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Poop Sailboat
09-23-2008, 08:50 PM
Clay Aiken: "Yes, I'm Gay"


Posted Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:57pm PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=Ai9Vo2lPsQAAYn0xMK5N0m7NwSUv/SIG=11ike2d8g/**http%3A//new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/realityrocks)
Guys, I know this is going to come as a bit of a shocker, so I hope you're sitting down before you continue reading. But (deep breath, now)...Clay Aiken has confirmed, in an interview featured on the cover of the upcoming issue of People magazine and first leaked on Perez Hilton's site, that he is indeed (wait for it), homosexual.

All right, all right...so this isn't the biggest news scoop in tabloid history. This is sort of akin to reporting that Chris Daughtry is bald, or that David Cook uses hair gel, or that Ruben Studdard shops at Big & Tall For Men. It's always been that obvious. But this is the first time Clay's actually admitted it, so I for one am thrilled that he has set the record straight (no pun intended).
For years, practically from the minute he reared his bespectacled head on season 2 of American Idol, Clay has skirted (again, no pun intended) around this issue--even telling Diane Sawyer herself that she was "really rude" to grill him about his sexuality in a 2006 Good Morning America interview. He always made a big point of keeping his private life just that--private--but it seemed the quieter he remained, the louder all the gossip (and snarky jokes) became.
Of course, promo photos of Clay's new look (frosty blonde highlights, inch-thick pancake makeup), or news than his son was conceived via medical intervention with his 50-year-old "best friend," didn't help matters. But Clay still kept mum, perhaps out of fear of alienating his adoring, mostly female fanbase.
But now Clay has finally come out, in a People article accompanied by the first published photos of his new bouncing baby boy, Parker Foster (who apparently was his inspiration for telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth here, as he told the mag, "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things"). Kudos to Clay for being an honest role model for his child, and I'm certain that any worries Clay--or, probably more specifically, his handlers--had about him losing fans after such a confession will prove totally unfounded.

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/mus/pr/2007/clayaikenpeoplemagazine.jpg


in other news, his baby looks retarded.

AJ
09-23-2008, 08:51 PM
All babies look retarded.

Spanky
09-23-2008, 08:53 PM
Clay Aiken a homosexual? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!?!?@#?!2

mongo
09-23-2008, 08:53 PM
i'd hit it.

Poop Sailboat
09-23-2008, 08:59 PM
Clay Aiken a homosexual? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!?!?@#?!2
next thing someone will tell me is that george michael is gay.
http://bandofthebes.typepad.com/bandofthebes/images/2007/06/25/george0.jpg

no man that wears a leather jacket can be gay right? RIGHT?!?

Spanky
09-23-2008, 09:01 PM
*puts on leather jacket*

Poop Sailboat
09-23-2008, 09:04 PM
you look pretty manly, spanky.

Claydon
09-23-2008, 09:08 PM
i am surprised.

BIG PIZZLE
09-23-2008, 09:15 PM
What's the proper terminology? Is it "homosexual" or "a homosexual"?

medlar
09-23-2008, 09:17 PM
this thread sucks balls.

kid_vidrio
09-23-2008, 09:25 PM
i am hawt for clay.
I am not surprised.
You're practically brothers.
That would make your fantasies incestuous!

WET HOT MESS
09-23-2008, 09:27 PM
God, that poor baby.

kid_vidrio
09-23-2008, 09:28 PM
Right?

WET HOT MESS
09-23-2008, 09:29 PM
Oh I was saying how bad I felt for his kid. Gunna be the center of all ridicules. But yeah, Claydon Aiken, separated at birff.

BIG PIZZLE
09-23-2008, 09:31 PM
Jon Cryer is next!!!

Genius
09-23-2008, 09:36 PM
We'd all be better off if all gay people were confined to the fiery pits of Hell for eternity.

Kerjack
09-23-2008, 09:40 PM
No hating on Clay, Clay the man. The gay man, but still the man.

CaptainCockslap
09-23-2008, 09:41 PM
Shocked... absolutely shocked... but there it is right on the cover! People is having a weight loss challenge! Again... shocked!

NOTKyle
09-23-2008, 09:41 PM
We'd all be better off if all gay people were confined to the fiery pits of Hell for eternity.

I can't believe people still seriously think like that.

Le Goat
09-23-2008, 09:55 PM
http://jj.am/gallery/d/32259-1/gaydar.jpg

Syndicate
09-23-2008, 10:01 PM
So is this gonna be like Michael Jackson in reverse? Is Clay Aiken going to turn black and start molesting little girls?

http://sixminutes.dlugan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/magic-8-ball.gif

Nosebuckle
09-23-2008, 10:04 PM
I can't believe people still seriously think like that.

No he's right!!!!

janois
09-23-2008, 10:07 PM
Jon Cryer is next!!!
You shut your whore mouth about Maxwell Houser!

BHM
09-23-2008, 10:26 PM
This just in: The sky is blue.

Archetype
09-23-2008, 10:29 PM
This just in: The sky is blue.
...but won't admit it.

Archetype
09-23-2008, 10:33 PM
I can't believe people still seriously think like that.
OK Dr.Tolerantpants, riddle me this, would you like a gay in your butt? Yeah, that's right, it's 9:49, do you know where your kids are?

BIG PIZZLE
09-23-2008, 10:44 PM
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/mus/pr/2007/clayaikenpeoplemagazine.jpg

in other news, his baby looks retarded.

This is going to be in supermarkets everywhere, I wouldnt want my kids to see this freakshow.

ADD
09-23-2008, 11:43 PM
In other news, the Pope is Catholic

His career is probably over now (Yay!). I can't wait to see the conservative southern rednecks that love him hold mass burnings of his shit like they didn't know.

Pollo
09-24-2008, 12:28 AM
In other news, the Pope is Catholic

His career is probably over now (Yay!). I can't wait to see the conservative southern rednecks that love him hold mass burnings of his shit like they didn't know.

not really a surprise of American Idol winners and runner ups: they really haven't amounted to major stardom besides Sparks and Clarkson, who seems to have disappeared now with no new hits -- but I won't complain about that.

}{arlequin
09-24-2008, 12:29 AM
Jon Cryer is next!!!
i totally can see that. i think that in "two and a half men" he's actually not acting

Hulud
09-24-2008, 12:44 AM
gimmick imo. no way he's actually gay

ADD
09-24-2008, 01:09 AM
not really a surprise of American Idol winners and runner ups: they really haven't amounted to major stardom besides Sparks and Clarkson, who seems to have disappeared now with no new hits -- but I won't complain about that.

Carrie Underwood, Kellie Pickler and Daughtry disagree with you

Genius
09-24-2008, 01:13 AM
Jennifer Hudson's Oscar would probably have something to say to. Probably something along the lines of "hey, look at me, I'm an Oscar!"

mongo
09-24-2008, 01:13 AM
i may be related to that baby.

medlar
09-24-2008, 01:17 AM
more like related to Clay aikinarse.

The child is innocent.

ADD
09-24-2008, 01:19 AM
i may be related to that baby.

Just becuse you and Clay had sex doesn't mean you could make a baby.

Mustard
09-24-2008, 02:48 AM
I really don't have anything funny or insightful to add.

smahoo
09-24-2008, 08:52 AM
this thread sucks balls.

no, no, that would be Aiken

Draven X 23
09-24-2008, 09:06 AM
Wow, I know that a lot of fat chicks and ugly women over 40 are going to be sad to hear about this. Those poor 'Clay-mates' are going to have to find a new man to love... this season on American Idol!

Daydreamer
09-24-2008, 12:30 PM
I bet Ruben tapped that ass.

Oggie
09-24-2008, 12:36 PM
No hating on Clay, Clay the man.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Kerjack's a fag.

ADD
09-24-2008, 01:23 PM
I bet Ruben tapped that ass.

Naw. He just likes meat, not "meat"

exsterminator
09-24-2008, 05:21 PM
You'd have to be a total fuckwit not to have known this.

Francis Drake
09-24-2008, 08:19 PM
God, that poor baby.

Yeah, growing up with a seemingly grounded and educated (however super gay he is) multi-millionaire would be awful.

In other breaking news, I am really bored.

In even more breaking news, using the phrase "in other breaking news" is played out.

Ace Rockola
09-24-2008, 11:37 PM
Isn't it safe to just assume any guy that goes on American Idol is gay?

ADD
09-25-2008, 01:49 AM
The ones without bands

If Chris Daughtry is gay, then sign me up. The girls backstage at their show were quite awesome.

Poop Sailboat
09-25-2008, 02:58 PM
chris daughtry isn't gay, just his fans.