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lusonico
08-27-2008, 04:47 PM
I place this here instead of the news section (be free to move it), because i don't have fresh news about this, second because this is a this point, in my view, also a philosophical question than a purely empirical one.

There are two main groups of people, those who believe in extraterrestrial life forms and civilizations, and those who don't. The believers group brakes in two other groups, those who believe extraterrestrials have come and still do, to planet Earth, and those who don't, who say the vastness of space is just so big we are isolated by distance, and that the light speed is just a barrier to us as it is to any other civilization. Those who don't believe some alien civilizations can come here have also to admitt they believe that no matter how old a civilization is, practical interstelar travel will never happen, and inteligent species will be straded on their solar systems and live as long as their stars allow it (if their lucky no to end themselves). That light speed barrier will not be possible to overcome or circunvent no matter how much time passes, no matter how many millions of years a technological civilization has to progress, and that is also our future, stranded here, FOREVER.

For those who admitt the possibility that there could be life scattered throughout the universe, it should not be far fetched to admitt that intelligent species and civilizations who appeared long before our own, while in our planet dinossaurs were still kings (there were already billions of stars and solar systems by then, you know?), could have had allot of time to mature and figure it out how to conquer spacial vastness.

Over History there are always been sittings of UFOs and reported encounters with alien entities, it has not been a phenomena started by Hollywood induced mythology. These go all the way to pre-history.

This image, for instance, for wich i still did not encountered more information on the net, if someone can support or debunk its autenticity i would thank you for it.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/2407860989_c1fc5358bf_o.jpg

Or this one other in Australia, estimated to be 5000 years old, depicting what sure ain't natives, and look to be in space suits.
http://www.ufologie.net/pics/kimberley01.jpg
http://www.ufologie.net/htm/kimberley.htm


In the XX century however, the sightings have been increasing, either because the population increased, therefore there are more people looking up at the sky, or the UFO activity increased on its own. One distinctive mark is the entering in the atomic era, wich with thousands of nuclear explosions in tests, each one launching massive electromagnetic pulse waves, anounces out loud our coming of age as a tecnological society. Many sightings started in the forties after the first batch of nuclear tests by the USA, and it was there the phenomena striked harder, with the Rosewell alleged incident, and many reported encounters ever since.

The "'Battle Of Los Angeles'" episode, in 1942, in wich the US army fired at stationary UFO for more than an hour, spent thousands of artillery rounds, many DIRECT hits, did not bring it down, sent a memo to the president reporting it, and FINALLY, publicly declared it was just a weather balloon...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUL9qsoipFs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP185xsDJ4s&feature=related
http://www.ufoevidence.org/imagesnew/UFO1.gif

During WWII many pilots, actually HUNDREDS, reported being followed by balls of light, as they were going in bombing missions. NAZI technology? They out maneuvered the allied bombers but did not attack? Not ONCE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjyFGtGiMSg

After more than half a century of absolute certainity of UFO presence,and absolute certainity of cover up and withhold of information from the public by the governments agencies, we get to 2001, and the Disclosure Project event, iniciated by Dr. Steven Greer, who left his secured job at the hospital to pursue the truth about UFO cover up.

Over 400 military and civilian officials, from radar controllers, to pilots, to air force seargents, captains, majors, colonels. Man in charge of nuclear silos, men with decades of military career, who now, in retirement, out of the hierarquical pressure, come forward to expose what they know and have been pressured not to speak. The event was starting to attract allot of attention and many of these witnesses were scheduled to go to TV programs and shows, and being interviewed by major hosts. Several especial shows dedicated to this were being prepared. Then, september 11 happened, and the whole attention of the world went to it. Talking about "little gree men" was just to insulting towards an attacted nation, and the grieving families. The movement lost momentum, and did not recover. Many governments, however did since then disclose what they knew. Canada, France, UK, Mexico and others.

UFO sightings & EVIDENCE - UK discloses all government files
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3S53JWUONA

Nick Pope British Defence Ministry Reveals UFOs Are Real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G4bGWfkrio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN04Vt32hpM

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Mexican Airforce UFOs
http://www.youtube.com/v/uDOOZ_IPb6Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Rq43cVEFU)

U.F.O DISCLOSURE PROJECT UFO MEETING (2001)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyVe-6YdUk

UFO Alien Disclosure - Interviews and revelations about UFO interference in military activities.
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=w5uZ15qKpt0
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=D1q_NjgDkOk
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=156SfhM0-Ec
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=DcTGSAjvg-g&feature=related
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=KlPKNLS6n8s&feature=related
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=DMdXIAqDJR8&feature=related
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1jZDc8swA&feature=related
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=6ciPhdhprOI&feature=related
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=WMBVYzWzm8E&feature=related
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=s0vik3Cw3Kg&feature=related
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=1XdLVw034kk&feature=related
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaop8x9O1WE&feature=related
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=f8qPO2-lXuo&feature=related

The UFO and ET cover-up with Stephen Basset
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7636979776570090625&q=ufo+video&ei=9c0rSLHDJpTqqgOT6Nm7CQ

Canadian's ex minister of DEF demands UFO cover up revealed
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=xAyPvUnTWSU&feature=related
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=5W_3aneRPOg

UFO Files: Black Box UFO Secrets Revealed
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=RVWKRUCM9s8
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=GvNiBfkuWEo
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=l8CChInUvQ8
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=HDb-l5wGz50
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=1mcZPe_RUCY

Astronaut Gordon Cooper Talks About UFOs
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=dvPR8T1o3Dc

Huge ship?
http://www.youtube.com/v/m4MkcFqfADw

UFOs - The best evidence ever caught on tape
http://www.youtube.com/v/OD1IP3FAlN4
http://www.youtube.com/v/riyTHmDl1XA
http://www.youtube.com/v/9sagSJZRiqs
http://www.youtube.com/v/RKQTUL65lZc
http://www.youtube.com/v/ys7nmBUwj3o
http://www.youtube.com/v/NvEx3o0jQTk

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Recounts Apollo 11 UFO Encounter
http://www.youtube.com/v/XlkV1ybBnHI

UFO Mother Ship - (FAKE?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R_uNUELwRU&feature=related

Ultimate UFO (History Of Sightings) HUGE serie of videos, here's the first two. Big and boring, just for the die hard UFO followers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mGB4JPdHhM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKZVkFkjHwo&feature=related



The Dr. Jonathan Reed episode. (1996)

In October 1996, while hiking in the wood of washington State with his dog Suzy, Dr. Reed came into contact with a strange entity. The creature killed his dog, jonathan reacted by killing it - or so he thought ! The chain of events that followed this incident are bizarre, to say the least. Although he brought forth very compelling evidence ( including photos & videos ) of this incredible encounter, many legitimate questions were raised regarding Dr. Reed and the case, and the subsequent book, " Likn - An Extraterrestrial Odyssey ".

So... There were many questions !!! But, instead of people just investigating the case, ut immediately generated some of the most vicious in-fighting and charater assassinations ever seen in the UFO field. And this situation continues to this day. However, 3 researchers did take on the challenge to find answers to the questions. They quietly investigated for over a year, and last September, shared their findings with the congress. It was another 3 hour, landmark congress presentation. The evidence they presented was astonishing, It asnwered some of the most important questions in the case. ( The Three investigators were Dan Iaria, Dan McEvoy, Jaime Maussan. )

A sampling of some of the new information covered in today's presentation :

· Results of soil sample analysis of the encounter site done by Dr. Zohar, Director at the Nuclear Medicine Research and Developement Hospital.

·Extensive dissection of the video footage to compare for consistency with the sequence of events as told by Dr. Reed in prior testimony.

·[U]Additional seguements of the video also shouwing the creature openining and closing eyes

·Film roll dating process of the negatives.

·E-Mail verification from the iaf.net site showing Reed's e-mail adress as a faculty memeber at the University of Washington as of 8/21/96.

·Additional ( and more detailed ) Pitures of the creature's head wound.

A man later aproached Dr. Reed and pointed a gun at his chest, he reacted and move the gun away getting shot in the shoulder area.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7qKq1GrXPE&feature=related

Creature Blinking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeN2AXtnkVw&feature=related
Still Photos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVLtEezhlXA&feature=related
Full Woods Footage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySomFuWtXL4&feature=related

DR. Reed describes the encounter with the creature in the forest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Z-f0evKpo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMxEnqTzwgI&feature=related

Analysis and discussion of proof of the encounter and posterior character assassination by government shadow agency.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLU4qSjyMiA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVF09WJDv18&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMDry8_2GJo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_2n0dyErMI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUWoZA9Dzno&feature=related

Stabilized footage of the blinking creature at minute 1:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i7HvynLaus&feature=related
Interview with bank worker and hospital worker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXHeMEPTEig&feature=related

At 2:10 redeye effect, only living beings can obtain that, the negatives were not tempered with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKpCDkv0DEk&feature=related
REDEYE photo, FULL DETAIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ6OJu4obHE
Rest of the lecture
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWyLzKPH3yk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cl_APb2n8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBfGl6mfL8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq3YnKxSack&feature=related


Were are all we going with this secrecy shit? Dr. Reed distributed tapes by a local TV station and later government agents claimed then, the tv station director called to warn him. Do you think it is really easy to serve the truth in silver platter? People died just because Dr. Reed asked them to hold some footage and photo copies, he got shot, his credentials and bank account were erased. Co-workers were pressured not to mention him again.

And we are so gullible we think that if extraterrestrials came here, they would be noticed by the general public...

Right now, i don't believe, I KNOW. I know there is no way all i've see can be faked, no freaking way all the people are crazy or actors, the radars are malfunctioning, the footages are all top notch hollywood grade special effects. We just need the TRUTH revealed!

Francis Drake
08-27-2008, 05:04 PM
Aliens plotted 9/11.

Insomniac
08-27-2008, 05:51 PM
Of all the divisions that exist among people, belief in extraterrestrial life is one of the least important.

yard
08-27-2008, 06:02 PM
i belong to one of those groups.

Mustard
08-27-2008, 06:15 PM
Jesus was an alien.

he does my neighbor's yardwork.

lce-man
08-27-2008, 06:23 PM
There's no point in discussing whether aleins are real or not, if they are, why not just wait for them to come? ^^

Da Raider
08-27-2008, 06:28 PM
Of all the divisions that exist among people, belief in extraterrestrial life is one of the least important.

I'm pretty sure that the "Taste Great!" and "Less Filling" division is lower on the totem pole.

Archetype
08-28-2008, 09:32 AM
How about we stop using myth as a synonym for "falsehood."

lusonico
08-28-2008, 09:44 AM
Of all the divisions that exist among people, belief in extraterrestrial life is one of the least important.

Depends. If ET contact is being covered up for decades, if there have been retrieval of crafts and the breaktrough technology is being researched and kept secret, wich is most problably true, then the fact that few people are willing to press the government to open up is really important. Not to mention if someone knows more about alien activities and intentions towards this planet and its resident civilization, then its every single persons right to know about it, if not, by the simple fact that thousands are reporting to have been abducted, Steven Basset said it simple and clear: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7636979776570090625&q=ufo+video&ei=9c0rSLHDJpTqqgOT6Nm7CQ

There's no point in discussing whether aleins are real or not, if they are, why not just wait for them to come? ^^

Indication is that they are, and have come, and do come. Just because its not their intention to make it a universal experience to every single human being (which is what people seem to expect...) does not mean that it does not concern us, the ones without direct experiences.

Willam
08-28-2008, 09:49 AM
If Mulder and Skully were'nt included in the investigation, it MUST be bogus!


And BTW, it's "which" not "wich"

hatepoppy
08-28-2008, 09:54 AM
If Mulder and Skully were'nt included in the investigation, it MUST be bogus!


And BTW, it's "which" not "wich"
and btw, it's "weren't." assbag.

Mr. Brown
08-28-2008, 10:12 AM
Where's Arch we need someone to stop this.

yard
08-28-2008, 06:21 PM
Jesus was an alien.

he does my neighbor's yardwork.


i have heard that before. You can make quite a good argument for this thought...

i have also heard that people believe that we were genetically engineered by an alien race that was seeding the universe.....

good arguments for that as well.

Claydon
08-28-2008, 06:26 PM
oh boy

Mustard
08-28-2008, 06:37 PM
i have heard that before. You can make quite a good argument for this thought...

i have also heard that people believe that we were genetically engineered by an alien race that was seeding the universe.....

good arguments for that as well.
well, for the record, i was being kidding around and being facetious, but yeah, anything is possible really...

lusonico
08-29-2008, 01:08 PM
UFO NASA's unexplained tether overload incident. The first video has some explanation about what the Tether consisted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As-wYmFYb3I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjP1Aw6NBw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUCHTTrLg6w

Skeptics say it was just from dust particles to camera artifacts. Fine by me, but both explanations fail in some aspects, namely:
1- Dematerialization and materialization of UFOs in the picture.
2- Coming from everywhere. If the shuttle is filming just 100 miles above earth, then why do the UFOs come from, and go to, every direction! Debris should not come from earth itself!
3- There is a distinct same shape objects, if they were debris, should they not be very random in shape?

This video Starts with NASA footage of a large UFO holding a stationary position above an electrical storm in the earth's atmosphere.
Minute 3:20 shows a UFO entering the atmosphere and evading a weapon shot of some kind.
Minute 8:30 There is M.I.R. space station surronded by "debris" moving around.
Minute 9:10 UFOs gatter in a CLEAR circular formation above earths atmosphere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqcmmcoTX3U

A surgeon removed implants from patients, witch had no evident points of entry, send it to Los Alamos laboratories and California University, both results concluded they were meteorite fragments, later electronic microscope analysis revealed they were MANUFACTURED.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ8wTq3HcDk&feature=related

Tar Heel
08-29-2008, 01:12 PM
no poll?

yard
08-29-2008, 07:29 PM
yea, a poll would be nce... then we could secretly vote and not let others think we are nuts...LOL

Archangel
08-30-2008, 06:06 AM
Where's Arch we need someone to stop this.

Here.

What?

DjAg
08-30-2008, 06:55 AM
In my mind the bottom line is that anytime we have evidence of something we do not understand, we come up with theories and blame Martians (or Canadian/French/Jewish folk... Or God). There's little to prove the existence of extraterrestrial beings, and just as little to disprove it (that is, that we have available to us). All we have are unexplained snippets of history that will forever go down as potential evidence of that which we cannot truly prove at this point in time. It's more of a belief thing, hence why in X-Files it was a very common trend to have them searching for reasons to believe rather than know/prove.

However, if you want our beliefs, I'd have to state that extraterrestrials have to exist in some sense, but I'd have to state that our understanding of them or their potential influence on our world are significantly underdeveloped to the extent that I would have to state that discussing whether it's fact or myth is more facetious rather than logical.

Although if there were aliens here, I'd say the only proof you need is bottled water, the election/re-election of George Bush, and reality TV. Someone has to be fucking with us.

Archetype
08-30-2008, 10:27 PM
How far back does the Freedom of Information Act cover? I think I actually read some government documentation on "greys," but half of it was blacked out for national security or whatever.

Also, if the body contains separate types of cells, millions of these individual specialized boxes of information and material, could it be that the difference between us and them is simply the difference between the two kidneys? Could we be the universe's gall bladder, and them the lymph nodes?

Axel
08-30-2008, 10:29 PM
Haven’t we already concluded that Obama is extraterrestrial or something along these lines?

Sir Droopy
08-31-2008, 02:03 AM
There's gotta be something out there, so many galaxies up there and we're it??

Rumpleforeskin
09-11-2008, 08:35 PM
I don't think anyone would really be talking about UFOs and conspiracies at all right now if it weren't for that Bob Lazar guy. He really kind of invented the modern UFO era, pun intended.

Archetype
09-11-2008, 08:37 PM
Nobody is, asshole.

Fornicator
09-12-2008, 02:07 PM
Definitely Fact. A quick trip to Utah will confirm this for anyone.

JohnQRotten
09-12-2008, 10:07 PM
If they have come here, I imagine Earth is like the rest stop planet. They're on a long intergalactic voyage so they stop off to get a bite to eat (ie mutilate some cattle) and let the chupucabra out his carrier for a run.

Okie Medicvet
09-13-2008, 04:52 AM
that makes the most sense to me. That, and the fact that someday earth will be blown up to make a superhighway bypass, and right before it happens, the dolphins will leave, saying "so long, and thanks for all the fish".

lusonico
09-13-2008, 03:38 PM
Hey, you guys think this is funny? Having a good laugh?:D Then you gonna love this, it's hilarious!;)

Nick Pope British Defence Ministry Reveals UFOs Are Real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G4bGWfkrio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G4bGWfkrio)

So USA conducts a parallel investigation about something that isn't aliens and keeps witnesses report away from it's British hosts and closest military allies...:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN04Vt32hpM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN04Vt32hpM)

The Phobos Incident - A Moon of Mars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSrddDwvorg&feature=related

Fornicator
10-06-2008, 09:09 PM
Actually I believe in 'scientific' studies that show that aliens visited the earth thousands of years ago (bible years). The aliens determined that life here could evolve and evolve well beyond their capabilities. This threat could not go unanswered. They could not allow their great great great great great (...) off-spring to cede power to some 'earthly' life form. Especially since earth exists in a portion of the universe with low property values. No right thinking alien could allow such an affront to nature and it's natural course.

So a plan was devised, or was it more of a scheme? No matter, it was devious. But it was also very simple. All they had to do was splice into the genetic code of earth's ooze a small twist. For these crafty, space faring aliens this was a simple task (much like gizzing in a petri dish without the benefit of porn). Now we live in this warped world as a result.

Yes, you guessed it. Ducks were destined to serve as masters of our planet and eventually galaxy. But instead, they were stripped of their rightful place and we, the humans, the less-than-able apes, moved up a notch and took their place. Oh the insanity of it all. Without this perversion of nature, all would have been well. Ducks and peace would reign over us. True, we would have been relegated to doing their bidding, but at what price?

This truth, this awful ugly truth, is ours to know and bear. What could have been? Only one word can capture this eternal injustice.

Quack.

Da Raider
10-07-2008, 02:21 PM
This truth, this awful ugly truth, is ours to know and bear. What could have been? Only one word can capture this eternal injustice.

Quack.

I'm pretty sure you meant bare. Either way, bears will soon be our masters.

Fornicator
10-07-2008, 09:49 PM
I'm pretty sure you meant bare. Either way, bears will soon be our masters.

Or, what IF ducks and bears co-mingled? What IF they produced some super powered, mongrel hybrid? What IF this bastard life form 'came' into being?

I'll tell you What IF! Those god-damn aliens would have their worst nightmare come true. The Bear-Ducks would evolve into the biggest god-damn super creatures ever conceived. Then who'd be laughing?

OK - not us. But someone would definitely be laughing. Probably some high-shrill, nasal sounding laugh. The kind that makes you laugh maybe a little, then feel uncomfortable.

So maybe that wouldn't be any sort of real vindication for humans. But ultimately - those god-damn aliens would have their asses handed to them.

That would be good.

Fuck you Aliens. You sons-of-bitches shouldn't have messed with the space-time continuim. Everyone knows that leads to bad things.

Things like meeting you mother and making a pass at her. That's a bad thing. Later you feel dirty and oddly aroused and angry with your father.

Then you wonder if your father is in on this alien thing. Is he one of them? Was he breeding with your mother, hoping to produce the anti bear-duck? Are you that anti bear-duck. Are you some sort of anti christ waiting to emerge from a cocoon of hate?

Maybe not. But the fact remains ... those alien bastards have created some serious bad mojo karma for themselves. Now, or at some distant point in time, some point in time that may occur in the next millisecond or maybe in hundreds of milliseconds. But when that time comes ... WHAM! Shits is going to hit the proverbial fan. And we all know what that's like. After that happens you cherios taste funny. Not like stale, maybe make you sick bad. More like turn your colon into a fucking high speed train. The kind of train that has lots of oriental people. You know how they pack oriental people on to trains. They have people who stand at train stations and push them in. GOD that pisses me off. If someone pushed me in a train, I would probably spit on them or someone they know well.

Which brings us back to the aliens.

Do you think they have high-speed trains? If so, they must be REAL fast. I mean ... they're aliens for christ-sake. They travel through space. So any high-speed trains they have would have to be seriously fast.

Imagine trying to piss on a train going that fast. You'd probably pee on your shoe. Unless you're a girl. Then maybe water in the bowl would splash on your ass n legs.

Holy Shit! When you think about it, those god-damn aliens have really fucked shit up. We should do something about them.

Pax Britannia
10-08-2008, 08:44 AM
I actually had some interesting discussions about this with my lecturers in university.

People dont realise how Archaeology in it's own little academic bubble is big business in many ways. Hundreds of books are written each year or re-edited and updated which basically re-hash all the same theories and assumptions using the cases over and over again to justify classic conclusions.

If I came along one day having (lets say for shits and giggles) discovered a buried hoard of extraterrestrial technology under the Sphynx those at the top of the Archaeological tree would have to completely change their assumptions. In one fell swoop I will have rendered 80% of their historys irrelevant. Those familiar with military history might want to compare it to the launching of HMS Dreadnought. It uttler rendered all over ships that came before it obsolete and caused a massive new arms rush. And even though it confirmed the Royal Navys dominance it also allowed other nations to start building from scratch and try and catch up.

It's exactly this kind of upheaveal that the Archaeological establishment want to avoid. It wasnt so long ago that the story of the Trojan war told in 'The Illiad' was considered completely fictional. Then an enterprising Kraut called Heinrich Schliemann decided he would try and find the 'mythical' city of Troy and prove Homer had based 'The Illiad' on a true story. He was hated and mocked for such outrageousness, but ya know what? He found it. He also went on to find evidence of the Myceanean civilisation again assumed to be myth.

I'm not out to convice anyone that extraterrestrials visited earth. If you want to know more about that go and read Chariots of the Gods. Theres even a handy follow up book by sceptics who try and debunk some of the claims so you can make up your own minds. All i'm saying is I always try and keep an open mind about everything in life.

To quote Hamlet:
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

Morfin
10-08-2008, 08:55 AM
So a plan was devised, or was it more of a scheme? No matter, it was devious. But it was also very simple. All they had to do was splice into the genetic code of earth's ooze a small twist. For these crafty, space faring aliens this was a simple task (much like gizzing in a petri dish without the benefit of porn). Now we live in this warped world as a result.

Yes, you guessed it. Ducks were destined to serve as masters of our planet and eventually galaxy. But instead, they were stripped of their rightful place and we, the humans, the less-than-able apes, moved up a notch and took their place. Oh the insanity of it all. Without this perversion of nature, all would have been well. Ducks and peace would reign over us. True, we would have been relegated to doing their bidding, but at what price?

Quack.

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/Howard%20the%20Duck%202.jpg

DeMartini Sands
10-08-2008, 07:51 PM
nice post!!!!!!!

Archetype
10-08-2008, 11:29 PM
I actually had some interesting discussions about this with my lecturers in university.

People dont realise how Archaeology in it's own little academic bubble is big business in many ways. Hundreds of books are written each year or re-edited and updated which basically re-hash all the same theories and assumptions using the cases over and over again to justify classic conclusions.

If I came along one day having (lets say for shits and giggles) discovered a buried hoard of extraterrestrial technology under the Sphynx those at the top of the Archaeological tree would have to completely change their assumptions.

LApMrCt2RJg

Ghostrider
10-09-2008, 01:01 AM
This can only be a belief as no real concrete evidence seems to hold much water, but I believe they exist. I think they are responsible for Humans and the evolution of man is drictly related to their intermingling. They would be considered gods to ancients and primitives so it is likely that multiple aliens or maybe just one visits and guides us along to see if we can evolve to his level either naturally as in the past 15,000 years, or through technology, which has literally boomed in the last 200 years.

Oggie
10-09-2008, 02:11 AM
no poll?

Mustard
10-09-2008, 02:17 AM
Aliens plotted 9/11.
This statement may be the most eloquently simple yet most shrewdly intelligent thing ever thought or spoken throughout the entire history of humanity.

I salute you and your massive, massive brain.

Archetype
10-09-2008, 03:40 AM
I have been shamed.

Pax Britannia
10-09-2008, 07:06 AM
LApMrCt2RJg

If they'd have let me give a similar presentation I probably would have.

Satan
10-21-2008, 04:55 PM
lolhaha

Jericho
10-21-2008, 04:57 PM
wut

Mustard
10-22-2008, 12:51 AM
PENISES and FLAPJACKS

VoxAngelikus
10-22-2008, 08:30 AM
thats soo cool!!!!!!!!

Pox
10-24-2008, 12:12 AM
UFOs aren't aliens. They're time machines full of evolved humans from the future.

Think about it.

Axel
10-24-2008, 01:51 AM
Gotcha!!

Is Barack Obama an Alien? (http://www.verumserum.com/?p=1754)



Where did he come from? He’s only been on the national scene 4 years. Before that he did something in Illinois. But his youth remains shrouded in mystery. And has anyone noticed how touchy Obama’s people are about his past. They say he grew up in Hawaii and Indonesia, as if those are right nearby each other! I know some people have suggested he’s hiding a boyhood connection to Islam, but the truth is far more disturbing. Obama grew up on another planet! (possibly Mar’xennui which orbits a red sun in the constellation Lyra). Need more proof?
http://www.verumserum.com/media/2008/03/tuvok-barack.jpgI knew it!

Morfin
10-24-2008, 07:30 AM
UFOs aren't aliens. They're time machines full of evolved humans from the future.

Think about it.

Okay. Done. No they aren't.

I USED TO BE DIECHRISKATTAN ON THE OLD VERION OF THIS FORUM

And now you are just a Pox on the new forum. AHAHAHAHAHA. I am soooo frickin' funny.

hatepoppy
10-24-2008, 08:09 AM
less vulcan and more reptilian and you might be on to somethingz.

hatepoppy
10-24-2008, 08:11 AM
UFOs aren't aliens. They're time machines full of evolved humans from the future.

Think about it.
think about it? is that the best you can do?

f = ma. think about it.

are you now a physicist?

argue your point, dont declare it.

lusonico
10-27-2008, 11:57 AM
UFO enthusiasts at a conference in the UK have described newly released footage as the most convincing evidence of aliens ever filmed.

The video, captured by a security guard in Turkey, appears to show various alien craft in the sky above Istanbul at different times throughout this year.
At one point two apparently alien beings can be seen in what seems to be the cockpit of a UFO.
Another sequence captures an arc of light along the edge of what could be described as a sleek airborne object.

Sky News link (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/UFO-Conference-In-UK-Shown-Convincing-New-Footage-Captured-In-Turkey/Article/200810415128551?lpos=UK_News_First_Strange_News__A rticle_Teaser_Region__1&lid=ARTICLE_15128551_UFO_Conference_In_UK_Shown_Co nvincing_New_Footage_Captured_In_Turkey)


These are 2008 footage taken in Turkey, in several occasions in May and June, i posted several links of the same footages because links might go down, the first is short and the other two are more complete.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMlrMkHw55o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwdlLCOBo7M&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgcpPR1hEAk&feature=related

As to this day this hasn't been debunked as hoax. Image analysis experts haven't come on waves disproving it but those who analise it rather said it looked authentic

Archangel
10-27-2008, 12:05 PM
If Aliens are analysing Turkey, they'll leave with the conclusion that there's no intelligent life here whatsoever.

Morfin
10-27-2008, 12:11 PM
Watching this video made me smile.

Smile because there are people who really believe this.
Smile because people actually believe they can make out two aliens in the cockpit.
Smile because, not only are "UFO enthusiasts" anthropomorphizing the aliens to look like humans, but now are doing it with their space vehicles.
Smile because this actually looks like one of Face's models.

Kerjack
10-27-2008, 12:11 PM
Jet/blimp hybrid!

Archangel
10-27-2008, 12:26 PM
What Morfin said.


It's utterly ridiculous to assume that an alien spacecraft would look/work ANYTHING like human aircraft do. Side by side seating in the nose of the craft? Like a Jet Ranger helicopter? Flying wing design reminiscent of the Darkstar UAV? Come on now. IF there are mother fuckers visiting us from light-years away, why would their craft look like ours, when we can't even reach the planets closest to us?

Yelram
10-27-2008, 12:33 PM
Watching this video made me smile.

Smile because there are people who really believe this.
Smile because people actually believe they can make out two aliens in the cockpit.
Smile because, not only are "UFO enthusiasts" anthropomorphizing the aliens to look like humans, but now are doing it with their space vehicles.
Smile because this actually looks like one of Face's models.

If aliens seeded life and technology on this planet, their tech, and ours would be fairly similar, and their body shape would be similar. There is no strict rulebook saying "extraterrestrials must look as different from humans as possible", or that "ET tech looks completely different from human technology".

lusonico
10-27-2008, 12:36 PM
Smile because there are people who really believe this.

I see, this goes totally against the military archives all over the first world countries. Why don't you smile to the fact such a footage produced in Turkey, hasn't been disproved as a clear hoax by the image experts in sceptic crowd?

Smile because people actually believe they can make out two aliens in the cockpit.
I can't, but the people looking trough the lens of the camera saw the image live, we are looking at the pixel limited image recorded by the camera memory.

Smile because, not only are "UFO enthusiasts" anthropomorphizing the aliens to look like humans, but now are doing it with their space vehicles.

I don't see how anthropomorph aliens are more easely disproven as fake. Let me know if you decide not to keep that one to yourself. ;)


why would their craft look like ours, when we can't even reach the planets closest to us?


But most don't! They look like spheres and discs, wich of course are the most simplistic and probably efficient forms for a vehicle.
Besides, i think you guys have been influenced by hollywood. Movies try so hard to inovate an surprise people, that if the real thing looks familiar, then it's go to be fake...

Archangel
10-27-2008, 12:36 PM
When a Star Destroyer shows up in low orbit, wake me. Until then, leave me alone with this crap.

Morfin
10-27-2008, 12:40 PM
If aliens seeded life and technology on this planet, their tech, and ours would be fairly similar, and their body shape would be similar. There is no strict rulebook saying "extraterrestrials must look as different from humans as possible", or that "ET tech looks completely different from human technology".

If aliens "seeded" life, then we shouldn't be calling them "aliens," should we?

No, I've got a better question. What if the new video game "Spore" is really our (earth-beings) story? Maybe it is a "seed" from the aliens planted in Wil Wright's brain to tell us that we are in fact alien-spawn. Maybe it is their way of communicating with us, telling us how we all came to be. Think about it. We are one big SimCity video game. Earth Tycoon anyone?

Yelram
10-27-2008, 12:47 PM
If aliens "seeded" life, then we shouldn't be calling them "aliens," should we?

No, I've got a better question. What if the new video game "Spore" is really our (earth-beings) story? Maybe it is a "seed" from the aliens planted in Wil Wright's brain to tell us that we are in fact alien-spawn. Maybe it is their way of communicating with us, telling us how we all came to be. Think about it. We are one big SimCity video game. Earth Tycoon anyone?

I see all of human evolution as a directed path by a "higher" power, however you want to take that, is your business. I believe we are certainly a hybrid that would never come about through natural selection in this world.

Roll
10-27-2008, 04:51 PM
There's gotta be something out there, so many galaxies up there and we're it??

I think its a lot more presumptious to assume we're the only beings in the entire universe than not.

Axel
10-27-2008, 05:07 PM
I believe we are certainly a hybrid that would never come about through natural selection in this world.I guess you are onto something here: l always perceived you as a kind of a hybrid life form – for instance like a hybrid corn or something.

Now back to serious issues:

Jesus will come out of one of these machines someday soon. But my friends, it will not be the REAL Jesus. Be careful, be very careful, we are nearing the endgame. If the good aliens can read this, then NOW would be a good time to show up.

Archangel
10-27-2008, 05:14 PM
I think its a lot more presumptious to assume we're the only beings in the entire universe than not.

Of course we're not.


But why the fuck would any race of beings so advanced that they can travel millions of parsecs be interested in a planet on which a certified moron runs the show for eight years?

Yelram
10-27-2008, 05:21 PM
Of course we're not.


But why the fuck would any race of beings so advanced that they can travel millions of parsecs be interested in a planet on which a certified moron runs the show for eight years?

What makes you think we're so dumb? Maybe our intelligence is whats threatening. If they thought we had no chance of leaving this planet, they wouldnt need to intervene. But you know what they say, a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Archangel
10-27-2008, 05:23 PM
What makes you think we're so dumb?

10,000 years of human history, and our continued failure to learn anything from any of it.

Morfin
10-27-2008, 05:28 PM
What makes you think we're so dumb? Maybe our intelligence is whats threatening.

Holy shit! Now there's a mind-blowing thought: There is a race of people stupider than us. (Of course, I find it hard to believe that a race of aliens able to reach our planet from afar are threatened by our intelligence. I don't know, maybe we have the intelligence to travel to other galaxies, but we are just lazy underachievers.

lusonico
10-27-2008, 05:33 PM
I think its a lot more presumptious to assume we're the only beings in the entire universe than not.

Or to assume that physics defying inteligent flying objects are from top secret military projects rather than not.:)


But why the fuck would any race of beings so advanced that they can travel millions of parsecs be interested in a planet on which a certified moron runs the show for eight years?


Do you know how many inteligent people, with college degrees and PHDs, are dedicating their lives studying roaches, worms and single cell lifeforms? Some of the smarter people in the human race are interested in "inferior" lifeforms, it is the dumber people who usually dispise them. Did you ever saw those biology doctors in wildlife shows with their eyes glowing and their voices trembling as they speak of some kind of insect or amphibious species and how fascinating and precious they are?

There are 6.5 billion people in the world and probably only a small fraction of millions are interested in following little "simple" creatures and learning about them

It makes allot of more sense if you see these visitors as the 0.000001% of nerds in their kind who actually came all the way across the galaxy to study whatever is unique for them about earth's biosphere.

They could be just small scientific expeditions, just like the ones humans do to the jungle. You don't see the United Nations or NATO caring to go in full force with carriers and helicopter fleets to the heart of the equatorial forest to make a formal presentation to a group of chimps, do you?

Archangel
10-27-2008, 05:33 PM
I don't know, maybe we have the intelligence to travel to other galaxies, but we are just lazy underachievers.

Actually, our problem is that accountants run everything. So unless Halliburton's shares rise from a mission reaching Alpha Centauri, it's not gonna happen.


Which probably makes us the dumbest species in the universe.

Feng
10-28-2008, 03:38 AM
I think it is quite clear that Steven Hawkins is an alien sent here to teach us about the wonders of the universe...

But he realized:
1) we are too dumb to absorb that info yet, so he gives us small crumbs of info
2) our gravity has slowly been crushing his body for years now
3) his universal translator broke and without the technology here to fix it, he has had to resort to what his civilization would consider a primitive speak-n-spell type of replacement, but to us it is state of the art.