View Full Version : Rap Battles 2.0
ruffdog
08-27-2008, 11:07 AM
Bring it bitches, we all know I won the rap battles 1.0
Da Raider
08-27-2008, 12:25 PM
My name is Ruff
I'm so fucking tuff
And I make more money
Than Shia LaBouf
420monk
08-27-2008, 12:38 PM
Baby Jesus loves da Peach Schnapps
When he gets home he puts it on da rocks
He pores him a glass and sits on his ass
Rubbing one out to School House Rocks
Word!
http://www.drinkswap.com/images/bevfull/5720.jpg
Da Raider
08-27-2008, 12:45 PM
Baby Jesus loves da Peach Schnapps
When he gets home he puts it on da rocks
He pores him a glass and sits on his ass
Rubbing one out to School House Rocks
Word!
http://www.drinkswap.com/images/bevfull/5720.jpg
I actually prefer Rumplemintz
ruffdog
08-27-2008, 01:44 PM
that shit don't rhyme!
ruffdog
11-15-2008, 01:30 PM
ok fuckers LETS GO
hatepoppy
11-15-2008, 01:35 PM
mine >>> urs. give the fuck up on this thread and get w the times.
White.Rabbit
11-15-2008, 01:44 PM
So this ruffdog guy - I think he's queer
Doesn't like football, hockey or beer.
Forget about pussy!
He won't go near
anything with titties.
They're his number one fear.
He sits on his laptop all fucking day
On GMF, claiming he's not gay
Meanwhile, he's thinking about his new prey
That Smuckers fella who joined the other day
Jericho
11-15-2008, 01:51 PM
Not bad,Tara
White.Rabbit
11-15-2008, 01:53 PM
bitch, I'm just gettin started.
Jericho
11-15-2008, 01:54 PM
Please don't call me bitch
White.Rabbit
11-15-2008, 01:55 PM
<3
Genius
11-15-2008, 01:57 PM
Tara is the bitch and the bitch is Tara.
This motherfuckin' bitch her face will scare ya.
The bitch gets so much pussy that shit ain't fair-a.
Thats why Tara is the bitch and the bitch is Tara.
hatepoppy
11-15-2008, 01:58 PM
Tara is the bitch and the bitch is Tara.
This motherfuckin' bitch her face will scare ya.
The bitch gets so much pussy that shit ain't fair-a.
Thats why Tara is the bitch and the bitch is Tara.
dude, its totally tar-uh, not tare-uh.
falez.
White.Rabbit
11-15-2008, 01:58 PM
you don't say my name is Tear-ah. It wouldn't rhyme with Fair-a.
White.Rabbit
11-15-2008, 01:58 PM
yeah, Hate's the mofuckin man
Genius
11-15-2008, 01:59 PM
It was supposed to be semi-demeaning. What's more semi-demeaning than mispronouncing someone's name?
White.Rabbit
11-15-2008, 02:08 PM
pssh. semi-demeaning.
hatepoppy
11-15-2008, 02:09 PM
pusssyyyyyyyyyy.
moe_blunts
11-15-2008, 06:31 PM
yo, i'm drinkin on dat jonnie walker
fucked your mother, now i'm gonna stalk her
yea yea
I'm UNC, ON tha mic
If u think there's any better, don't believe tha hype
Cause my rhymes are hotter than a shooting star
Your ass is raps version of Jamie Farr
You see me and envy me posting in your forums
Alotta playa haters but I tend to ignore 'em
but here I am to claim my title
I UNC, BITCH, your idol
White.Rabbit
11-15-2008, 06:45 PM
UNC, you're pretty sad
Its fucking scary you're a dad
you're kid are cryin, their diapers dirty
you're on the forums, being nerdy.
Drinking on webcam, you're so cool!
Nah, I'm lying, you fucking tool.
Will the real Tara please stand up?
No, on second thought just shut the fuck up
With your slanty fucking face and your wonder bra
at 18 you're tha most pathetic shit I ever saw
So step to this man if you think you can hang
but the only thing you're good for is sucking wang
No, I'm not referring to a cock in this scenerio
Your uncle Wang who lives in Ontario
White.Rabbit
11-15-2008, 07:17 PM
Marcus, Marcus, you never learn.
now back the fuck off because its my turn
you wanna get real?
Okay, let's go.
You can call me a slanty, call me a ho
It's nothing that I haven't heard before
When I own your ass, promise not to be sore.
You're drinkin shots and poppin pills
Workin two jobs to pay the bills
We all know you love workin with meat
You'd make more cash doin it on the street
you're gettin young girls, because - no lie
they're too stupid to know just why
No one your age wants your dick
give them roofies, that's the trick
they're passed out - can't even suck your prick
add a hidden camera and the internet
poor girls don't even know it yet
that some guy that is old enough to be their dad
is fuckin them inside his wooden panelled pad.
What is this shit? amatuer night at the apollo
Post your fucking tits and geekdom will follow?
I'm getting really tired of wasting my time
you know 2 languages but can't make one rhyme
You wanna get a little up close and real
You're here because your daddy never cared how you feel
Your life is this huge and empty void
and your asshole, by black guys, will soon be destroyed
You're sitting at home on a saturday night
Because you are yellow and the party is white
So come at me again with the ammo I've supplied
But if somebody says you're better, then somebody lied
mongo
11-15-2008, 07:31 PM
you all a bunch of fools,
ya''ll can suck on my tool.
Gary_Busey
11-15-2008, 08:01 PM
I'm drunk.
That's all I got.
White.Rabbit
11-15-2008, 08:02 PM
mmm Gary is so hot
Gary_Busey
11-15-2008, 08:06 PM
There's plenty more genius where that came from.
detroitwilly
11-16-2008, 07:40 AM
can't you seeeeee
oooooohhhh, can't you seeee
what these wack rhymes.... have been doin to me.
yo......
yo.....
yo.....
Since the start of this thread, you've been waitin around
just dyin for willy, to bring back his crown
did you forget the wrath I brought a year ago?
what the fuck's ruff talkin bout in 1.0?
you know I won that shit, and if you forgot by how fara.
you need to ask JT, poppy,and Tara.
those were the names between yours and will's.
and no, I'm not saying that you don't show skills.
just remeber the next time you see me logged in to this place
the last time we battled, you ended up in 5th place.