Orgasms or Booze?

[mongo]

So here's the deal, as of tomorrow you can only have one of the two for the rest of your life.

no orgasms = no sex, no jerking off, etc...

no booze = no booze. evar.

pick one motherfuckers.

[Muji]

without jerking off how would i pass the time? what would i do when i am bored?where the fuck is the poll? mongo is a queer

[Mr. Brown]

I don't drink so easy for me to pick

[ADD]

I don't get laid. So easy for me to pick

[Spanky]

wtf? without a sex drive, people wouldn't have any ambition. i.e., work at a brewery or distillery. no sex = no booze. fucking QUEER BAIT.














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[mongo]

the way i see it, by the time i'm 40, i'll have almost no sex drive at all. at least that's what the dr's say. however, i'll still be thirsty as a motherfucker.

[mongo]

also, nice fucking username douchebag (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=503)!

[Kerjack]

choices choices...

[mongo]

choices choices...

even for the queen of M.A.D.D.?

[Kerjack]

Sadly life is cruel cruel mistress.

[Mustard]

This was a seriously easy choice.

[Jack Bauer]

bitches only cause trouble so i'd have no problem getting fucked up every day

[bpb]

I don't drink so easy for me to pick

[The GWD]

No orgasms?

People are seriously picking no orgasms over no booze?

Seriously? Liars.

[Jack Bauer]

i'd rather drink. least it would help the pain of not having a wank. sex only causes trouble and you wont have alcohol to shield the pain. speaking of which alcohol helps fat asses get laid so all you guys will end up tossing one off 12 times a day where as i'll be lying in a pool of empty bottles crying...

i win..i think

[The GWD]

I don't mind masturbation.

[Change]

I don't get laid. So easy for me to pick
QFT

[Blue]

the way i see it, by the time i'm 40, i'll have almost no sex drive at all. at least that's what the dr's say. however, i'll still be thirsty as a motherfucker.

I'ld change doctors.
I still get the horn too often and at inappropriate times.

[redsox39]

What...and give up porn?

[feith]

i can't even decide.

i refuse to pic.

mongo you suck.

[Stax]

Orgasms. Drinking is fun, masturbation is LIFE.

[White.Rabbit]

to the people who chose booze, wtf?

[White.Rabbit]

Orgasms. Drinking is fun, masturbation is LIFE.i love how you said masturbation

[Limp]

to the people who chose booze, wtf?
I am in a point in my life where I have the option of Married sex with a woman I have been sexing for 7 years or booze.

If I was single my vote would have gone the other way.

[The Dude]

sex every time

[STDSkillz]

I don't drink so easy for me to pick

[Stax]

i love how you said masturbation

That was purposeful, I'm not stupid.

[Tar Heel]

There are substitutes for alcohol. There is no substitute for busting nuts.

[Candycane]

So here's the deal, as of tomorrow you can only have one of the two for the rest of your life.

no orgasms = no sex, no jerking off, etc...

no booze = no booze. evar.

pick one motherfuckers.


I could go without a drop of alcohol my whole entire next 45 lives... not having pleasure and being able to touch and smell and taste the exotic fragrances and delicious entrées men and women have to offer= worse than death.

[Jericho]

I hardly ever jack off as is

[Candycane]

I hardly ever jack off as is


You must be so backed up!

[Stax]

I could go without a drop of alcohol my whole entire nest 45 lives... not having pleasure and being able to touch and smell and taste the exotic fragrances and delicious entrées men and women have to offer= worse than death.

You're so goddamn sexy.

[Bill Paxton]

There are substitutes for alcohol. There is no substitute for busting nuts.


Seriously, the day my dick doesn't work is the day i shuffle off this mortal coil.

[Tar Heel]

Yeah, I think all the people that chose the limp dick selection must have just finished rubbing one out. That or they are just complete morons who should have their cocks revoked, like Mongo.

[JT]

What he said

[coolguy]

sex... EVERY time

[mongo]

i've never had a bottle bitch at me cause i forgot to call it or refused to say i love you.

[Kerjack]

sex only causes trouble and you wont have alcohol to shield the pain.

Like breaking your dick?

[Gary_Busey]

Given the choice between sex and booze, I'll take sex every single time.

[mirt]

i would choose sex over just about anything. even food or money.

[Tar Heel]

i've never had a bottle bitch at me cause i forgot to call it or refused to say i love you.

Booze never gave you herpes either.

[}{arlequin]

Booze never gave you herpes either.
well... i think the chain of events is undetermined on this one... it could be DUE to booze...

[Da Raider]

what if they invented a booze that caused you to have an earth shattering orgasm? Or if women evolved to the point where their love juices could get you drunk?

[}{arlequin]

i'd go w/ the 2nd option then

[Jericho]

I'm thrilled that 2 of you would suck my junk

[mongo]

People who choose number 2 must have never smoked weed, or meth, or done lines of coke, or poope a few oxys.

in my case, you are correct.

[vasili denisov]

I could give up self-stroking, but not the filthy, joyful union that's sometimes the only shore to cling to.

[Blitz]

I could never give up orgasms. When I do feel like getting my buzz on, I prefer to puff the funny smoke rather than drink. I would, however, like to sample Jericho's jizz and see what happens.

[Jericho]

Well, looks like I showed up just in time

[c_thur]

no booze