The GWD
09-01-2008, 01:07 AM
No matter how many magazines I post, you faggots are going to think of more. So I don't care, choose from the list. Im going to lump some of these types together, since they're pretty similar. A brief description of how that magazine defines you, and a small list of suspected subscribers, at the top of my head.
Guns and Ammo - Don't mess with me, I'm armed. Suspected Subscribers: EG, Iron Soldier, Syndicate
Food Everyday/Cooking - I'm hungry. And fat. Suspected Subscribers: Face, The Sink, Nature's Folly
Sports Illustrated/ESPN magazine - I like to know who handles balls the best. Suspected Subscribers: OSUMike, GTSCH, Ruffdog, EG,
People/OK Weekly - Jennifer Aniston was pumping her own gas in Santa Monica! Suspected Subscribers: ElemenoP, Genie, CandyCane
Wizard - And I was so sure Tony Stark was a skrull! Supsected Subscribers: Bastard, Fuld, Mxplt
Cosmopolitan/Glamour/Vogue - I can look just like those women! For only $450! Supsected Subscribers: ElemenoP, Wanker
GQ - Basically the men's version of Cosmo. Suspected Subscribers: Big Pizzle, JT
Cigar Aficionado - Cigarettes are too small and un-cocklike for me, I enjoy cigars. Suspected Subscribers: Claydon
Tiger Beat, J14 - OMG did u hear Nick's totally into Miley?! - Suspected Subscribers: Mongo, SailorYoon, Goat
Good Housekeeping/Better Homes and Gardens - Presentation, Presentation, Presentation. Supspected Subscribers: El(again), Summer, CC
Reader's Digest - Fuck pictures, I am all about articles and stories. Suspected Subscribers: Archangel
Motor Trend/Hot Rod/Trucks - Look at all these cars I'll never afford! Suspected Subscribers: Archangel
National Geographic - Look at that black ladies' sagging tits! Suspected Subscribers: Mongo, Claydon, Marcus, Limp
Playstation/XBox - I beat Zelda before I could walk. Suspected Subscribers: Eradicator30, AJ
Rolling Stone/Vibe/Blender - I enjoy melodies and melody related articles. Suspected Subscribers: Gary Busey, Jericho, ADD
High Times - I'm a fucking stoner. Suspected Subscribers: TiM, SailorYoon, Big Pizzle
Playboy/Hustler - GIVE ME PORN!! (Haven't you heard of the internet?) Suspected Subscribers: Me
Guns and Ammo - Don't mess with me, I'm armed. Suspected Subscribers: EG, Iron Soldier, Syndicate
Food Everyday/Cooking - I'm hungry. And fat. Suspected Subscribers: Face, The Sink, Nature's Folly
Sports Illustrated/ESPN magazine - I like to know who handles balls the best. Suspected Subscribers: OSUMike, GTSCH, Ruffdog, EG,
People/OK Weekly - Jennifer Aniston was pumping her own gas in Santa Monica! Suspected Subscribers: ElemenoP, Genie, CandyCane
Wizard - And I was so sure Tony Stark was a skrull! Supsected Subscribers: Bastard, Fuld, Mxplt
Cosmopolitan/Glamour/Vogue - I can look just like those women! For only $450! Supsected Subscribers: ElemenoP, Wanker
GQ - Basically the men's version of Cosmo. Suspected Subscribers: Big Pizzle, JT
Cigar Aficionado - Cigarettes are too small and un-cocklike for me, I enjoy cigars. Suspected Subscribers: Claydon
Tiger Beat, J14 - OMG did u hear Nick's totally into Miley?! - Suspected Subscribers: Mongo, SailorYoon, Goat
Good Housekeeping/Better Homes and Gardens - Presentation, Presentation, Presentation. Supspected Subscribers: El(again), Summer, CC
Reader's Digest - Fuck pictures, I am all about articles and stories. Suspected Subscribers: Archangel
Motor Trend/Hot Rod/Trucks - Look at all these cars I'll never afford! Suspected Subscribers: Archangel
National Geographic - Look at that black ladies' sagging tits! Suspected Subscribers: Mongo, Claydon, Marcus, Limp
Playstation/XBox - I beat Zelda before I could walk. Suspected Subscribers: Eradicator30, AJ
Rolling Stone/Vibe/Blender - I enjoy melodies and melody related articles. Suspected Subscribers: Gary Busey, Jericho, ADD
High Times - I'm a fucking stoner. Suspected Subscribers: TiM, SailorYoon, Big Pizzle
Playboy/Hustler - GIVE ME PORN!! (Haven't you heard of the internet?) Suspected Subscribers: Me