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Mustard
09-02-2008, 04:58 AM
So I ask a stupid question then you answer it and then ask another stupid question. HOORAY!
Some months have 31 days. Some months have 30 days. How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
Why does Sink keep making silly threads?
MDiver01
09-02-2008, 05:31 AM
Because he has nothing better to do.
Why was From Justin to Kelly not nominated for like the best movie ever?
cleetus
09-02-2008, 08:34 AM
It was, in our hearts
Was the name of this thread misspelled on purpose?
SilverBullet
09-02-2008, 08:37 AM
He may say it was, but it wasn't.
Why is Brett not retired?
TheImpossibleMan
09-02-2008, 08:41 AM
Because he likes money too much.
smahoo
09-02-2008, 11:44 AM
If a dog sweats through his tongue, what are his armpits for?
igotskraped
09-02-2008, 11:48 AM
Easier to mount the girl dog down the street.
Can blind people see their dreams or can deaf people hear their own thoughts?
CobraAC
09-02-2008, 03:08 PM
Yes
2 dead people were found in a cabin on a mountain. Who are they?
awonderful
09-02-2008, 07:06 PM
what should i do with my life?
wonderwall
09-02-2008, 08:51 PM
run for president.
Who's idea was this thread?
lowboy
09-02-2008, 10:54 PM
is it to annoy you?
NotAllBlack
09-02-2008, 11:00 PM
the joke goes 7 - 8- 9
Womens it comes to women would a 7 really had been able to have 8 a 9?
Oral_Roberts
09-02-2008, 11:05 PM
Yes
2 dead people were found in a cabin on a mountain. Who are they?
The pilot, and the stewardess who was blowing him, who caused him to crash.
Why do women put on makeup to make it look like they are not wearing makeup?
awonderful
09-02-2008, 11:16 PM
why do i cheat on my gfs
sdale4life
09-03-2008, 05:37 AM
because she has a hairy pussy.
Why am I doing this bullshit at 3:44 am?
bbates77
09-03-2008, 08:19 AM
to get neg repped
Why do you have -5973 reps?
wonderwall
09-05-2008, 11:50 PM
I don't.
Who likes apples?
wolly
09-06-2008, 12:05 AM
not doctors they need to get paid
have you seen the sky?
wonderwall
09-06-2008, 12:05 AM
Yes.
Is the Sky north or south?
mongo
09-06-2008, 12:07 AM
it's east and west.
why the fuck to people ever pos rep aj?
wonderwall
09-06-2008, 12:09 AM
They like his style.
Where is the end of the earth?
Archetype
09-06-2008, 12:09 AM
Tomorrow.
What is the deal with airline food?
wonderwall
09-06-2008, 12:11 AM
It's delicious.
Have you ever seen the rain?
mongo
09-06-2008, 12:13 AM
yeah. they suck live.
why is cantaloupe better w/ salt?
wonderwall
09-06-2008, 12:14 AM
It's not.
Why hasn't tv always been HD?
mongo
09-06-2008, 12:19 AM
cause i don't give a shit.
why does weezer rock so hard?
wolly
09-06-2008, 12:21 AM
because they are weezer
why do people with no legs get to ride in wheel chairs
mongo
09-06-2008, 12:23 AM
cause they're fucking lazy.
why won't feith show her titties!?
Archetype
09-06-2008, 12:24 AM
Because she has none.
Why isn't yellow red?
mongo
09-06-2008, 12:25 AM
cause wii is no pocohontous(sp?).
why did you steal arch's identity?
Archetype
09-06-2008, 12:27 AM
Dramatis personae.
What makes the world go round?
awonderful
09-06-2008, 12:41 AM
oil
why is jerking off 5 times a day bad?
I hope it's not.
Why do average chicks get so much attention on GMF?
awonderful
09-06-2008, 12:43 AM
because there are alot of lonely guys out there...
why wont sailor yoon return my calls?
Archetype
09-06-2008, 12:46 AM
Because of angry unionized ticks.
Why is Kathy Griffin so useless?
I'd tape her mouth shut and ass rape her.
Where are my pants?
awonderful
09-06-2008, 12:49 AM
the pink ones that look like pantys? they are at my grammies house you left them there
why are black people so lazy and like watermelon?
Archetype
09-06-2008, 12:50 AM
Because watermelon are lazy?
What it is, jive turkey?
awonderful
09-06-2008, 12:52 AM
i dont know what that means..but insert hip hop phrase like yo nig thats tiiizite
which one of my fucking neighbors keeps on letting their dog shit on my lawn?>
two doors down on the other side of the street
what happens if I drink diet coke after adding a mentos
awonderful
09-06-2008, 12:54 AM
your dick falls off and you grow a new one that is crooked
what is up with people with crooked dicks?
chicks dig the bend
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
awonderful
09-06-2008, 12:57 AM
like 4 maybe 5 logs
should i start bending my dick?
Cornelius
09-06-2008, 01:11 AM
No. It wont reach far enough to matter.
Is it ok that I jerk off exclusively to Asians?
bobdapunk
09-06-2008, 01:54 AM
No. It wont reach far enough to matter.
Is it ok that I jerk off exclusively to Asians?
No you discriminatory bastard (spics usually have bigger tits or asses).
How many beers does it take you to get drunk?
Archetype
09-06-2008, 02:00 AM
At this exact moment?
wonderwall
09-06-2008, 02:41 AM
YEs.
What's snow made out of?
evaporated urine.
why is bubblegum a snow cone flavor?
wonderwall
09-06-2008, 03:39 AM
Because rainbow is also a flavor.
Why do people sleep with pillows?
Archetype
09-06-2008, 02:08 PM
They can't afford blow-up dolls.
Why must poo smell so bad?
Phil Theehor
09-06-2008, 02:13 PM
So you know not to eat it.
Why do Canadians rip on Budweiser when Molson Canadian (most popular beer in Canada) pretty much tastes like Budweiser?
MagnumPI
09-06-2008, 02:16 PM
Alcohol content.
How many John McCains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Phil Theehor
09-06-2008, 02:32 PM
One. You fuck.
Why does the noob make fun of guy's ability to screw in lightbulbs when his arms were injured serving our country?
Archetype
09-06-2008, 03:55 PM
Nobody cares.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Norman Rockwell.
Who the fuck is Phil Theeor?
Spanky
09-06-2008, 04:27 PM
Google it.
Where do babies come from?
awonderful
09-06-2008, 05:20 PM
well it all starts with the stork banging your mom...
what the hell are these bumps on my elbow?
Because she's a stingy whore.
What is google?
Spanky
09-06-2008, 06:42 PM
Google it.
Why does my dick smell like shit?
Spanky
09-06-2008, 06:46 PM
Because their dicks taste like your ass.
Why do birds suddenly appear...every-time...you are near?
Candycane
09-06-2008, 06:47 PM
That's the story that's the glory of love.
Why do I always squirt?
Archetype
09-06-2008, 09:24 PM
You're kinda far away, it would disturb the neighbours.
What is eating Gilbert Grape?
Claydon
Why does my undersack itch all of a sudden?
Will-Kill
09-06-2008, 09:46 PM
Dried Jizz
Why is call GorillaMask...and not ChimpMask?
awonderful
09-07-2008, 12:10 AM
because sometimes period means a women bleeds from her vagina.
why do i only seek empty relationships that are focused on raw sex?
Because those are the only good kinda of relationships.
Where am I?
Archetype
09-07-2008, 12:55 AM
Left field.
What makes a clock tick question mark.
awonderful
09-09-2008, 10:06 PM
gears and wheels i suppose
why does my coworker pick his nose in public like he is searching for buried treasure?
Captain Insano
09-09-2008, 10:09 PM
He's scratching his brain.
Why would anyone vote for Obama?
awonderful
09-09-2008, 10:14 PM
because they are brainwashed by our liberal media outlets
why dont they show more video of palins daughters tits on the news?
I've masturbated to Palin.
Whats up with dolphins raping people?
awonderful
09-09-2008, 10:16 PM
they are one bunch of angry mammals
is it wrong that i called a girl "cunt whore' today?
she prolly deserved it.
Should I tip if I order to-go from a restaurant?
wonderwall
09-09-2008, 10:22 PM
yes but not a lot.
why are round house kicks so awesome?
awonderful
09-09-2008, 10:24 PM
because its like a visual orgy of violence
should i go be a drone and get an iphone?
if you promise to browse for porn on it.
Do you think the LHC will end the world tomorrow morning?
awonderful
09-09-2008, 10:28 PM
i sure hope not, i have to pick up dry cleaning
do you think i should shave all my body hair off?
waxing imo. (.. i couldnt think of something more stupid to say)
why do people pee in pools?
Cornelius
09-09-2008, 11:40 PM
Because they know that no one can tell.
Why does a "fire crotch" not actually burn you?
awonderful
09-10-2008, 12:11 AM
because "fire crotch" is just a funny way of saying that they have red pubes. So its just hair and no actual fire is involved.
do blondes really have more fun?
Cornelius
09-10-2008, 12:51 AM
Of course they do. They are to retarded to know when they arent having fun.
Is all my masturbation going to give me hairy palms?
MDiver01
09-10-2008, 01:18 AM
no, thats just pubes stuck to your hand with jizz.
Is it gay to get your dick sucked by a man?
Mustard
09-10-2008, 02:18 AM
NO! it is gay if you suck dick for coke though.
When will my balls quit itching?
Bastard
09-10-2008, 03:13 AM
When you stop sharing underwear with Aj
Why are you still awake?
Mustard
09-10-2008, 03:17 AM
Because I'm a slave to sharp brimmed cowboy hats.
When is it time to give up hope?
Bastard
09-10-2008, 03:22 AM
When the earth opens up and the beast calls down a rainstorm of penises to fuck your eye sockets while demons rip your flesh with rusty sporks and lemon juice.
Do you like to singa?
Mustard
09-10-2008, 03:24 AM
Not really, but I do like to finga.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
awonderful
09-10-2008, 03:49 PM
original sin
when will these headhunters stop calling me with bullshit job offers?
zillionaire
09-10-2008, 04:20 PM
shake n' bake, baby. Shake n' Bake.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
awonderful
09-10-2008, 07:25 PM
because its a riddle, duh.
why do african american people give their daughters stripper names?
gun512
09-12-2008, 03:10 AM
Beceause they are black
why do i want to fight every guy i see and perform anal rape to all women i see?
awonderful
09-12-2008, 05:46 AM
your father beat you or your priest touched you
why did some noob neg rep m for posting a picture of bea arthur?
JohnQRotten
09-12-2008, 06:38 AM
Maybe the noob IS Bea Arthur?
Is it true dogs can't look up?
awonderful
09-14-2008, 11:19 PM
no that is false.
why does it smell so badly in chinatown?
Will-Kill
09-14-2008, 11:29 PM
its the bad location, or its the people.
Why does the sun so hot and bright but the moon is bright yet cold?
Cornelius
09-14-2008, 11:45 PM
Because its a reflection dumb ass.
Why does Will-Kill's grammar suck-a-fuck?
awonderful
09-14-2008, 11:51 PM
because he went to public school
why do only the ugly bartenders give me free drinks?
Will-Kill
09-15-2008, 06:31 PM
To make up their failed dreams of being a actress.
Why do Hot dogs come in packs of 7 and Hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
awonderful
09-15-2008, 07:08 PM
he is in the jenny grant thread
why am i such a post whore?
Archetype
09-15-2008, 07:13 PM
It's physically impossible.
What's yellow and goes moo?
WigglingWii
09-15-2008, 07:53 PM
god
Why is Palin a woman?
hatepoppy
09-15-2008, 07:56 PM
shes too ignorant to be a man.
am i fucking awesome or what?
Archetype
09-15-2008, 07:59 PM
Who's awesome?
blackhawkkb8
09-15-2008, 08:04 PM
Palin spread eagle....
Why are greens collared??
blackhawkkb8
09-15-2008, 09:21 PM
A Quarter Pounder weighs a quarter of a pound
Why cant we all wear sweat pants inside strip clubs?
RedRaider
09-15-2008, 09:58 PM
because its not dress code....we all know sweat pants are crips attire
why would you ever cast shia lebouf in anything?
blackhawkkb8
09-15-2008, 10:03 PM
Because teeny boppers love fags who arent intimidating (ex. Leonardo Di Capricock)
Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?
awonderful
09-15-2008, 11:15 PM
because they have big fingers
why do i feel bad for the women when i watch them strip and gyrate all up on me?
merlin13
09-16-2008, 05:44 PM
Because unlike popcorn, they scream when you put them in the oven.
Why is cold war called cold war ?
awonderful
09-16-2008, 05:52 PM
because they wouldn't fit in their cages otherwise.
why does all the jailbait at the gym want me to stare at their bodies so badly?
awonderful
09-16-2008, 06:03 PM
because there is a fluffer strike
what is stopping me from drinking till i puke tonight?
Will-Kill
09-16-2008, 06:31 PM
money and fear
Why did Godfather 3 go so wrong?
78hipo3o2
09-16-2008, 06:32 PM
The world may never know ...
Why are cartoon babes soo hot?
awonderful
09-16-2008, 06:35 PM
because they are exotic and they smell like sesame chicken
how many babies do they have to kill to produce one bottle of baby oil?
Yelram
09-16-2008, 06:36 PM
because they are exotic and they smell like sesame chicken
how many babies do they have to kill to produce one bottle of baby oil?
It all depends on what grade of baby, and how oily they are.
Why is there no HAM in the HAMburger?
78hipo3o2
09-16-2008, 06:39 PM
Who cares its good to drink
Why do girls look hotter in thongs?
awonderful
09-16-2008, 06:41 PM
because they are exposing more of their skin.
why cant i cry if i want to
awonderful
09-16-2008, 08:05 PM
because its a superstition
why is our economy such shit?
blackhawkkb8
09-16-2008, 08:48 PM
Because of the influx of mexicans polluting our cities...
In Baseball, why are they called foul poles? Couldnt they be called fair poles?
dantino
09-16-2008, 09:24 PM
I thought we did. You mean those fast pitched softballers are women? Good God.
Why do Japanese people have the weirdest fetishes?
awonderful
09-16-2008, 10:56 PM
you are the weird one, dont judge them.
what happens when i reach 2000 posts?
Mustard
09-17-2008, 03:34 AM
Jesus eats a baby.
Is it possible to molest an armpit?
MDiver01
09-17-2008, 03:35 AM
what do you think I do when my wife is asleep?
Will tomorrow ever come?
Mustard
09-17-2008, 03:37 AM
No. it is always a day away. *tear*
Why aren't hurricanes called ruinyourshiticanes?
Archetype
09-17-2008, 03:40 AM
Because people were in a hurry when naming em.
WTF?
Mustard
09-17-2008, 03:41 AM
I know!
why should I cut my coke with baking soda?
gun512
09-17-2008, 04:03 AM
do you like money?
Do i really have to wipe after i poop?
MDiver01
09-17-2008, 04:18 AM
only if you dont want your asshole to itch, god I hate that.
Do snozeberries really taste like snozeberries?
awonderful
09-17-2008, 07:36 PM
no they taste like chicken
will someone ever beat anderson silva?
dantino
09-17-2008, 08:04 PM
Only God.
Why do women only have two boobs?
awonderful
09-17-2008, 09:59 PM
because i only have to hands
why does dantino's profile pic look like its straight out of an A-HA video?
Cornelius
09-17-2008, 11:38 PM
Because thats where he took it from.
Why does USC seem so unbeatable now?
Because you turned on your TV.
Why do all toothpastes have to taste like fucking mint? I HATE MINT.
Kerjack
09-17-2008, 11:43 PM
They had orange, vanilla and others for a while BUT YOU DIDN"T BUY IT!
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Cornelius
09-18-2008, 01:03 AM
Maybe because you are gay? Not judging.
Why is Kerjack hitting on me?
Because you remind him of his sister.
What does this button do?
Okie Medicvet
09-18-2008, 02:05 AM
Makes me happy.
Does knowledge of that make you want to throw up in your mouth...a lot?
Bastard
09-18-2008, 02:12 AM
No. Some people have strange relationships with appliances.
Why does Okie always whore her daughter out?
Cornelius
09-19-2008, 04:22 PM
Because she desperately needs the money for booze.
Why does Wal-mart steal souls?
Will-Kill
09-19-2008, 04:37 PM
It's what evil feeds off of.
why don't BBQ grills have more horizontal beams? Too many burgers have been lost though the slots...
awonderful
09-20-2008, 12:41 AM
because not everyone is a clumsy fuck
why is rachel ray so fat?
Strega
09-21-2008, 04:18 PM
because she eats everything she cooks
why should I be paying off a home loan for some asshole too stupid to understand what he/she can afford?
lce-man
09-21-2008, 05:45 PM
cause life's not fair
why do birds suddenly appear?
awonderful
09-21-2008, 06:36 PM
because i am near
why is eli manning such a doofus?
Strega
09-22-2008, 04:30 PM
b/c the best part of him ran down his mom's leg
why do bad girls excite us so?
lce-man
09-22-2008, 04:39 PM
because they're hot
why is ron artest so damn crazy?
Strega
09-22-2008, 06:51 PM
drugs and gansta'....bad combo
Why do blonds have more fun?
zerodesire
09-22-2008, 08:18 PM
cause they are going extinct
Why do people like crocs?
Strega
09-22-2008, 09:22 PM
Partly the fear....partly b/c they are so cute!!!
What state is the location of the worlds largest ball of string?
zerodesire
09-22-2008, 09:29 PM
Minnesota
How long till Printer Cat video is old?
awonderful
09-22-2008, 11:22 PM
tomorrow
why is tony korneiser so annoying?
Strega
09-23-2008, 09:03 PM
he's a newspaper man
why did the admins kill my 'girls in stockings' thread???????????????
allyourbase
09-23-2008, 09:50 PM
It depends on which way they are walking that day.
If I bang my head against a brick wall, does James Thompson feel it in his ear?
Cornelius
09-25-2008, 10:49 AM
No, but he will probably feel your attempt at ear sex.
Why are computer "techs" always so fucking retarded?
lce-man
09-25-2008, 02:56 PM
That comes with the job description.
Are the emperor and the pope the same person?
awonderful
09-26-2008, 10:04 PM
depends on what day of the week it is
why do the mets keep throwing aaron heilman out there?
Strega
09-27-2008, 07:28 AM
because they 'want' to be shitty!!
will the Coybows get to the Superbowl this year?
Strega
09-27-2008, 12:29 PM
^^^^^^^ Ha - Ha....Good one!!! U really put me in my place!!!!!!
Obama
Why am I paying to 'bail out' assholes who don't know how to run their own business?
zerodesire
09-27-2008, 09:54 PM
Because rich people are people too
Why don't I have millions of dollars?
Strega
09-28-2008, 07:38 AM
u gotta work for it
If we stopped welfare today would we solve the unemployment problem tomorrow?
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 09:13 AM
No but it would help.
What would we do on Sunday's if there was no NFL?
awonderful
09-28-2008, 09:39 AM
watch porn
when will my hangover go away?
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 10:16 AM
When you eat some bread and drink some milk.
Why is cocaine so good?
hatepoppy
09-28-2008, 10:17 AM
bc youre a retard.
how teh fuck did mccain pick palin?
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 10:20 AM
He asked her and she accepted.
Do you believe in Ghosts?
Strega
09-28-2008, 10:28 AM
Yes
Have you ever seen one?
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 10:30 AM
Yes
Do you think I was scared?
Strega
09-28-2008, 10:34 AM
Yes...if not your a fool
Where was the sighting?
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 10:48 AM
South Carolina
Do you watch Ghost Hunters?
Strega
09-28-2008, 10:51 AM
No - too much Hollywood...not enough facts
Do you believe there are both 'good' and 'evil' ghosts?
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 10:52 AM
Yes I do
Know anyone to perform an exorcism?
Strega
09-28-2008, 10:55 AM
The only ones that have been effective have been performed by priests
Do you need to have one done?
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 11:46 AM
No, but my buddy's grandpa does them.
Who will be in the Super Bowl this year?
awonderful
09-28-2008, 01:59 PM
cowboys and the jets
seriously when will my hangover go away
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 02:04 PM
When you do as I say.
Have you ate bread and drank milk?
awonderful
09-28-2008, 02:06 PM
no i had pretzels and a bloody mary
why is it so easy for me to pick up chicks at weddings?
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 02:08 PM
They all think they will find love there.
Have you ever tried picking women up at funerals?
awonderful
09-28-2008, 02:09 PM
haha no never had the chance
why do baseball players all wear those metal necklaces
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 02:12 PM
No idea.
Do you prefer Lowes or Home Depot?
awonderful
09-28-2008, 02:14 PM
home depot
why are the marlins so fucking lucky
SilverBullet
09-28-2008, 03:39 PM
They pay people off
Do you think the Rays are going to win it all?
Hobbes
09-28-2008, 05:47 PM
Because it makes it seem valuable.
Why do politicians have a hard-on for capital gains?
Strega
09-28-2008, 06:20 PM
They don't (in general)....only the Democrats
How did Dallas lose to the Redskins?
Fornicator
10-15-2008, 09:03 PM
Poor execution.
Why do people wear underwear?
Archetype
10-15-2008, 09:13 PM
They don't like to stain their jeans.
You have four fingers in an overweight middle-aged ethnic broad. She asks you to fist her. Do you do it?
satandole666
10-15-2008, 09:25 PM
Without a doubt. Hopefully both will fit.
Who will get elected in the 2012 election?
Archetype
10-15-2008, 09:28 PM
Arnold.
How much money would it take for you to eat a bag of poop?
willydong
10-15-2008, 09:35 PM
all the monopoly money in the game
can you get genital herpes on your mouth and vice versa?
Strega
10-15-2008, 09:35 PM
Yes
Why are you concerned?
willydong
10-15-2008, 09:36 PM
no reason
having sex with a tranny makes u gay, right?
Archetype
10-15-2008, 09:36 PM
Depends. How big is the peen?
willydong
10-15-2008, 09:38 PM
10 inches
wheres my goddam tv remote?
Strega
10-15-2008, 09:42 PM
if it was up your ass...you'd know
is it???
willydong
10-15-2008, 09:44 PM
if it was up your ass...you'd know
is it???
hold on... uh, nope, just a dog treat
whats the capital of springfield, illinois?
satandole666
10-15-2008, 10:27 PM
Springfield, Illinois
What is the total number of times the term "Maverick" has been said by politicians this year?
zeronine
10-16-2008, 10:14 AM
Eleventy billion.
Does anyone actually believe he is a maverick?
Buda's Boy
10-16-2008, 05:26 PM
Sure...... Giddy Up Partner
Is Biden really as big a Fucking Goof as he seems?
Strega
10-16-2008, 06:36 PM
Usually
Are we ready for a black in the white house?
zeronine
10-17-2008, 07:28 AM
Most of us are.
Is my 401k completely fucked?
Willam
10-17-2008, 07:46 AM
Absolutely.
Because of the economic position we're in, how old will I be when I can retire?
Strega
10-17-2008, 06:53 PM
92
With the current value of the dollar, how much money will I need to have saved to retire?
DeMartini Sands
11-06-2008, 07:09 PM
too much
Why do so many people use Windows as there OS?
Strega
11-06-2008, 08:55 PM
because they can't spell their...they type there instead
Why are Democrats viewed as "give me a hand-out, you owe it to me" people?
the creeps
01-21-2009, 03:18 AM
some one has to.
a black prez huh ?
mbslugger89
01-22-2009, 02:31 PM
thats what they are sayin'
you you see an invisibility cloak?
Strega
01-23-2009, 07:35 PM
No...dumb ass!!
is ur iq over room temp?
nobody
01-28-2009, 01:56 AM
It doesn't appear that it is.
What food doesn't need to be refrigerated and never "spoils"?
Strega
01-28-2009, 12:09 PM
honey
What is the worlds largest handgun?
Claibo
01-28-2009, 12:14 PM
S&W .500
What is the diameter of the worlds largest tampon?
Strega
02-08-2009, 01:21 PM
Size of Smuckers ass (had to get that one off...it was acting like a butt plug)
highest number of antler points on a whitetail deer taken in the U.S.?
Thewellz
02-10-2009, 01:37 AM
Who the fuck cares?
How much cock could a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck cock?
redsox39
07-17-2009, 11:02 AM
7
What percentage of GMF thinks Arch is smarter than they are?
Daydreamer
07-18-2009, 07:06 AM
Slightly more than have seen Anita's eyes and lived to tell the tale.
What percentage of GMF thinks that Arch is a pompous ass?
(You remind me of a good friend who tells me I am just mad because he is always right when I call him that.)
Strega
07-18-2009, 08:33 AM
100% (minus Arch, of course!!)
How many GMF'rs have argued/discussed Arch to a draw?
Okie Medicvet
07-19-2009, 03:24 AM
Do I have any real fweinds here at gmf?
Strega
07-19-2009, 06:28 AM
Is there anyone at GMF you would WANT as a friend?
mmmdonuts
11-11-2009, 10:01 AM
What does noob mean?
See what i did there?
Starkiller66
11-12-2009, 08:15 AM
No....?
What website is this?
thisguysmith
11-12-2009, 09:40 PM
Not one you should be concerned with.
What's a stupid question?
mmmdonuts
11-14-2009, 05:47 PM
Read your last post.
Who farted?
kulashaker
12-17-2009, 01:45 PM
me!
Why do my feet smell
LethalStrike
01-16-2010, 09:22 PM
Because you never wash them.
Why do birds always shit on freshly washed cars?
merlin13
01-17-2010, 11:24 AM
Murphy's Law
Could it be any slower in here?
LethalStrike
01-17-2010, 11:57 AM
It could but then you would be dead.
If you are dead, how are you reading this?
wmgabe74
01-17-2010, 01:15 PM
you mean to say this isn't 'The Decaying Dailies' cemetary thread? Devil, I'm even lost down here.....
Why do people say, "God damnit", instead of, "Satan damnit?"
LethalStrike
01-17-2010, 02:34 PM
Because Satan already has...
Why is soccer called football outside of the US?
Daydreamer
01-17-2010, 09:25 PM
Cuz all furriners is stoopid.
Why do the good die young?
LethalStrike
01-31-2010, 02:12 PM
Because they are not necessarily good people.
Where is the next great American hockey player?
dafrk3in
01-31-2010, 11:37 PM
Probably somewhere in Canada.
Which came first, the chicken or that chicken's egg?
Rusty S
02-01-2010, 10:22 AM
your mom.
why are there so many mexicans?
dafrk3in
02-01-2010, 10:56 AM
Someone has to make the Mexican food.
What's for dinner last week?
LethalStrike
02-02-2010, 09:33 PM
Rusty's Mom
How does fog freeze?
Rusty S
02-02-2010, 11:08 PM
you blow on it with your coldness.
why does lethal strike like the cock?
dafrk3in
02-03-2010, 01:05 AM
They share a common ancestor.
When did humans and sea turtles first mate?
LethalStrike
02-03-2010, 06:04 AM
They didn't, that was Rusty's mom.
Why shouldn't like rooster meat instead of chicken meat?
dafrk3in
02-03-2010, 10:29 AM
Not everything tastes like chicken.
How many people hide from Haley's Comet each year?
bbates77
02-03-2010, 10:42 AM
Just you
Why should a n00b with -14996008 reps be allowed to post?
dafrk3in
02-03-2010, 10:50 AM
No good reason.
What is the value of 11926380 rep points in Australian Dollars?
bbates77
02-03-2010, 12:01 PM
Absolutely Sweet Fuck All
Are you insinuating that it doesn't matter how far in the red you are with your points?
...come to think of it, what happens to those who are so far in the red? Do they get banned?
dafrk3in
02-03-2010, 06:24 PM
I hope not!
What does an apple that eats things eat?
LethalStrike
02-03-2010, 09:44 PM
Your points.
Why should we not ban dafrk3in?
bbates77
02-04-2010, 05:09 AM
because you are dick.
why do I even bother posting in this thread?
LethalStrike
02-04-2010, 06:09 AM
Because you're anal.
Why do you post on this forum?
bbates77
02-04-2010, 06:19 AM
to piss you off.
Who invited you?
LethalStrike
02-05-2010, 07:35 PM
If it is you are dickless.
Why would someone post their real name here?
LethalStrike
02-07-2010, 06:33 AM
Faggots are not made, they become after birth.
Why is the sky bluish instead of greenish?
LethalStrike
02-07-2010, 03:28 PM
Because they don't bother anyone else who no longer posts.
Why is the Pope Catholic?
LethalStrike
02-07-2010, 04:43 PM
My ex-wife.
Why is Sears America's store?
bbates77
02-08-2010, 07:34 AM
Never heard of it, never been to America.
Why did you stop posting at 1000?