Worst state in the NFL?

[Genius]

Ohio, 0-6.
(Cleveland 0-3, Cincinnati 0-3)

Missouri, 0-6.
(St. Louis 0-3, Kansas City 0-3)

[UNC]

In before the nonsense

[Poop Sailboat]

ouch.

[UNC]

Missouri is waaayyyy worse btw

[ShitBreak]

I thought the Chiefs played on the Kansas-side of KC?

Anyways, at least the Rams have been extremely good in the past 10 years. Ohio teams...not so much.

[Pollo]

no tie option?

[The Dude]

all of the states without teams?

[ShitBreak]

OKLAHOMA!!!1

[Genius]

no tie option?
I thought about it, or make it multiple choice. But I wanted to challenge the voting populace.

[The Dude]

I thought about it, or make it multiple choice. But I wanted to challenge the voting populace.

more like "worse" state

[Poop Sailboat]

sorry, browns.



*cries and votes for ohio*

[Genius]

all of the states without teams?
I'd rather have no team than deal with the garbage that the Rams have put on the field.

[Poop Sailboat]

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[Genius]

I'd rather have no team than deal with the garbage that the Rams have put on the field.
Ok, I take that back. But damn if I wouldn't feel it if my team was ever THAT fucking dreadful.

[Stax]

Missouri. The Browns have some talent and the Bengals have Chad Ocho Cinco, Palmer, and the cast of "The Longest Yard".

[Hanover Fist]

Ohio would go undefeated against Missouri and cover the spread every game.

[VoxAngelikus]

Ohio. Simply because of the Browns.

Even when they were good (waaay back in the day), I could never get over the fact that their team name was the Browns. That's like being called the Shitstains. What an awful name, and what an awful city. Fuck you, Cleveland.

[HAWK]

You gotta go with Ohio. At least KC had successful seasons years back and actually made a to some Super Bowls.

[ADD]

Missouri. At least they have Mizzou. They could probably beat the Rams and Chiefs.

[Genius]

Chase Daniel could start for every team in Missouri, and there really wouldn't be much question about it. Come to think of it, I'll be kind of surprised if he isn't starting for one of those teams next year.

[bpb]

Missouri. The Browns have some talent and the Bengals have Chad Ocho Cinco, Palmer, and the cast of "The Longest Yard".

To me that makes the case for Ohio. At least Missouri can say they don't have the talent to be good. It's a shame that you have the talent and still can't produce.

[Morfin]

Michigan. We have only the 0-3 Lions so we can't compete with the 0-6 states, but I say quality of craptasticness trumps quantity.

[kevin6387]

Chase Daniel could start for every team in Missouri, and there really wouldn't be much question about it. Come to think of it, I'll be kind of surprised if he isn't starting for one of those teams next year.

Chase Daniel won't translate to an NFL team. You do realize he has never had to learn a new system. Pinkel changed Mizzou's offense to the exact system that Daniel used in high school. He is incredibly efficient in that system, but has never had to change out of it. That's a huge risk in a team taking an undersized QB who has only operated under 1 system his entire career.

He will be a 4th-5th round pick and disappear.

[The Dude]

I'm gonna go with hawaii.

Nowhere close to any team or any chance of a live game.

Even the 4:15 games are at 10:15 in the morning...I DON'T WANT MY FOOTBALL UNTIL AFTER 12 NOON DAMNIT!

[Da Raider]

Missouri teams are crappola this year. The Bengals and Browns have a shot to right the ship and pull out 6 wins a peice. The Chiefs and Rams won't win 6 total between them.

[kevin6387]

I don't want KC to win games. I want Herm Edwards and Carl Peterson gone, and a #1 draft pick. I hope they continue to suck.

[hatepoppy]

in all things, missouri is worse than all other places.

[hatepoppy]

Michigan. We have only the 0-3 Lions so we can't compete with the 0-6 states, but I say quality of craptasticness trumps quantity.def more consistently crappy.

who's got more losses over the last five years, michigan or missouri?

[Genius]

Chase Daniel won't translate to an NFL team. You do realize he has never had to learn a new system. Pinkel changed Mizzou's offense to the exact system that Daniel used in high school. He is incredibly efficient in that system, but has never had to change out of it. That's a huge risk in a team taking an undersized QB who has only operated under 1 system his entire career.

He will be a 4th-5th round pick and disappear.
I'd be happy to have him over the loser fucks that Kiper has in his Top 5.

[hatepoppy]

btw, 03 - 07, detroit has 54 losses. kansas city and st louis have 78 combined.

[Hanover Fist]

No team is even close to the Rams this year in PF and PA. I think even the Lions are +36 compared to the Rams so far.

[Mustard]

They may suck almost every year, but I've always liked the Bengals since I was a kid.

[Genius]

They may suck almost every year, but I've always liked the Bengals since I was a kid.
David Klingler, Ki-Jana Carter, Dan Wilkinson, Darnay Scott, Carl Pickens, Jeff Blake, Corey Dillon, and ESPECIALLY Akili Smith certainly appreciate the sentiment.

[TheImpossibleMan]

Right now, Mizz by a mile.

All time, Ohio.

Voted Mizz.

[chipsahoy]

Being a Bengal fan I have to ask, where the fuck is the Arizona option. Talk about worthless NFL state.

And if this logic holds true for the 0-3 teams that means New York > Texas.

Cant argue NY 7-2 > TX 3-2.

[Genius]

Arizona has been to the playoffs almost as many times as Ohio has in the past two decades.

Edit: And have one more playoff win, since 1990.

Double Edit: Ok, ok, the state of Ohio is tied with the state of Arizona in playoff wins since 1990.

[Soup Nazi]

Being a Bengal fan I have to ask, where the fuck is the Arizona option. Talk about worthless NFL state.

And if this logic holds true for the 0-3 teams that means New York > Texas.

Cant argue NY 7-2 > TX 3-2.

Actually if you want to get technical, New York is only 3-0 this season.

[chipsahoy]

Arizona has been to the playoffs almost as many times as Ohio has in the past two decades.

Edit: And have one more playoff win, since 1990.

Double Edit: Ok, ok, the state of Ohio is tied with the state of Arizona in playoff wins since 1990.


thats not 2 decades.

2 decades is 1988-2008

Cincinnati won 2 and made it to the SB in 88. Went again in 1990 but lost in wildcard.

Cleveland went to the playoffs in 1988, 89, 94, 2002, winning 1 game in 89 and 94

Arizona, 1 playoff win in 1998. The Cardinals have not had a winning season since their 1998 playoff appearance.

How does 2 playoff wins (OH) = 1 win (AZ) since 90?

[chipsahoy]

Actually if you want to get technical, New York is only 3-0 this season.


I think I would rather NY > TX if I was from texas but to say NJ > TX thats just so wrong. yet its true since you want to get technical.

[Da Raider]

Actually if you want to get technical, New York is only 3-0 this season.

Plus they have two "home" games in Toronto.

[Da Raider]

Best state for football is California. 7 Super Bowl titles.

[Genius]

thats not 2 decades.

2 decades is 1988-2008

Cincinnati won 2 and made it to the SB in 88. Went again in 1990 but lost in wildcard.

Cleveland went to the playoffs in 1988, 89, 94, 2002, winning 1 game in 89 and 94

Arizona, 1 playoff win in 1998. The Cardinals have not had a winning season since their 1998 playoff appearance.

How does 2 playoff wins (OH) = 1 win (AZ) since 90?
Still, I think this statement is pretty ridiculous.

Being a Bengal fan I have to ask, where the fuck is the Arizona option. Talk about worthless NFL state.

[Da Raider]

only teams to never make the Super Bowl:

Arizona
Cleveland
Jacksonville
Houston
Detroit
New Orleans

[Satan]

Browns and Bengals are both capable of being better. I don't think the Rams or the Chiefs are getting better anytime this year.

[chipsahoy]

Still, I think this statement is pretty ridiculous.


Sucks to be wrong doesn't it.

Want a good laugh
http://home.ntelos.net/~blades/BudLightPresents.mp3

[Poop Sailboat]

we have nfl championships!

[eleveneighteen]

honorable mention: California.

Save it, chargers fans. All that talent and can't win the big game.

[Hawk the Slayer]

I live in St. Louis, and grew up in KC. The correct answer is "Missouri". Whereas KC is just your average, ordinary "bad team in the process of rebuilding through youth", the Lambs are HISTORICALLY bad. Linehan is a disaster. The front office is a joke. Marc Bulger has "Jeff George syndrome" (anyone who watched the early-90's Colts knows what I'm talking about... it's a variant of PTSD particular to QB's with putrid offensive lines), Stephen Jackson is a crybaby, the defense can't tackle anyone... I am predicting an 0-16 finish for the Rams. They're that bad. Chiefs, probably right around 3-13, maybe 2-14. The Browns and Bengals will have at least 8 combined wins by the end of the year, probably more.

[chaos2015]

the rams are the worst team in the nfl by a long shot

[moofpiosu]

Great thing about this is, even the winner is still a loser

[lce-man]

My vote's for the two Missouri teams too, definitely the worst.

[john750sradd]

both but can only vote for 1

[twisterf5]

has to be ohio

[twisterf5]

the browns left for the maryland and the bengals have sucked forever