I Kissed a girl and I liked it.....then i went to hell

[Menace2Sobriety]

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BLACKLICK, Ohio -- Mixed feelings. That's the best way to describe how people feel about a controversial church sign that was seen in Blacklick this past week.
For 24 hours, the message board outside Havens Corners Church, 6696 Havens Corner Rd., read, "I kissed a girl and I liked it, then I went to Hell."
The message refers to the chart-topping song by pop artist Katy Perry "I Kissed A Girl."
Pastor David Allison said he didn't put up the sign to draw attention to the church.
"We didn't intend to get into all this, but it's become a bigger thing," Allison said.
He was just very concerned about the implications of the song for teenagers and what he called a music video so suggestive it borders on pornography.
"If anyone's seen the video and understands how lewd and suggestive the video is for this song, that is not something young people should go toward," Allison said.
He thought the message would be a loving way to remind teenagers that the Bible denounces homosexuality, NBC 4's Mikaela Hunt reported.
http://www.nbc4i.com/midwest/cmh/news.apx.-content-articles-CMH-2008-09-04-0020.html

[WET HOT MESS]

I guess there's gunna be like 10 people going to heaven.

[Jack Bauer]

hot chicks kissing other hot chicks is encouraged. ugly old dykes should be lined up and shot

[Muji]

what the fuck? this is why i hate religion and dumb ass religious fanatics

and where the hell is blackdick ohio at? i want to go take a shit on that sign

[Menace2Sobriety]

'Finding and feeding God's Sheep'

How appropriate.

[Archangel]

what the fuck? this is why i hate religion and dumb ass religious fanatics


The two are very different things, mate.

Protestantism jumped the shark the day it crossed the pond. What are American Christians, illiterate? Read the fucking Bible. If I'm not very much mistaken, Jesus never told Mary Magdalene that she was going to hell; now that I think about it, He hardly talks about hell at fucking all. The OLD BLOODY TESTAMENT "denounces homosexuality" (well, Paul does, too); the Gospels talk about loving everyone, regardless of their faults. When did people get the idea that you can spread hatred and call yourself a Christian?

You know who's going to hell? Those who abuse the Lord's name to force their cretinous, repressed, and utterly obsolete sexual morals onto people as a way of getting power over them. And I certainly hope that they get fucked up the arse for eternity.

[Mustard]

This is mega-retarded. I guess according to these baffons I'm going to hell, along with every other heterosexual adult male on the face of the Earth.

What a bunch of fucking idiots. Salt of the Earth? More like scum of the Earth.

[Will-Kill]

At least when 2 girls kiss, you never have to worry about a babies.

[Genius]

Homosexuality should have nothing to do with it. The girl should go to hell for making such shitty songs.

[TheImpossibleMan]

The two are very different things, mate.

Protestantism jumped the shark the day it crossed the pond. What are American Christians, illiterate? Read the fucking Bible. If I'm not very much mistaken, Jesus never told Mary Magdalene that she was going to hell; now that I think about it, He hardly talks about hell at fucking all. The OLD BLOODY TESTAMENT "denounces homosexuality" (well, Paul does, too); the Gospels talk about loving everyone, regardless of their faults. When did people get the idea that you can spread hatred and call yourself a Christian?

You know who's going to hell? Those who abuse the Lord's name to force their cretinous, repressed, and utterly obsolete sexual morals onto people as a way of getting power over them. And I certainly hope that they get fucked up the arse for eternity.Please shut the fuck up. Please?

[Oggie]

I want to fuck Katy Perry.

[zeronine]

what the fuck? this is why i hate religion and dumb ass religious fanatics

and where the hell is blackdick ohio at? i want to go take a shit on that sign

It's right outside Columbus. About 15 minutes from here, actually....and I do have to poop....

[Archangel]

Please shut the fuck up. Please?

Um, no.


And fuck off.

[Poop Sailboat]

Homosexuality should have nothing to do with it. The girl should go to hell for making such shitty songs.
the first time i heard that song i felt dumber for hearing it.

[redsox39]

...but then I wanted a blow job...

Oh fuck, I always want one of those... damn wedding ring...

[Claydon]

I am not exactly sure what America is going to do about these fundamentalists. Actually there is nothing we can do really, America rejected the idea of state sponsored religions unlike Europe. Be that as it may, yah, these people are fucking retards and I hope they die a slow death.

[smith42687]

This song is responsible for so many threesomes. Katy Perry is a modern day God.

[Morfin]

This song is responsible for so many threesomes. Katy Perry is a modern day God.

Not if you are Pastor David Allison, then Katy is Satan.

[Archetype]

Satan is a sexy beast.

[Archangel]

I am not exactly sure what America is going to do about these fundamentalists. Actually there is nothing we can do really, America rejected the idea of state sponsored religions unlike Europe. Be that as it may, yah, these people are fucking retards and I hope they die a slow death.

Actually, in the first place, our churches rejected those retards, which led to the settling of America...

[Crack]

Sheesh, I can't believe it got popular at all. It's not like this issue is anything new, the ancients knew what as up back in the day. They even had a WHOLE FUCKING ISLAND (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos_Island) dedicated towards the exploration of girl-on-girl action.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Lesbos_small.jpg

It's even shaped like a fucking FUSION of TWATS!


What? Ameica's got some dinky song making waves? These people need to get their heads out of the sand, and do their own damn homework instead of drifting through the world simply taking everyone's "word for it."

[smith42687]

Sheesh, I can't believe it got popular at all. It's not like this issue is anything new, the ancients knew what as up back in the day. They even had a WHOE FUCKING ISLAND dedicated towards the exploration of girl-on-girl action.

Pics or Links or it didn't happen.

[Crack]

updated post

[Claydon]

Actually, in the first place, our churches rejected those retards, which led to the settling of America...

Yah, and starvation, piss poor economic growth, obscene amounts of war and poverty had NOTHING to do with people leaving Europe and coming to the US in the 18th and 19th centuries.

[Archetype]

Pretty sure all of those happened in NA too.

[Crack]

Even during the depression, it wasn't obscene. Something of 30% was impoverished.

We've never faced the brink of total annihilation. That's as low as it gets...

[horribleperson5]

A-fucking-Men

The two are very different things, mate.

Protestantism jumped the shark the day it crossed the pond. What are American Christians, illiterate? Read the fucking Bible. If I'm not very much mistaken, Jesus never told Mary Magdalene that she was going to hell; now that I think about it, He hardly talks about hell at fucking all. The OLD BLOODY TESTAMENT "denounces homosexuality" (well, Paul does, too); the Gospels talk about loving everyone, regardless of their faults. When did people get the idea that you can spread hatred and call yourself a Christian?

You know who's going to hell? Those who abuse the Lord's name to force their cretinous, repressed, and utterly obsolete sexual morals onto people as a way of getting power over them. And I certainly hope that they get fucked up the arse for eternity.

[Okie Medicvet]

Where's that pic of Face next to the God Hates Fags people?

[JohnQRotten]

The two are very different things, mate.

Protestantism jumped the shark the day it crossed the pond. What are American Christians, illiterate? Read the fucking Bible. If I'm not very much mistaken, Jesus never told Mary Magdalene that she was going to hell; now that I think about it, He hardly talks about hell at fucking all. The OLD BLOODY TESTAMENT "denounces homosexuality" (well, Paul does, too); the Gospels talk about loving everyone, regardless of their faults. When did people get the idea that you can spread hatred and call yourself a Christian?

You know who's going to hell? Those who abuse the Lord's name to force their cretinous, repressed, and utterly obsolete sexual morals onto people as a way of getting power over them. And I certainly hope that they get fucked up the arse for eternity.

I definitely agree that hatemongers claiming to be good Christians is definitely amusing. That's like the Burger King claiming to be a devout Hindu.

[Tar Heel]

Your av is awesome. So much so that I forgot what I was going to post.

[The Batman]

Your av is awesome. So much so that I forgot what I was going to post.

Ha, that happened to me this morning too. It was like, hey dood, check this pic out, and then i forgot what I was gonna write.

[Kilgore]

I know if I did go to church and if I did go to this church, I would leave for another. I'm sure more people will more turned off then turned on by this. Why the Bigotry? Is Jesus loosing popularity that fast that the minister has to rely on shock value?

[OTiS]

I know if I did go to church and if I did go to this church, I would leave for another. I'm sure more people will more turned off then turned on by this. Why the Bigotry? Is Jesus loosing popularity that fast that the minister has to rely on shock value?
Who in Allah's name is Jesus?

[JohnQRotten]

I just don't see how anybody can be against girl on girl action as long as they're both cute.

[riseabove!]

they couldn't fit the last part that said "I should have lost some weight"

[Hobnail_Boot]

I guess there's gunna be like 10 people going to heaven.
No, 144,000. Just ask Sarah Palin.

[Okie Medicvet]

Right, Palin..the woman who believes God wants us in Iraq and we need to pray for that and a new oil pipeline from Alaska. And to ban harry potter.

Two women having sex is sooo much worse. :rolleyes:

[Gary_Busey]

I'm pretty sure she didn't ban Harry Potter books.

[Daydreamer]

Yeah, Lord Vold-errr Cheney wouldn't have let her on the ticket if she had.