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NOTKyle
08-21-2008, 02:10 PM
I want to name my first son either Ryker or Banjo.
Discuss.
Happy El?
leafsmack0
08-21-2008, 02:10 PM
Banjo is a good name because saying Little Baby Banjo is funny and flows quite well.
Spanky
08-21-2008, 02:11 PM
I want to name my child Claydon so he has sex with himself.
NOTKyle
08-21-2008, 02:16 PM
I want to name my child Claydon so he has sex with himself.
He'll masturbate in the mirror until he turns 6. Then he'll be disgusted with himself.
Datači
08-21-2008, 02:17 PM
He'll masturbate in the mirror until he turns 6. Then he'll be disgusted with himself.
And rape everyone that reminds him of himself at that age.
zillionaire
08-21-2008, 02:17 PM
Banjo is a good name because saying Little Baby Banjo is funny and flows quite well.
I know a guy named Django. Coolest name ever.
NOTKyle
08-21-2008, 02:17 PM
Spell that phonetically.
Spanky
08-21-2008, 02:17 PM
He'll masturbate in the mirror until he turns 6. Then he'll be disgusted with himself.
Right? I can hear it now...
"Mommy, for mah 6th bifday I can haz little brover?"
Archangel
08-21-2008, 02:18 PM
I'm still trying to convince the missus to have our future son (God willing) named Hermengild, Theoderich or Pankraz.
hatepoppy
08-21-2008, 02:19 PM
I'm still trying to convince the missus to have our future son (God willing) named Hermengild, Theoderich or Pankraz.fucking communist.
Spanky
08-21-2008, 02:19 PM
I'm still trying to convince the missus to have our future son (God willing) named Hermengild, Theoderich or Pankraz.
no Adolf?
Daydreamer
08-21-2008, 02:21 PM
The movie stank
NOTKyle
08-21-2008, 02:22 PM
ALSO
If you name your son Michael, Andrew, James, etc you're fucking unoriginal and pathetic.
Bonecrusher Smith ftw.
Alcestis
08-21-2008, 02:24 PM
I'm still trying to convince the missus to have our future son (God willing) named Hermengild, Theoderich or Pankraz.
Prediction for this child's future..."OCD and extreme sensitivity to keys", its just a hunch.
leafsmack0
08-21-2008, 02:25 PM
my friend named his baby Mac, thats it lol. We give him hella shit for it.
ruffdog
08-21-2008, 02:26 PM
I'll name my kid ruffy
Alcestis
08-21-2008, 02:27 PM
Prediction for this child's future..."OCD and extreme sensitivity to keys", its just a hunch.
I want to name my first son either Ryker or Banjo.
My neighbor just named his new labrador, Ryker...."newest dog new?".
NOTKyle
08-21-2008, 02:27 PM
my friend named his baby Mac, thats it lol. We give him hella shit for it.
He's going to grow up to be Asian. I work with an Asian fella named Mac.
They can't help it.
Satan
08-21-2008, 02:28 PM
Knowing that Claydon and TiM both intend to not have kids helps me sleep better at night.
zillionaire
08-21-2008, 02:28 PM
Spell that phonetically.
dj-an-go
Knowing the Claydon and TiM both intend to not have kids helps me sleep better at night.
Having kids, no. Having kids over for a movie night, yes!
ruffdog
08-21-2008, 02:30 PM
Having kids, no. Having kids over for a movie night, yes!
oh no you didnt!
NOTKyle
08-21-2008, 02:30 PM
dj-an-go
d and j do not ever go next to each other while spelling phonetically. Ever.
Claydon
08-21-2008, 02:30 PM
Knowing that Claydon and TiM both intend to not have kids helps me sleep better at night.
Don't curl up with your boyfriend just yet...... the mrs is still nagging me about kids. i may have to give in soon.
Daydreamer
08-21-2008, 02:31 PM
Knowing that Claydon and TiM both intend to not have kids helps me sleep better at night.
they're not having their own kids, but they still want to have yours
ruffdog
08-21-2008, 02:32 PM
Don't curl up with your boyfriend just yet...... the mrs is still nagging me about kids. i may have to give in soon.
quick...cut your testicles off!
Satan
08-21-2008, 02:32 PM
Don't curl up with your boyfriend just yet...... the mrs is still nagging me about kids. i may have to give in soon.Any kids of yours will come out of the womb with a wine glass and a limp wrist.
NOTKyle
08-21-2008, 02:33 PM
Don't curl up with your boyfriend just yet...... the mrs is still nagging me about kids. i may have to give in soon.
That's fucking awful man. If you don't want kids you don't have kids.
Archangel
08-21-2008, 02:33 PM
Don't curl up with your boyfriend just yet...... the mrs is still nagging me about kids. i may have to give in soon.
If that woman actually wants to bring your progeny into this world, she truly deserves everything she gets.
Claydon
08-21-2008, 02:34 PM
If that woman actually wants to bring your progeny into this world, she truly deserves everything she gets.
who said repro? she wants to adopt, ie legal human trade.
who said repro? she wants to adopt, ie legal human trade.
Yeah... I guess that make the whole you being into 12 year old boys thing easier to get past.
Claydon
08-21-2008, 02:39 PM
Yeah... I guess that make the whole you being into 12 year old boys thing easier to get past.
nah...she wants to buy a baby from korea or some place like that.
Alcestis
08-21-2008, 02:43 PM
nah...she wants to buy a baby from korea or some place like that.
[/insert pathetic asian pedo joke here]
Ah, what are American babies not worthy of you and the wifey?
nah...she wants to buy a baby from korea or some place like that.
Does she understand exactly what she is doing when she puts you under the same roof as an Asain little boy/girl?
Claydon
08-21-2008, 02:48 PM
Does she understand exactly what she is doing when she puts you under the same roof as an Asain little boy/girl?
The mrs knows of my love for hiromi oshima and ElemenoP.... we have an understanding.
Claydon
08-21-2008, 02:49 PM
[/insert pathetic asian pedo joke here]
Ah, what are American babies not worthy of you and the wifey?
if you want to buy i mean adopt a baby, they come form foreign countries, in the US it is foster care and you get to adopt when the system has already thoroughly fucked them up (not always but it is more of the rule as opposed to the exception).
The mrs knows of my love for hiromi oshima and ElemenoP.... we have an understanding.
Is the understanding that she if buys the kid, you get to test drive it?
NOTKyle
08-21-2008, 02:51 PM
if you want to buy i mean adopt a baby, they come form foreign countries, in the US it is foster care and you get to adopt when the system has already thoroughly fucked them up (not always but it is more of the rule as opposed to the exception).
You can join like a 7 year waiting list for a healthy white baby.
zillionaire
08-21-2008, 02:52 PM
After we buy our house, we're totally gonna do the foster child thing. Poor kids.
Alcestis
08-21-2008, 02:59 PM
if you want to buy i mean adopt a baby, they come form foreign countries, in the US it is foster care and you get to adopt when the system has already thoroughly fucked them up (not always but it is more of the rule as opposed to the exception).
Become a foster parent, step forward and attempt to make changes here on our soil.
After we buy our house, we're totally gonna do the foster child thing. Poor kids.
You say that until you adopt one and they put a firework up your cat's rectum and tell all your friends that you've abused them.
I can't imagine anything more earth-shattering awful than getting someone pregnant at this point in my life, and I seriously doubt that opinion is going to change for at least 15 years.
Ideally I'd like to adopt a nice 14 15 16 year old blonde girl with big tits and make her a serving wench to bring me beer.
Jericho
08-21-2008, 03:02 PM
Become a foster parent, step forward and attempt to make changes here on our soil.
Claydon as a foster dad? Didn't think this one through, didja
Archangel
08-21-2008, 03:02 PM
Claydon as a foster dad? Didn't think this one through, didja
Yeah, that whole "adopt an Asian girl" thing worked like a fucking charm with Woody Allen.
Satan
08-21-2008, 03:02 PM
Claydon as a foster dad? Didn't think this one through, didjaDidn't want to.
Alcestis
08-21-2008, 03:06 PM
Claydon as a foster dad? Didn't think this one through, didja
Nooo.
Not enough sleep. Good enough excuse as any, yes?
Satan
08-21-2008, 03:07 PM
They probably hate you too.
I hate children
Not enough meat on their bones?
Banon
08-21-2008, 03:08 PM
That's a shame, you'd make for a great santa clause.
Archangel
08-21-2008, 03:09 PM
That's a shame, you'd make for a great santa clause.
*Claus.
He's not a Tim Allen movie.
Le Goat
08-21-2008, 03:09 PM
where's the Planned Parenthood thread?
I want to talk about my aborted fetus'
mongo
08-21-2008, 04:13 PM
kids are for suckers.
and people that don't know how to pull the fuck out.
Archangel
08-21-2008, 05:34 PM
kids are for suckers.
and people that don't know how to pull the fuck out.
Genital herpes is for suckers and people who don't know when not to put it in. Your point?
Knowing that Claydon and TiM both intend to not have kids helps me sleep better at night.
Clay Aiken's or Ricky Martin's surrogate?
zillionaire
08-22-2008, 12:58 PM
I find it quite disturbing that Dr. Ruth was on a kiddie show, and she turned the word 'stop' into 'hop' by replacing the 'st' with an 'h'.