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Phil Theehor
09-19-2008, 12:09 PM
Just to start this, I'll go with...
A retard raping a goat
Candide's Son
09-19-2008, 12:15 PM
George W talk with a mouthful of peanut butter, stuck to the roof of his mouth.
Tar Heel
09-19-2008, 12:51 PM
Summer, Shannon, CC, and Feith naked rubbing oil on each other and taking turns with the strap-on.
In addition to watching, I would also be filming...
..and furiously masturbating simultaniously.
Candide's Son
09-19-2008, 12:56 PM
a monkey run on a treadmill in a space suit.
redsox39
09-19-2008, 01:13 PM
Tar Heel NOT ask for a tit pic from a new girl.
(You know someone else will anyways!)
mongo
09-19-2008, 01:13 PM
feith putting a finger in her ass, taking it out, and licking it off.
halfabubbleoff
09-19-2008, 01:14 PM
an odd, non sequitur, thread with meaningless, oftimes disturbing posts with no point consiting of random descriptions of unlikely scenerios that would be considered unusual, unsettling and unorthodox, yet captivating.
redsox39
09-19-2008, 01:23 PM
Well at least he got HIS wish
I would like to see a hot midget under my desk blowing me right now at work.
mongo
09-19-2008, 01:24 PM
osumike sticking a s&w in his mouth and pulling the trigger.
Candide's Son
09-19-2008, 02:12 PM
Holly MAdison doing yardwork
Hawk the Slayer
09-19-2008, 02:27 PM
Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton in a bikini wrestling match, in a vat full of Jello. Okay, Palin in a bikini, Clinton in a jogging suit.
Phil Theehor
09-19-2008, 02:31 PM
Job interviews for the position of "fluffer"
}{arlequin
09-19-2008, 02:48 PM
executions
Mustard
09-19-2008, 03:23 PM
two walruses gettin it on
feith
09-19-2008, 03:24 PM
a blind man in the running of the bulls.
Mustard
09-19-2008, 03:26 PM
a blind bull running in the running of the bulls.
Phil Theehor
09-19-2008, 03:41 PM
A day in the life of a Bikini Waxing professional
The Batman
09-19-2008, 04:22 PM
a Midget fighting with someone who is normal sized.
Philip Lombard
09-19-2008, 04:25 PM
your mouth
Cornelius
09-19-2008, 04:25 PM
An Obama/Michelle sex tape.
Will-Kill
09-19-2008, 04:27 PM
UFC with apes.
Candide's Son
09-19-2008, 04:35 PM
your mouth
things you would, not things you should
HailHenrik
09-19-2008, 05:46 PM
A real life version of the Running Man
Merrill Hodge get beaten with a bag of nickels.
awonderful
09-20-2008, 12:36 AM
everyone on the phillies to get shat on by moi
zeronine
09-20-2008, 08:21 AM
my boss getting the shit kicked out of him by a gang of 50 twelve year olds
Jack Bauer
09-20-2008, 08:27 AM
me getting my dick sucked by keira, natalie and misha
Nature's Folly
09-20-2008, 08:33 AM
Mongo getting herpes....oh wait
HailHenrik
09-20-2008, 11:30 AM
Spice Girls v Sugababes in a fight to the death
medlar
09-20-2008, 03:15 PM
My boss getting himself knee deep in the muck digging out a fish pond in a monsoon.
awonderful
09-20-2008, 08:16 PM
ed mcmahon handing me a check for a million dollars
Strega
09-21-2008, 04:15 PM
Osama Bin Laden sucking my dick
lce-man
09-21-2008, 05:46 PM
Megan Fox doing it with the stripper she fell for
awonderful
09-21-2008, 06:46 PM
john madden choking on a turkey leg
Strega
09-22-2008, 07:10 PM
Jerry Seinfeild butt-fucked by Elaine with a strap-on
allyourbase
09-22-2008, 10:57 PM
Kimbo Slice gettin' knocked out by Ken Shamrock
awonderful
09-22-2008, 11:20 PM
the mets actually winning a game down the stretch
lce-man
09-23-2008, 04:49 AM
the rockets playing in the finals next year
allyourbase
09-23-2008, 06:52 PM
Gina Carrano doing anything
Ethix
09-23-2008, 07:26 PM
Vin Diesel fighting a retarded monkey
Strega
09-23-2008, 09:10 PM
A retarded monkey kicking Vin Diesel's ass
allyourbase
09-23-2008, 10:04 PM
Vin Diesel, a retarded monkey, jerry seinfield, and kimbo slice in a battle royale
Strega
09-24-2008, 09:07 PM
a battle royal that was real
noahsdove
09-24-2008, 09:28 PM
a racist getting pwnd.
gun512
09-25-2008, 12:07 AM
Large bewbs getting slapped.
Ethix
09-25-2008, 01:26 AM
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 27.
Bastard
09-25-2008, 01:32 AM
A great white shark vs. a giant octopus vs. a killer whale
Archetype
09-25-2008, 02:20 AM
My CA having an orgasm.
Pretty sure it would rock my world.
Mustard
09-25-2008, 02:45 AM
CA?
I would like to watch the powerball and have them call out all the numbers I chose.
Archetype
09-25-2008, 02:48 AM
I don't know what CA means either. Floor manager synonym? She's a redhead with a super high laugh...
MDiver01
09-25-2008, 03:07 AM
a foot up an ass
Bastard
09-25-2008, 03:15 AM
A starving legless hobo vs. a retarded youngster vs. a flock of crows all fighting over a bundt cake.
Mustard
09-25-2008, 03:27 AM
50 1st graders taking on Mr. T
Candide's Son
09-25-2008, 12:03 PM
Sarah Palin wrestle a black bear.
lce-man
09-25-2008, 02:52 PM
Greg House having a dispute with God.
Fletch
09-25-2008, 03:13 PM
Tonight's episode of The Office, right now.
Ethix
09-25-2008, 04:07 PM
The Patriots winning another game before 2009.
lce-man
09-25-2008, 04:10 PM
the newest episode of house
chad213
09-25-2008, 06:12 PM
thieves being executed
Strega
09-25-2008, 07:36 PM
Texas going to using electirc bleachers instead of one-at-a-time executions
Ethix
09-25-2008, 07:41 PM
A man smoking 50 cigarettes at once
Strega
09-25-2008, 08:01 PM
a smart man quitting smoking
Strega
09-25-2008, 08:24 PM
A bitch-slap fight on Lost
awonderful
09-25-2008, 09:03 PM
ryan church do that slide into homeplate again
Fletch
09-25-2008, 09:30 PM
Mark May getting kicked in the nuts by the Nittany Lion mascot.
awonderful
09-25-2008, 09:31 PM
big pelf throwing a gem
Ethix
09-25-2008, 11:23 PM
Vanilla Ice covering 'Damn it feels good to be a gangsta' by the Geto Boys
medlar
09-25-2008, 11:54 PM
I would watch every contestant on the new Survivor (especially sugar) get eaten by lions, trampled by a herd of waterbuffalo, charged and flattened by a hippo, decapitated by a crocodile, impaled by a rhino, speared by some african dude and regurgated from a vulture and verbally abused by probst.
Summer, Shannon, CC, and Feith naked rubbing oil on each other and taking turns with the strap-on.
In addition to watching, I would also be filming...
..and furiously masturbating simultaniously.
I'd watch that.
The lesbo stuff, not the masturbation by Tar Heel.
Oh, who am I kidding.
Strega
09-27-2008, 07:10 AM
I would watch Jeff Foxworthy get 'mud-hole' stomped by some 'real' rednecks
Strega
09-27-2008, 12:30 PM
Hannibal getting eaten by gators with dull teeth
Will-Kill
09-27-2008, 02:12 PM
Nuclear Explosion in space.
Strega
09-27-2008, 04:47 PM
I would watch Will-Kill getting his eyeballs fried like hard boiled eggs
Mustard
09-27-2008, 04:52 PM
I would watch Scarlet Johanson and Jessica Biehl sex each other for days.
Strega
09-27-2008, 05:15 PM
I would watch Red Skelton getting hit in the face with a pie....all day long
Candide's Son
12-11-2008, 12:29 PM
G. Bush's Extra Super Gladiatorial Event-- where people battle for pardons.
edit:
Marion Jones vs. Martha Stewart in the hotdog fencing/jello wrestling bout.
any other events?
bkoo29
02-21-2009, 07:47 PM
obama and mccain 9 rounds of boxing
rhcpman12
02-25-2009, 05:49 PM
two asians giving reach arounds to a kangaroo and walrus
BeeRand
02-25-2009, 06:47 PM
Clubber Lang vs. Drago
LethalStrike
01-16-2010, 10:05 PM
A King Cobra trying to eat a alligator.
merlin13
01-17-2010, 10:52 AM
Mike Leach in a handicap cage match against Craig and Adam James
LethalStrike
02-06-2010, 08:04 PM
Jimmy Johnson racing riding lawn mowers
dwvache
03-04-2010, 09:53 PM
M.A.S.H. 24.7.365
webster10
03-05-2010, 08:16 AM
Steven Hawkins and Christopher Reeves in a drag race
LethalStrike
03-06-2010, 02:15 PM
Webster with a tranny (LOL)