Which beauty standard do you subscribe to?

[The GWD]

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Marilyn-Monroe-pb01.jpg

Marilyn Monroe. The ultimate sex symbol of her era. Desired by every man, including JFK and Joe Dimaggio.

By today's standards, she's kinda fat. Monroe, Jean Harlow, these women were gorgeous and curvy. Standards are changing, and beauty is more associated with being thin and toned. You end up with the deathly skinny Olsen twins, and Madonna's disgustingly old, yet toned body.

I'll personally take a small tummy if I'm gettin' ass and titties along with it. I'm a firm believer in the Sir Mix-a-Lot philosophy (Well Cosmo says you're fat, well I ain't down with that), but I know plenty of people that are into this new age of skinny women. Yeah, Mongo. I'm looking at you.

[Spanky]

According to this philosophy, Face is most gorgeous woman to walk the earth.

[Face]

Marilyn Monroe was never fat, that's propaganda from the fat bitches that want us to think they're hot

[Poop Sailboat]

I like my women like I like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the end.

[Face]

Marilyn Monroe was never fat, that's propaganda from the fat bitches that want us to think they're hot
according to the IMDB, which as we know is NEVER wrong
Her classic shape, according to her dressmaker, is actually measured at 37-23-36.
take THAT, fat bitches!

[Le Goat]

I like my women like I like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the end.


Thanks Rodney

[dick_darlington]

damn, that's a small waist!

[The GWD]

http://www.nsma.org.au/pics2003/lara2.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

There's nothing wrong with being thin, I just hate crackwhore thin. That's nasty and unnatural. A thin and toned body is great an all, makes me think of a gymnast or a ballerina, but when they put on an evening dress, it makes me a little sad that they can't fill it all in (and it reminds me of my not feminine enough self). Also, I'm one of those people to do double takes on a woman with curves like an hourglass. If I'm lucky, I'll stare for a minute or half an hour.

[Face]

http://www.nsma.org.au/pics2003/lara2.jpg
KILL IT!! KILL IT!!

[The GWD]

Holocaust victims were ahead of the curve.

http://www.zchor.org/birenbaum/woman.jpg

[Poop Sailboat]

it blows my mind that people can find that shit attractive, and not the holocaust victim. toned girls are ok, but it's not true beauty.

[Poop Sailboat]

*jerks*

[WET HOT MESS]

That's a reallly nice bum.

[Spanky]

i bet she takes messy poops

[The GWD]

My girlfriend's sister's ass is actually somehow a conclave.

Which is really fucking weird, because she's actually kinda chubby. To be chubby and still have lousy curves is the ultimate fail.

[vasili denisov]

I love the reedy figure of an asian girl, that's thin and graceful as a clef, though a mediterranean ass that's thick and round like a roll makes me want to rip, poke, and lick. Choosing between these bodies is like choosing between drowning children.

[Muji]

one day i wake up and all i can think about is women the size of Kobe Tai, about 5'1'' 90 Pounds

then the next day i wake up and i am in love with Kim Cardashians Ass and women with round asses

then the next day i am into girls like the ones in my av, well my old av

then like every other sunday its midgets

wheres that option?

[The GWD]

Damn, I did forget the midget option.

[Menace2Sobriety]

No one finds the Olsen twins attractive. How about you use a better example in your first post, like her:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h168/checkP/jesse-jane.jpg

[AJ]

I definitely think this poll needs a "both" option. I think there's really sexy chicks in both categories.

[Muji]

thin may be in but fats where its at

[Mr. Brown]

Yall know how I like em; thick:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01Ebb335DG92Q/340x.jpg

[Axel]

I'll personally take a small tummy if I'm gettin' ass and titties along with it.I can sign under that.

Coat-hanger style "beauty" model is a product of fashion industry, ran prevalently by homos and pedos. I have no grunge against the first ones, but neither of them can't appreciate a beauty of a ripe woman's body.

[Willam]

Hell, even the three little pigs knew that if you want something to last, you don't build it out of sticks and twigs!

Curves rule!

[The Dude]

both?

[Tar Heel]

No one finds the Olsen twins attractive. How about you use a better example in your first post, like her:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h168/checkP/jesse-jane.jpg

Is that jamie Pressley's naughty little sister?

[Tar Heel]

Standards of Today: Thin, toned women
ADD (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=49), Davio (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=588), Ethix (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=336), Face™©® (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=5), mcnastasty (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=195), Menace2Sobriety (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=877), One Under (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=112), Superhuman (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=115), Will-Kill (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=221)


LOL at picky Face.

[WET HOT MESS]

I don't have the heart to hit a yeller frog.

[feith]

I don't have the heart to hit a yeller frog.

?

[Mr. Brown]

that means we can't see the picture

[ShitBreak]

Where's the "whatever I can fucking get" option?

[6655321]

i like my womens sorta thin with big boobies. i'm not too picky. i definitely don't dig the anorexic look. i can appreciate a women who is skinny from exercising and not starving herself. i really just go with the boobs more often than not.

[mongo]

No one finds the Olsen twins attractive.

i think they're hot as fuck. i hate curves. give me a fucking 95lb bean pole anyday.