View Full Version : Paris Hilton: Lesson of the day..."V" is for Valtrex!
Alcestis
08-10-2008, 10:22 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/102s7lc.jpg
hospitalrock
08-21-2008, 12:07 AM
She's so modest...
BooBooBear
08-24-2008, 10:33 PM
What a whore!
We need to write a letter of commendation to whatever charm school produced her...
Neosmurf
08-24-2008, 11:06 PM
Im still shocked she hasnt done full blown production porno.
Im still shocked she hasnt done full blown production porno.
I'm still greatfull she hasn't.
Neosmurf
08-24-2008, 11:13 PM
I'm still greatfull she hasn't.
Not saying I was excited, just shocked. I would watch it though, at least once.
AyKay
08-25-2008, 01:37 AM
Someone should really go punch her square in the cunt.
awonderful
08-25-2008, 02:32 AM
alright i would still slip it in her
http://i36.tinypic.com/102s7lc.jpg
I think the caption 'abandon all hope, ye who enter here' might be more appropriate
Spanky
08-25-2008, 03:05 AM
upon examination of that picture, i would probably put my penis in her
Billy
08-25-2008, 03:16 AM
I would definitely still fuck her. Also, she's rich
Jericho
08-25-2008, 03:17 AM
Nice Macho Man shades
riseabove!
10-23-2008, 08:38 PM
ew it's all gooey
White.Rabbit
10-23-2008, 08:55 PM
all chicks panties do that while they tan.
Claydon
10-23-2008, 11:50 PM
Some on this board rag on my ass because I do not believe in a god, specifically the christian god. How can I believe in a god when such a worthless, life sucking piece of shit like hilton is allowed to come into existence.
no, we rag on you because you're an annoying, pompous queer, the god thing is irrelevant
Mustard
10-24-2008, 02:58 AM
I would totally fuck Paris Hilton.
And by fuck, I mean cut a vertical slit just below her sternum and fuck that hole while I played with the blood that spurted out. Afterwards, I would make fingerpaintings with her blood describing in artistic detail what has just transpired, much like the cavemen of yester-millenia painted on cave walls their exploits in hunting bison.
Billy
10-24-2008, 05:20 AM
Nope. I'm still gonna stick by my decision that I'd totally fuck her. Plus she's rich
I'd go 20th in a gangbang with her and eat it before I hit it.
Billy
10-24-2008, 05:27 AM
I'm not sure that I'd go that far to hit it, but I'd definitely be willing to go first.
Billy
10-24-2008, 05:28 AM
now all we need is 18 more guys, a van, some ether, and duct tape then we're in business
I'm sure she'd be up for it
Billy
10-24-2008, 05:41 AM
Who cares whether she's up for it or not? We'd have duct tape
kulashaker
10-27-2009, 08:03 PM
yuck...let me say again yuck!!!