View Full Version : Kobe, Moby, SoBe, or Flowbee?
The GWD
08-22-2008, 12:29 AM
Kobe Bryant - Basketball Star, Rapist
http://str8hoops.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/kobe-bryant-la-lakers.jpg
Moby - Bald Douche, Makes Noise
http://www.johnmortell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/moby-86pc2186.jpg
SoBe - Fruit Beverages, Overpriced
http://www.connbeverageco.com/images/sobe1.gif
Flowbee - "It sucks as it cuts!" "It certainly does suck!"
http://www.csdl.tamu.edu/~marshall/flowbee.jpg
I wish I still had my flowbee.
The GWD
08-22-2008, 01:28 AM
The concord grape flavor or SoBe is Grrrrrrrreat.
No love for Toby
http://www.usaweekend.com/02_issues/020428/images/020428tobey.jpg
or Jacoby
http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/jacoby-shaddix-t-shirt.jpg
or Roby?
http://www.phinatics.com/dougswebimages/reg.jpg
Bastard
08-22-2008, 03:09 AM
I believe that the flowbee has raped more people than Kobe has. So, it should get those extra rape points.
Dakar
08-22-2008, 07:14 AM
or Roby?
http://www.phinatics.com/dougswebimages/reg.jpg
That is one well-placed logo.
iKnowJohnStamos
08-22-2008, 09:04 AM
exonerated rapist
Hanover Fist
08-22-2008, 09:24 AM
It was close between Sobe and Kobe only because Moby is the epitomy of suck and I've never used a flowbee.
I hate basketball so therefore Sobe wins although it's mostly nasty tasting.
VoxAngelikus
08-22-2008, 09:31 AM
http://squeeb2.shugboria.co.uk/metpolicecareers.co.uk/images/brobee.jpg
No love for Brobee????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I love you, Brobee!
Kilgore
08-22-2008, 09:53 AM
I wish I still had my flowbee.
I prefered the suck and cut
6655321
08-22-2008, 09:55 AM
That is one well-placed logo.
they sell taint sports apparel, dummy.
Candycane
08-22-2008, 09:58 AM
I love Moby, I love every single song he has been involved in. I feel SOBE is too trendy for me, Flow Bee is like borderline Porn, and Kobe should have picked a prettier and more sane chic to cheat with.
I feel it's discrimination to have left "OB" off the list. there is nothing like bare fisting a 'pon in a pinch.
http://i33.tinypic.com/znkapc.jpg
vasili denisov
08-22-2008, 10:11 AM
I voted Moby hopefuly not out of hysterical racial fear of the alternatives, but high minded reasons, like my admiration of his banging Natalie Portman.
I voted Moby hopefuly not out of hysterical racial fear of the alternatives, but high minded reasons, like my admiration of his banging Natalie Portman.
Shit Moby sexed Portman? Can I change my vote?
misterfatt
08-22-2008, 10:20 AM
brobee is the shit.
vasili denisov
08-22-2008, 10:21 AM
Shit Moby sexed Portman? Can I change my vote?
This is what happens when we have an under informed electorate. If you were unaware of the respective candidates' positions on and off Natalie Portman, that's your own damn fault.
This is what happens when we have an under informed electorate. If you were unaware of the respective candidates' positions on and off Natalie Portman, that's your own damn fault.
Dammit! THE BALLOT WAS CONFUSING! I VOTED FOR BUCHANAN BY MISTAKE!
misterfatt
08-22-2008, 10:24 AM
sometimes i wish yo-gabba-gabba was around when i was a kid.
but then i remember that i didn't smoke during my childhood.
Alcestis
08-22-2008, 02:31 PM
Lean cranberry-grapefruit SoBe, ftw
misterfatt
08-22-2008, 02:51 PM
brobee is the shit.
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6655321
08-22-2008, 02:58 PM
haha, all that thing was gonna eat was some fried chicken and grape soda. no stereotypes there.