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Will
08-12-2008, 03:58 PM
So yeah, in a cunning plan to rouse the users of GMF I've changed my name from Will__ to Will.

I'm a Law student, living in a town called Middlesbrough in North-East England (recently voted the worst place in the UK to live by cappuccino drinking, mung bean eating London cunts).

In the spirit of giving, here's a photo of the decidedly mangled and unattractive body of a middle-aged tart from a town near where I live that I got her to send to me after drunkenly getting her number in a club one night, needless to say I didn't go over to her house for coitus, being that I doubt I'll ever be that desperate.

http://img189.imagevenue.com/loc494/th_71143_Image034_123_494lo.jpg (http://img189.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=71143_Image034_123_494lo.jpg)

I listen to mostly British indie, which I guess most of you won't have heard of which I'll post if I don't get beaten to it like I did on the old board.

Mostly I'll be hoping to improve my posting record of 270-odd posts in 3 and a quarter years, which I'm sure will be much to all of your delight.

Limp
08-12-2008, 03:59 PM
You're a total faggot.

That is all.

Sarxos
08-12-2008, 04:02 PM
Teeside sucks.

Will
08-12-2008, 04:10 PM
Teeside sucks.

Legend has it that in the prostitute area of Middlesbrough you can get a blowjob for £5, what a bargain providing you're willing to risk almost certain hepatitis