View Full Version : Define "Irony": Cobain's daughter throws suicide themed party
Ever wonder why retarded people have retarded children? Or why Chinese people have Chinese children?
It's hard to believe, but Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Courtney Love and the late Kurt Cobain is old enough to have had her Sweet Sixteen birthday party. Frances was only a toddler in 1994 when Cobain was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound, which makes her "My Suicidal Sixteen" party theme (http://www.celebitchy.com/14156/frances_bean_cobain_has_suicide-themed_birthday_party_with_graveyard_cake/) all the more disturbing.
Frances' soiree, marking the "death of childhood," was held at the House of Blues in Los Angeles. Frances asked her guests to wear black or red and to participate in a "Who Looks the Most Dead" contest (prizes: "IPOD TOUCH and a $200 gift certificate to amoeba"). Guests were also warned that, due to House of Blues rules, bags would be searched at the door ("so don't be stupid and try to bring shit it do it b4 you get into the party if you have to and try to be stealth!"). Apparently, Frances can plan a party but cannot spell check her email invitation.
The party reportedly cost mom Courtney Love a whopping $323,000. Love arrived for the soiree in the dress Angelica Houston wore in the movie "The Addams Family." Ooooh classy.
Looking at her family tree, it's pretty amazing that France Bean has never made the news for drug abuse or mental health issues, so I'll give her a pass on hosting such a tacky themed party. Growing up with Courtney Love as a mom, a woman with a long history of drug abuse, it's not likely that Frances could count on her to step in and tell her what is inappropriate and what is acceptable.
Hopefully the Suicidal Sixteen party was just a dark humor joke and not a sign of what is to come for Frances Bean.
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.parentdish.com/media/2008/09/frances-bean-cobain-suicide.png
http://www.parentdish.com/2008/09/15/kurt-cobains-daughter-hosts-party-with-a-suicide-theme/?icid=200100397x1209255328x1200580277
Wow. Can't say I'm surprised, though. Her parents are/were real winners.
WOW! That chick is UGLY AS FUCK! She shoulda saved the money from that party and got some face work done.
Fletch
09-16-2008, 06:22 PM
Frances Bean? I'd kill myself with that kind of name. She'll do it for real before too long.
Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 06:25 PM
wow, she looks like if kurt decided to become a doll tranny.
Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 06:26 PM
and two, what's so retarded about kurt?
Kerjack
09-16-2008, 06:27 PM
He married Courtney Love
I'm not sure, but that doesn't seem too normal to me. Hence: retarded.
Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 06:29 PM
I'm not sure, but that doesn't seem too normal to me. Hence: retarded.
blame the drugs, man
Kerjack
09-16-2008, 06:29 PM
Also I blame him for screwing up an old grade school friend of mine. Was so full of life and now all he plays is ultra depressing alternitive music.
and two, what's so retarded about kurt?
1) He put a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. 2) Have you read most of his lyrics? 3) He not only married, but had sex with Courtney Love.
Yeah, most of his music sucks too, so that can add to the retardedness.
Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 06:31 PM
1) He put a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. 2) Have you read most of his lyrics? 3) He not only married, but had sex with Courtney Love.
so then pulling the trigger wouldn't be retarded in your opinion.
Mustard
09-16-2008, 06:31 PM
After having sex with Courtney Love, I think he got off easy by taking a shotgun blast to the face.
chipsahoy
09-16-2008, 06:32 PM
Not only had sex with but had a child with Courtney
I just said it was.
Suicide is the chicken shit way out
so then pulling the trigger wouldn't be retarded in your opinion.
Craig, that made no god damn sense.
Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 06:33 PM
I just said it was.
Suicide is the chicken shit way out
easy for you to say.
Not only had sex with but had a child with Courtney
You're fucking annoying. All you do is go around to different threads and say shit people have already fucking said. Just shut the fuck up you god damn retard.
Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 06:33 PM
Craig, that made no god damn sense.
according to his other two options, suicide would have been a good thing.
ShitBreak
09-16-2008, 06:33 PM
I've grown to ignore idiots who still think Cobain was uber-talented. It's been hard...but I think I'm there.
easy for you to say.
Sorry, I have no sympathy for people who just kill themselves. It's selfish and cowardly.
Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 06:34 PM
I've grown to ignore idiots who still think Cobain was uber-talented. It's been hard...but I think I'm there.
Metallica thread ---------------------------------> thataway!
ShitBreak
09-16-2008, 06:35 PM
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Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 06:35 PM
Sorry, I have no sympathy for people who just kill themselves. It's selfish and cowardly.
it all depends on the situation. oh, i wrecked daddy's new bentley? cowardly. but i'm sure kurt wasn't exactly in his right mind when he did it.
Cobain wishes he was half as talented as anyone in Metallica. Lars' cock has more talent.
He wrote a catchy song that caught on, and somehow he's a hero of a generation, and now kids that shop at Hot Topic. MOST OVERRATED BAND EVER
Jack Bauer
09-16-2008, 06:36 PM
Sorry, I have no sympathy for people who just kill themselves. It's selfish and cowardly.
thats the shit i believe
Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 06:37 PM
Cobain wishes he was half as talented as anyone in Metallica. Lars' cock has more talent.
He wrote a catchy song that caught on, and somehow he's a hero of a generation, and now kids that shop at Hot Topic. MOST OVERRATED BAND EVER
Kurt Cobain > Cliff Burton
I WENT THERE!!!!
Ever wonder why retarded parents have retarded children?
Who in the fuck is this chipsahoy douche bag?
Kerjack
09-16-2008, 06:40 PM
thats the shit i believe
That is why I advocate for going on a killing rampage of people that think its a pussy move before you do it.
Kurt Cobain > Cliff Burton
I WENT THERE!!!!
Had to neg you on that one bro, sorry. If I wanna see this type of retardedness I'll read a Claydon post.
chipsahoy
09-16-2008, 06:42 PM
Who in the fuck is this chipsahoy douche bag?
Oh my you called me a douche bag. I feel special.
Jack Bauer
09-16-2008, 06:43 PM
killing yourself is the easy way
life is hard thats why you grab it and rape the fuck out of it when it gives you a hard time. if it gives you shit...you tie it down and bleed it out and then eat its heart but all in all its all good
RedBEARD
09-16-2008, 06:48 PM
She might be fug, but she has the eyes of...A mutant.
The GWD
09-16-2008, 06:50 PM
This just seems in bad taste.
Still better than one of those MTV sweet 16's.
White Rhino
09-16-2008, 08:02 PM
I hate the Cobain family with every ounce of my heart. Kurt's bother is a dipshit, Kurt wrote fucking horrible music and his wife is ugly as sin. I am glad that she did us all a favor and fucking shot his stupid talentless ass.
nuclearjew
09-16-2008, 08:28 PM
I've grown to ignore idiots who still think Cobain was uber-talented. It's been hard...but I think I'm there.
You're the same guy who thinks Dookie is one of the greatest rock records of all-time, right?
ShitBreak
09-16-2008, 08:31 PM
Top 50, yes.
Green Day > Nirvana
nuclearjew
09-16-2008, 08:35 PM
Top 50, yes.
Green Day > Nirvana
Complete fail.
The GWD
09-16-2008, 08:36 PM
When Dookie came out, I was living in a city called Longview.
So it was kind of a big deal in my childhood, also.
I don't hate Nirvana though. There seems to be a lot of that in this thread. He is dead, guys. Maybe you could...let it go.
nuclearjew
09-16-2008, 08:44 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/25ywu1j.jpg
Genius
09-16-2008, 08:54 PM
I had no idea that the "I hate Nirvana" bandwagon was so crowded. Must still be a lot of Vixen, Winger, and Slaughter fans out there, upset that their lives crashed down around them.
Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 09:58 PM
I had no idea that the "I hate Nirvana" bandwagon was so crowded. Must still be a lot of Vixen, Winger, and Slaughter fans out there, upset that their lives crashed down around them.
OSUMike WAS excited for the living colour concert....
nuclearjew
09-16-2008, 10:01 PM
"The Cult of Personality" is one of the top 50 rock songs of all-time.
Poop Sailboat
09-16-2008, 10:03 PM
bodyglove outfits are where it's at.
ShitBreak
09-16-2008, 10:11 PM
OSUMike WAS excited for the living colour concert....
Hey fuck you...I got to see Extreme and Night Ranger too!
Ace Rockola
09-16-2008, 10:16 PM
So nobody thought to come dressed as Kurt Cobain? That would've won the "Who Looks the Most Dead" contest for sure.
Superhuman
09-16-2008, 10:16 PM
My eyes!!!!!!!
I had no idea that the "I hate Nirvana" bandwagon was so crowded. Must still be a lot of Vixen, Winger, and Slaughter fans out there, upset that their lives crashed down around them.
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