Alcoholics Anonymous - Minus The Anonymous & The 12 Steps

[UNC]

Group hug or therapy

I am therapist

I forgot a space

[UNC]

Get this party started!

[UNC]

I fully intend on not being able to function tomorrow at work

[UNC]

Drugs, whiskey and porn

Good times.

[UNC]

All youse fuckers are not worthy of the crown

I run this shit and all of youse are lightweightlittle faggots.

cept zaph

[Archetype]

Stole the words right out of my mouth.

[UNC]

I am about -to make what will prolly be my last drink of the night.

Unless this place wakes up

[Archetype]

But it's only 10:30. Shit.

[UNC]

It's 12:30 here and If I amn alone...I am going to friggin bed by the end of conan

[dadaelus]

Young Marcus???

http://i33.tinypic.com/jt9sok.jpg

[UNC]

I never liked beer.

Never.

[Archetype]

It's 12:30 here and If I amn alone...I am going to friggin bed by the end of conan
Conan??? What channel???

[UNC]

NBC.

Local channel here

[dadaelus]

I never liked beer.

Never.


So what did you start with?

[UNC]

I pretty much have been drinking liquor from jump street.

[Archetype]

NBC.

Local channel here
Shit, I got excited about my TV and forgot it's just basic cable.

[dadaelus]

Cool. Some med student is going to get to look at that liver one day. Should be fun.

It's Guinness or whiskey for myself.

[Archetype]

Hwat Hwiskey?

[feith]

lol UNC would start a thread like this.

[Stax]

Had some Sam Adam's Octoberfest, twas nice.

[dadaelus]

I've done me last dram of Tyrconnell...gnight

[UNC]

Let's get it on!

I want some drinking butt buddies!@#$%

[Archangel]

Just a safe few beers for me tonight, maybe a vodka or two.

[UNC]

You are my new bestest buddy.

Just wish I could rep. I hate this shit. I guess I'll just have to post my every thought

Edit : to Hanibal...but Arch is okay too, I guess <3

[UNC]

I am on the Jim Beam. Got a fifth and I will kill it all. Have not drank in 2 weeks so I know I will be tore the fuck up

[Jericho]

Let there be ROCK!

[Archangel]

My mate Patrick is the shit. Upon hearing I was broke, he was here in a flash with much beer.

[Da Raider]

So, I swore off beer 9 days ago. I've stuck to whiskey, red wine and vodka. And a six pack of beer. Oops.

[Archangel]

I think I've quit drinking around 150 times in my life.

[UNC]

I am buzzing in the middle of drink 3.

I need Zach to show up now.

Hip Hip Hooray!@

[UNC]

I think I've quit drinking around 150 times in my life.

I don't tell myself I am quitting forever anymore, I used to. Now I just take small breaks.

[Archangel]

I did swear off vodka for half a year, when I woke up at an army hospital with a BAC of .35...

[UNC]

How long you been married?

Edit : again to Hannibal

[UNC]

Damn. Have you ever posted her pic here?

[Hodge]

For Marcus I will drink a beer.
Wasn't that your original avatar?

[UNC]

For Marcus I will drink a beer.

One beer is gay.

Either commit to getting drunk or eat my ass.

I'd prefer the latter, actually

and my original avatar was Uma Thurman from Kill Bill...or atleast that's the first one I can remember

[Da Raider]

Hodgey, were you Dam?

[Da Raider]

One beer is gay.

Either commit to getting drunk or eat my ass.

I'd prefer the latter, actually

where's TIM when you need him?

[Hodge]

NO. I hate the 'nucks. I was and will shall ever be Hodgey.
I do want to drink at his pub though since I live in his town.

[UNC]

Yeah. Medlar jacked off to it, then I took it back down.

Them crazy horny kids and their penises

[UNC]

Well...you should repost something so that I can get a gander

[Archetype]

Beer!

[UNC]

Liquor!

I win!

[Archetype]

Yes but I'm getting school credit for drinking beer.

[UNC]

I'll give you some credit if you can deep throat all of this

[UNC]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n5/spaceguy_2006/fdgergereg.jpg

Wow!

I'm proud of you. I will not be Jerking off however unless you have a pic of her with a horse. <3

[Hodge]

She is an attractive woman. I will not pleasure myself though.
But I will save it for later enjoyment. Mwa ha ha!

[UNC]

Don't be so sure I didn't

[Hodge]

18 years ago girls were yucky for me.

[UNC]

On Drink 4 and feeling no pain.

I require drinking updates from my NICCAS

[}{arlequin]

polished off remaining half of a red w/ dinner... round 2 coming up

[UNC]

ahhh yeah!

Get the party started

[ShitBreak]

Pre-party time. Coors light goes in mah belly.

[UNC]

I am feeling too good right now.

Imight run down the streets of the ghetto naked later

[Lone Wolf]

I am feeling too good right now.

Imight run down the streets of the ghetto naked later

How many poor folks will be molested before the night is done?

[Archetype]

Pre-party time. Coors light goes in mah belly.
What. The fuck. What is with you Americans and your light beer?

[ShitBreak]

folks? more like animals.

[UNC]

How many poor folks will be molested before the night is done?

Where do you live?

[ShitBreak]

What. The fuck. What is with you Americans and your light beer?

In Oklahoma, Coors Light is considered a pretty big deal.

[Hodge]

What. The fuck. What is with you Americans and your light beer?
No shit. B minuses and C minuses are really F's.

[UNC]

In Oklahoma, Coors Light is considered a pretty big deal.

So is sex with cows

Don't conform

[Lone Wolf]

I'm rocking the Busch Beer and Jim Beam tonight people

[Archetype]

In Oklahoma, Coors Light is considered a pretty big deal.
In Oklahoma, do you also jump off bridges when people tell you to?


You probably should.

[nuclearjew]

In Oklahoma, Coors Light is considered a pretty big deal.
It is the champagne of piss!

[ShitBreak]

Did I mention the person who considers it a big deal is me?

Everyone else around here drinks either Bud Light or Keystone Light.

We're high class.

[Jericho]

I'm rocking the Busch Beer and Jim Beam tonight people
I heart Busch

[Hodge]

Remember that first sip of beer you snuck as a kid. You didn't like it but you drank it anyways because it was beer.
That's what Coors like tastes like.

[Archetype]

Oh Jesus, I just realized how bad of an idea this is, my first brain says drink, then my second brains says, "no no, you don't want to fuck up your life," and then my third brain says "hey brother, this is for a school assignment, drink up!"

[Archetype]

Remember that first sip of beer you snuck as a kid. You didn't like it but you drank it anyways because it was beer.
That's what Coors like tastes like.
My first beer was a whole beer because I was thirsty. It was in fact Coors Light. I thought it was pop at the time.

[UNC]

Remember that first sip of beer you snuck as a kid. You didn't like it but you drank it anyways because it was beer.
That's what Coors like tastes like.

I remember the first time I got drunk on beer. It was with an older guy that lived across the street. I passed out and woke up in a pool of my own vomit.

Years later I saw that dude and it was pretty obvious that he was a homo. Then I knew why I never experienced constipation no matter my diet.

[Hodge]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Desperados.jpg/450px-Desperados.jpg
Ohhhhh yeah.

[ShitBreak]

Coors isn't that fucking bad.

But...because it's one of the best things ever, I'm gonna go drink my beer while taking a shower.

[Jericho]

Coors isn't that fucking bad.

But...because it's one of the best things ever, I'm gonna go drink my beer while taking a shower.
That is a vastly underrated task

[Archetype]

That is a vastly underrated task
Okay, Cool Ethan.

[feith]

how have i missed this thread for so long?

[UNC]

My job is being sexy

[feith]

You have a job?


yes sir i do.

[Hodge]

YeS! We have bitches on the forum now. (I mean "bitches" in the best way possible)

[Jericho]

Okay, Cool Ethan.
Someone's seen Slackers

[Daydreamer]

I remember the first time I got drunk on beer. It was with an older guy that lived across the street. I passed out and woke up in a pool of my own vomit.

Years later I saw that dude and it was pretty obvious that he was a homo. Then I knew why I never experienced constipation no matter my diet.



So your gag reflex kicked in.

[feith]

Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale.


whatchuknow about that?

[UNC]

I know that it goes good with my penis

[feith]

well what doesn't?

[}{arlequin]

i had no idea feith would go for quality beers

[UNC]

well what doesn't?


Scotch

[feith]

its becoming an addiction..
Arrogant Bastard is next.

[feith]

no silllllly!!!

[UNC]

Drinking updates people!

How much?

Of what?

I am well over halfway through with this 5th of JB

[}{arlequin]

started g&t #2

[UNC]

This thread needs some Zaphrodesiac

[feith]

dirty martini at dinner and about to finish off my first dogfish head of the night.

[Hodge]

2 beer, one being tequila beer, whose effects are noticeable.

[IdiotBrain]

So, I woke up at 8pm thursday night, worked from 9pm thursday to 2am friday, drove the 6 hours home [whilst consuming 4 shiner bock and 3 keystones].

I then proceeded to drink 2 more keystones before going and playing 18 holes at 11am. While there i drank... 12-15 miller lights.... they tend to blend together after a point.

I got home at 4pm, slept till about an hour ago [8pm] and now it's time to resume the glorious consumption of alcoholic beverages.

[UNC]

So, I woke up at 8pm thursday night, worked from 9pm thursday to 2am friday, drove the 6 hours home [whilst consuming 4 shiner bock and 3 keystones].

I then proceeded to drink 2 more keystones before going and playing 18 holes at 11am. While there i drank... 12-15 miller lights.... they tend to blend together after a point.

I got home at 4pm, slept till about an hour ago [8pm] and now it's time to resume the glorious consumption of alcoholic beverages.

I don't know who the fuck you are...but this post is promising

[IdiotBrain]

I am all that is man.

It's time for the only man i would be gay for... monsieur Jack Daniels.

Beer bong for the lady?

[UNC]

I love teh Jack.

Teh Jim is more affordable in this economy however.

[}{arlequin]

i dunno the russian fag has promise



NYET!!!

[feith]

pictures UNC?

[UNC]

pictures UNC?

What do you want pics of?

I am a picture giving kinda guy

[IdiotBrain]

I smell a pool hall calling my name.

It's time to go lose terribly and get shit-hammered in the process.

For future reference, I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. I don't go to meetings.

[feith]

what chu drankinggg?

[UNC]

I smell a pool hall calling my name.

It's time to go lose terribly and get shit-hammered in the process.

For future reference, I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. I don't go to meetings.


For future reference : I won't remember you

[ShitBreak]

3rd beer down, and I'm going to the bars.

You kids have fun.

And feith. Please send tit pics to me tonight. You will NOT regret it.

[UNC]

what chu drankinggg?

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081024_3.jpg

[Phil Theehor]

Just poured my first whisky

http://img134.imagevenue.com/loc1016/th_02510_first_122_1016lo.JPG (http://img134.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=02510_first_122_1016lo.JPG)

[Phil Theehor]

This is the whisky collection

http://img203.imagevenue.com/loc520/th_02516_whisky_122_520lo.JPG (http://img203.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=02516_whisky_122_520lo.JPG)

[UNC]

You've got alot of catching up to do

[Phil Theehor]

Just sat down for the day. Wife went to bed. The Departed is on cable. Going to have a couple of these to send me off to dreamland in style.

[UNC]

Just sat down for the day. Wife went to bed. The Departed is on cable. Going to have a couple of these to send me off to dreamland in style.

Might as well go to bed now with that attitude.

wus

[Phil Theehor]

Might as well go to bed now with that attitude.

wus

Fair point. I, like any man, can be talked into anything if you call me a pussy (which, for the record, you did).

I just might hang in for a few.

[UNC]

Aight!@#$

[UNC]

Drink making video anyone?

Music requests?

[Phil Theehor]

How about you make a video of that chick from UNCW diddling herself on the couch while you drink (off camera)?

[Phil Theehor]

That would be a fine drinking video

[UNC]

How about you make a video of that chick from UNCW diddling herself on the couch while you drink (off camera)?

When I can, I will

[Muji]

this is gay

[UNC]

play some duran duran

B6dc09GJDKQ

[Muji]

this is gay

[UNC]

more like mugay

[Muji]

a thread with UNC and OsuMike drinking together, yeah thats not the lamest thing ever on the internet is it?

[UNC]

a thread with UNC and OsuMike drinking together, yeah thats not the lamest thing ever on the internet is it?

If you can find an ultracool/ pimp way to post on an internet forum on a friday night...I suggest you do it now or SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Muji]

FAIL=UNC=FAIL

[UNC]

Muji, embrace the loss. It's all you have left

[Muji]

no

[UNC]

You put up less of a fight than Lance Bass in prison

[Muji]

no.

[UNC]

Goddamn if you aint drinking get the fuck out of this thread.

You are more of a boner killer than my grandma. She did try, god bless her

[Muji]

no

[UNC]

I had none to lose but I just lost some respect for you

[Jericho]

Say what you will about the guy, but UNC videos rarely fail to make me smile.

Play a little Queens of the Stone Age next one

[Muji]

?

[UNC]

Muji loves me...we just bicker so that the sex will be better...kinda like Dr. Cox and his ex-wife

[UNC]

I'm really ashamed of all my drinking buddies here.

one tear.

[Jericho]

I'm drinking...I just don't post about it anymore, cause I got tired of getting crapped on

[}{arlequin]

i'm watching house... and drinking. he makes me happy. a happy drunk

[UNC]

I'm drinking...I just don't post about it anymore, cause I got tired of getting crapped on

Don't let the haters get to you...or just buy a fucking camera and post some shit

[Archetype]

I'm drinking...I just don't post about it anymore, cause I got tired of getting crapped on
But I love you Jericho. Come join us...

[UNC]

I'm making pancakes

[}{arlequin]

i have canadian maple syrup. from canada.

[Archetype]

It is good...what kind, you fraudulent bastard?

[6655321]

i haven't had one drink tonight, but i did have other things to supplement.

[Muji]

semen?

[6655321]

semen?

bingo bango!

[UNC]

Envy me

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081025_1.jpg

[6655321]

the tacos i ate are better than your pancocks.

[Archetype]

the tacos i ate are better than your pancocks.
I guarantee fraud.

[UNC]

Well...a fifth of liquor gone. 4 lovely pancakes ate. I ain't passed out yet...but I have to be at work in less than 6 hours, so I'm about to be gone.

[mongo]

i've had a decent amount to drink. i'm tempted to text marcus.

[Lone Wolf]

Why are those pancakes so tiny?

[Lone Wolf]

I'm still rocking the Busch, but I'm getting a Busch headache while listening to Conway Twitty 'Up comes the bottle, down goes the man' ... mom would be proud

[IdiotBrain]

So!
I'm back. It's not easy to type this in proper grammar... but lets just say i'm a wee bit drunk.

Lots of beer.... [LOTS] 4 shots of yager[sp?] but you drink what the bitches buy you.... two bars, a titty bar and an afterparty.... i love having a fiancee... otherwise god knows i'd have ghonnasyphacrabalitis and cheese by now.

fucking women.

goodnight.

[Archetype]

Huh. That outing failed miserably. I entirely lost my comapdres.

[}{arlequin]

maybe..... you didn't lose them. maybe.... they ditched you?

[6655321]

is he referring to his testicles as compadres?

[IdiotBrain]

MMMMM time to jump back on that drunken horse.

I smell college football, buffalo wings and copious amounts of beer today.

Wait, thats my future I'm smelling.

[UNC]

Let's get the weekend started right.

FAWS7wSdV5Y

I need a drinking companion tonight.

*looks at zaphro*

[Da Raider]

My street has lots of loud annoying kids. Since they'll be ringing the doorbell all night, we're going to head down to the bar and avoid Halloween all together. No candy for you!

[UNC]

I live in the ghetto. If someone has the nerve to come to my door, leaving with their life is the treat.

[Archangel]

In a few hours, I'll be sipping cocktails with the missus and two of the finest Italian chicks to ever set foot in Germany.

Yes.

[UNC]

and it's halloween, so you can tell them you're a pumpkin!

[IdiotBrain]

got my nieces bday party then bar time. woot.

[Archangel]

and it's halloween, so you can tell them you're a pumpkin!

Or, for once, you won't have to explain your face to anybody!

[UNC]

It's my camera!

[UNC]

It's blocks out the handsome

[UNC]

and another one

pltvAxqqI7E

The music is symbolic

[UNC]

Sure Shot

C6RESFiS4ew

The last of my pint.

I'm gonna get a 5th for tonight. Happy Halloween!

[6655321]

why'd you quit buying the half gallon bottle? man up, marcus, alcoholism is totally acceptable in this day and age.

[mxlplkt]

Plus it means your doing your part to "Go Green".

[6655321]

Plus it means your doing your part to "Go Green".

exactly, it's for the greater good.

[mxlplkt]

exactly, it's for the greater good.
Think we can talk the ladies into letting us by a kegerator for the garage with this argument?

[6655321]

Think we can talk the ladies into letting us by a kegerator for the garage with this argument?

easily, at least with my chick, she wants to "save the animals" so i'll use the argument that buying a keg saves no less than 6 polar bears. i'll have my own keg in my bedroom, tonight.

[UNC]

Ready to rock

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081031_1.jpg

[Archetype]

I can never get used to seeing a washer in your pics. Or the wood panelling.

[UNC]

Somehow I'm okay with that

[UNC]

I am gonna get so drunk. Just hit another shot and am chasing with a very strong mixed drink.

[UNC]

Hit me with your best shot

lVzs4EyHx-Q

[Daydreamer]

I can never get used to seeing a washer in your pics. Or the wood panelling.


I'm more disturbed by his hair

[Archetype]

I'm more disturbed by his hair
It's not hair. It's a wig. Like what clown's wear.

[Gary_Busey]

Keeping it classy. Went with the plastic SoCo bottle tonight.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2rrpilf.jpg

[Jericho]

Ooooh, someone's got Arby's coupons

[Gary_Busey]

I keep meaning to use the 5 Arby's Melts for $5 one but I always forget.

[Daydreamer]

I'm more disturbed by his hair

It's not hair. It's a wig. Like what clown's wear.


And I thought his red nose was caused by his drinking.

[Archetype]

And I thought his red nose was caused by his drinking.
That's just a case of the cancers. Like what Rudolph has.

[UNC]

anyone else feeling the love?

[Gary_Busey]

I'm feeling the SoCo.

[UNC]

I have lost track of how much I have drank. I was gonna vid every shot with a soundtrack but my company threw me off my game. My cock is leaking from anticipation of fucking these girls one by one.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You're creepy.

[UNC]

Tell me this girl wasn't ripe for the picking

4CJvNLGbYqA

[Jericho]

I feel like I'm watching a crime

[UNC]

18 jericho, 18.

[Jericho]

It's the braces,man

[Gary_Busey]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2006/11/20/bfkiel20.jpg

[UNC]

lol

she has a tight little body. I mean tight.

[UNC]

d9w3rga2H24

[Jericho]

You never give me a shout out. We've done battle, man. Recognize!

[UNC]

Everything I do(I do it for you)

[UNC]

find the gayest song you can with the word shot in it and I'll make your vid

[BIG PIZZLE]

Tell me this girl wasn't ripe for the picking

4CJvNLGbYqA

Getting underage girls drunk and having sex with them = statutory rape.

[mongo]

Getting underage girls drunk and having sex with them = statutory rape.

or awesome.

i can't decide.

[UNC]

Hey man nice shot

-4kDkIUrsEI

[Gary_Busey]

They're 18.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Then it's the american dream.

[Gary_Busey]

UNC, you are fucking drunk.

[UNC]

Getting underage girls drunk and having sex with them = statutory rape.

Dude...these girls are 18. I would give you their myspace pages if I didn't think you'd fuck me over.

[UNC]

UNC, you are fucking drunk.

That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me all day

[Jericho]

find the gayest song you can with the word shot in it and I'll make your vid
Either I shot the sheriff or Big Shot by billy jericho

[UNC]

Either I shot the sheriff or Big Shot by billy jericho

haha....k.

[UNC]

Big Shot

ZmveL8EiZNY
and for the record....this song ain't gay

[Gary_Busey]

Marcus is way drunker than I am.

[UNC]

Before

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081031_1.jpg

After

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081101.jpg

Not counting the 3 shots I had from the pint and the little vodka I drank with the bitches

[Archetype]

Because no weekend is complete without a Saturday night drink.

[dadaelus]

I'm on the second glass of whiskey...

[Archetype]

3rd mug.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/SN853777.jpg

[dadaelus]

I gotta get a web cam...even if it will ruin the possibility of me holding high office.

[janois]

4 beers plus a shot of the Mark. Arrested Development, season 1 on the tube. This will get interesting.

[Gary_Busey]

4 Southern Dews down.

[dadaelus]

Slowly losing interest in True Blood. I blame the booze. I have a steak grilling though so I predict a McCain style comeback...

[janois]

Slowly losing interest in True Blood. I blame the booze. I have a steak grilling though so I predict a McCain style comeback...
I haven't watched that yet. Is it worth it? Not just for tittys but to keep the interest.

[dadaelus]

Yah, I can recommend it. They have all 8 seasons for download in the file sharing section so you can take it for a spin.

[Jericho]

Yah, I can recommend it. They have all 8 seasons for download in the file sharing section so you can take it for a spin.
...they're in the middle of season 1

[janois]

...they're in the middle of season 1
He probably meant episodes.
Unless he's from the future.

[Face]

I gotta get a web cam...even if it will ruin the possibility of me holding high office.
didn't stop Alderman Gregory J Gerratana

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm supposed to go out, shoot pool and get drunk and I dont want to do either.

[Archetype]

He probably meant episodes.
Unless he's from the future.
What future? We're all goin straight in the shitter.

That is, a shitter filled with wixkey.

[dadaelus]

Irish Whiskey > Scotch

[dadaelus]

didn't stop Alderman Gregory J Gerratana

I googled that name a a bunch of GMF threads pop up.

[Face]

I googled that name a a bunch of GMF threads pop up.
excellent

[janois]

I used to be #1 on google for janois. Not anymore.

[dadaelus]

excellent
Your name comes up as well. Do not let the Republicans use your association to keep you from voting.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I used to be #1 on google for janois. Not anymore.

You've been out janois'd. Weaksauce.

[dadaelus]

The steak is excellent. Lots of blood.

[Gary_Busey]

I ordered wings last night when I was drunk. I had explosive diarrhea this morning.

[janois]

You've been out janois'd. Weaksauce.
I didn't know that there were actually people named Janois. I just made it up using my kids names.

[dadaelus]

sweet. Wings come from a local place or a chain?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I didn't know that there were actually people named Janois. I just made it up using my kids names.

You FAIL.

[Gary_Busey]

sweet. Wings come from a local place or a chain?
East coast chain. Wings Over. They're fucking delicious.

[janois]

You FAIL.
Not really, I'm pretty awesome. It's been proven, maybe not on the google, but that can't be trusted obviously.

[Da Raider]

i was suppossed to go to a Halloween/berfday party tonight, but the wife aint feeling good and I would rather just drink at home anyway...I'll be here. But first gotta run and pick up some good Chinese food.

[dadaelus]

Switching to Guinness. Whiskey sez "Mission Accomplished"

[janois]

Nothing like watching season one of Arrested Development and getting torqued.

[dadaelus]

Love the episode with the Girls With Low Self Esteem video

[Face]

Your name comes up as well. Do not let the Republicans use your association to keep you from voting.
I'm not american

I don't vote anyway

[janois]

Love the episode with the Girls With Low Self Esteem video
I'm starting with the pilot and working my way through.

[dadaelus]

Wife is driving me to the book store. Should be interesting. Hopefully there is a 'poetry slam' that I can mock.

[Archetype]

I'm considering making a drinking video, Indiana Jones just finished.

[dadaelus]

No tits = no interest. Trust me. I'm in marketing.

[mxlplkt]

I'm half drunk & want to go buy two new flat screens. Suggestions?

[janois]

I'm considering making a drinking video, Indiana Jones just finished.
I'd do it if I were you. Of course, if I were you I'd rob a liquor store and kill an immigrant.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Not really, I'm pretty awesome. It's been proven, maybe not on the google, but that can't be trusted obviously.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=trust+me+you+suck&btnG=Search

[Archetype]

No tits = no interest. Trust me. I'm in marketing.
The same people who say that think monkeys can do our job - Don Draper