Alcoholics Anonymous - Minus The Anonymous & The 12 Steps

[UNC]

Me...Gary..GTSCH....AND OTHERS ARE ON AND FEELING THE LOVE.

jOIN IN ON THIS MIDEWEEK LIVER DESTRUCTION

pICS ARE NOT REQUIRED IF YOU ARE UGLY OR RETarted

[UNC]

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[Hobnail_Boot]

Uh, it's Friday night. But I'm still drinking Jim Beam straight from the bottle.

Edit:
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You, too, it seems.

[Face]

fail

[UNC]

I am so fucked up I forgot what day it is....Face can you change the thread titla for me?

[Face]

I am so fucked up I forgot what day it is....Face can you change the thread titla for me?
*grumble*

[Gary_Busey]

Stella here.

[Jericho]

Sigh...love you guys, but I need to go into work tonight to oversee my dipshit stoner employee pressure wash the lot

[UNC]

Sigh...love you guys, but I need to go into work tonight to oversee my dipshit stoner employee pressure wash the lot

Nothing screams anarchy more that going to work with a good buzz.

Never conform to society!@#$%^&

[UNC]

ps....I love Jericho but hate Duke

[Claydon]

hmm unc is drunk.

that is like tara pretending to be a bisexual porn queen.

ie just another day on gmf

[Jericho]

Nothing screams anarchy more that going to work with a good buzz.

Never conform to society!@#$%^&
Oh,I've already got a little buzz. I just ain't getting wrecked

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm in.

[Syndicate]

I'm drinking some beers but I'm also trying to do shit for work, so I'm kinda here.

[UNC]

I love that Rich dude

http://img222.imagevenue.com/loc586/th_72216_Snapshot_20080912_2_122_586lo.jpg (http://img222.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=72216_Snapshot_20080912_2_122_586lo. jpg)

[janois]

I've got some Sam Adams Octoberfest. Gotta drink it slow though. I've already been called in once.

[UNC]

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[UNC]

Where is Gary?

And I would Love to see Zaph in here.

I feel like a postbot tonight

[zaphrodesiac]

Sorry I'm late I had to get supper
http://i33.tinypic.com/25jdyj9.jpg

[UNC]

Now the party is starting

[UNC]

I'll dr4ink a shot for you Hannibal

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://i35.tinypic.com/205qsqw.jpg

[Satan]

I had a couple Sam Smith's, now I'm pounding the MGD.

[UNC]

Miller?

I guess you can stAY

<3

[zaphrodesiac]

Face what are you drinking?

[UNC]

Wesson Canola Oil

[Satan]

Face what are you drinking?wine coolers

[BIG PIZZLE]

Turkey Gravy.

[zaphrodesiac]

Its Friday night. Everybody is supposed to be drinking hard liquor straight until you black out. Its kind of exciting to wake up and put together the night before. Its like an awesome mystery.

[Satan]

Its Friday night. Everybody is supposed to be drinking hard liquor straight until you black out. Its kind of exciting to wake up and put together the night before. Its like an awesome mystery.I may crack open my bottle of captain later.

[White Rhino]

Couple IPAs and I muscle relaxer. Feeling fine. I got the bud if you got a bowl.

[UNC]

These pills are kicking in.

I have to be at work at 8 in the morning but I don't give a fuck

[UNC]

I guess that explains my station in life.

[zaphrodesiac]

I may crack open my bottle of captain later.
You better.

Now that my baja chalupas are history, I'm sipping some premium beer in between shots of delicious tequila. By the time I die, I'm confident there aren't gonna be any organs anybody wants. Maybe my guts will go to some anti-drinking video.
http://i37.tinypic.com/2cpb0x0.jpg

[Hobnail_Boot]

OK, I'm going to unsubscribe from this thread now before I start to hate myself.

[zaphrodesiac]

OK, I'm going to unsubscribe from this thread now before I start to hate myself.
You're a Georgia sports fan, you already hate yourself.

[UNC]

Zac...let's make some shot vids to liven this shit up!

[zaphrodesiac]

ok, BRB BACARDI

[Satan]

I LUV ME SUM ME

[UNC]

All who are inbterested poost videos of shot taking.

Rich...get with the progrm!!@#

[UNC]

VYbdDMnRtLM

[zaphrodesiac]

Look at my penis (http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=vqr7lw&s=4)

[UNC]

Look at my penis (http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=vqr7lw&s=4)


Your pussy ass dranf a chaser

<3

[zaphrodesiac]

When the chase is 10% malt liquor that tastes worse than the Bacardi, it doesn't constitute pussy. Ain't no bitch in me old man.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Something awesome about beer is how cold the next one is.

[UNC]

Now i'M old now?

words hurt, lover

[UNC]

I love this pizz dude

[zaphrodesiac]

I rest my beer on a plastic cup half full of ice. Trick I figured out early keeping my beer cold between innings during softball.

[Satan]

BEER ME

[zaphrodesiac]

Get your own fucking miller

[BIG PIZZLE]

I've only had 3 beers but many bowls.

[UNC]

I plan on another shot her very soon.Who wants to see my pill stash?

[riseabove!]

i would very much like too

[zaphrodesiac]

Look at the dope fiends coming out the woodwork.

[UNC]

Al percocet 512s....already toom a few.

xanex is gone already

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[riseabove!]

I would have done the same shit. Percs < xanax

[BIG PIZZLE]

Al percocet 512s....already toom a few.

xanex is gone already

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Dude, you gon die.

[UNC]

xanex just knocks me on my ass.

Percs keep the party going

[zaphrodesiac]

Fucking dopers!

I just took a couple tokes out the dugout. Weed isn't that doper shit!

You're gonna kill yourself the way you drink taking that shit Marcus.

[UNC]

Dude, you gon die.

We are are going to.

I just don't give a fuck.

[UNC]

I'm 38...that's an old man in Rwanda

[BIG PIZZLE]

Three pills max, at any given time. That's a good rule of thumb.

[UNC]

Three pills max, at any given time. That's a good rule of thumb.

I have taked 6 xanex taday and 2 percs.

[UNC]

and a pint of beam

[riseabove!]

xanex just knocks me on my ass.

Percs keep the party going


Quite the opposite for myself. Percs make me want to sit and do NOTHING. Xanax + 4 beers = party you wont remember.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Dude, you gon die.

[UNC]

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[zaphrodesiac]

Wow, this thread downward spiraled into a ritual suicide.

[riseabove!]

and how!

[UNC]

cinemax after dark is sycuh a tease when you are spoiled on pron

[BIG PIZZLE]

0Hu28hL9w10

[UNC]

I don't do this everyday.

Just twice a month tops

[UNC]

0Hu28hL9w10

That's getting old

Only not really.

[BIG PIZZLE]

It still makes me laugh.

[zaphrodesiac]

I lold

you redneck

[UNC]

It still makes me laugh.

That's not my voice

[UNC]

Have all the alcoholics forsaken me?

[zaphrodesiac]

I'm still here, I'm not going out for another 2 hours so its important I stay alive till then.

[Satan]

beer is done, time for the captain

[BIG PIZZLE]

You guys should find these chips and eat them because they are awesome.

http://www.mannaharvest.net/images/kettle-dill.gif

[UNC]

About time for another shot

[Syndicate]

Fuckers.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Those things are the devil and will make me a fat ass

Yes. But sometimes you got to taste the devil.

[zaphrodesiac]

You guys should find these chips and eat them because they are awesome.

http://www.mannaharvest.net/images/kettle-dill.gif I'll bet you've never come across these then.
http://i33.tinypic.com/2rr9wl3.jpg

[Poop Sailboat]

im at my parents house and all they have is old ass miller lite.

[Satan]

im at my parents house and all they have is old ass miller lite.
Well, they better not have it when you leave.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'll bet you've never come across these then.
http://i33.tinypic.com/2rr9wl3.jpg

Have noit.

[Poop Sailboat]

Well, they better not have it when you leave.
there's really not many to begin with

[BIG PIZZLE]

You and your parents suck.

[Poop Sailboat]

You and your parents suck.
like i come here enough to dictate their alcohol purchases.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Yeah, you go there to FAIL.

[zaphrodesiac]

like i come here enough to dictate their alcohol purchases.
Is mom postmenopausal?

[Poop Sailboat]

Yeah, you go there to FAIL.

yeah, i felt like failing on a friday night so i came to my parents.

[UNC]

Fuckers.

Time to change the tampon yet?

[Poop Sailboat]

Is mom postmenopausal?
probably, shes like 55.

[nuclearjew]

Definition of Friday Night Alcoholism:

nuclearjew shaves his beard off

lolwut?

[nuclearjew]

I'm screwed. All my ID has my beard on it. hahahah

[zaphrodesiac]

Definition of Friday Night Alcoholism:

nuclearjew shaves his beard off

lolwut?

Pics or it didn't happen

[Poop Sailboat]

no jew beard?



*cries*

[Jericho]

Sigh...work beckons....have fun, kids.

[zaphrodesiac]

Sigh...work beckons....have fun, kids.

Try not to sniff any of that gas

[nuclearjew]

Pics or it didn't happen
I'll have some pics with Justin tomorrow. OMFG I look like me from 5 years ago. Flux capacitor = shaving the beard. 88 MILES AN HOUR!!!!

[Syndicate]

The Jew shaved his beard? WTF?

[Poop Sailboat]

I'll have some pics with Justin tomorrow. OMFG I look like me from 5 years ago. Flux capacitor = shaving the beard. 88 MILES AN HOUR!!!!
any fu manchu pics?

[nuclearjew]

SAKE SAKE SAKE

Oh sake, you make me shave things.

[nuclearjew]

any fu manchu pics?
Nope, I just said fuck it and shaved that shit off. All business, no pleasure.

[Syndicate]

I need another beer. This shit is getting serious.

[Poop Sailboat]

Nope, I just said fuck it and shaved that shit off. All business, no pleasure.
but i wanted an updated version of "sad redneck"

[BIG PIZZLE]

yeah, i felt like failing on a friday night so i came to my parents.

Mission accomplished.

[UNC]

I am reALLY FEEELLING SPLENDID

[Poop Sailboat]

Mission accomplished.
apparently i needed a sarcasm tag

[BIG PIZZLE]

More like FAIL tags.

[UNC]

59XJNvk0YmU

[nuclearjew]

It's so smooth. And pale. Guess the beard blocked out teh sunlight.

[Poop Sailboat]

More like FAIL tags.
heyo!!

[UNC]

I need Jesus in my life.


That dude was sexy

[BIG PIZZLE]

Dude, you gon die.

[UNC]

I like fags. They love my cock aqnd i love my cick.\\\we hqv qaloit in connonm

[UNC]

this is the most fucked up hvr evr been posring hrfe

[BIG PIZZLE]

You should probably order a pizza.

[UNC]

I wou;d ratyjher be raping a whore

[UNC]

You should probably order a pizza.

you should probab;y suck a dick

[UNC]

wenddys is open. I mmight nreed to get cddomf grub

[BIG PIZZLE]

You should drive there as fast as you can.

[nuclearjew]

This is way more interesting than UNC's drunken boring adventures:

http://img218.imagevenue.com/loc466/th_80251_P1030507_122_466lo.JPG (http://img218.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=80251_P1030507_122_466lo.JPG) http://img204.imagevenue.com/loc139/th_80260_P1030513_122_139lo.JPG (http://img204.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=80260_P1030513_122_139lo.JPG)

[zaphrodesiac]

OMG! Exclusive Nuke shave pics!

[BIG PIZZLE]

You had a solid beard going on.

[Hodge]

I'm in




jew.

[UNC]

This is way more interesting than UNC's drunken boring adventures:

http://img218.imagevenue.com/loc466/th_80251_P1030507_122_466lo.JPG (http://img218.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=80251_P1030507_122_466lo.JPG) http://img204.imagevenue.com/loc139/th_80260_P1030513_122_139lo.JPG (http://img204.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=80260_P1030513_122_139lo.JPG)

Eat my ass AND JUMP INTOI AN OVEN

[nuclearjew]

You had a solid beard going on.
It was pretty fucking nuts. It was driving me crazy.

[nuclearjew]

Eat my ass AND JUMP INTOI AN OVEN
NO U

[zaphrodesiac]

You're on your own Marcus. I gotta take a shower and go out and try and get laid. Its Friday night, and the second full weekend of class. Influx of pussy.

[UNC]

i'm pretty

fuck you all

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[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

VAGINA

I'm sorry that was inappropriate.

[UNC]

You're on your own Marcus. I gotta take a shower and go out and try and get laid. Its Friday night, and the second full weekend of class. Influx of pussy.


Keep it real man.

Next week we need to pull qn allniter here

[UNC]

VAGINA

I'm sorry that was inappropriate.



Vagina is never innappropriate


Unless you are goat

[UNC]

It seems I run this shit


Lightweights

[Hodge]

WAIT....I'm on my third beer.

[UNC]

AND BEING VERY SILENT

pOST ASIAN HOTNESS FOR MEGAREPN HERE

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm still here bitch.

[UNC]

How much you drank?

[BIG PIZZLE]

2 beers nicka!!

[UNC]

I have never beed thgis drunk ion this firom

[UNC]

I can't type slow and get it right

[Hodge]

yes you can!

[UNC]

I

[UNC]

i TYPED THAT FAST

[UNC]

Where are the naked pics?

[UNC]

where is mongo

that dude understqndfs m3

[nuclearjew]

He's out spreading herpes amongst the incoming freshmen.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Dude, you gon die.

[UNC]

I ghet it

shut the fuck up

[UNC]

marcs lite

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Greeting, I coem in peace.

http://cache.imagefap.com/images/full/41/156/1566918747.jpg

[Genius]

Marcus, you don't look so good.

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Goddamni, I cant find my camera but im drinking white trtash pabst b;ue ribbon.

[Genius]

I'm livin' the High Life.

[nuclearjew]

I'm drinking some Spanish wine out the bottle hobo-style.

[UNC]

I feel right

[Muji]

MARCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UNC]

Wrong thread Muji...unless your mom spiked the koolaid

[Sirlemon]

Shitty friday, started drinking late, bars were packed by the time we all got there. Sober as fuck now.

[Jericho]

Back from work. Just got started. I are late for party.

[UNC]

I feel like shit

Now I gotta go to work. Will be on vacation next week and everyday will be friday

[Muji]

god damn it you didnt die

[zaphrodesiac]

my fucking BRAIN HURTS

[Muji]

drink more till it doesnt?

[zaphrodesiac]

I'm a slave to my own consumption.

I'm gonna fire up some green instead.

[riseabove!]

Good idea. Imma do the same

[Philip Lombard]

sorry i missed the fun here, but i had some good times last night

http://i33.tinypic.com/28akfgo.jpg

[zaphrodesiac]

mmm yuengling

[Philip Lombard]

mmm yuengling

i had never had the black and tan before. it was very good.

[mongo]

i wish i had bottles and cans to show the good time i had last night. instead i just have a bar tab that could fill up my gas tank twice.

[Jack Bauer]

i've started my first beer of the evening. this is gonna be messy. in the mood to harrass some ladies for dirty texts later

[BIG PIZZLE]

I have to go to work.

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

i've started my first beer of the evening. this is gonna be messy. in the mood to harrass some ladies for dirty texts later


Will you share their numbers with me? Id love to sext random women i do not know.

Just got off work and need to run to the beer store before too long.

[UNC]

daliY09XPJY

I'm an idiot.

[UNC]

Anyone wanna see my peen?

[medlar]

I haven't had breakfast yet.

[UNC]

I just got a call from this sexy 22 year ols UNCW student and she's coming to see me today. I had planned to waste the day drinking here....still might...but maybe with some booty thrown into the mix!

[ShitBreak]

Wow...22? She's too old for you, Marcus.

[UNC]

I've known her since she was 14.

4oMkuCxT_JA

[medlar]

how do you do this. You've got the bints at your beck and call.

[ShitBreak]

Please inform me if any of these videos actually relate to me in anyway.

For instance, if at some point you say "Mike...you are a sexy beast, and this drink's for you."

[UNC]

It's on like Donkey Kong

http://img143.imagevenue.com/loc670/th_61543_Snapshot_20080917_2_122_670lo.jpg (http://img143.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61543_Snapshot_20080917_2_122_670lo. jpg)

[feith]

I almost called out of work today so i could be a bum and perhaps day drink..
but i chickened out and here i sit slowly wasting away.
i'm jealous.

[Tar Heel]

Marcus... Do you have any furniture that isn't 30 years old?

[UNC]

It's not too late

[medlar]

It's on like Donkey Kong

http://img143.imagevenue.com/loc670/th_61543_Snapshot_20080917_2_122_670lo.jpg (http://img143.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61543_Snapshot_20080917_2_122_670lo. jpg)

yeah well..rub it in and..

go at it.

I hate my day already.

[UNC]

Marcus... Do you have any furniture that isn't 30 years old?

Older furniture adds character.

[Tar Heel]

I almost called out of work today so i could be a bum and perhaps day drink..
but i chickened out and here i sit slowly wasting away.
i'm jealous.

I am kinda sick today. I think it's a cold, but I guess it could be allergies. I never get allergies, but I just heard on the news this morning that fall allergies are in full effect. Either way I feel like shit and can't stop blowing my nose. Damn I wish I had some of that liquor that marcus is cold chillin with.

[Tar Heel]

Older furniture adds character.

...and that character is...

Grampa.

[UNC]

...and that character is...

Grampa.

Actually...I'm poor.

[Tar Heel]

Move to the triangle. We are flourishing here. I actually go home and roll around in a this room that I have filled with money. Then I take massive shits and wipe my ass with $1 bills.

Just kidding. I'm always broke at the end of every 2 week pay period... no matter how much I make. I am so awful at managing my money that I could make $50k more a year and still be broke every 2 weeks before I get paid.

[Stax]

Marcus is like Tucker Max, only not a made-up, wannabe cool guy.

[UNC]

I hate people who can manage money.

Hate. Them.

[Stax]

I hate people who can manage money.

Hate. Them.

You must be pretty good at it, I've never heard of your working but you get drinks, women, and have a living-space of some kind.

[feith]

Just kidding. I'm always broke at the end of every 2 week pay period... no matter how much I make. I am so awful at managing my money that I could make $50k more a year and still be broke every 2 weeks before I get paid.


we're in the same boat.

[UNC]

-ZvufrrF2HA

[bk3030]

Thank you UNC, for you have inspired me to nix the coffee and go for the Canadian Club and ginger ale before 10 a.m.

[UNC]

Yay

Who are you?

[bk3030]

Doesn't fuckin' matter.

[UNC]

I was thinking the same thing

[bk3030]

Well then that makes two of us.

[Tar Heel]

we're in the same boat.

If we were in the same boat, you'd be naked right now.

[}{arlequin]

Just kidding. I'm always broke at the end of every 2 week pay period... no matter how much I make. I am so awful at managing my money that I could make $50k more a year and still be broke every 2 weeks before I get paid.
haha i somehow feel the same way. no matter how much i'm making, i always feel like i could use more

[UNC]

Girl here. We just chilling for now...on drink 2

[UNC]

8acAswm8WSg

[UNC]

No one is going to comment on the do-ability of this girl. It would make her feel pretty.

[zillionaire]

How bout you pay attention to her and not to the interwebz? I bet that would make her feel prettier.

And yes, she is hot.

[ShitBreak]

I'd probably put in her butt.

[UNC]

Fuck that. She's on her laptop too. She's in school and always on that thing. She just decided to come see me and study here...later tonight will be the time to put the interwebz on hold

[zillionaire]

Quick! Get her to make an account and post an intro!

[UNC]

Quick! Get her to make an account and post an intro!


Don't think so. I tried before...she thinks forums are dumb.

I really can't argue with her logic on this.

[ShitBreak]

Drinking this early would put my dick on snooze mode at night. I'd be way to drunk.

But yeah...nice work Marcus. Tell her I say hello and very nice.

[UNC]

Yeah...I might have to ease off on the drinking.

Or say fuck it and just roll the erection dice.

[zillionaire]

Don't think so. I tried before...she thinks forums are dumb.

I really can't argue with her logic on this.


True dat. My next post was going to be "Girl...DON'T DO IT!!!"

[Tar Heel]

You should really already be tapping that before she sobers up and realizes what she's done.

[UNC]

It's not like I am discovering shit here. I have known this girl for years and she's gonna be here all day...and maybe all night. Hell...she just spent the night with me Sunday. This girl is all about the mood. She's very into her work right now...but later she will be looking for fun and sexual activity.

[Datači]

She looks sweet. How many children could she give birth to?

[UNC]

She's on the pill and very career oriented.

[Datači]

I bet she would be hot when pregnant.

[Datači]

*Hotter.

[UNC]

As long as it ain't mine

[medlar]

No one is going to comment on the do-ability of this girl. It would make her feel pretty.


Is she still there?


She's all that.

Why are you here in the forums if this is the case. Entertain your guest.

[UNC]

Is she still there?


She's all that.

Why are you here in the forums if this is the case. Entertain your guest.


Haha. It's not like that. Once again, I have known this girl forever and she comes to see me all the time and I go see here alot too. We have no bullshit expectations of one another.

[medlar]

Haha. It's not like that. Once again, I have known this girl forever and she comes to see me all the time and I go see here alot too. We have no bullshit expectations of one another.

I find in this case for myself, the sexual tension I exude makes me put unrealisitic expectaions on the other person.

[zillionaire]

Medlar, my man, you really need to find a hot older woman to wreck you. Surely there's a bored housewife or two in your neighborhood.

[medlar]

Medlar, my man, you really need to find a hot older woman to wreck you. Surely there's a bored housewife or two in your neighborhood.


If there are and there is, and I know where exactly they live, we have to work around my school schedule.

[UNC]

I'd make school work around my fucking schedule

[zillionaire]

You'd make a great dirty little secret.

[ShitBreak]

I don't have a school schedule...OR a fucking schedule.

I r sad.

[UNC]

She's going to see her parents for a bit...they live here. I am going to get some lunch.

[UNC]

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[medlar]

Colonel Colon Blow.

[mongo]

8acAswm8WSg

that chick is busted.

[Tar Heel]

She has jew hair.

[mongo]

based on her actions, i bet she's classy as hell.

[Gary_Busey]

Mongo only fucks the classiest of herpes infected vagina.

[mongo]

*and butthole.

[UNC]

Don't hate

[Rumpleforeskin]

Let's see, drinking cheap booze all day while eating a bucket of chicken and posting on the internet. If you can get laid on top of that, you will seriously be my fucking hero.

[Tar Heel]

UNC is like the Jeffrey Dahmer of role models.

[NOTKyle]

This thread is crazier than Crack.

[UNC]

Girl is gone now. She has clinicals at 5:30 in the morning. I stopped drinking after lunch. I'll bring my A-game tomorrow.

...that is if these bitches can leave me alone.

[Claydon]

-ZvufrrF2HA

For some reason I think this is kind of cool.

[Claydon]

daliY09XPJY

I'm an idiot.

this however.......



http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/picard-headesk.jpg

[The GWD]

Because it totally is.

[Jericho]

I fucking love marcus

[Claydon]

I fucking love marcus

he is good for the lulz