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janois
11-01-2008, 09:37 PM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=trust+me+you+suck&btnG=Search
Your crack pipe sucks.
mxlplkt
11-01-2008, 09:38 PM
Fuck all of you, I'm gonna go buy some TV's.
Archetype
11-01-2008, 09:40 PM
Fuck all of you, I'm gonna go buy some TV's.
*steal
Da Raider
11-01-2008, 09:47 PM
i have a case of Stella, 4 frozen pint glasses and an upset in the making by Texas Tech. Let's do this.
janois
11-01-2008, 09:53 PM
i have a case of Stella, 4 frozen pint glasses and an upset in the making by Texas Tech. Let's do this.
Holy shit, I forgot about this.
Archetype
11-01-2008, 09:54 PM
I think I need a smoke. Hmm, I don't even know where to go for such a thing.
mongo
11-01-2008, 10:23 PM
i am just warming up. 3 beers down so far.
Archetype
11-01-2008, 10:23 PM
Slut.
dadaelus
11-01-2008, 11:06 PM
back. thank god for flasks. had an irish coffee at the bookstore. Got nasty looks from the patrons that watched me spike it.
Da Raider
11-01-2008, 11:21 PM
sorry guys. I'm only on beer three. Had a couple of violent shits since I finished my chinese dinner. Not sure if that's a coincidence or not.
Da Raider
11-01-2008, 11:36 PM
okay, hitting my stride...
dadaelus
11-01-2008, 11:42 PM
okay, hitting my stride...
On violent shits???
Da Raider
11-01-2008, 11:45 PM
i chugged some pepto bismol then I chugged a Stella Artois.
Da Raider
11-01-2008, 11:46 PM
Jericho!!! what's up brother?!
Titus_Pullo
11-02-2008, 12:13 AM
Don't forget to turn your clocks back an hour. All of you get 60 more minutes of drinkin'.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 12:21 AM
thank god for the extra hour. I've got lots of beer left.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 12:28 AM
Okay. I aint fucking around anymore. Beers are going down in a 5 minute clip.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 12:41 AM
I love beer. Really love it.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 12:48 AM
4th post in a row. Downed beer #9.
dadaelus
11-02-2008, 12:59 AM
Stop me before I kill again!!!
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:00 AM
10
Archetype
11-02-2008, 01:05 AM
Well my whiskey's nearly done.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:29 AM
okay 12er done.
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:29 AM
6 pack done, on to the hard shit.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:32 AM
6 pack done, on to the hard shit.
what kinda liquor you got?
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:35 AM
i got a lot. i'm drinking some fucking austrian vodka.
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:35 AM
vodka>gin>rum>whiskey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tequilla
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:38 AM
vodka>gin>rum>whiskey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tequilla
actually it's like this:
1. Whiskey, Rum, Tequila, Vodka
100. Gin
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:39 AM
actually it's like this:
1. Whiskey, Rum, Tequila, Vodka
100. Gin
huh. fair enough. as long as 2-99 are different kinds of beer.
Jericho
11-02-2008, 01:39 AM
I'm with de missican. gin is ballz
my aunt drinks gin like its water, I tried it once and it is utterly revolting
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:41 AM
my aunt drinks gin like its water, I tried it once and it is utterly revolting
not fattening enough?
not fattening enough?
couldn't tell you, all I know is that it tastes fucking awful
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:43 AM
so my two week experiment w/o beer is turning into a massive failure. I had a case of Stella in my fridge and I could not resist it tonight.
Beer 14.
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:43 AM
couldn't tell you, all I know is that it tastes fucking awful
funny, i think it tastes good, but i hate fast food.
Jericho
11-02-2008, 01:43 AM
Gin tastes like Windex
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:44 AM
i'll drink Gin in a mix drink that calls for it, but I won't touch a gin martini or a G&T.
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:45 AM
i like g'n't, good stuff.
also, i've been drinking dirty martinis every now and then. that shit is growing on me.
funny, i think it tastes good, but i hate fast food.
you think tofu tastes good, your opinion is worthless
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:48 AM
i'll drink Gin before I eat tofu. But there's plenty of crappy fast food too.
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:49 AM
grayhounds are fucking addicting.
or maybe it's the booze that's addicting.
i can't tell.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:51 AM
grayhounds are fucking addicting.
or maybe it's the booze that's addicting.
i can't tell.
i don't like grape fruit juice. But I love screwdrivers and vodka crans go down smooth too.
My buddies have been pushing pomagranite and vodkas on me. Have you had that?
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:56 AM
just opened number 16. Im gonna finish this case before I go to bed.
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:58 AM
i don't like grape fruit juice. But I love screwdrivers and vodka crans go down smooth too.
My buddies have been pushing pomagranite and vodkas on me. Have you had that?
yeah. a bit too sweet for me. if you like screwdrivers you'd probably like it.
Jericho
11-02-2008, 01:00 AM
I prefer a Salty Dog
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:01 AM
the fuck is that?
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:05 AM
grapefruit and g/v
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:06 AM
sounds gross. i'll have to try one.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:07 AM
yeah. a bit too sweet for me. if you like screwdrivers you'd probably like it.
I've had them. They are okay. I prefer my oj.
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:08 AM
as far as i can tell, the best straight mixer to throw in w/ your vodka is ginger ale.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:10 AM
as far as i can tell, the best straight mixer to throw in w/ your vodka is ginger ale.
i don't normally carry that at home, but my buddy does and I was over there yesterday and fuck, you are correct. Like candy.
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:17 AM
my roommate regularly mixes vodka w/ mikes hard cran lemonade. gotta pack a punch.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:18 AM
my roommate regularly mixes vodka w/ mikes hard cran lemonade. gotta pack a punch.
mike's hard lemonade isn't that strong, but when that's the mix, yeah...
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:20 AM
my first year as a junior in college, we got some margarita mix at the liquor store. didn't realize it was the shit w/ booze already in it, so we also mixed in our own tequilla. 4 of those fuckers put me under the table.
Poop Sailboat
11-02-2008, 01:20 AM
i am drunker than charles dickens.
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:21 AM
drunk enough to forget i have a peen?
Poop Sailboat
11-02-2008, 01:22 AM
as long as you have an asshole
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:24 AM
as long as you have an asshole
cowboy, it's your lucky night!
not to mention you've got an extra hour!
Poop Sailboat
11-02-2008, 01:25 AM
score. herpes for everyone!
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:25 AM
no charge!
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:27 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/332cnzc.jpg
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:29 AM
opening 18
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:31 AM
fuck. i struggle to put 24 away in a day, let alone an evening. it's good that raider reminds how awesome his liver is every now and then.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 01:35 AM
fuck. i struggle to put 24 away in a day, let alone an evening. it's good that raider reminds how awesome his liver is every now and then.
I'm still a sixer away. Plus, it's Stella. Not Guiness or some other heavy beer.
mongo
11-02-2008, 01:36 AM
I'm still a sixer away. Plus, it's Stella. Not Guiness or some other heavy beer.
still. i'd struggle w/ a 24 of coors light.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 02:02 AM
slowing down...beer 20.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 02:16 AM
opening beer 22. not gonna lie, getting wasted over here.
mongo
11-02-2008, 02:18 AM
i'm w/ ya. wasted and slowing way the fuck down.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 02:26 AM
okay. 2 more beers to go.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 02:50 AM
last beer in the case. No more Stella.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 02:54 AM
fin.
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 03:04 AM
that's a shame
por que?
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 03:06 AM
honesty is the best policy.
Claydon
11-02-2008, 03:06 AM
jesus, doesn"t anyone drink scotch?
Da Raider
11-02-2008, 03:13 AM
jesus, doesn"t anyone drink scotch?
I drink bourbon. Not Scotch.
Archetype
11-02-2008, 05:16 AM
I am a drunken souse and I Kannot spell.
I am 6 shots in
Care to join me,anyone?
Proof Positive
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CYW7bNxfRJE
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To Pill, or not to Pill...
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081106_8.jpg
White.Rabbit
11-06-2008, 12:50 PM
ahhh marcus. only you man..only you.
It's 2 o'clock and I am wasted.
About to go get some pills/cigs/beam
Jericho
11-06-2008, 12:52 PM
Marcus sings George Michael. That's goddamned family fun right there
White.Rabbit
11-06-2008, 12:53 PM
hm. My webcam records shit too. Maybe I'll make a video tonight. SHOUT OUTS. only the cool people do it.
Tara...please tell everyone here that I never tried to solicite sex from you.
moe_blunts
11-06-2008, 12:56 PM
I dont know why I just watched all of those videos, but I did.
I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno
White.Rabbit
11-06-2008, 12:58 PM
I don't think you did Marcus. But my mind tends to blank out most of the tramatic events that happen to me.
Me doing you would be more orgasmic than tramatic
White.Rabbit
11-06-2008, 01:00 PM
maybe for you. I'd just be laying there passed out like all of the others.
Kilgore
11-06-2008, 01:02 PM
4 shots alone is fine, 8 is pathetic.
Tar Heel
11-06-2008, 01:29 PM
I have never sat at home and drank all by myself. In fact, I don't think I hae ever drank by myself. I may have been with a group of friends and been the only one drinking, or stayed up later than all my friends while still drinking. But I have never just sat at home and drank all by myself. That's what pot is for.
White.Rabbit
11-06-2008, 01:30 PM
yeah. pot is for alone time.
I have never done 2 chicks at one time....doesn't mean there's anything wrong with it
hatepoppy
11-06-2008, 01:33 PM
I have never done 2 chicks at one time....doesn't mean there's anything wrong with it
haaaah, sux 2 b u.
Yeah...I'm sure you and everyone else has
hatepoppy
11-06-2008, 01:37 PM
Yeah...I'm sure you and everyone else has
what can i say, ive got a cool chick.
White.Rabbit
11-06-2008, 01:47 PM
I've always wanted to do a girl and a guy at the same time. But I'm a jealous cunt and if she touched my boyfriends dick I would rip her clit off and make her eat it.
hatepoppy
11-06-2008, 01:49 PM
I've always wanted to do a girl and a guy at the same time. But I'm a jealous cunt and if she touched my boyfriends dick I would rip her clit off and make her eat it.which sounds pretty hot in its own right.
White.Rabbit
11-06-2008, 01:50 PM
no thanks. This summer I was "the other chick". (only I didn't even know it until recently)
hatepoppy
11-06-2008, 01:56 PM
no thanks. This summer I was "the other chick". (only I didn't even know it until recently)
its easier when youre older.
after a short while of living w someone, everyone wants some strange. youll cave.
White.Rabbit
11-06-2008, 01:56 PM
I always want some strange. That's why I show my tits and ass to people on the internet. duh.
Tar Heel
11-06-2008, 01:58 PM
I have been faithful to my wife since we got married a year and a half ago. It's been hard, and I have been tested and tempted on numerous occasions. Getting married is kind of like quitting cigarettes for a sex fiend like myself. That's why I ask for ass and titties on the internet. duh.
hatepoppy
11-06-2008, 02:07 PM
I have been faithful to my wife since we got married a year and a half ago. It's been hard, and I have been tested and tempted on numerous occasions. Getting married is kind of like quitting cigarettes for a sex fiend like myself. That's why I ask for ass and titties on the internet. duh.
first 3way i had was w some broad i knew from hs that i convinced to show me her boobies on aim.
everyone just has to know whats up goin into it.
moe_blunts
11-07-2008, 07:09 PM
I just took 2 shots of Johnnie Walker Red Label. LOOK AT ME!!!
Da Raider
11-08-2008, 01:39 AM
here's a short story turned long. We went to dinner tonight at a rib joint but ate at the bar. Only ones eating in the bar. BS'd with the bartender. She started making the drinks doubles and charged for singles. Then she closed out the tab and started pouring free drinks for the rest of the night. I got there at 6pm, drank regular price until 7pm, drank half price until 9pm and drink free until 11pm. I'm mfucking wasted.
taters
11-08-2008, 02:29 AM
I miss the days (again) of eastern WA where I would get hammered and there would be few consequences. Everywhere walkable. Now I am confined to my suburban home, again. I should be out socializing, but so much work that needs to be done.
I also miss the ignorant, stupidity hate and violence of my home state and its unmatchable food in comparison to the rest of the nation. I may have been a native Texan, but my soul is Northwestern, and yet it craves food from my original native home and beer from my current home.
I AM somewhat discombobulated!
Cornelius
11-08-2008, 04:01 AM
I miss the days (again) of eastern WA where I would get hammered and there would be few consequences. Everywhere walkable. Now I am confined to my suburban home, again. I should be out socializing, but so much work that needs to be done.
I also miss the ignorant, stupidity hate and violence of my home state and its unmatchable food in comparison to the rest of the nation. I may have been a native Texan, but my soul is Northwestern, and yet it craves food from my original native home and beer from my current home.
I AM somewhat discombobulated!
Fuck Tater sounds like you might have been in Pullman. Did you go to WSU?
slore
11-08-2008, 04:01 AM
I've always wanted to do a girl and a guy at the same time. But I'm a jealous cunt and if she touched my boyfriends dick I would rip her clit off and make her eat it.
So your pseudonym is AJ?
kid_vidrio
11-08-2008, 09:21 AM
A) Vodka mixes fine with soda
B) Never move from vodka to gin, except in cases of extreme desperation of if you are using both to power your vehicle
C) Why mix it at all. Just drink it down and reap the benefits
I will be back around 7...I would appreciate a friendly admin to change the thread title to something like : Free tits inside, or just Drinking thread or something a bit less queer.
...or I can just make a new thread...
ShitBreak
11-19-2008, 12:44 PM
I'm playing GMF Poker tonight, and I'm working with my dad tomorrow.
...aka, I'm drinking too.
mongo
11-19-2008, 01:05 PM
is your dad fat too?
ShitBreak
11-19-2008, 01:07 PM
My dad? No, not really. He's got a belly, but the rest of him is skinny. He probably weighs as much as I do....
...but he's 6'4''
mongo
11-19-2008, 01:09 PM
My dad? No, not really. He's got a belly, but the rest of him is skinny. He probably weighs as much as I do....
...but he's 6'4''
pics? i want to see ol' man osu.
ShitBreak
11-19-2008, 01:13 PM
I don't got no pics of my pops. But I'm a spitting image of him feature wise.
I got my fattness and my shortness from my mom.
Banon
11-19-2008, 01:17 PM
So your mom's a fatty?
Akira
11-19-2008, 01:19 PM
I think these drinking threads and videos have been funny.
IdiotBrain
11-19-2008, 01:21 PM
riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
ShitBreak
11-19-2008, 01:21 PM
So your mom's a fatty?
She's like 5'4 and weighs more than I do.
Jericho
11-19-2008, 01:33 PM
That down home cookin,man.
Banon
11-19-2008, 01:33 PM
we should have a post your mom pic thread
Jericho
11-19-2008, 01:34 PM
Jesus. Let's not and say we did
Banon
11-19-2008, 01:34 PM
your mom that ugly huh?
Jericho
11-19-2008, 01:38 PM
Why is everything about fat or ugly with you? Are you really that insecure?
Gary_Busey
11-19-2008, 01:39 PM
And even if your mom was hot, why would you want to show everyone that you think your mom is hot? Incestuous much?
Banon
11-19-2008, 01:41 PM
Alright I get it, all ya'lls moms are fat and ugly.
ShitBreak
11-19-2008, 01:44 PM
The more Banon talks, the more I don't believe a damn thing he says.
Banon
11-19-2008, 02:02 PM
what is it you don't believe?
resolva
11-19-2008, 03:48 PM
Drunk! Why in the world would you come on a forum haha?
First shot of the evening for Billy
and 80s love is the musical theme.
AdqN7CvEgIQ
Wow...
Gayest thing on GMF is a helluva accomplishment Marcus.
Congrats.
riseabove!
12-04-2008, 04:27 PM
They play that song at where I work all the time. It makes me want to stock shelves
Wow...
Gayest thing on GMF is a helluva accomplishment Marcus.
Congrats.
I'm gonna break that record alot tonight.
Your vid is next.
Jericho
12-04-2008, 04:35 PM
You will do a shot for me to the tune of Jessie's girl...only you will sing Jerry's girl. Got it?
Shannon!MD!!!
12-04-2008, 04:39 PM
this should be called the "I'm drinking again and/or I am Shannon!, Pay attention to me Thread"
Da Raider
12-04-2008, 04:42 PM
hey Bluegrass girl! How you do?
Shannon! would drink you under the table
she prolly could...she's an alchy
Da Raider
12-04-2008, 04:47 PM
POOP!
Shannon!MD!!!
12-04-2008, 04:48 PM
WELLL I don't drink all that much anymore. I have been busy :( I max out at 2 Woodfords on the rocks.
Youtube is being gay.
Hey Jericho...you gonna take that deal?
WELLL I don't drink all that much anymore. I have been busy :( I max out at 2 Woodfords on the rocks.
I would own you and we both know it.
Shannon!MD!!!
12-04-2008, 04:51 PM
i am not sure that I would ever want to be able to outdrink you.
I think we should prolly have sex and make up
Shannon!MD!!!
12-04-2008, 04:53 PM
i would have to outdrink you for that to happen
Billy
12-04-2008, 04:53 PM
First shot of the evening for Billy
and 80s love is the musical theme.
AdqN7CvEgIQ
I've finally made it to the big time
This shot is for limp...I actually forget to say his name...but he was on my mind
RcuDTB1aU3Y
Shannon!MD!!!
12-04-2008, 04:55 PM
my god he is making videos of himself now???
Gary_Busey
12-04-2008, 04:57 PM
my god he is making videos of himself now???
He's been doing it for awhile now. You're lucky you've only seen these.
Next vid will be for hannibal
Jericho
12-04-2008, 05:18 PM
Youtube is being gay.
Hey Jericho...you gonna take that deal?
post it,and then I shall decide
Billy
12-04-2008, 05:18 PM
Marcus' video to Hannibal Lecter should have been set to Goodbye Horses. Duh. You missed an obvious one there, Marcus
KxCCYBKXn44
Billy
12-04-2008, 05:19 PM
I'm not gonna lie. I just wanna see him dancing with his nuts tucked. I'm also 100% sure that would be the most epic drinking video ever made
post it,and then I shall decide
yeah...we will see how that works out.
Have I ever let you down?
Here ya go Jerry. I haven't worked out in a few months...but I let my tubby ass go crazy
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/th_Capture_20081204_4.jpg (http://s452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/?action=view¤t=Capture_20081204_4.flv)
or
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Kilgore
12-04-2008, 05:47 PM
Marcus your ass is beyond sorry just plain pathetic.
WET HOT MESS
12-04-2008, 05:50 PM
You have to admit, he's got some crazy awesome hair.
fuldstændigamok
12-04-2008, 05:51 PM
Fixt.
Nono, I think that he got it right the first time.
Morfin
12-04-2008, 06:09 PM
Sometimes I feel like Marcus is a personification of the little devil half of the devil/angel pair sitting on your shoulders, as in Animal House, where Larry is faced with the passed out girl and the little devil is saying, "Fuck her. Fuck her brains out."
If I am in anyone, I should be repressed.
In other news...I'm feeling nice
Marcus your ass is beyond sorry just plain pathetic.
Eat my ass fagboy.
Who the fuck are you?
i NEGGED HIM A FEW TIMES.
Closest to a jihad I have gotten in awhile
Solve the rubiks cube in 2:38 and take a shot.
Dana Dane is teh music
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/th_Capture_20081204_8.jpg (http://s452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/?action=view¤t=Capture_20081204_8.flv)
or
2SRn7TFKalE
I must confess.... Marcus entertains the shit out of me.
Drink, fools
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20081206_1.jpg
riseabove!
12-06-2008, 05:51 PM
what're ya drinkin tonight
medlar
12-06-2008, 05:52 PM
I don't think I could keep up. But slainte'.
I'm gonna get my sexy on before too long. It's about that time of the year that I work out.
BIG PIZZLE
12-20-2008, 03:51 PM
Some chick at the grocery store didnt believe my ID belonged to me. She had the manager check it out and made a big deal about it. I'm not sure if it was because I combed my hair or because I look so young and sexy or because I was so hopped up on teh hooch that I couldnt see straight.
Aegis
12-20-2008, 04:08 PM
Well so far today I'm at 1/2 a fifth of Bailys (with coffee this morning) and a 1/2 a fifth of Beefeater.
It's a good day and still young.
BIG PIZZLE
12-20-2008, 11:47 PM
Beer or scotch right now?
Jericho
12-20-2008, 11:49 PM
Beer or scotch right now?
I say beer, Claydon says scotch
BIG PIZZLE
12-20-2008, 11:50 PM
Dude, seriously? Why do you gotta pull the claydon card?
BIG PIZZLE
12-20-2008, 11:51 PM
It's 10:00, cold outside and I have gold label.
Jericho
12-20-2008, 11:51 PM
Dude, seriously? Why do you gotta pull the claydon card?
To make you think long and hard about the choice you're making
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/th_Capture_20081222_4.jpg (http://s452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/?action=view¤t=Capture_20081222_4.flv)
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/th_Capture_20081222_5.jpg (http://s452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/?action=view¤t=Capture_20081222_5.flv)
Goddamn, you guys are fucking losers
Goddamn, you guys are fucking losers
Goddamn, you guys are fucking losers
Phil Theehor
12-27-2008, 08:28 PM
What happened to the wood paneling?
Also, where does one go to buy sleeveless t-shirts in 2008?
Questions, I have many questions.
However, I will say that the Eddie Murphy/Rick James opus was a nice choice.
wood for everyone
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20081227_2.jpg
Phil Theehor
12-27-2008, 08:37 PM
Thanks. All is right with the world again.
BIG PIZZLE
12-30-2008, 12:30 AM
I drank 1/2 a bottle of this.
http://www.awa.dk/whisky/dalwhinnie/dalwhinnie.jpg
And smoke half a pack of this.
http://images.43things.com/entry/33880pw150.jpg
The Dude
01-06-2009, 09:56 PM
nightcap:
http://i42.tinypic.com/2096q0x.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2egh9av.jpg
shitty 2 mp iphone cam...flames were a lot easier to see with the naked eye
Jericho
01-06-2009, 10:04 PM
You into heroin now? The fuck am I looking at here?
BIG PIZZLE
01-06-2009, 10:05 PM
Absinth.
medlar
01-06-2009, 10:05 PM
Where is your sugar and spoon for the absinth?
*Ok I see them.
I've always wanted to try absinthe...
BIG PIZZLE
01-06-2009, 10:07 PM
Feels like codeine and liquor.
The Dude
01-06-2009, 10:08 PM
my roommate was in prague, krakow, and berlin from the 26th until yesterday and brought back what you see there...some good legit shit
bigbowls
01-07-2009, 07:53 PM
Vicodin and Whiskey.....Yum
BIG PIZZLE
01-23-2009, 09:09 PM
I thought Green label was over rated until about my third pull. Now I'm wondering how much it costs.
BIG PIZZLE
01-23-2009, 09:35 PM
I'm drunk.
I have spent 20 bucks on alcohol this year.
BIG PIZZLE
01-23-2009, 10:03 PM
I'm drinking christmas presents.
Drank at work yesterday afternoon and I have a full day of drinking planned today.
Claibo
01-24-2009, 08:37 AM
Drank a 1/2 pint of Beam w/ coke last night... weak I know but my friends birthday party is tonight and we are having a beer pong tourney... so I figured I would take it easy in preparation for the all out blitz tonight. Last time we had a beer pong table shit got ugly in a hurry once we started putting vodka into the cups...
BIG PIZZLE
01-24-2009, 08:00 PM
I <3 scotch.
BIG PIZZLE
01-26-2009, 11:01 PM
God I love scoths.
BIG PIZZLE
01-27-2009, 10:34 PM
God I love scoths.
Hanover Fist
01-29-2009, 06:36 PM
On the menu tonight are 3 brews I haven't tried before, I picked up a 6 of Thunderhead IPA, a 6 of sacred cow IPA, and 4 11oz bottles of Samichlaus (14% ABW)
Samichlaus is supposedly the holy grail of beers and it is only brewed once a year. Quite expensive as one 11 oz bottle is usually more than the price of a fairly expensive 6-pack.
They had a Jeroboam sized bottle at the store for $118, which was just a tad bit much for me, maybe someday but not today.
http://img45.imagevenue.com/loc968/th_81054_gobbledegook000000009_122_968lo.jpg (http://img45.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=81054_gobbledegook000000009_122_968l o.jpg)
Change
01-30-2009, 03:26 AM
I wanted some raspberry or cherry vodka but they didn't have any so i'm trying to finish off my xmas beers and a three pack box of whiskey, bourbon & Scotch.
Mongo!
I R drinkin!@#$%^&
mongo
02-14-2009, 06:17 PM
omg! me 2!
i've had like 6 beers in the last few hours. i'm thinking of hiking down to the liquor store and getting some vodka since they are closed for the next two days. or maybe i'll just stay here and drink more.
Do it!
I'll stay up with you and we can fall into each others arms at nights end!@#$%^AND QKLF
mongo
02-14-2009, 06:19 PM
it's like a 2 mile walk round trip. i think i need a couple more beers before i go.
My computer is exactly 12 steps from my liquor in honor of this thread.
mongo
02-14-2009, 06:21 PM
fuck that. you have kids. you should never have to get up to get booze.
nuclearjew
02-14-2009, 06:22 PM
My computer is exactly 12 steps from my liquor in honor of this thread.
Bullshit, your whole doublewide isn't 12 steps long.
Bullshit, your whole doublewide isn't 12 steps long.
You're lucky I love you or I would probably use this sentence to crush your entire being.
Le Goat
02-14-2009, 06:24 PM
alcohol makes me feel sick.
Jericho
02-14-2009, 06:27 PM
I be drinking and getting ready to watch some rockdumb basketball players do monkey tricks for me
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090214.jpg
mongo
02-14-2009, 06:34 PM
I be drinking and getting ready to watch some rockdumb basketball players do monkey tricks for me
racist!
IdiotBrain
02-14-2009, 09:26 PM
Don't hate on teh blacks... remember it be black histry munf up in dis bitch.
And whatnot.
6655321
03-05-2009, 12:59 PM
stella is on sale at the store by my apartment for $6.99 a sixer. what a deal!
zaphrodesiac
03-06-2009, 09:13 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/25ugvg5.jpg
Jericho
03-06-2009, 09:14 PM
Ohhhhh, it's on,ain't it?
zaphrodesiac
03-06-2009, 09:15 PM
considering my morning and most of the afternoon consisted of stomach wrenching dry heaves, its not on. I bought a sixer of guinness and finally kept some ribs down.
Jericho
03-06-2009, 09:17 PM
:(
Feel better, Snackers. Switch between Crown and beers once in a while
zaphrodesiac
03-06-2009, 09:19 PM
I got to crown store late last night and it was closed. Had to settle for a half gallon of Seagrams elsewhere and boy was that a mistake.
hatepoppy
03-06-2009, 09:21 PM
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temporary wardrobe adjustment
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is dun been on, son. we drinkin here or in OT?
hatepoppy
03-06-2009, 09:31 PM
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Jericho
03-06-2009, 09:36 PM
Make a vid doing the Carlton dance!
BIG PIZZLE
03-06-2009, 09:37 PM
First beer. Sam Addams.
hatepoppy
03-06-2009, 09:42 PM
Make a vid doing the Carlton dance!
fuck me man i din even see this and i just made oen to kriss kross.
Shannon!MD!!!
03-06-2009, 09:42 PM
what the hell, i will drink a margarita
hatepoppy
03-06-2009, 09:43 PM
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BIG PIZZLE
03-06-2009, 09:43 PM
Let's get mardi gras in this bitch.
hatepoppy
03-06-2009, 09:43 PM
mothafuckka poppys a partystarta
Poppy has the pinkest nipples I've ever seen.
Archetype
03-06-2009, 09:47 PM
I can't believe I just read poppy's post in Off-Topic and went, Oh, that's where everyone is. I've lost my goddamn mind.
hatepoppy
03-06-2009, 09:49 PM
I can't believe I just read poppy's post in Off-Topic and went, Oh, that's where everyone is. I've lost my goddamn mind.
i fucking demand you explain the meaning of this statement in not-loserfuck-ese.
Archetype
03-06-2009, 09:50 PM
i will button my shits as high as i am. which is rry, lly hah. and the partys in teh driunk thred butchs.
It took this post to get me here.