BIRTHDAY THREAD!!!!!

[Titus_Pullo]

Happy Birthday Arch. Welcome to the 30s.

[Jericho]

*sigh*

I'll be there in a couple months

[Titus_Pullo]

Your ejaculate will have 75% less volume by age 31.

By 33, you will prefer watching Gilligan's Island reruns over having sex.

[Jericho]

Damn, and Gilligan's Island sucks

[Titus_Pullo]

You pick up on subtleties your sex-crazed mind missed which gives the episodes a whole new, intriguing dimension.

[Poop Sailboat]

Happy birthday, Archibald.

[mxlplkt]

HAHA! Arch is old.

[UNC]

Something about arch being in his 30s makes me wanna be in my 40s

HBD...HAVE A REARRY ROVELY RAY

[UNC]

Christmas is kinda like easter....God sent his son, then 3 days later said "I was juz bullshittin', here's the real one"

[Datači]

hbd arch

[Skybase]

Happy Birthday Arch! Are you picking up The Dark Knight today?

[mongo]

hbd you fat asian fuck.

[Archangel]

Happy Birthday Arch! Are you picking up The Dark Knight today?

Nah, Amazon should be delivering it tomorrow.

[medlar]

Happy b-lated bd. Hope you had an exciting day.

[Skybase]

Nah, Amazon should be delivering it tomorrow.


Well that's good enough then. Good damned movie.

[STDSkillz]

Arch, mate, late birthday wishes for you. I hope being three decades old is everything you dreamed it to be.

[vasili denisov]

Happy birthday, Arch.

[Blitz]

Happy belated Birthday, Arch.

[Datači]

Happy Birthday Jesus!

MrS3uHVlzew

[Satan]

Happy fucking birthday, Oggie, you ancient fuck.

[Titus_Pullo]

Happy Birthday Oggie.

http://i43.tinypic.com/15857km.jpg

[Bill]

OGGIE! OGGIE! OGGIE!

BIRTH! BIRTH! DAY!

[POO POO CANNON]

Happy Birthday Oggie.

[Archetype]

Happy birthday...Isaac Newton? Really?

[UNC]

Happy Birthday Oggie.

[UNC]

Oggie is like Mary's afterbirth

[mxlplkt]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/bdayoggie.gif

[Nature's Folly]

Oggieus B-DAY?!?!?!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!!!

[WET HOT MESS]

OMG, happy beelated birthday! Oggie-oh.

[Oggie]

Thanks all.
I had a blast in Chicago.
My head hurts.

[Hodge]

Happy birthday Glenno!!!!!21~!
Who the fuck is Glenno?

This is Glenno in all of his glorious 2 posts!
http://i42.tinypic.com/33kdgt5.jpg

[Titus_Pullo]

Happy Birthday Zaphro.

[6655321]

happy birthday zaphers! i can only imagine that you are knee deep in vaginas right now.

[hatepoppy]

happy birthday to me!

[WET HOT MESS]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY Poppieee

[Mixie]

Happy bday pops & zaphs. You two should make out.

[hatepoppy]

*kisses*

[hatepoppy]

Happy bday pops & zaphs. You two should make out.
im down.

[6655321]

happy b-day mr. durden!

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/2489960900_d77dee9557.jpg

[Archangel]

HBD Tyler. I'll smack Chris Bangle in your honour.

[fuldstændigamok]

http://www.mcracingsa.com/RENAULT_4.jpg

HBD Tyler

[Claydon]

Its my birfday today!

[WET HOT MESS]

DIE!

[Claydon]

DIE!


:(


in other news, my parents are taking the wife, sister and I to the Smokehouse.

I am sick but I will be drinking rob roys tonight GODDAMNIT!

[TylerDurden]

happy b-day mr. durden!

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/2489960900_d77dee9557.jpg

Happy B'day Tyler

I couldn't find a fight club cake, so I got cheesecake instead...
http://i13.tinypic.com/3y7cetj.jpg

HBD Tyler. I'll smack Chris Bangle in your honour.

http://www.mcracingsa.com/RENAULT_4.jpg

HBD Tyler


thanks, guys. much appreciated. i got more well-wishes from here than i did from my real friends. lol.

Its my birfday today!

looks like you had the misfortune of being born on the same day as ol' tylerdurden.

[mongo]

who the fuck are you?

[STDSkillz]

HBD to both Tyler and Claydon!

[vasili denisov]

HB2TD.

[hatepoppy]

if there is any semblance of mercy in the universe, my lil girl's birthday will be today.

[Archangel]

Happy birthday daedalus, good job keeping that minotaur locked up.

[}{arlequin]

hbd, don't fly too high!!

[Okie Medicvet]

happy birthday to me!

[Jericho]

Okie, you sad slag.

[TylerDurden]

Okie, you sad slag.

lulz.

[NOTKyle]

I share my birthday with Okie.

This is so0o0o0o0o exciting.

[Okie Medicvet]

Yay, another Aquarian!

w3I1y3jHgxA

[ElemenoP]

Happy Birthday, James Banon!!!!

http://a7.vox.com/6a00cdf3acad20cb8f00e398a6aae70004-500pi

[ElemenoP]

I'm not sure if you're 30 -- but here's a cake!!

[}{arlequin]

HBD JB!!!

[Daydreamer]

Happy Birthday Banon! Too bad Summer won't show you her tits, but osumike will show you his.

[}{arlequin]

I'm not sure if you're 30 -- but here's a cake!!
i think he'd prefer it to be shaped like summer's tits

[Titus_Pullo]

Happy Birthday Banon. Don't ever change.

[vasili denisov]

Happy Birthday, James Banon!!!!

http://a7.vox.com/6a00cdf3acad20cb8f00e398a6aae70004-500pi
James Banon...is Shannon? This has vast and upsetting theological implications for me.

[Jericho]

Happy birthday, Rover. I hope your name is Nathan. I got a discount

http://www.tastylayers.com/images/DetroitTigersRS.JPG

[Archangel]

HBD Rover. Keep up the good fight.

[Rover]

I choose an hour of TV.

[Hanover Fist]

Are you older than me yet? HBD

[Jericho]

You're my boy, Andy. Hope you had a good one

http://www.sweettooth-desserts.com/CubsCake.JPG/CubsCake-full;init:.JPG

[Titus_Pullo]

Who?

[UNC]

Jericho has gone crazy

[Jericho]

ADD, you losers...fellow cubs fan, Marcus!

[Titus_Pullo]

I see. Happy Birthday ADD.

[UNC]

ADD, you losers...fellow cubs fan, Marcus!

well...his name isn't listed for a birthday on my front page.

HBD ADD...if that is indeed your real name

[Jericho]

well...his name isn't listed for a birthday on my front page.

HBD ADD...if that is indeed your real name
Same, weirdly. I replaced Mike with him as my bro and he said best BDay gift evar....It checks out. Go Cubbies!

[Archangel]

HBD STD!

[UNC]

HBD STD!

[mxlplkt]

Happy Bday mongo herpes!

[ShitBreak]

Even though it isn't on the calender....today is also...BEARICHO'S 30th!!!!

Happy birthday, Snuggles!

[Jericho]

It's true. I'm 30. Let's hope I don't become as miserable as Arch

[hatepoppy]

hbd, papa bear!

[hatepoppy]

and by hbd, i mean 'handle my balls and dick'

[Jericho]

Thanks, brother hate

[}{arlequin]

happy bearday!!

[Jericho]

good one

[mxlplkt]

A beary good one?

[}{arlequin]

your 30's will bear you out?

[Jericho]

That's more like it! Mixie bringin the thundahhh!

[mxlplkt]

Consider him a grizzled veteran now.

[Jericho]

Fucking Bear. I'm so pleased that that stuck

[mongo]

hbd ginger faggot.

http://cakesbygraham.homestead.com/files/Beer_can_grooms_cake.jpg

[Jericho]

Sweet!

[ElemenoP]

Happy Birthday!!!!!

[Titus_Pullo]

Happy Birthday STD and Happy Birthday Jericho. Now each of our ages starts with "3".

[Trident]

Happy birthday Jericho.

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2118883/Sympathy2-main_Full.jpg


Here's something to cheer you up.

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif



... and here is the reality of turning 30.


http://graphics.boston.com:80/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/arrrgh.jpg

[medlar]

Pipe, Slippers. Chronically bad tempered.

Thirty? I never would have guessed.


Hahah HBD.

[Claydon]

happy birthday all...

oh and 30s>20s

[STDSkillz]

Thanks to everyone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go drink until I can't feel my limbs anymore. Cheers!

[hatepoppy]

im drinkin for hoel'z bday and stdz!

oh, and hbd stdskillz.

[Jericho]

werd werd

[wacker]

Happy Birthday Super, too bad its being over shadowed by this whole mess.

[Archangel]

HBD Supes. Talk about bad timing.

[Kopek]

**** him. He's queer.

[the creeps]

**** that ******* birthday. we have more pressing issues at hand

[Datači]

hbd

[Superhuman]

Thanks all. Too bad my bday gift had to be the forum going to s**t.


**** you Kopek. Suck a **** you spear chucking n***er.

[Kopek]

**** your ****** mother and your **** father.

[Superhuman]

Hahahaha I knew that'd get your panties in a bunch.

[Jericho]

Happy birthday,Mike!

I got you a fat faggot treat.

http://i41.tinypic.com/11l34mr.jpg

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

OMG IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

0SfwSB2gieU

[mongo]

i hope your fat ass has a heart attack, fucking osufaggot.

[Archangel]

OMG IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

0SfwSB2gieU

That is one manly hand.

Anyway, congrats on getting one year closer to death, OSU.

[UNC]

hbd mike!

[WET HOT MESS]

OMG IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

0SfwSB2gieUI get the feeling you wanted to shout faggot halfway through that recording.

[Trident]

OMG IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

0SfwSB2gieU

Do I see a picture of a jack-up oil rig on the wall?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Yeah, my grandma does charcoal sketches, and it's one of my grandpas boat delivering supplies to a rig in the gulf.

[UNC]

Happy Birthday Ricky!!!

wicky wicky!

[Titus_Pullo]

Happy actual 19th Birthday Ricky.

[}{arlequin]

penguin? hbd!!

[Okie Medicvet]

HAPPY BIRTDAYS BIRTDAY PEOPLES!

[STDSkillz]

RICKY. You brown son of a bitch. Don't get too trashed, now.

[TylerDurden]

Happy actual 19th Birthday Ricky.

[Archangel]

Rich kids don't need my congrats.




Just kidding. HBD Ricky.

[Satan]

I was gonna tell all of you to go fuck yourselves, then I noticed I had my birthday not set to display.

[UNC]

Your username makes my genitals itch

[mongo]

hbd.

enjoy the curry bday dake.

[Penguin Rick]

It's my bday!!! I went to John Elway's restaurant for dinner.

[Satan]

I'm about to go out and get wasted to celebrate my birthday

[Titus_Pullo]

http://i41.tinypic.com/72q9zm.jpg

[Archangel]

Happy birthday, Syn. Keep up the good work.

[UNC]

Yes Rich, I too would like you to keep it up.

HBD!

[STDSkillz]

Cindy Kate! Have a pleasant birthday, good sir!

[Oggie]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Oggie1226/Syndi1.jpg

Happy Birthday Boss.

[UNC]

asskisser

[Oggie]

Nuh-uh!

[Bizz]

Happy Birthday boss. Don't get shit faced and break the board.

[hatepoppy]

get fucked up, nig.

[WigglingWii]

HBD Rich!!!! Here are some kisses *MUAH* *MUAH* *MUAH* *MUAH*

[The Dude]

i wish i still had the captain cuddlepants av. happy birthday asshole.

[Limp]

Fuck you Syndicate. I hope you fucking die on your birthday sucking on a straight mans cock.

[Hoser]

Is sucking a straight mans cock worse then sucking a gay mans cock? If so how do you know this?

[hatepoppy]

more like syninsucksdickeater

[TylerDurden]

Happy Birthday boss. Don't get shit faced and break the board.

[Pharon]

Is sucking a straight mans cock worse then sucking a gay mans cock? If so how do you know this?
Limp has been busy lately.

[mxlplkt]

Happy bday Rich. Have fun on your vacation.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/beachguy2.jpg

[hatepoppy]

i distinktly remember bongripz on that beach.

YOU SHOPPED ME OUT, NIGGRAR!

[mxlplkt]

The carrot ate you

[hatepoppy]

fuck carrots.

[mxlplkt]

Carrots actually fuck you

[Alcestis]

Happy Birthday, old-man Syndicate! <3

[vasili denisov]

Cindy Kate! Have a pleasant birthday, good sir!

[Syndicate]

I'm still feeling sick, and I honestly didn't even realize it was my birthday until around 4pm. Either way, thanks everyone.

[Archangel]

HBD Lone Wolf - may the Knicks not suck next seas...


Who am I kidding, you're better off wishing for a blow job from Jessica Alba.

[mongo]

who the fuck is lonewolf?



hbd faggot.

[Titus_Pullo]

Happy Birthday Lone Wolf. Or Los Lobos, in Spanish.

[6655321]

happy birthday, guy i don't know.

[STDSkillz]

HBD Lone!!!

[Titus_Pullo]

Happy 21st Birthday Archetype. Real starving artists drink Mad Dog 20/20.

http://i41.tinypic.com/wjfdzt.jpg

[Bizz]

Happy Birthday. Real starving artists kill themselves to increase the value of their art.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2130up.jpg

Just make sure to draw me something pretty badass before you do it.

[mongo]

more like jjmclikestodrawshitty.

[STDSkillz]

Happy birthday JJ!!

[TylerDurden]

happy b-day, arch.

[Archangel]

STOP CALLING THAT FUCKING IMPOSTOR "ARCH", DAMNIT
n


Also, hbd JJ.

[ShitBreak]

WTF...JJ is only 21?

Jesus.

[Kerjack]

STOP CALLING THAT FUCKING IMPOSTOR "ARCH", DAMNIT



Sorry Paul, you've been unseated.

Happy Birthday JJ.

[}{arlequin]

hbd artist formerly known as jj


http://www.yoimg.com/i/4278093-happy_birthday.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/4278093-happy_birthday.jpg.html)

[Bastard]

Happy Birthday Artist!

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/dre1024l.jpg

[Titus_Pullo]

Happy BDay Mikey. Did you know you shared the same BDay as NFL great WR James Thrash?

[Bizz]

Happy Birthday Robert Fathick.

[6655321]

happy birthday mikeysaurus..

push it to the limit!!

BhsTmiK7Q2M

[UNC]

hbd eg

Don't kill yourself.

[STDSkillz]

OMG, Happy birthday Mikey!!


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l113/BTown8Cali/birthday-1.jpg

[Archangel]

Happy birthday EvilGuinness.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Awww, I'll jizz in my pants for you guys.

[WET HOT MESS]

Happy birfffdayyyyy horsedong Mikey!

[vasili denisov]

yVLzZLn817Y

[Jericho]

Happy birthday, buddy

[Titus_Pullo]

Happy Birthday Tar Heel. Welcome to the 30s club. Lights out by 8:30 PM.

[STDSkillz]

HBD Tar!

[Jericho]

Tar Heel, I love you like a brother even though you root for such an ass team

[WET HOT MESS]

Happy Birthday Justin King Buttsexxor!

[vasili denisov]

Happy birthday, Mr. H.

[Mustard]

Happy Birthday Pharoah Ramses I.

[Archangel]

HBD Tar Heel. Your boys got you your best present of the year a bit early, I suppose.

http://www.petercashwell.com/journal/SI%20UNC%202009.jpg

[Bizz]

HBD. I imagine this birthday is going to be pretty shitty for you but we at GMF send you our heart felt birthday wishes.

[UNC]

HBD Tarheel!

[mongo]

hbd to gmf's biggest poster. fag.

[STDSkillz]

Dammit, mongo beat me. Oh well, HBD again, Sink.

http://www.spacepimping.com/graphics/myspace-happy-birthday-graphics/HappyBirthday62.jpg

[Mustard]

Am I really the biggest?

Extra awesome.

Also, thanks Mongo.

[STDSkillz]

I'm pretty sure Nature's Folly has you beat, so I wouldn't get too excited.

[mongo]

folly is fat, but sink is way fucking tall if i remember correctly.

[Mustard]

Yeah, I'm a c-hair under 6'6". There is a chance though that I weigh under 400 finally.

Ha, who am I kidding. The Universe hasn't imploded yet.

[Face]

I'm taller than sink

awesome!

[Datači]

yay sink! fuck Face!

[Mustard]

yay sink! fuck Face!
The day's off to a great start!

[Bastard]

Happy Birthday again Sink. You should see the toast.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/UncleBuck_3.jpg

[Mustard]

I... need that so much right now,

[Kerjack]

Two happy b-day wishes? Almost seems unfair.

[Mustard]

This only serves to demonstrate the true power of my birthday.

[medlar]

I hope it was exciting for you. HBD

[STDSkillz]

Sink actually had like 10 b-day wishes, but they all got deleted.

[Mustard]

Its true. You can all just wish me a HBD again. Its ok.

[}{arlequin]

it's too late. the day has passed. you wishes were flushed

[Mustard]

Not for me in the pacific time zone. which is where i am. So its still good for another 146 minutes.

TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!

[STDSkillz]

HBD SINK!!!!!!!!!

[Mustard]

Thanks STD!

Whens your BD?

[Jericho]

Same as mine, muhfuggah

[STDSkillz]

Thanks STD!

Whens your BD?

Same as mine, muhfuggah
Truf. You already missed it :(

It's at the end of Feb.

[Datači]

Mine is at the same day as marcus'

[Bizz]

Happy Birthday Joey! Hooker time!

[Face]

oh come on, you and I both know he'll never go through with it

[Jericho]

On the plus side, you guys helped pay for Rich's new ride!

[mongo]

hbd you cripple fuck.

[Face]

I did not donate one red cent

[mongo]

i donated thousands of cents.

[Face]

i donated thousands of cents.
so what, you asked mommy & daddy to give you an extra $20 that week?

[Bizz]

oh come on, you and I both know he'll never go through with it

Yeah he will. Don't under estimate the power of pussy.

[The GWD]

Yeah he will. Don't under estimate the power of pussy.

It's not so much underestimating the power of pussy as underestimating the power of being a pussy. ZINGZANG!

[Archangel]

HBD Joey.

[Archetype]

HBD Sink YMFFMF!

[Titus_Pullo]

HBD Bizz and Erased. Now we know who Joey's long lost abandoned half brother is.

[Kerjack]

Remember, you never go ass to mouth. Well, sometimes you go ass to mouth.

HBD buddy.

[Datači]

hbd joey

[medlar]

HbD Bizz. Have a good one.

[Syndicate]

The little brother is gonna have a good day...

Today/Tonight's Agenda
3:00pm - Going over to hang out with the Birthday Boy and just chill/bullshit, which we never do anymore.
5:00pm - Small Family Party to appease The Mother.
7:00pm - Drinks at a local shit bar.
10:00pm - Off to the titty bar to hopefully find a bitch slutty enough to blow a cripple for a few hundred dollars.

[Face]

you've got a few hundred and all you're shooting for is a hummer?

I don't think you'll have too much trouble finding a volunteer

[Bizz]

HBD Bizz and Erased. Now we know who Joey's long lost abandoned half brother is.

HbD Bizz. Have a good one.

Thank you.

The little brother is gonna have a good day...

Today/Tonight's Agenda
3:00pm - Going over to hang out with the Birthday Boy and just chill/bullshit, which we never do anymore.
5:00pm - Small Family Party to appease The Mother.
7:00pm - Drinks at a local shit bar.
10:00pm - Off to the titty bar to hopefully find a bitch slutty enough to blow a cripple for a few hundred dollars.

Hit up craigslist and find a hooker. For a couple hundred you should be able to get an hour or more. Which would include a blowjob and fucking. Get your bro some viagra or something so he can enjoy all his time. We're all rooting for him!

[mongo]

does his dick even work?

[medlar]

^well shit, that was tactless of you.

[mongo]

fuck off shortstack. it's a legit question!

[STDSkillz]

HBD Bizz and Joey!!!

[Bastard]

Happy Birthday Bizz and Erased.

[Daydreamer]

Happy Bday Joey and Bizz

[Kerjack]

Hmmm, lets see. At the shit bar part of the night I see. Yes... progressing nicely.

[Daydreamer]

Hmmm, lets see. At the shit bar part of the night I see. Yes... progressing nicely.

I'm surprised that you're not demanding to know who the designated driver is.

[WET HOT MESS]

Happy belated birthday bizzy and Joeylove.

[Archangel]

HBD Djag, you giant nazi prick.

[Archangel]

And while we're at it, happy birthday s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt.

[Bizz]

HBD s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt!

[Archangel]

HBD to the missus!

[Kerjack]

HBD to the missus!

Give her a kiss for me, k thanks.

[Archangel]

Give her a kiss for me, k thanks.

This okay with you?

http://www.collectibleskingdom.com/thimble.jpg

[Kerjack]

Uh... ?yes?

[Archangel]

Second star to the left, and straight on till morning.

[}{arlequin]

happy belated boys, particularly joey

[Jericho]

Happy Birthday Billy Billy Big Dick! Go get some TANG!

[Mustard]

I loved Tang with Vodka.

Also, happy birthday to everybody I missed.

[The GWD]

Billy. These are big letters just to show how much I care. But I forgot why I came in here.

[STDSkillz]

HBD Billy!

[WET HOT MESS]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIWWEEE!

[Jericho]

BILL!(not Billy)

You one of my favorite motherfuckers. Do somethin fun today, buddy