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Stax
08-12-2008, 11:53 AM
http://wordm7.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/steve-perry.jpg

Ok, so I lied about the button factory. I wanted to seem cool. I really like yammering about statistics that no one except a literally gay man such as TIM enjoys discussing.

WigglingWii
08-12-2008, 11:58 AM
Awww...do you work in a box factory instead?

Stax
08-12-2008, 12:08 PM
Awww...do you work in a box factory instead?
I wish, maybe then I'd see a couple boxes. How about yours? <3

CrazyCarl
08-12-2008, 12:09 PM
what's your VORP? -1 billion?

Stax
08-12-2008, 12:13 PM
what's your VORP? -1 billion?

Few know this, but I am actually David Eckstein trying to make up for his mediocre play in the field by trying to find a stat that justifies me as a major leaguer. Thus, my VORP is 6.5

CrazyCarl
08-12-2008, 01:06 PM
NO STEVE PERRY = BANNED!

You have 10 Seconds To Comply....

Stax
08-12-2008, 01:17 PM
There's a giant Steve Perry up top. But just for safety.

http://www.heydief.com/Karaoke/steve_perry.jpg