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VoxAngelikus
08-10-2008, 10:06 PM
...I'm sorry? What was that? Oh! Hi, there, I'm VoxAngelikus.

I live on the planet Earth and I work in Hunt's Point, The Bronx, NYC - as seen on the HBO documentary series "Hookers at the Point". I am not a hooker. Nor would I go to one because around here I'd rather fuck an AIDS-infected rat than touch one of the whores that walk around in their underwears at 2 in the morning looking like my mom after one of the New Year's Eve parties we used to throw back in the 1980's when I was too young to understand what a "key party" was and too old for my dad's creepy cousin who was very specific in his pedophiliac tendencies.

Sometimes when I shit, it comes out green, even if I haven't eaten anything green! How about that! Has that ever happened to you?

What I want to bring to the new GMF is a sloppy apathy that can only be described as a lethargic renaissance. I will be like a renaissance man, just like Danny DeVito, only not short and not ugly and not married to Carla from "Cheers".

Suck up, GMF, and kiss my behind because I'm displaying to you! Where's Oggie? I want to smell him again.

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Syndicate
08-10-2008, 10:07 PM
NO STEVE PERRY = BANNED!

You have 10 Seconds To Comply....

VoxAngelikus
08-10-2008, 10:09 PM
This thread now with more Steve Perry