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WET HOT MESS
08-28-2008, 07:58 PM
I tend to jerk off more when I'm cold or when it's raining outside. Something about cool weather makes me wanna jump in on the act of making babies minus the babies (for now). I don't really diddle down there in the summer as much because it's too hot and I'm icky sweaty so I'm too angry about my panties riding up my ass to think about buying knee pads for when I'm on my knees, a nice pillow in front of me to rest my left hand while I drill my pink with my middle and ring finger from behind. But that just might me.

janois
08-28-2008, 07:59 PM
I came

willydong
08-28-2008, 08:00 PM
I came

i came faster and with alot more enthusiasm

nuclearjew
08-28-2008, 08:00 PM
zzzzzz

WET HOT MESS
08-28-2008, 08:01 PM
Boredom kills.

detroitwilly
08-28-2008, 08:01 PM
when Verlander pitches.

bpb
08-28-2008, 08:02 PM
Jerkin' in the Rain!!!!!

AJ
08-28-2008, 08:02 PM
I came on Anita's windowsill.

Mr. Brown
08-28-2008, 08:08 PM
I only go all Divinyls when I can't get outside

Gary_Busey
08-28-2008, 08:09 PM
I'm pretty much horny all the time.

Aegis
08-28-2008, 08:10 PM
I once jerked off in a hunting blind in the middle of winter. Left the jizz on the wall. I still wish I could have seen the look on the dudes face when he saw what was in his blind.

mxlplkt
08-28-2008, 08:10 PM
Tuesdays usually. Mark it on the calendar.

janois
08-28-2008, 09:23 PM
Thunder storms need to be an option. Rain just doesn't cut it. T-storms bring out the Barry White in me. Rain makes me miserable.

STDSkillz
08-28-2008, 09:23 PM
I have absolutely no preference to the outside weather when it comes to jerking off.

janois
08-28-2008, 09:39 PM
I have absolutely no preference to the outside weather when it comes to jerking off.

I thought it was with real people and only Anita had the self love option. Jerkin off is usually done in high humidity as I'm in the shower.

Edit: I just read the poll question. Damn.

STDSkillz
08-28-2008, 09:40 PM
What can I say, I'm an all-star when it comes to masturbation.

vasili denisov
08-28-2008, 10:11 PM
It's like a woman's ovulation cycle. At one end, she'll have nothing to do with anything, and I stand no chance, while at the other, she'll fuck just about anything, and I'll stand no chance. It could be a tropical heat, and my mind will be clean as the Ritz's floor, other times, the city could be choked in a poisoned gloom, and a passing girl that's taut and tight will smile or bend over and I'll beat it till I'm spitting sawdust.

Blitz
08-30-2008, 11:19 AM
Rain or shine, I fuck myself.

J.G.
08-30-2008, 11:36 AM
you too!

zaphrodesiac
08-30-2008, 11:38 AM
What a stupid fucking poll. I like to get my dick off when the weather is dick hard.

medlar
08-30-2008, 01:16 PM
I usually check the weather after my sessions.

Genius
08-30-2008, 01:17 PM
I'm horny now. Should I get my penis out?

medlar
08-30-2008, 01:18 PM
Whats the weather like??? High or low front?

Genius
08-30-2008, 01:19 PM
Sunny. A few clouds early, clearing in the late afternoon. Chance of thunderstorms this evening, high of 84, low of 65.

Lone Wolf
08-30-2008, 01:25 PM
Most weather is fine, except humid. That just makes for to much stick and overheating

}{arlequin
08-30-2008, 06:09 PM
silly question, the answer is 'yes'. what i do *after* depends on the weather

Mustard
09-01-2008, 03:20 AM
I find I'm of the most horn in the presence of inclement weather.

The worse the better. This one time I was watching The Wizard of Oz and when Dorothy got whisked away by the tornado I came so hard I put a dent in the coffee table and all of the ice in the freezer melted.

The GWD
09-01-2008, 03:22 AM
So this Gustav situation must be giving you a permaboner.

Mustard
09-01-2008, 03:23 AM
I've been spanking it to The Weather Channel at every :50 of the hour...

Axel
09-01-2008, 03:27 AM
Mmmmmm, Gustafffffff! Oh my, how he blows!

Count me in.

Mustard
09-01-2008, 03:29 AM
I just call it Gus when I'm climaxing.

Sir Droopy
09-01-2008, 09:26 AM
Thunder, lightning & alot of wind are great components a good session whether solo or with company

c_thur
09-05-2008, 11:01 PM
hurricane