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Alcestis
08-10-2008, 09:12 PM
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s258/Alcestis_album/ohshit.jpg

WET HOT MESS
08-10-2008, 09:15 PM
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!

CrazyCarl
08-10-2008, 11:03 PM
the title should really be "Britney Spears: Oops she did it again!"

mudokon485
08-13-2008, 11:05 PM
oh noooooo

Blue
08-13-2008, 11:07 PM
WHAT?

PoochieBuns
08-13-2008, 11:08 PM
I think she finally realized that she's BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

Le Goat
08-13-2008, 11:28 PM
ban

Philip Lombard
08-13-2008, 11:30 PM
Here comes a comeback?

OTiS
08-14-2008, 12:24 AM
There is just no stopping a train wreck is there?

Night Hawk
08-14-2008, 12:30 AM
There is just no stopping a train wreck is there?


Not without wrecking the train anyways...

_ShrGaQjIKI

MDiver01
08-14-2008, 12:40 AM
Best. Movie. Ever.

Philip Lombard
08-14-2008, 12:47 AM
lol?

kpickle
08-14-2008, 01:21 AM
She should just give up at ever having a career again.

banethejuggalo
08-14-2008, 09:42 PM
She just realized her meth dealer wasn't home.

ADD
08-14-2008, 09:46 PM
At least her motherly skills are improving. I know, that's like saying Dick Chaeney's aim has gotten better.

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080814/britney%20spears%20august%209/t/britney%20spears%20ok%201thumb.jpg

chaos2015
08-15-2008, 12:18 AM
why do people still care about her????

The Ape
08-15-2008, 12:37 AM
I'm praying she just uses the rest of her fortune one day to get her old body back....unfortunately the lure of Cheetos and Red Bulls is too strong

MDiver01
08-15-2008, 12:42 AM
why do people still care about her????
because we love train wrecks

SK000000BY
08-15-2008, 01:50 PM
I'd hit it

hospitalrock
08-20-2008, 11:06 PM
me too

noahsdove
08-21-2008, 04:29 AM
I would hit it in a train wreck

sdale4life
08-21-2008, 05:38 AM
Say what you will, but at her peak, she was a babe.

cypher
08-21-2008, 07:36 AM
She looks ok in US Weekly, but she is a train wreck. But crazy chicks are wild in bed. I would hit it.

BooBooBear
08-24-2008, 09:32 PM
I hope she does porn soon. :D

Neosmurf
08-24-2008, 10:07 PM
Just imagine being her kids. You probably have everything in the world, but she is still your mom.

OTiS
08-25-2008, 02:26 AM
Just imagine being her kids. You probably have everything in the world, but she is still your mom.
and you're dad is k-fed...

Axel
08-25-2008, 02:32 AM
But than again, those awesome lullabies you listen every evening compensate for all above.

Jason
08-25-2008, 05:04 PM
Nows the time to get back in shape and do Playboy to resurrect your career. Then again, she seems more like the Penthouse or Hustler type.

three50zoom
08-26-2008, 02:55 AM
She's straight up whack! :eek:

The GWD
08-26-2008, 02:56 AM
She's straight up whack! :eek:

Best first post ever.

rectifier
08-30-2008, 07:52 PM
Hahaha. That picture is great.

Jericho
08-30-2008, 07:53 PM
Stop being lame and bumping every thread in the joint, k?

Draven X 23
09-07-2008, 11:42 PM
I didn't even know she put out an album/Videos

It took a year, but Britney Spears got the comeback she was seeking from the MTV Video Music Awards — and she didn't even have to sing or dance.
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Spears nabbed three VMAs, including video of the year, erasing last year's career-low performance. Her first Moonman trophies came during a 25th anniversary show that otherwise lacked a defining moment, with most of the zaniness coming from host Russell Brand.
"Wow, thank you, I'm in shock right now. I was not expecting this," Spears, looking spectacular in a shimmering silver dress, said as she accepted her third trophy of the evening for "Piece of Me."
Spears kept all three of her acceptance speeches short.
"This is such an honor to have this award right now," she said. "I want to thank my fans, this is dedicated to you."
There was no such honor for Spears last year, when the declining diva — by then known more for her tabloid exploits and erratic behavior — kicked off the Las Vegas telecast. Looking haggard and dazed, Spears bumbled her way through a performance of "Gimme More" that gave new meaning to the phrase "Sin City."
Though Spears didn't perform this time, she still opened the show, giving a blink-and-you-missed-it introduction of Rihanna. Still, just being there was enough for a standing ovation from the star-studded crowd long before she opened her mouth to get things rolling.
Spears did provide a few laughs during a pre-taped comedic segment with "Superbad" actor Jonah Hill that preceded the live telecast. There were a few more laughs during comedian Brand's opening monologue, but the celeb audience seemed more nervous than amused, as the frenetic Brit took aim at Madonna, the virginity of teen sensations the Jonas Brothers and President Bush, whom he called "a retarded cowboy fellow."
He clearly got under the skin of one celebrity, however, with his jokes about promise rings, which the Jonas Brothers wear to signify their virginity. Another famous promise-ring wearer, Jordin Sparks, said before giving out one award:
"I just wanna say, it's not bad to wear a promise ring because not every guy and a girl wants to be a slut, OK?" she quipped.
Afterward, a somewhat contrite Brand apologized to a stone-faced Jonas Brothers, saying, "I didn't mean to take it lightly" before adding, "a little sex once and a while never hurt anybody."
Though the VMAs have been defined by zany, wild moments in the past — the Michael and Lisa Marie kiss, the Britney-Madonna kiss, Prince's butt-out jeans just to name a few — there were more head-scratching moments than outrageous ones at the sprawling Paramount Studios lot.
The prim and proper Leona Lewis gave a graceful opening performance for a song by ... Lil Wayne, who appeared on stage barechested, displaying his tattooed torso as his pants hung below his buttocks (Ralph Lauren's underwear line got a nice plug, however). He performed hits "A Milli" and a song with T-Pain.
The Jonas Brothers performed a version of their song "Lovebug" that was so genteel one might have thought they were doing a tribute to the Osmonds. But the trio then segued to a rocked-out version of the song in the final moments, as a throng of screaming fans surrounded them on one of the movie's many sets.
Pink gave perhaps the show's most rousing performance, a pyrotechnic-fueled performance of her new song, "So What."
T.I.'s performance was also noteworthy, since the last time he was due to perform at an awards show, he was arrested instead. At last year's BET Hip-Hop Awards, he was accused of trying to buy machine guns and silencers (he was sentenced earlier this year to serve about a year in prison after completing at least 1,000 hours of community service).
He performed a new song with Rihanna, who also appeared on last year's show. But the dazzling singer from Barbados is hardly in need of any second chances, coming into the VMAs as one of music's hottest acts thanks to her two No. 1 hits of the summer, "Take a Bow" and "Disturbia."

Closing the night was Kanye West who, like Spears, was hoping for a second chance after a disappointing VMA experience last year. In Las Vegas, he had a Kanye-sized hissy fit backstage and vowed never to appear at the VMAs again after he didn't get a Moonman trophy despite several nominations. This time, he had a stage all to himself, but he still may have reason to be miffed: he won no trophies during the ceremony, and, appearing after Spears accepted her third and final trophy of the evening, may have been more of an afterthought.


I take this as more of MTV kissing her ass then her actually getting awards that she won or deserved.

Philip Lombard
09-08-2008, 12:08 AM
she's supposedly looking better, no?

Alcestis
09-08-2008, 02:24 AM
she's supposedly looking better, no?

She looked terrific... good for her for getting her act together. Whether she deserved the award or not...who knows, her music makes me ill.

vasili denisov
09-08-2008, 02:36 AM
I take this as more of MTV kissing her ass then her actually getting awards that she won or deserved.
MTV, you sicken me with this sickening compromise of principles. The VMAs: the John McCain of awards shows.

Lone Wolf
09-08-2008, 04:28 AM
MTV must see big money in reviving Spears

VoxAngelikus
09-08-2008, 08:13 AM
They still have the VMAs? I thought they cancelled that shit.

Limp
09-08-2008, 08:43 AM
They still have the VMAs? I thought they cancelled that shit.
They tried, but Kanye fought to bring it back.

ShitBreak
09-08-2008, 09:06 AM
Damn you MTV for making Britney look hot again.

On another MTV note...I want to sex Aguilera.

The Batman
09-08-2008, 09:40 AM
Video of the year? Come on. I hate you MTV. You have disowned music and should have the M stripped from your name MTV.

OTiS
09-08-2008, 10:07 AM
So it should just be TV?

Alcestis
09-08-2008, 10:40 AM
They still have the VMAs? I thought they cancelled that shit.

Well, let's be honest the beginning was more like watching a Brit with Downs spewing liberal propaganda. That stoned fucker needs his own thread. Who the hell was he, anyway?

Notice they kept showing Britney clapping (all glammed up/chewing gum), but once he starting talking about Sarah Palins unweb/pregnant daughter and 'the' boyfriend you didn't see Britney anymore. That's when I stopped watching and laughed.

The Batman
09-08-2008, 10:44 AM
So it should just be TV?


might as well be. When was the last time you saw an entire music video on that station? Actually if should be called Fickle white girl tv. FWTV. Or FU TV since they are basically saying FU to music in general by holding people like Britney Spears up on a pedistal.

Genius
09-08-2008, 03:04 PM
MTV made a tactical business decision. They were constantly losing ground to other networks by regularly showing music videos. So they focused on a very specific target demographic (13-29 year old girls/women) and started cranking out shows that catered directly to them. It worked. But if you a) grew up watching MTV and/or b) aren't part of their target demographic, you'll probably hate it. I don't think they'll be apologizing or changing back anytime soon. But pop radio has made pretty much the same transition.

Swurgen
09-08-2008, 03:15 PM
It should be PC TV because they always try to seem wild and wacky yet they are the biggest force responsible for this horseshit PC world we live in today.

The Batman
09-08-2008, 04:20 PM
MTV made a tactical business decision. They were constantly losing ground to other networks by regularly showing music videos. So they focused on a very specific target demographic (13-29 year old girls/women) and started cranking out shows that catered directly to them. It worked. But if you a) grew up watching MTV and/or b) aren't part of their target demographic, you'll probably hate it. I don't think they'll be apologizing or changing back anytime soon. But pop radio has made pretty much the same transition.


Then maybe it should be Pop tv. It tries to advertise itself as one thing when it is obviously something else entirely. Its just disapointing that they don't endourse good music.

wickedmartini
09-09-2008, 12:28 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/wvtzja.jpg

The chick has cleaned up a bit...

Genius
09-09-2008, 05:00 AM
Then maybe it should be Pop tv. It tries to advertise itself as one thing when it is obviously something else entirely. Its just disapointing that they don't endourse good music.
I don't think they advertise themselves as music television at all anymore. And do you really want them showing videos? Because it would be a constant rotation of Rhianna, T-Pain, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Ne-Yo, etc...

vasili denisov
09-09-2008, 05:06 AM
Based on this, I smell a Best Picture win for Space Chimps.

The Batman
09-09-2008, 09:17 AM
I don't think they advertise themselves as music television at all anymore. And do you really want them showing videos? Because it would be a constant rotation of Rhianna, T-Pain, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Ne-Yo, etc...

Its good. They shouldn't. But your right, they would only show crappy music. At least there is a cool HD Music channel on comcast.

The Batman
09-09-2008, 09:17 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/wvtzja.jpg

The chick has cleaned up a bit...

You can take the girl out of the trailer but not the trailer out of the girl.

Morfin
09-09-2008, 09:31 AM
From the clips, it appears you can't take the gum out of the girl either.

Tar Heel
09-09-2008, 09:34 AM
You can take the girl out of the trailer but not the trailer out of the girl.

I'd put it in her trailer.

kid_vidrio
09-09-2008, 10:27 AM
Take a number.

Tar Heel
09-09-2008, 10:39 AM
I'll go with hole number 2.

kid_vidrio
09-09-2008, 10:52 AM
solo or as part of a team?

noahsdove
09-09-2008, 09:23 PM
jK-T5Y1ZeVg

Sorry I had to put it up again to to see

THE HORROR.......THE HORROR......THE WHORE

Genius
09-09-2008, 09:27 PM
It's Britney, bitch.

wickedmartini
09-09-2008, 09:56 PM
It's Britney, bitch.

yeah but, what about... ah, forget it...

http://i30.tinypic.com/28a5oo9.jpg

Gzus
09-09-2008, 11:46 PM
As long as I didn't have to hear her sing, I'd tap that.

blackhawkkb8
09-14-2008, 01:29 PM
As long as I didn't have to hear her sing, I'd tap that.

Definitely!

blackhawkkb8
09-14-2008, 01:39 PM
Remember when...
http://www.prlog.org/10029488-britney-spears.jpg
http://www.ballz.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/britney-spears-rolling-stone.jpg
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/BritneySpears4.jpg


Oh god thank you!!! Such nice mammories....i mean memories!

ADD
09-15-2008, 10:11 PM
Britney's new album "Circus" drops on her 27th bday (Dec. 2). My year is complete.

Nature's Folly
09-15-2008, 10:19 PM
They tried, but Kanye fought to bring it back.

Kanye the whiny little bitch of rap.

Seriously, did they just promise her awards if she'd show up at the VMA's?
I've never even heard the song that she "won" for.

Cow
09-15-2008, 10:20 PM
Remember when...

http://www.ballz.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/britney-spears-rolling-stone.jpg


I don't know, that one looks more wierd than it does enticing.

MDiver01
09-15-2008, 10:20 PM
gay?

BHM
09-15-2008, 10:44 PM
I don't know, that one looks more wierd than it does enticing.
You're joking, right?

Cow
09-15-2008, 10:51 PM
Her skin looks like the texture and color of a raw hot dog, looks like a nest of sparrows are in her hair, the bullriding teathered bath towel curtian looking thing awkwardly covering her chest like she's hiding a chalkboard underneath, the little camel hoof bulge in the little girl cotton panties half pulled down on her skeezy tanning, the flourescent glare on her boldly photoshopped thighs and waist... yeah, it's hot if I had never seen a beautiful woman before, that picture is not really that hot

MDiver01
09-15-2008, 10:52 PM
gay?

DeMartini Sands
09-23-2008, 06:14 PM
I like it when she has a little meat on dem bones....

ElvisWong
09-23-2008, 08:29 PM
Britney Spears...............poor girl !!!!!

Cornflake
09-23-2008, 09:02 PM
I heard there were some new pictures floating around of her... This thread (and I am sure the new photos) are kind of like an accident... you just have to look...

VoxAngelikus
09-26-2008, 09:58 AM
So...

If I make a song and just say a word over and over and over... it's considered pop music these days? This song is such a shitty attempt at trying to be catchy while also trying to sound like Rihanna and relevance.

u-vNZs39NUI&

Morfin
09-26-2008, 10:02 AM
Seems more like someone got a new synthesizer and was "discovering" all the super-cool sounds you can make with it.

Tar Heel
09-26-2008, 10:03 AM
Does she have a picture thread?

The Batman
09-29-2008, 11:28 AM
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b31392_rise_shine_b_spears_ex_adnan_weasels.html?s id=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories

Adnan Ghalib says he does indeed have a sex tape of Britney Spears but tells Heat magazine (http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/09/29/adnan-ghalib-i-have-britney-sex-tape/): "I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further." We always knew he was a class act.


I still wish this bitch would die.

ADD
09-29-2008, 05:45 PM
She's nakedes!

Yeah, I'd so fuck her. I'm weak.

Willy informs me these are red x's. I hate taking from this site. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/09/britney-spears-has-a-sex-tape.html

Face
09-29-2008, 05:56 PM
umm... what?

detroitwilly
09-29-2008, 05:58 PM
daaaaaaang!!!!!!!

AJ
09-29-2008, 05:58 PM
I think I'm gonna puke. I will never forgive you for posting that link.

Face
09-29-2008, 06:00 PM
well shit

ADD
09-29-2008, 06:29 PM
I think I'm gonna puke. I will never forgive you for posting that link.

You're masturbating right now you lying sack of shit

The Batman
09-29-2008, 10:47 PM
I think those pics are not her. Anyone else agree?
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/09/britney-spears-has-a-sex-tape.html

The GWD
09-30-2008, 12:18 AM
I think I'm gonna puke. I will never forgive you for posting that link.

You're masturbating right now you lying sack of shit

Totally. I was able to jack off to these if only because I was thinking of all that she was.

NOTKyle
09-30-2008, 12:38 AM
100% not her.

Night Hawk
09-30-2008, 07:24 AM
Ok if there is one thing britney has going for her.. it would be her tits... that girl has NOTHING going for her... so by logic.. not her

exsterminator
09-30-2008, 11:23 AM
definitely not her. the 3rd pic with the best shot of her face makes it a slam dunk not her

Superhuman
09-30-2008, 07:41 PM
Uhhhh where are the photos you guys are talking about?

Pollo
09-30-2008, 08:15 PM
Uhhhh where are the photos you guys are talking about?

it's the link ADD provided here (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/09/britney-spears-has-a-sex-tape.html) with the photos everyone is talking about.

Daydreamer
09-30-2008, 08:52 PM
What he means is that the websites have removed the pictures

Superhuman
09-30-2008, 09:42 PM
Yea, I know I'm not blind. I looked all over that link and couldn't find the photos.

Uknowiphat
10-07-2008, 03:59 PM
What he means is that the websites have removed the pictures


Goddammit!!!!

Tar Heel
10-08-2008, 09:03 AM
DAMN!!!! I MISSED IT!

The Batman
10-08-2008, 09:55 AM
DAMN!!!! I MISSED IT!

You didn't miss much. they weren't her anyway.

BSM
10-08-2008, 10:11 AM
Lil sis is preggers again...

http://gawker.com/5060525/jamie-lynn-spears-pregnant-again

Pax Britannia
10-08-2008, 10:13 AM
She obviously hasnt heard of the pill.

ADD
10-08-2008, 10:57 AM
The best part is she thought she couldn't get pregnant while breast feeding. She porbably consulted big sis on the matter.

Jamie Lynn "Hey Brit, I can't get knocked up again while I'm breast feeding, right?"

Britney "Like no way. It has something to do with your hormones or something. you'll be fine."

This is like girls who think you can't get pregnant from buttsechs (it's gotta drain out)

ADD
10-08-2008, 03:51 PM
Now, TMZ is saying the little whore isn't preggers

Malone
10-08-2008, 03:53 PM
Now, TMZ is saying the little whore isn't preggers
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=13201

BIG PIZZLE
11-10-2008, 02:39 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/k0mxd3.jpg
I honestly thoght these were trannies at first.

The Batman
11-10-2008, 02:42 PM
Apparently her kids are in the hospital now. I wonder if she fed them clorox or something....

Claibo
11-10-2008, 02:48 PM
Apparently her kids are in the hospital now. I wonder if she fed them clorox or something....


Xanax with a Silver Bullet chaser... like old GB.

brentblack
11-10-2008, 02:57 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/k0mxd3.jpg
I honestly thoght these were trannies at first.

madonna has to be on HGH - human growth horomone

she'd probably hit 70+ homeruns

Limp
11-10-2008, 02:58 PM
madonna has to be on HGH - human growth horomone

she'd probably hit 70+ homeruns
Why abbreviate something only to type it out directly after?

BIG PIZZLE
11-10-2008, 04:50 PM
STFU -- shut the fuck up.

Limp
11-10-2008, 05:00 PM
ISWYDT! -- I See What You Did There!

mongo
11-10-2008, 05:01 PM
suysn! shut-up-you-stupid-*******

Limp
11-10-2008, 05:16 PM
nitwit?

riseabove!
11-10-2008, 05:52 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/k0mxd3.jpg
I honestly thoght these were trannies at first.

wait... they aren't?

ADD
11-10-2008, 06:15 PM
I think I'd hit Brit Brit again

Madonna... NO

BooBooBear
11-10-2008, 08:43 PM
STFU -- shut the fuck up.

Don't you ever have anything nice to say shithead?

BooBooBear
11-10-2008, 08:44 PM
STFU -- shut the fuck up.

....

BIG PIZZLE
11-10-2008, 09:41 PM
You suck at the internet.

shnider
11-11-2008, 02:32 PM
noooooooo

hatepoppy
11-11-2008, 02:35 PM
Don't you ever have anything nice to say shithead?
nice? nice? this is teh fuckjing intranect, son.

grow a fuckin pair, what's he gonna do, hit you?

fuck youre probably crying already. stick to aol and youll be fine.

OR! try forum.tuckermax.com (http://www.meatspin.com)

Genius
11-11-2008, 08:11 PM
I'm going to start referring to GMF as "the fuckjing intranect".

hatepoppy
11-11-2008, 08:20 PM
I'm going to start referring to GMF as "the fuckjing intranect".
it's "teh fuckjing intranect"

GET IT RIGHT, gawlll!

BooBooBear
11-15-2008, 06:56 PM
You suck at the internet.

Fuck you!

BooBooBear
11-15-2008, 06:57 PM
nice? nice? this is teh fuckjing intranect, son.

grow a fuckin pair, what's he gonna do, hit you?

fuck youre probably crying already. stick to aol and youll be fine.

OR! try forum.tuckermax.com (http://www.meatspin.com)

Ok, then go fuck yourself! :)

UNC
11-15-2008, 07:12 PM
You're making alot of friends

TylerDurden
11-15-2008, 11:31 PM
Ok, then go fuck yourself! :)

booboobear... that what your fuckin' boyfriend calls you?

hatepoppy
11-15-2008, 11:37 PM
Ok, then go fuck yourself! :)
negrarz!

BooBooBear
11-16-2008, 04:34 PM
You're making alot of friends


I was fooling around.

Didn't you read hatepoppy's post? :eek:

I was responding to his rant.

BooBooBear
11-16-2008, 04:35 PM
booboobear... that what your fuckin' boyfriend calls you?

Says the guy with Brad Pitt in his av.

hatepoppy
11-16-2008, 04:36 PM
Says the guy with Brad Pitt in his av.
as in...tyler durden...

dipshit.

BooBooBear
11-16-2008, 04:38 PM
as in...tyler durden...

dipshit.

Relax scumbag.

hatepoppy
11-16-2008, 04:38 PM
FUCK J00!

BooBooBear
11-16-2008, 04:42 PM
FUCK J00!

OK. You can have the last word. :D

UNC
11-16-2008, 05:14 PM
I like this guy

TylerDurden
11-16-2008, 06:12 PM
I like this guy

that makes one of us.

SniffTheLog
11-16-2008, 06:29 PM
Don't hate on Tyler Durden. Women want him and men want to be him. Nobody likes a boo-boo bear.

ElemenoP
11-16-2008, 11:30 PM
ALBUM DROPS DECEMBER 2ND!!!! I can't WAIT!!!

Archangel
11-17-2008, 04:45 AM
Woman, quiet the fuck down.

Stax
11-17-2008, 04:51 AM
http://www.mpfree.com/otherimg/8_5_05Spears.jpg

Man, remember that?

UNC
11-17-2008, 06:03 AM
She looked like she had downs even then

BSM
12-02-2008, 02:37 PM
Hate to disrupt a semi-dead thread, but was there a moratorium that was put on Brit-Brit having a thread in the Babe Forum, or am I missing something.

Genius
12-02-2008, 03:27 PM
Yes, there was.

hatepoppy
12-02-2008, 03:28 PM
unless you find titpics from when she was 17, keep it to yourself.

johnnyo
12-04-2008, 05:31 PM
If she wasn't famous, your friends would make fun of you for taking home the fat dunkin' version of Brit (hot work out brit or 17 year old "oops I did it again" school girl don't count)

UNC
12-04-2008, 05:32 PM
You suck and should be negged to hell.

Minions?

fastjohnnybuell
12-04-2008, 11:49 PM
the best part of her new video was the VRSCA she was climbing on.

Jericho
01-07-2009, 09:25 PM
Solid thread bump and post, man

smahoo
02-19-2009, 11:23 AM
http://gallery.bannedcelebpics.com/britneyspears/images/2.jpg
http://gallery.bannedcelebpics.com/britneyspears/images/3.jpg
http://gallery.bannedcelebpics.com/britneyspears/images/8.jpg

great cans, too bad the rest of her is such a mess

The Dude
02-19-2009, 11:52 AM
are you actually that inept?

PhilipChocolate
02-19-2009, 06:09 PM
I'm sorry, but its about time we put britney down. She was a great old dog, and thats why we shouldn't leave her flopping around, its just sad.

1luv4ass
02-24-2009, 05:07 PM
she needs a hit

Alcestis
02-26-2009, 12:21 AM
^so do you, right upside the head.

Back on topic...K-Fed, honestly needs to be bitched slapped. Who the hell pays $500 for toddler jeans, celebrity or not...thats insane.

Why is Kevin Federline breaking into the children’s clothing business? In part because he’s tired of paying for overpriced jeans for his kids Jayden, age 2, and Preston, 3.

Women’s Wear Daily reports that Federline dropped by the Project Trade show in Las Vegas Feb. 24 to research kids' clothing styles in the hopes of starting his own line.

“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” Federline told WWD. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions, then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”

www.msnbc.msn.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29394602/)

Try Target, hell even Old Navy... you non-working, lazy-ass, piece-of-shit.

BIG PIZZLE
02-26-2009, 12:33 AM
http://articles.latimes.com/2009/02/25/news/me-britney-father25


Control of Britney Spears’ life is her father’s prerogative

A reluctant and overwhelmed Jamie Spears, who became her conservator 13 months ago, gives a court a glimpse into the pop star’s troubled world.
By Harriet Ryan (http://articles.latimes.com/writers/harriet-ryan)
February 25, 2009 (http://articles.latimes.com/2009/feb/25/local)

Entering his second hour on the witness stand, Britney Spears (http://topics.latimes.com/entertainment/people/britney-spears)’ father was the picture of resigned misery. His shoulders sagged like he was carrying buckets of cement. His suit jacket flapped open and his tie lay crookedly across his barrel chest. His eyes were puffy and cast down and his mouth drooped in the pronounced frown of a bulldog.

James Spears, a Louisiana native known everywhere but the courthouse as Jamie, earned his living as a cook until 13 months ago when his famous daughter was confined to a hospital psychiatric ward for the second time. A judge set up a conservatorship that gave him control of virtually every aspect of the singer’s personal life as well as shared oversight of her business interests, an empire of music and marketing worth tens of millions.

For this 24-7 job, he gets $2,500 a week, a vehicle and, as described to a Superior Court judge this week, a life of worry and exhaustion. Beyond the long meetings with lawyers and doctors and career advisors and a security team, there are difficult daily negotiations between a 27-year-old who seems to lunge at any chance for independence and a father who sees even an unsupervised text message as potentially dangerous.

“Sometimes she is allowed to use the cellphone and sometimes she is not,” Jamie Spears explained to the court.

The well of revelations about Spears is pretty dry. No gossip blog cycle is complete without the purported inside scoop about Britney. The performer herself gave an extensive interview about her troubles to MTV late last year, and her mother, Lynne, who is divorced from Jamie, published a tell-all memoir a few months before that. But in a windowless courtroom, a realm of harsh lights, unavoidable questions and real consequences, Jamie Spears’ halting testimony conjured a picture of his celebrity daughter that lacked the polish of a book and the tawdriness of a supermarket tabloid.

Although his demeanor on the witness stand conveyed a desire to be anywhere else, the proceeding underway in Judge Aviva Bobb’s courtroom – it resumes this morning – comes at the insistence of Jamie Spears and a team of attorneys representing him and his daughter’s estate. He is seeking restraining orders against three men who he says are trying to undermine significant improvements to his daughter’s mental and physical health. But in his testimony, he suggested he is also battling the performer herself.

Last month, a nanny to Spears’ two sons heard the singer in whispered conversation in “the wee hours of the morning,” he told the judge. When Spears went to dance class, the head of her security team searched her purse and recovered a mobile phone, her father said. When he confronted her, he said she told him that someone had passed her the phone at the Peninsula hotel. The person, he said, told her that it was from two men he is seeking to restrain: her former confidant Osama “Sam” Lutfi and ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib.

Jamie Spears and his attorneys contend the men and a third, an attorney who claimed last year that she hired him in a phone conversation, are trying to dissolve the conservatorship and carry her back to the awful period when dozens of paparazzi captured her bizarre public displays and a judge called her a “habitual” user of drugs and alcohol. Jamie Spears grappled with his own drinking problem before entering rehab in 2004. According to court papers, it was his daughter who urged him to get help.

In his testimony, Jamie Spears said the illicit phone as well as records of her home phone indicated his daughter had tried to call and send text messages to Ghalib and Lutfi.

Ghalib, a tabloid photographer whom Spears dated during the time leading up to her hospitalizations, has not answered the accusations. He was charged Tuesday with felony assault and other charges for allegedly ramming his Mercedes-Benz (http://topics.latimes.com/autos/mercedes-benz) into a process server who delivered a notice of a temporary restraining order in January to his home. His lawyer did not return a call seeking comment.

Lutfi and the third man, attorney Jon Eardley, however, object to the temporary orders and are fighting the current attempt to extend them. A lawyer for Eardley, who has a practice in Whittier, said there is no need for a restraining order because his client never threatened Spears and has no plans to involve himself further in the case.

“He was just trying to be a good Samaritan,” said attorney Roger Jon Diamond.

Lutfi is a sometimes music and movie producer who Spears’ parents claim used drugs and mind games to contribute to her psychological problems. A restraining order against him expired last summer after Lutfi said he would stay away from her. He is also pursuing a civil suit against Spears, her father and mother, Lynne, alleging charges ranging from defamation to breach of contract.

Jamie Spears leveled his harshest criticism at Lutfi, who he labeled “a predator.” He contrasted her current state – “very wonderful” – with the period in which Lutfi was by her side round the clock and her career was “pretty much a disaster.”

“He causes disbelief in her mind,” Jamie Spears testified. Her family, he said, “just want the man to go away.”

A lawyer for Lutfi pressed Jamie Spears to provide evidence that any conversations had occurred between his client and the singer.

“I don’t know if they talked at all,” he admitted.

But Jamie Spears insisted Lutfi had sent a text message to Spears through her hairdresser and said he was “100%” sure Lutfi was behind a series of messages from someone purporting to have damaging information about the singer.

“It felt like somebody was maybe trying to extort my daughter,” he said, without detailing the specific damaging information mentioned. Jamie Spears said he sent text messages back asking what the alleged extortionist wanted and requesting that they be left alone: “Our family has been through so much.”

Lutfi has suggested Britney Spears’ parents do not have her best interests at heart, and his attorney appeared to echo those charges asking her father several questions about whether his daughter was mentally fit enough to go on a planned tour to promote her new record. Jamie Spears acknowledged that his daughter was confused “sometimes,” but said she is ready to perform onstage.

Alcestis
02-26-2009, 10:16 AM
Just a thought: Britney Spears = Sybil ???

Archangel
02-26-2009, 10:23 AM
As in the Cumaean Sybil?

Alcestis
02-26-2009, 10:28 AM
As in the Cumaean Sybil?

No dear. This verison... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybil_(book)

Morfin
02-26-2009, 10:31 AM
This continues to be incredibly sad. And people wonder why she is crazy. Or why Michael Jackson turned into whatever he is. With the constant paparazzi, the pressure, everyone trying to get a piece of her -- either to get money or from reflected glory --I don't know how any of these people could turn out normal. Imagine not being able to go anywhere in public without every idiot with a cellphone trying to take your picture. I can't.

I mean, just think of it: she has absolutely no idea of whom she can trust -- not friends or family. How does a public figure find someone to trust? It is just like Marilyn Monroe -- or at least what she would have had to endure if the tabloids/blogs had been around then. Tragic. It's going to end tragically.

Alcestis
02-26-2009, 10:56 AM
Tragic. It's going to end tragically.

And when it does (heaven forbid) happen, they (the media) will pull the same routine they did with Anna Nicole Smith. "Oh, the poor thing....blah blah blah"

Makes one ill.

redsox39
02-26-2009, 11:05 AM
Just a thought: Britney Spears = Sybil ???

As in the Cumaean Sybil?

Cybil shepard?

redsox39
02-26-2009, 11:06 AM
I cringe everytime I see this up on "Recent Posts"...

So of course I will bump it.

Alcestis
02-26-2009, 11:06 AM
redesox = Britney? Is that you, girlfriend??? Be honest!

Morfin
02-26-2009, 11:12 AM
And when it does (heaven forbid) happen, they (the media) will pull the same routine they did with Anna Nicole Smith. "Oh, the poor thing....blah blah blah"

Makes one ill.

Valid point. The tabs are an interesting phenomenon. They hound these people, driving them crazy (figuratively and literally), and get hard-ons everytime they can show pictures of them being party girls, with no panties, out drunk, etc. All to show what tramps they are. But after they lead them to these insane lives, and create dangerous situations where they can die (Princess Diana), or drive them to use drugs (Anna Nicole, Britney), when they die, they then turn around and lionize them -- especially when there are children (oooh, small children = bigger hard-on).

I don't for a minute think that Britney is innocent or was ever innocent. She knew, even back when she made the "Hit me baby one more time" video what she was doing and creating. And she made her choices: Federline, partying, no panties, etc. And she has to live with those.

But what always strikes me, is we, the public, expect them to act normally, and tsk, tsk, whenever they act out or screw up. But given all of the media and pressure, there is no way that anyone can turn out normal. It is tragic.

If I was 20-30 years old again, I'd have been more callous and jaded and say, "Bitch is gettin' what she deserves." But I can't say that anymore; I look at life differently.

BIG PIZZLE
06-08-2009, 02:29 PM
Here is Ms. Spears semi-topless.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/06/britney-spears-is-topless.html

CTricksterGirl
06-08-2009, 02:38 PM
Wow, her tits seemed way bigger than what they appear to be

redsox39
06-08-2009, 03:01 PM
yeah, that was depressing...

noahsdove
06-08-2009, 04:17 PM
Still not impressed

The Dude
06-08-2009, 05:43 PM
Here is Ms. Spears semi-topless.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/06/britney-spears-is-topless.html

and you felt the need to post something that happened 2 years ago because...?

The Dude
06-08-2009, 05:55 PM
actual recent topless pics (click at your own risk)

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/06/hello-3/

Techtro
06-08-2009, 06:07 PM
A) I don't like her choice of nipple cover tat.
B) What the fuck happened to her face, she used to be hot.

Syndicate
06-08-2009, 06:35 PM
A) I don't like her choice of nipple cover tat.
B) What the fuck happened to her face, she used to be hot.

Apparently that shit happened back a year or so ago when she was in her 100% batshit crazy phase.

Hannibal Lecter
06-08-2009, 07:57 PM
I actually feel sorry for her now.

The Dude
06-08-2009, 08:09 PM
Apparently that shit happened back a year or so ago when she was in her 100% batshit crazy phase.

wait, those aren't real are they?

Jericho
06-08-2009, 08:09 PM
I was gonna say

Techtro
06-08-2009, 11:09 PM
wait, those aren't real are they?

they're outtakes from the set of her 2007 video "Gimme More,"

source: thesuperficial.com (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/britney_spears_topless_photos.php)

Captain Obvious
08-30-2009, 11:29 AM
There one was a time I would have spanked myself raw at topless pictures of Britney... but not those.

Disappointing, really.

Face
08-30-2009, 03:35 PM
you couldn't have picked a better username

Mister Mobius
12-22-2009, 11:56 PM
for fucks sake!