View Full Version : How will the zombie apocalypse occur?
Warden
08-27-2008, 01:08 PM
Take your pick. I'll let you future zombie meals have the option of "Won't Happen".
Warden
08-27-2008, 01:10 PM
You are way to bored Limp
Warden
08-27-2008, 01:10 PM
Oh noes!
Gary_Busey
08-27-2008, 01:16 PM
You should've thought out these poll options more thoroughly.
Draven X 23
08-27-2008, 01:21 PM
Other
I like Romero's lack of a reason. But in the end who knows. Maybe aliens will do it.
Also I love the RE seires of games but it has its issues. Like when zombies come out of the ground. Unless they were already infected they wouldn't come back to life. But if they were infected they would not had enough time to be buried before they rose from the dead.
Warden
08-27-2008, 01:23 PM
You should've thought out these poll options more thoroughly.
The longer I take to make the poll, the more IBTP shit is posted. I can't stand that.
The GWD
08-27-2008, 01:36 PM
A virus seems like the most realistic possibility.
I'm totally fucked in the case of a zombie apocalypse. Every room in my apartment has giant windows. They'd just come crashing through, I'm sure. But if I did happen to survive the initial outbreak, like most people like to believe they would, it sure would be exciting.
Warden
08-27-2008, 01:37 PM
Surviving the initial out break is the easiest part. Its the aftermath that is tough.
The GWD
08-27-2008, 01:40 PM
I just hope to god I get Night of the Living Dead zombies, and not those speedy pissed off fuckers from 28 days later.
ShitBreak
08-27-2008, 01:48 PM
Slow, full retard zombies would be a lot better. Those fast fuckers in the Dawn of the Dead remake, and 28 days later would suck monkey dicks.
I for one want to fuck a zombie chick. I think that would be fucking awesome.
The GWD
08-27-2008, 01:55 PM
I for one want to fuck a zombie chick. I think that would be fucking awesome.
As long as you don't try oral. I'm pretty sure she'd bite your dick off. But other than that, sure. You don't even have to be confined to her vagina, since she's a moving corpse if you jam your dick anywhere on her hard enough, a new hole should be created.
ShitBreak
08-27-2008, 01:56 PM
As long as you don't try oral. I'm pretty sure she'd bite your dick off. But other than that, sure. You don't even have to be confined to her vagina, since she's a moving corpse if you jam your dick anywhere on her hard enough, a new hole should be created.
Yeah, no oral. Gotta make sure I have no open sores on my dick, too.
Mongo would be fucked.
So yeah, ribcage secks might be interesting.
So yeah, ribcage secks might be interesting.
LOL, Mikes dick can fit in between ribs...
Jack Bauer
08-27-2008, 02:16 PM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc207/sierraisthecooles/shaun-of-the-dead.jpg
im with these guys when it all kicks off..
Philips25
08-27-2008, 03:24 PM
Meanwhile, scientists have described claims that the outbreak was started by rage infected monkeys as bullshi...
Que the Queen.
"OOOOOOoooohhh you're my best friend" Etc.
Candycane
08-29-2008, 12:13 PM
There are so many viruses that have been close to wiping good sects of the populous out already, it's only a matter of time. On December 12, 2012 you'll see a "zombie nation"
Le Goat
08-31-2008, 09:35 AM
Virus and it'll all be like this...
http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/21204
MDiver01
08-31-2008, 10:27 PM
at least with 28 days later you can shoot the fuckers anywhere and they die.
Syndicate
08-31-2008, 10:30 PM
My new house is actually perfectly built for the zombie apocalypse, and I point that out every chance I get. I GOT THE HIGH GROUND. There is NO WAY to get into my house without taking at least 6+ steps up. When the shit goes down all I have to do is cut away the stairs from my back deck and my front deck and the zombies couldn't reach me no matter what.
BTW.. From the back deck I can easily climb up on the roof to spraypaint "ALIVE INSIDE" on the roof, which is essential.
MDiver01
08-31-2008, 10:33 PM
oh yeah no doubt. You cant survive without the "alive inside" sign. And my house is too shitty. Zombies would never believe that anybody lived there.
Syndicate
08-31-2008, 10:37 PM
Actually I have a better place all planned out. It's a small place out in the country. I remodeled it last year and it has it's own well, it's secluded, and has a huge ass propane tank that fuels it. I get a generator, some gas, and I have it made there.
Le Goat
08-31-2008, 10:48 PM
My new house is actually perfectly built for the zombie apocalypse, and I point that out every chance I get. I GOT THE HIGH GROUND. There is NO WAY to get into my house without taking at least 6+ steps up. When the shit goes down all I have to do is cut away the stairs from my back deck and my front deck and the zombies couldn't reach me no matter what.
BTW.. From the back deck I can easily climb up on the roof to spraypaint "ALIVE INSIDE" on the roof, which is essential.
Do you have horizontal slits cut wall-wall to allow for chainsaws to sweep back and forth? huh? How about propane tank bombs?
VoxAngelikus
09-01-2008, 11:03 PM
I vote viral. But, like, an outer space viral, where the virus comes to Earth from another planet. And it turns everyone into Emeril Lagasse, and all you hear is people everywhere shouting "Bam!" until you realize you're shouting it and then you are the zombies.
The GWD
09-02-2008, 02:52 AM
At least with your outcome I could whip up a delicious herb-baked brain main dish.
Philips25
09-02-2008, 10:07 AM
I vote viral. But, like, an outer space viral, where the virus comes to Earth from another planet.
An alien virus LifeForce style? Female naked space vampires would make the end of civilisation and the global genocide it bit more bearable.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Lifeforceposter.jpg
http://img140.imagevenue.com/loc1121/th_68392_Dann-Mathilda_May-Lifeforce9345_123_1121lo.jpg (http://img140.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=68392_Dann-Mathilda_May-Lifeforce9345_123_1121lo.jpg)
Daydreamer
09-02-2008, 10:33 AM
It will be the Night of the Pedo Zombies
http://www.elpais.com/recorte/20071203elpepucul_2/LCO340/Ies/Michael_Jackson_caracterizado_zombie_videoclip_Thr iller.jpg
Candycane
09-03-2008, 09:07 AM
Although I'm not a fan of guns I know how to operate a few, I'm just worried I need to be a better shot. So until then I'll use I guess some kind of wooden beam or maybe a sword, although I'd need a few practice runs with beheading as well.
Bastard
09-03-2008, 10:03 AM
I’m not sure how or when the zombies will arrive but when they do, I just want to say suck it to all of those people who chastised me for keeping battle axes and broadswords on the wall for just such an emergency.
Will-Kill
09-05-2008, 03:22 AM
Virus, Space Rock makes us all want to eat the ass.