Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife

[Linkognito]

A blog of a 50 some year old guy looking for a young girl to marry... and you could say he's a bit thorough with who he picks.

Check the 'quick disqualification list'.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF

[}{arlequin]

wow. what a fun guy

[Spanky]

some gems


Hello, thanks for visiting my profile (This Blog), however, so as not to waste your time, if you are not a girl (born female) who wants and is ready to marry a man in his fifties then don't bother reading this profile and move on. I haven't kissed a girl since being divorced over three years ago. I don't engage in sexual activities outside of marriage. I'm Disease free.
please forgive my anger expressed herein and leveled at the hundreds of posers, players and illiterates that IM me pretending to be girls who are seriously interested in me
Quick Disqualification List

Now, if possible, let’s quickly get rid of all you posers, players, illiterates, and girls that are not serious or don’t qualify, which is about 99.9% of you who IM me. If ANY of the following are TRUE of you, then immediately STOP reading and move on to someone else, I simply would not be interested in you, not one bit:



You were born male. It is so disgusting, the number of males that think I should be interested in them because they cross dress or had a gender changing operation. YUK!!!
Though born female, you want to be male.
You think this profile is too long to read. Wait until the next revision. LOL (Laughing Out Loud)
You do not have the comprehension skills necessary to ascertain what this profile instructs you to do if seriously interested in me.
You cannot or will not do as instructed in this profile.
You cuss/swear and/or have a potty mouth.
You are not thin or slim.
You smoke or do drugs.
You drink more than a glass of wine a day or drink any other liquor.
You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk.
You have to go to the bathroom more than once during a four hour date where we first have dinner at a restaurant then see a movie.
Your attitude is not respectful, humble and kind.
You have any communicable diseases.
You are looking for a well to do man who will provide you with a life of little work and lots of leisure and play. I am not looking for a whore, I am not a "Sugar Daddy". All girls seeking a "Sugar Daddy" are whores.
You are a party girl or one that craves attention or has to be the center of attention.
Staying in fashion is important to you.
You are a vegetarian, that is, you do not eat meat or fish.
You have an unhealthy love of animals, you believe they have a soul, you give them equal or more importance than people.
You desire to pursue your own career, even after marriage.

Sorry, but when it comes to turning me on, light chocolate to white skin color is needed. However, there are exceptions for darker skin, but they have to be very beautiful. Do NOT Fall in Love with Me until I say so!

[zillionaire]

I'm a witch whore! Yaaay!

[redsox39]

Holy Shit. Well, there can't be too many of these women...did you read the entire thing? Holy shit.

A PETA pusher, Vegitarian, bondage participant, S&M loving, US born super Model ages 18-29,with 32b-36c tits who only sucks dick because she likes pleasing her man, can walk fast and read a 2 page tirade on women, religion, and sex, understand it, and not be turned off by anythign I say since I will command your 100% obedience...oh, and you can't have ever been a man.

Minus the PETA part, can I get one too?

Sorry Wifey, something better came along...

[zillionaire]

Throw in something about valtrex, and this is totally Mongo in 20 yrs.

[Axel]

OMFG, I so totally fit in!

I've already sent an application form and now... the suspense is killing me!

[dantino]

I like the part where he says that there are many more women around then their are men.

What what what?

[vasili denisov]

So, based on the title of the site, you're looking for a man who'll become a young girl who you can then marry? No?
It is so disgusting, the number of males that think I should be interested in them because they cross dress or had a gender changing operation. YUK!!!
Yeah, why would they possibly get that idea, Captain Horribly Titled Web Site?

[noahsdove]

God and Me

I am a true Christian. I am not religious. True Christianity is not a religion, it is a relationship with the one and only God. Religions are man's attempt to reach God. True Christianity is God reaching down to man. "Man" unless context dictates otherwise, means mankind and is not gender specific. Being one that only wants to believe that which is true, did, from high school till many years after college, investigate these things: 1) Is there a God, does God exist, 2) Did God communicate with us and if so, how did He communicate with us, 3) Is God perfect in His communications with us, 4) What is my responsibility to God.

The material facts and evidences are overwhelming: God does exist. His is alive today and forever. He created us. He inerrantly communicated with us. Our responsibility to Him is real and there are eternal consequences. In my investigations over the years, the one major thing that sets the one and only true God above all the promoted false gods of all other religions is that the one and only true God instructs you to know Him, to investigate Him with no restrictions whatsoever. All leaders of all religions do not want their subjects investigating the veracity of the god they promote. You are simply to believe and trust their promoted god without question and should you dare question their god or the leaders of such god, you are looked down upon. Many religions say, if you want to investigate, only use our preapproved materials, which of course were designed to point to their god. The one and only true God puts no such limitations upon you and is not afraid of you questioning Him. In fact, He prefers that you question Him and His existence, because that means you are a true seeker of God and you will, if you objectively investigate Him, will come to know Him. There are no material facts and evidences against Him. Yes there are manufactured facts and evidences against God, but a true objective investigator will see through them.


Lol fucking douchebag

[Claydon]

I like this guy.

[vasili denisov]

http://i36.tinypic.com/anbvph.jpg Lalalalalalalalalala.

http://i36.tinypic.com/s4cu34.jpg Wow, look at that sky.

http://i36.tinypic.com/anbvph.jpg Hmmmmmmmmm...what?

http://i36.tinypic.com/s4cu34.jpg It's awfully empty. I think they took the stars...and put them in your literate, disease-free, not male-born eyes.

http://i36.tinypic.com/anbvph.jpg Hmmmmmmmmm...what?

http://i36.tinypic.com/s4cu34.jpg I've got a proposal. Let's suppose there's a deli store. It serves hot saussage links. The deli store is in my pants. To get to the deli store, you'll have to overcome a series of obstacles, in order for your non-male born, infrequent bathroom going mouth to taste that saussage. Do you have what it takes, to taste the saussage?

http://i36.tinypic.com/anbvph.jpg Hmmmmmmmmm...what?

http://i36.tinypic.com/s4cu34.jpg Are you able to walk? Can you walk frequently and for long distances? I have a problem with non-walkers. It all stems back to
a childhood incident when my parents were killed by two men, men who remained perfectly immobile. Afterwards, they escaped either
by zeppelin or pogo stick, witnesses gave conflicting stories.

http://i36.tinypic.com/anbvph.jpg Hmmmmmmmmm...what?

http://i36.tinypic.com/s4cu34.jpg If you're a non-walker, I think we have a problem. You will not taste the saussage. You will not enter the deli. I might have to beat you to death with a high quality running shoe. If you're one of these roller derbyers, there'll be a shoeprint on your forehead, your brains on the wall, and a diner's card for Valhalla. This Jordan Olympia will be my excalibur, and your cerebellum will be my Mordred.

http://i36.tinypic.com/anbvph.jpg Hmmmmmmmmm...what?

http://i36.tinypic.com/s4cu34.jpg I'll baptize myself in your non-communicable diseased blood, let out a fearful howl, and the non-walkers of the earth shall behold me with awe, a shoe wielding warrior whose baleful screams shall deafen the cycling and the couched. So. When will you gorge at my meat counter?

http://i36.tinypic.com/anbvph.jpg You could see me, you can't squeeze me.

http://i36.tinypic.com/s4cu34.jpg I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.

http://i36.tinypic.com/anbvph.jpg I got reasons why I tease 'em.

http://i36.tinypic.com/anbvph.jpg http://i36.tinypic.com/s4cu34.jpg FERGALICIOUS!

http://i37.tinypic.com/2mi495f.jpg HEY EVERYONE!

http://i36.tinypic.com/s4cu34.jpg No.

[Poop Sailboat]

vasili never ceases to amaze me.