Amy Winehouse: Gawd, why...why...why??

[Alcestis]

http://i37.tinypic.com/w1wcom.jpg

[Lone Wolf]

Is there a hot picture of her in existence?

[Titus_Pullo]

http://i36.tinypic.com/20uzrrt.jpg

She used to be kinda hot.

[Erased]

Probably not...

[Muji]

i would hit it one time

[Syndicate]

Sticky problem fixed. This chick was never in any way hot EVER so she deserves no sticky.

[CrazyCarl]

the problem is that all stickies are created equal. So anytime one of the big 3 threads gets updated, it'll push the guidelines down.

[Kopek]

As long as there is still a vagina, there is a possibility.

[Titus_Pullo]

You only say that now because Estelle Getty has just passed on.

[Kopek]

I'm pretty sure I'd fuck Amy Winehouse's corpse.

[Genius]

She could talk me into it. I bet she's a persuasive one.

[vasili denisov]

She's got a certain je ne sais quoi. When she goes for a blood test, we'll be able to narrow it down.

[Infotainment]

I love how this is one of the first threads to be carried over onto the new boards.

[FlipHKD]

Whatever did happen to this?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LNVJUjsWnA0/RxbtglmqbPI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/5cTVUnUenBw/s1600/amy-winehouse.jpg

what a goddamned shame

[Morfin]

http://i36.tinypic.com/20uzrrt.jpg

She used to be kinda hot.

What? Me? A drug problem? No, no, no, no problem.

[Bill Paxton]

I think she looks hot in the picture

[doors43]

Such promise...

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/winehouseMS1611_468x343.jpg

[Claydon]

Bernie Mac dies and this piece of shit lives on.

The world is a cruel and dark place.

[AlanSmithee]

http://i36.tinypic.com/20uzrrt.jpg


I call shenanigans, that can't really have been her

[Feng]

Bernie Mac dies and this piece of shit lives on.

The world is a cruel and dark place.

LOL! I felt the exact same thing when Heath Ledger died... He was brilliant in Dark Knight...

[Ghostrider]

I like 2004 winehouse, but now http://flynetonline.buzznet.com/uploaded_images/AmyWino-743726.jpg
UMMM NO

[Night Hawk]

Amy Winehouse looks like this broad
http://www.freewebs.com/mcfan4eaa/ll.JPG

[SK000000BY]

she needs to die already

[FlipHKD]

Do you all think she stands some chance of bouncing back at all?

[A-Ron]

Do you all think she stands some chance of bouncing back at all?

Please reference pic in post 21. Not a fucking chance. Unless you mean bouncing back from the crack house. I am certain that she will be back, and then return.

[kid_vidrio]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[noahsdove]

http://i36.tinypic.com/20uzrrt.jpg

She used to be kinda hot.

She was hot before rehab, yes yes yes

[_mozzy_]

Farewell Amy Winehouse's old tits. Maybe one day I'll see you in boobie heaven.

[grimoald]

Farewell Amy Winehouse's old tits. Maybe one day I'll see you in boobie heaven.

Indeed. She used to have a really good rack and she wasn't averse to showing it off.

[UNC]

Never heard of the bitch

[Black_Sun]

She makes my penis shrivel up and crawl inside me just a little bit.

[Neohesh]

hate this bitch

[Dazmguk]

A total waste of talent. She needs to OD already.

[BooBooBear]

Never heard of the bitch

HaHa! Me neither.

[JManc]

A total waste of talent. She needs to OD already.

QFT.

Die already.

[Swurgen]

Why does everybody make a big deal out of her / still pay attention to her? Who decided she was talented? From what I gather she had one popular shitty song. There are thousands of fuckups out there who have one popular shitty song. Kill this cunt already.

[baskcm]

Why does everybody make a big deal out of her / still pay attention to her? Who decided she was talented? From what I gather she had one popular shitty song. There are thousands of fuckups out there who have one popular shitty song. Kill this cunt already.

damn right this dozy bitch needs to die already im sick to death of hearing about her

[MDiver01]

I just want to see her boobs

[Jason]

Bernie Mac dies and this piece of shit lives on.

The world is a cruel and dark place.

A-men.

[hospitalrock]

She is a creature

[Francis Drake]

Why does everybody make a big deal out of her / still pay attention to her? Who decided she was talented? From what I gather she had one popular shitty song. There are thousands of fuckups out there who have one popular shitty song. Kill this cunt already.

Back to Black was a really good album. She had the chance to be a huge star instead of a joke on the gossip page of the morning paper. She blew her one chance. Kill her.

[Muji]

marry me Amy Whinehouse

[BHM]

Stay under my porch and scare Jehovah Witnesses away, Amy.

[Hulud]

A dig at troubled singer Amy Winehouse has been declared the funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.
Comedian Zoe Lyons took the top spot after her jibe star was chosen in a public vote on digital TV channel Dave.
Her winning one-liner is: "I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."

[Roll]

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/amy-winehouse-night-8148-10.jpg

I heard she's going to star in a TV revival of Tales from the Crypt only she's playing the cryptkeeper.

[BHM]

I love that:"Click This Bar To View A Larger Version Of This Image." Why in the fuck would I want to do that?http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/amy-winehouse-night-8148-10.jpg

I heard she's going to star in a TV revival of Tales from the Crypt only she's playing the cryptkeeper.

[Roll]

Touche.

[blackhawkkb8]

I just want to see her boobs

Pre addiction boobs? YES...current zombie like pre death boobs?? Negative.

[blackhawkkb8]

I love that:"Click This Bar To View A Larger Version Of This Image." Why in the fuck would I want to do that?

At what point does the skin get any Greyer and just fall off??

[BIG PIZZLE]

This bitch is the richest homeless person on the planet.

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/amy-winehouse-night-8148-10.jpg

I heard she's going to star in a TV revival of Tales from the Crypt only she's playing the cryptkeeper.

She's 25 years old.

[riseabove!]

Whens the last time she did anything musically that anyone in their semi-right yet slightly slow mind would really enjoy?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Back to black was a pretty good album. Now she's pretty much lost. Look at how filthy her hands are. She seriously looks like she's been living on the streets.

[Cornelius]

This chick is seriously on some fucking Meth. How the hell does one do this to oneself?

http://britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/amy-winehouse-fat-thin.jpg

Its a fuckin shame.

[FlipHKD]

at this point I don't think she will ever recover and make another album.

I'm just waiting for the day when I wake up to find out she overdosed.

Fucking Shame Indeed

[Creepnation]

I dug her when she was chubby.

[exsterminator]

What's the over/under on her dying before the end of the year?

[MDiver01]

about the same odds that you're a douche bag.

[DeMartini Sands]

This girls got one foot in the grave, what a shame.......

[Ghostrider]

http://www2.mog.com/images/users/0000/0009/8850/images/1206027309.jpeg
still not hot any more

[RedBEARD]

Dammit', I was hoping to come here and have news of her death.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Dammit', I was hoping to come here and have news of her death.

[BSM]

Dammit', I was hoping to come here and have news of her death.

Me three.

[mongo]

Dammit', I was hoping to come here and have news of her death.

[Face]

Breaking news: Winehouse is dead!

...

inside

[willydong]

Is there a hot picture of her in existence?

besides everyone thats ever been taken? she is a nihilists wet dream

[Alcestis]

www.msnbc.msn.com (http://music.msn.com/music/hotgossip/12-01-08_2/?gt1=28102)

Amy Winehouse's estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil has apparently reached the point in his long climb up the 12 steps where he's making a list of the people he's harmed. At the top of that fearless moral inventory: His self-admitted mess of a missus, whom he says he turned into a drug-ravaged disaster zone.

"I dragged Amy into it and without me there is no doubt that she would never have gone down that road. I ruined something beautiful," the currently rehabbing jailbird tearfully but indiscreetly tells Britain's News of the World (listen to audio of the interview here). "Now I have to let her go to save her life. I am not abandoning her. I am doing this out of love."

No official steps have reportedly been taken to end their 18-month marriage, although Winehouse, 25, who remains hospitalized for a reaction to "medication" and has not seen her husband since he was released from his nearly yearlong stint in the pokey earlier this month, was quoted as saying last week, "It's over."


Blake, showing off his firm grasp of the obvious, breaks down why he believes he's to blame for Amy's substance abuse and her self-harming issues.


Blake Fielder-Civil arrives at the High Court in London on Nov. 24. (©AP)

"Crack is the nastiest drug. It makes you paranoid, unreasonable, edgy and totally suspicious of everyone," he explains to the tabloid. "And you can get hooked on it straight away. But I was weak and an addict and I let Amy take some. I didn't stop it from happening. For that I take full responsibility. It became something we did as well as heroin. And then our lives fell apart."

Fielder-Civil says he dealt with their depressingly dysfunctional circumstances by slicing his arms, which prompted Winehouse to follow his bloodstained lead.

"Amy got really upset about seeing me bleeding. And because she's loyal and up over our love -- like Romeo and Juliet -- she cut her arms too," he recalls. "I had to get her stitched up."

Blake claims his guilt and concern are behind his decision to leave.

"Now the most dignified thing I can ever do in my life is to release somebody I love from my [bleeping] grasp, from my clutches," he insists. "When I see pictures of Amy and the state she's in, it tears my heart out. I just want to pick her up and help her."

But, he sighs, "I can't -- because I'm the man who caused it all. It scares me to death that I can't fix Amy. But for her recovery, I have to leave her alone. I will never stop wanting Amy and loving her and craving her. More than anything I am addicted to Amy. I will do anything for her -- and that includes walking away."

Blake then adds dramatically, "If something bad happened to Amy now I would kill myself without a question."

And despite his limited career prospects (he previously worked as a music video assistant), he nixes rumors that he's seeking to exit the union with a chunk of Amy's fortune.

"I'm not interested in her money. I always offered to do a prenuptial agreement before we got married," states Fielder-Civil. "And if Amy wants a divorce I'm not going to fight her for anything. It's going to be the saddest day of my life. But it doesn't matter if I turn up in the divorce court homeless and with no shoes on, I'm not taking a single penny off her."

He claims he's now living drug-free, a clear-minded state that has only increased his guilt.

[B]"I don't deserve to be the one in rehab. Amy does. Amy deserves to be in here, getting clean, getting ready for a fresh start in life," he says (his moneybags spouse is said to be footing the bill for his treatment), before noting that they need to keep their distance. "I accept that there is every horrible, horrible chance that I could be tempted to take drugs again if I went back to Amy. I'm distraught and can't stop crying. I can't believe that because of drugs I'm going to lose my soul mate."

Fielder-Civil says his dream is one day to settle into domestic bliss with Amy in a "nice house with our two kids," but "because of drugs, we can't have a normal life together," he concedes. "That's why I have to let her go."

And the Award for being the Biggest Douchebag of 2008 goes too...

Distraught my ass. This fag just didn't want to get poked in the ass any more while in jail, so he figured the 12 step-program would be less painful.

He needs to finds a short bridge and jump.

[Morfin]

Blake then adds dramatically, "If something bad happened to Amy now I would kill myself without a question."

Dearest Blake:

I believe you mean, if something more bad happened to Amy, you would kill yourself. So, you don't feel bad enough just messing her up, getting her addicted to crack, coming close to dying repeatedly, having her cut herself to the point of stitches. That wasn't enough?

You are a strong man, Blake. You see, most people wouldn't have been strong enough to cause this to happen to the person they "love" without already killing themselves. No, you've persevered; you stayed strong.

Oh, did I say "strong"? I meant "so narcissistically self-centered to demonstrate no concern for anyone other than your own drug-addled self."

[Alcestis]

pre-soberish days...

"I'm not interested in her money. I always offered to do a prenuptial agreement before we got married," states Fielder-Civil. "And if Amy wants a divorce I'm not going to fight her for anything. It's going to be the saddest day of my life. But it doesn't matter if I turn up in the divorce court homeless and with no shoes on, I'm not taking a single penny off her."

and now...

tmz.com (http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/08/amy-s-hubby-hijacks-wino-for-a-cool-mil/#comments)

Ah, modern romance: Amy Winehouse's husband is threatening to blab in a tell-all unless Wino shells out over a mil.

As though anyone needed to know anything more about Amy than they already did, Blake Fielder-Civil tells the News of the World he'll dish the dirt unless she pays up about a million pounds in a divorce settlement.

Because being a drug-addled ex-convict is definitely going to make you the most credible person ever.

Tabloid blog, yes. Give it 24hrs and msnbc will have an article.

[Morfin]

As though anyone needed to know anything more about Amy than they already did

It's not that we "need" to know anything more, it's what could be any worse than what is already out there? What? We'll find out some sort of nasty sex secrets that will be even more embarrassing than being a crack addict, than being found numerous times walking around drug-addled in various states of undress?

That this might negatively-affect her career? Christ, she's a frickin' crack addict and they gave her a fucking Grammy singing a song about how she doesn't need drug rehab. If people keep buyin' her stuff through that, it ain't like the buyers are suddenly go all Puritanical and stop buying it now.

This is like Federline: The only thing lower than a classless pop star is the leech she marries.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You know you want it.


Free and easy Amy Winehouse looks the picture of health as she piles on the pounds


By Maysa Rawi (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?s=y&authornamef=Maysa+Rawi)
Last updated at 11:41 AM on 22nd December 2008



Amy Winehouse appears to be winning her battle against drugs as she looked the picture of health during a winter break in the sun.

And the singer also seems to have gained a considerable amount of weight over the last month.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/21/article-0-02DEECFB000005DC-456_468x311.jpg
Curvy: Amy Winehouse, pictured in St Lucia on Sunday, has piled on the pounds as she enjoys a relaxing break in the sun

Pleased with her new curves, Amy happily flaunted her topless figure in a pair of skimpy bikini bottoms.

The star is currently receiving treatment at a London clinic after a drug overdose.

And by the looks of things, rehab is having a positive effect on the star as she seemed relaxed and enjoying the break while frolicking on the Caribbean beach.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/21/article-0-02DEECD7000005DC-341_224x474.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/21/article-0-02DEED49000005DC-634_224x474.jpg


Happy: The relaxed singer frolicked in the surf


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/22/article-1099591-02DEECC7000005DC-461_468x642.jpg
Amy shows off a healthier looking figure as she enjoyed the warm waters of the Caribbean sea

The 25-year-old, who was admitted to a clinic last month after suffering ‘a bad reaction to her prescribed medication’, has also reportedly started daily two-hour sessions at the gym.

‘She has hired a personal trainer,’ a source revealed.

‘She’s very enthusiastic about her sessions and bounds in to work out on the bikes, weights and Power Plate.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/21/article-0-02DEED2D000005DC-168_468x336.jpg
Sun seeker: Amy shows off her new-found curves in a pair of skimpy bikini bottoms


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/21/article-1099591-0128A44000000578-747_233x463.jpg Gaunt: A thinner Amy pictured in London earlier this year

Janis, Amy's mother, recently revealed: 'She's being taken care of. She's resting and eating well, and there are no drugs there.'

Husband Blake Fielder Civil, 26, has also been in rehab as part of his 27-month prison sentence for GBH and trial fixing, but failed a drugs test and was put back in jail.

He could now be in jail until early 2010 after breaking the early release terms of his 27-month sentence.

Fielder Civil told a tabloid of the extent of his drug-taking with award-winning singer Miss Winehouse, how he introduced his wife to hard drugs, and his fear as she collapsed with a seizure after an all-day binge.

The music video assistant, broke down as he told of how Amy asked him to let her try crack cocaine as she watched him taking it.

He revealed he was so consumed with remorse he considered taking his own life. 'I feel like killing myself. I feel like f***** dying.'

[Alcestis]

She looks worlds better than she did one month ago. Good for her.

He revealed he was so consumed with remorse he considered taking his own life. 'I feel like killing myself. I feel like f***** dying.

Hurry up lad, stop precrastinating!

[medlar]

Her breasts are still perky inspite of the mess she made herself.

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://lavieenrobe.typepad.com/la_vie_en_robe/images/2007/11/30/fro.jpg

[Morfin]

Hard to believe that she has jam-packed so much "living" in just her 25 years.

[The Batman]

I placed a bet with a friend that this bitch will die before 30. Her getting healthier is bad. Die woman, die!

[UNC]

If she had as many cocks sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine

[UNC]

Police, spokesman: Winehouse charged with assault

link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090306/ap_en_ot/eu_britain_people_winehouse)

LONDON – Fresh from a two-month Caribbean vacation, singer Amy Winehouse is due in court for an alleged attack on a fellow guest at a party last year.

The retro-soul singer was charged with assault Thursday for allegedly attacking a fan at an end-of-summer ball in London on Sept. 26, police and the singer's representative said.

Dancer Sherene Flash had been quoted by tabloid newspapers as saying she was hit in the eye by the 25-year-old "Back to Black" singer after asking to take her picture at the Berkeley Ball, a charity function held in central London's Berkeley Square.

Spokesman Chris Goodman said Friday that Winehouse went voluntarily to the police station, where she was arrested and charged. She's been released and is due to appear in court on March 17, police said.

Winehouse's battles with addiction and frequent run-ins with the law have been highly publicized. She was fined for illegally possessing marijuana in Norway in 2007, and her drug problems have been front page news in Britain, where she was pictured puffing on what appeared to be a crack pipe last year.

She also got a police warning in April of last year after scuffling with two men during a night out on the town in Camden, a young and raucous north London neighborhood known for its music scene — and drug culture.

Winehouse, who has been in and out of rehab, has recently returned from an extended break in the Caribbean island of St. Lucia, reportedly to help her recover her from her fast-living lifestyle.

She recently left party-happy Camden for the more sleepy Hadley Wood area of Enfield, a borough in London's far north. The alleged assault took place before Winehouse's vacation and move to quieter quarters.

[taters]

I wonder if Pax would know this, but is Winehouse an english gypsy? A friend of mine said her name sounded similar to English pikey names or something.

[Okie Medicvet]

I don't think anyone has enough crack in the world for her.

what was it they said in The Shawshank Redemption? "get busy livin or get busy dyin.". for realz.

[Face]

okie should get busy dying

[dayx]

Cool

[Genius]

New Thread Name:

"dayx: Gawd, why...why...why??"

[BIG PIZZLE]

So she got booed off stage...

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/musictoob/13847/amy-winehouse-cuts-horrendous-st-lucia-gig-short/

Amy Winehouse Cuts Horrendous St. Lucia Gig Short

Amy Winehouse's Carribbean "comeback gig" was her worst gig ever.

Winehouse performed at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival last Friday, but left the stage abruptly when she was roundly booed.

Apparently, her performance was just awful.

Reports say she couldn't remember her lyrics--a common complaint at the "Rehab" singer's gigs. Audience members also said she stumbled around, appearing to be drunk or under the influence of drugs.

An official spokesman for the singer said: "Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St Lucia Jazz Festival on Friday night. Amy and the band tried to soldier on but the set had to be cut short."

As anyone present would tell you, though, the downpour might have been part of the problem--but Amy was the rest of it.

When it started to rain, Amy became distracted, lost her balance, and forgot her lyrics. The audience heckled her, and she blew up, even screaming, "F*** you!" at fans who couldn't believe what they were seeing.

Amy's spokesman continued: "Amy is very disappointed, as St. Lucia has been wonderful to her and its people have welcomed her with open arms, but circumstances beyond anyone's control meant that this special show did not go as planned."

[mongo]

hawt.

[ADD]

1st mistake: booking Amy Whinehouse
2nd: booking Amy Whinehouse for Jazz Festival
3rd: Buying tickets

there's a lot of blame to go around here

[ElemenoP]

I'd go to see Amy in concert. Her music is great. Her. Not so much.

[Face]

el has horrific taste in music

[Jack Bauer]

she sucks big hairy donkey cock


not el but amy

[Alcestis]

el has horrific taste in music

This from a grown man who plays with toy models as a recreational hobby. wink

So she got booed off stage...

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/mus...cia-gig-short/

If you watch the youtube video in the link, people in crowd seem to be encouraging her, not booing.

Now this video, short in lenght but, she looks a mess and its downpouring. I'd be a bit distracted too.

vFyqxyllB2k

[VoxAngelikus]

I like how the camera person is zooming in on her snatch

[obstaclecorpse]

I think the only reason I like amy winehouse is her association with the Dap Tones.

[blahhhhh]

i find it extremely hard to beleive that she used to be hot

[WET HOT MESS]

havoc!

[Rafczy]

blerthffyum

[FlipHKD]

I think the only reason I like amy winehouse is her association with the Dap Tones.
you mean the "Dap Kings" right?

[obstaclecorpse]

yeah. Duh.
Dap Kings is the band.
Dap Tone is the label.

[Frito]

I think she is doing some sort of performance-art antidrug commercial.

[derekhosewood]

why does the media think anyone is even interested in her? when did she last release a record?