Hi, my name is Genius.

[Genius]

I hate racism, rednecks, reindeer, Dolph Lundgren, Dave Coulier, and Derek Fisher.

I have a hard-on for Marisa Miller, Marlee Matlin, and Megan Mullally.

I don't have AIDS. Yet. But there's a first time for everything.

I root for the Steelers, Buckeyes, Reds, and Heat, and the rest of you can go fuck yourselves.

I'm part of the National Organization for Liberal Domination of Print, Broadcast, and Internet Media. JOIN THE CONSPIRACY.

I'm here for comics, porn, music, and the wonderful camaraderie provided by all of youse wonderful people.

Now someone rep me, even if it's red, I feel naked.

Figures I missed the fucking Steve Perry.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c300/genius34/steve-perry.jpg

[Syndicate]

NO STEVE PERRY = BANNED!

You have 10 Seconds To Comply....

[Genius]

10 seconds is a pretty short time allotment.

[Genius]

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[TheImpossibleMan]

Steve Perry is ugly enough to be a member of Rush.

[WigglingWii]

Megan Mullally? Natural voice or Will and Grace voic...never mind. You'd prefer if she was on mute.

[Stax]

Look at Mullally's cleavage... It's mesmerizing.