Answer A Question With A Question Game.

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Rule: Answer the question above with a question of your own.

A: How often do you find yourself wanting to direct someones attention to something else?
B: What would you like to imply with “something else”?
etc.

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1st Question: Do you really think you can get away with putting your hands there?

[Daydreamer]

How is she gonna stop me if she is comatose?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Does she meet the state requirement for age of consent?

[smahoo]

Why do you ask, perv?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Are you asking me why I am asking?

[smahoo]

Does it sound that way?

[HAWK]

What sound?

[Bastard]

Are you deaf?

[Void]

You hear voices in your head?

[Black_Sun]

Who said what?

[Void]

You don't know?

[POO POO CANNON]

Why don't you ask him?

[Void]

You want him to hump your leg?

[Will-Kill]

What else is there to hump?

[Void]

Where's Anita?

[CrzyMarcX]

Who's Anita?

[Void]

You're kidding me, right?

[medlar]

Who isn't?

[doors43]

Aren't most boys crazy for Anita?

[SilverBullet]

Moms as well?

[shdaow]

Aren't they all just transvestites?

[Void]

You have experience with trannies?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Do you need advice?

[SilverBullet]

Who isn't?

[shdaow]

Doesn't E-Harmony offer that service?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Are you trying to piss me off?

[Void]

You'd rather be pissed *on*?

[medlar]

Anyone into golden showers?

[Void]

How about scat?

[medlar]

You mean the music?

[Void]

You can play music with a turd?

[SilverBullet]

You like that kind of music?

[HAWK]

What kind of music?

[Nature's Folly]

There's music playing?

[HAWK]

What?!

[Daydreamer]

who has musical farts?

[HAWK]

You?

[Daydreamer]

You mean like death metal?

[HAWK]

As opposed to what?

[Daydreamer]

Do you think that my farts would sound like jingle bells?

[Stax]

Why would you ask such a thing?

[Daydreamer]

Don't you want to know what genre my musical farts sound like?

[Void]

Thought about seeing a proctologist?

[mcnastasty]

Do you need a colonoscopy?

[Void]

You like sticking things up your poop-chute?

[HAWK]

WTF are you talking about?!

[HAWK]

You're funny, aren't you?

[Void]

Funny "ha ha" or funny "peculiar"?

[HAWK]

Do you really need to ask?

[HAWK]

What do you think?

[Void]

Are you the only one here?

[HAWK]

where's here?

[Void]

Got a GPS?

[HAWK]

GPS?

[HAWK]

Do you like white pussy too?

[Void]

Aren't all pussy's pink?

[Black_Sun]

Have you seen all of them to compare?

[nitz]

what's a pussy?

[Black_Sun]

Do you know what a cat looks like?

[nitz]

you mean like a hairless cat?

[Black_Sun]

They make those?

[bbates77]

Didn't Dr Evil make one?

[Black_Sun]

Why are we talking about cats again?

[Void]

Didn't Mini Me eat it?

[Black_Sun]

Didn't that chick in the video eat mini-me?

[Void]

Into midget-porn?

[Black_Sun]

Can't a guy be just a little curious?

[nitz]

what happened to Liz Hurley?

[Black_Sun]

Where did that come from?

[nitz]

weren't we just talking about mini-me?

[Void]

Do fembots die?

[Black_Sun]

What kind of a question is that?

[Void]

You're questioning my questions?

[HAWK]

Why do you ask so many questions?

[bbates77]

Can we start a new topic?

[Black_Sun]

Why do you think we should answer that?

[nitz]

how bout them gays?!

[Black_Sun]

What about the gays?

[Void]

There are queers here?

[nitz]

didn't you see one in the mirror?

[Black_Sun]

Does anyone mind if I go take a dump?

[bbates77]

What if I did, would you hold it in?

[Black_Sun]

I'm back, did I miss anything?

[Daydreamer]

Didn't you wipe all of it off?

[Void]

Why so interested in another man's toilet habits?

[chad213]

Are you serious?

[pyro]

should he be?

[HAWK]

Why not?

[Bastard]

What if a murder took place?

[bpb]

Who got shot?

[Daydreamer]

Did they die?

[janois]

Who'll pay for the funeral?

[Daydreamer]

can't you just dump the body in a ditch for free?

[Nature's Folly]

But wouldn't it smell?

[Black_Sun]

Does it really matter to you what a ditch smells like?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Do you think he really cares?

[feith]

what are you talking about?

[zillionaire]

haven't you been paying attention?

[Daydreamer]

What if he doesn't have the money to pay attention?

[hightopninja]

What if he doesn't care?

[pyro]

why wouldnt he care???

[hightopninja]

What would his reasoning for caring be?

[Mulder]

Is this actually going somewhere?

[hightopninja]

Should it be going somewhere?

[Daydreamer]

you're going somewhere?

[Mulder]

Shouldn't we all?

[HAWK]

All what?

[SnakeEyes]

Can't we all just get along?

[Black_Sun]

What if we cant?

[parad0x]

Would you be able to if you were being beaten by billyclubs?

[Mulder]

Is this a question that should be answered or an answer that should be questioned?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Are you trying to be smart?

[Mulder]

Why not?

[Void]

Do you even understand what's going on here?

[Daydreamer]

Would he be here if he truly understood what was going on?

[Void]

You're saying he's stupid?

[Daydreamer]

Isn't that a given?

[Mulder]

Is it that obvious?

[Black_Sun]

Is what that obvious?

[HAWK]

?!?

[billybill]

What kind of question is that?

[Mulder]

Can it even be qualified as a question?

[Black_Sun]

What are you, some kind of question expert?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Who are you to judge?

[billybill]

Why is everyone so judging?

[Mulder]

Who are you again??

[billybill]

Why do you care?

[Void]

Are you as dumb as Mongo?

[billybill]

Who is Mongo?

[bbates77]

Does something tell you that Void and Mongo have something between them?

[billybill]

What could be between them?

[bbates77]

Do you have imagination?

[Black_Sun]

Did we really need to drag Mongo into this?

[eclipsegts1]

Whose Mongo?

[Mulder]

Where is he anyway?

[billybill]

Why do you ask?

[Mulder]

You are still in here billybill?

[Void]

You think he chickened out?

[Black_Sun]

Who? Billy, or Mongo?

[Void]

You think they're together in this?

[Black_Sun]

Do you think they're just 'together'? Like a couple or something?

[billybill]

Why would we be a couple?

[Mulder]

Are you seriously asking this question?

[billybill]

Aren't all these questions serious?

[billysocal]

How can you determine what's serious and what isn't?

[Mulder]

Why so serious?

[billybill]

That was a great movie or was it?

[Void]

Who did you see it with?

[billybill]

My wife would you go see it again?

[Mulder]

billybill you are not asking a question are you?

[billybill]

It is a no brainer isn't it?

[Mulder]

But I still can't understand in here, what are you exactly trying to say?

[billybill]

I have no idea I am totally lost what do you think I am trying to say?

[Mulder]

We really suck at this don't we?

[Void]

Need a map?

[billybill]

But at least we are following the rules arent we?

[Daydreamer]

Who needs rules?

[Mulder]

But it's good to bend them from time to time no?

[Void]

There are rules here?

[billybill]

Breaking the rules can be fun dont ya think?

[Mulder]

billybill are you reading the previous posts before typing?

[billybill]

Yes but I have the worst timing and post at the same time as everyone else, is there a way to avoid that?

[Mulder]

How about getting a better connection?

[Gecko]

Or typing faster?

[billybill]

Not that just type slow, do you type fast?

[billybill]

see what I mean?

[Void]

You mean what?

[billybill]

I type slow dont I?

[Mulder]

Does he mean he types slowly?

[billybill]

Ya that I what I am saying dont you agree?

[Mulder]

Why are your questions getting dull?

[A-Money]

How could you not be dull at this point?

[billybill]

I am getting tired and slowing down but one more post and your at 100 that is pretty exicting isnt it?

[A-Money]

It should be, right?

[billybill]

I would think so would be like taking a chicks virginity nothing better then that is there?

[wazzufan]

Should it?

[A-Money]

Absolutely not, but we could be moving into "off limits" territory, correct?

[The Ape]

Is anything off limits on the net?

[Gecko]

Is anything off limit off the net?

[Daydreamer]

Doesn't that depend on how much you are paying her?

[wazzufan]

What would Brian Boitano do?

[Daydreamer]

What does that have to do with the previous question?

[wazzufan]

What question doesn't my question relate to?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Will someone please ban wazzufan?

[wazzufan]

Why don't you ban yourself?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Who do you think your talking to?

[wazzufan]

Why did it take me so long to realize your avatar fucking rocks?

[Neosmurf]

How could you miss that?

[wazzufan]

Why can't see you how much of a rush I'm in to get to 100 posts?

[SnakeEyes]

Will he ever go past 100 posts?

(like I am one to talk ;) )

[Whiffleball]

When will I?

[bbates77]

who cares?

[chad213]

Why are you concerned?

[bbates77]

alright then...who gives a fuck?

[rustytulip]

I do, but can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong?

[billybill]

Why do you think you are doing something wrong?

[redsox39]

Is it because you are posting on the worst epic FAIL board ever?

[sleepydaz]

So you aren't including the Tucker Max Message Board then?

[redsox39]

Don't you hate it when someone brings up a good point?

[Mulder]

Where is the point in that?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

What are you guys talking about?

[grimoald]

What are you talking about?

[Void]

You can't figure it out yourself?

[Daydreamer]

Don't you know they can't think for themselves?

[Gecko]

Who thinks for them?

[Void]

If it's OSUMike, you think they're doomed?

[Black_Sun]

If he was, Wouldn't they be?

[Daydreamer]

Wouldn't aj be worse than mike?

[Black_Sun]

Can one really be worse than the other?

[x JonnyStorey x]

One could be worse than the other, but how worse would he have to be?

[Black_Sun]

Huh?

[x JonnyStorey x]

Why did you huh me?

[medlar]

Why does 85% of the threads I read in GMF give me boner?

[Black_Sun]

Only 85% give you a boner?

[Void]

85% of GMF threads are gay-themed?

[lowboy]

Are you suprised?

[medlar]

Did you notice your rep is at 666?

[lowboy]

Does this mean I'm Satan?

[A-Money]

Only 85% are gay themed?

[lowboy]

Are you aware that you are repeating?

[_mozzy_]

Why bother?

[lowboy]

Because repeaters are communists?

[banethejuggalo]

Is communism the lowest form of government?

[Archetype]

Are there really different levels of hell?

[I_PWN_NOOBS]

Ask the Egyptians?

[Archetype]

The fuck would they know?

[banethejuggalo]

Because they started civilization?

[Archetype]

What does that have to do with hell?

[mule]

Didn't the devil explain it to you?

[Archetype]

Would you trust the prince of lies?

[Jabba_Wookie]

transvestites could be fun?

[mule]

Keen to try something different?

[Archetype]

How many penises?

[mule]

Who said anything about penises?

[bbates77]

and you would know?

[Bastard]

Exactly how many leprechauns assaulted you?

[I_PWN_NOOBS]

Will the Egyptians rape me when I visit Cairo next year?

[bbates77]

Are you excited about the thought?

[mule]

aren't you?

[Daydreamer]

How can anyone get excited about IPN's life?

[Black_Sun]

How can you NOT get excited!?!!?

[Daydreamer]

So he excites you?

[Black_Sun]

Did I say that?

[_mozzy_]

Who fucking cares?

[Black_Sun]

Are you giving me lip little man?

[_mozzy_]

Why are you confusing me with a Wayans brothers movie?

[Daydreamer]

Are you black?

[A-Money]

Or do you want to be black?

[Eddie198]

Who wants to be black?

[Black_Sun]

Is anyone else hungry?