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NOTKyle
08-22-2008, 03:33 PM
If #1 is pee pee, and #2 is poo poo, what's #3?
Kilgore
08-22-2008, 04:48 PM
have to go by holes.
Vomit #3
Coke through the nose #4
Hair out the ears #5
Blood out the eyes #6
zits in the pores #7
Hangnail is kinda iffy.
Puke...since it's best deposited into a toilet (like piss n' shit), and it can be expelled by both sexes (unlike semen). Diarrhea is just a subset of #2 (maybe 2.5?)
Earwax, while gross, can safely remain in a trashcan without stinking up the place, so it doesn't belong on the list.
I rest my case.
Genius
08-22-2008, 06:20 PM
#3 is die the rhea, peeing out of your butt. 1 + 2 = 3.
Philip Lombard
08-23-2008, 05:47 PM
#3 is die the rhea, peeing out of your butt. 1 + 2 = 3.
I was gonna say puke, but I don't know if I can argue with that.
I'm torn.
Billy
08-23-2008, 10:31 PM
Every guy should know that going #3 is a euphemism for busting a nut. I'm so ashamed of you all