Phil Theehor
08-12-2008, 06:07 PM
The details of my life are uninteresting. Married, young family. Professional. Connecticut.
I do jerk off in the office once in a while (why else would they give me an office?). That’s how I found the GMF many moons ago—seeking spank fodder. I suppose the interesting stuff ends there.
I only post when I have something to say, so that keeps me to about a post a week. Nonetheless, I enjoy the douchebaggery that abounds here. It is a nice break from the mature, responsible existence to which I have sunk.
My original user name was really, really gay. Truth be told, I would give you up.
I still say that you would all hit it. I still regret the marginal (okay, ugly) girls that I did not nail when I was single and had the chance. Now, I jerk off to them and weep like a bitch afterwards.
I am an avowed libertarian.
I do read instructions. Hence, I give you Mr. Steve Perry.
Effew.
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I do jerk off in the office once in a while (why else would they give me an office?). That’s how I found the GMF many moons ago—seeking spank fodder. I suppose the interesting stuff ends there.
I only post when I have something to say, so that keeps me to about a post a week. Nonetheless, I enjoy the douchebaggery that abounds here. It is a nice break from the mature, responsible existence to which I have sunk.
My original user name was really, really gay. Truth be told, I would give you up.
I still say that you would all hit it. I still regret the marginal (okay, ugly) girls that I did not nail when I was single and had the chance. Now, I jerk off to them and weep like a bitch afterwards.
I am an avowed libertarian.
I do read instructions. Hence, I give you Mr. Steve Perry.
Effew.
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/f1046f3ae2.jpg