View Full Version : Asleep at the fucking wheel...
Oral_Roberts
08-12-2008, 03:27 PM
I go to the dirty triangle of Texas for a week (Houston, Dalls, San Anton) and when I come back, everything is different!! How the hell did I miss that? I used to be JMP (at least for the last 4+ years) but now I guess I'm this new douchebag "Oral_Roberts" Can anyone point me to the fucking announcement that explains what the hell is going on with these forums? I rarely have my head in my ass, but this time it must've been up in there deep.
ShitBreak
08-12-2008, 03:32 PM
I live 2 miles from Oral Roberts. You, sir....are no Oral Roberts.
I shall call you Anal Johnson.
Oral_Roberts
08-12-2008, 03:37 PM
I gave oral sex to Eric Roberts, so I'm not sure what place you're referring to...
Poop Sailboat
08-12-2008, 03:39 PM
who the fuck is JMP?
Oral_Roberts
08-12-2008, 03:50 PM
Who the fuck is Poop Sailboat?
I posted porn just now in the hardcore section, so you can literally go fuck yourself.
FlipHKD
08-12-2008, 03:52 PM
now Poop Sailboat is a very important part of these forums
no need to upset him
Oral_Roberts
08-12-2008, 04:08 PM
By "important" you mean expendable?
He's a boat AND he's poop. How do you plan to defecate or traverse those defecated waters once you have?
Oral_Roberts
08-12-2008, 04:42 PM
I've already posted 12 videos in the hardcore section...is all of the old stuff really all gone? Starting from square one sucks.
I've already posted 12 videos in the hardcore section...is all of the old stuff really all gone? Starting from square one sucks.
archive.gorillamask.net
Not gone, but whatever.
Oral_Roberts
08-12-2008, 07:58 PM
Oh, and because I forgot to post my Steve Perry, here's this guy.
http://www.blacknews.com/images/steve-perry3.jpg
No one ever said which Steve Perry we had to post...and according to blacknews.com....that is who this guy is.