View Full Version : Do you stay home when you have a fever?
Claydon
09-05-2008, 12:32 PM
So I got a fever last night about 100.1 and took tylenol and was hoping it would resolve by morning. I woke up this morning at 5am with 102.1 and I knew it was bad because I was having bizarre nightmares. So I decided to stay home from work, now I only call in sick when I have a fever, if I have a cold then I can usually manage.
So...what do you do when you have a fever?
Alcestis
09-05-2008, 12:46 PM
You're well enough to sit up and post this gay poll, go to work.
Mr. Brown
09-05-2008, 12:47 PM
Man up bitch
Aegis
09-05-2008, 12:48 PM
Mommys boy still I see.
Erased
09-05-2008, 12:51 PM
You're well enough to sit up and post this gay poll, go to work.
Pwnt.
momsshizzle
09-05-2008, 12:51 PM
I go to work.
"I don't have time to bleed."
ShitBreak
09-05-2008, 12:51 PM
If I feel like shit, I fucking stay home, as long as I have the time off. I can't function when I'm sick....so it's better for me to stay home anyways, and I get paid either way.
Claydon
09-05-2008, 12:56 PM
Oh yah, I would like to remind you folks that I work in hospitals and in medical offices. They don't like people with sickness to come into those facilities. And no, I dont have sick pay at this time.
Unless I'm puking or dead, I go to work. I save my sick days for when I really need them like Cubs games or Metallica concerts.
ShitBreak
09-05-2008, 12:58 PM
Well then...suck it the fuck up you dickless piece of shit.
Mr. Brown
09-05-2008, 12:59 PM
man you said a fucking fever. I get coughing and shit. So your fucking hot come to me when you got a real illness.
Drink some robitussin and get on with it.
Claydon
09-05-2008, 01:00 PM
if i had a cold i would just put on a mask and go to work.
fevers kick my ass.
Alcestis
09-05-2008, 01:15 PM
Oh yah, I would like to remind you folks that I work in hospitals and in medical offices. They don't like people with sickness to come into those facilities. And no, I dont have sick pay at this time.
Well boy, log-off...take a shower and get your feverish-ass back to bed for rest. Oh, and remember to get plenty of fluids, and avoid porn. Urban legend 101...wacking off to porn with a fever may cause a stroke. ok, maybe not...but it sounds good.
Claydon
09-05-2008, 01:17 PM
Well boy, log-off...take a shower and get your feverish-ass back to bed for rest. Oh, and remember to get plenty of fluids, and avoid porn. Urban legend 101...wacking off to porn with a fever may cause a stroke. ok, maybe not...but it sounds good.
I am in bed...im using my lap top.
Alcestis
09-05-2008, 01:18 PM
I am in bed...im using my lap top.
Internet addict. I'm calling A & E for an INTERVENTION. STAT!
Claydon
09-05-2008, 01:19 PM
Interent addict. I'm calling A & E for an INTERVENTION. STAT!
well, I slept until 10:30 and I wanted to do something, so I have been reading the news and posting.
Ethix
09-05-2008, 07:30 PM
My job's just a crappy part time deal so I can pay for school. If I don't feel good, I just stay home. They don't pay me enough to work while I'm sick.
Archetype
09-05-2008, 07:39 PM
Urban legend 101...wacking off to porn with a fever may cause a stroke.
Singular form?
I refuse to have this "face" option on the new site!
BIG PIZZLE
09-05-2008, 09:11 PM
Work. It's what I do.
it entirely depends on what kind of work I'm doing at the time... if its a driving job, fuck no, last thing I need to do is spend any more time behind the wheel than is absolutely necessary... if its a desk job, yes most of the time
BIG PIZZLE
09-05-2008, 10:11 PM
Dayquill + coffee + nyquil + cognac = how a man deals with a fever.
Jericho
09-05-2008, 10:15 PM
This long without a cowbell joke
chaos2015
09-07-2008, 06:50 AM
robitussin solves everything
Satan
09-09-2008, 12:35 AM
I get paid for my sick days, and if I don't use them they just disappear at the end of the year. So hell yes I call in sick.
VoxAngelikus
09-09-2008, 08:24 AM
You're well enough to sit up and post this gay poll, go to work.
I'm not one to LOL, but this post definitely made me LOL.
Fever? Flu? Illness?
DayQuil if I have to drag my ass to work.
NyQuilz if I have to drag my ass to work but want make it trippy.
dick_darlington
09-09-2008, 10:19 PM
Oh yah, I would like to remind you folks that I work in hospitals and in medical offices. They don't like people with sickness to come into those facilities. And no, I dont have sick pay at this time.
how the hell are you gonna pay for your wedding?!?!?!?! :eek:
Philip Lombard
09-09-2008, 11:43 PM
i haven't been sick in years
Claydon
09-10-2008, 12:21 AM
how the hell are you gonna pay for your wedding?!?!?!?! :eek:
We paid cash for that.
Mustard
09-10-2008, 01:17 AM
When I have a fever, I just get some cowbell... oh yeah, i went there.
Philip Lombard
09-10-2008, 01:20 AM
This long without a cowbell joke
Mustard
09-10-2008, 01:24 AM
oh well excuse me for not paying attentiong.