Best Music Videos Ever.

[The GWD]

Didn't know whether to put this in Music or TV section. But it's more musical. I'll say music. Anyways, pretty simple. What are, in your opinion, some of the best music videos ever made?


First off, Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More. Most of you who know me know I have a hard-on for Tom Petty, and this is one of my favorites of his. Just another Alice in Wonderland On Acid variation. Tom Petty gets credit for doing music videos for his songs before they even made music videos. Then with You Got Lucky, he pretty much invented the theatrical take on a music video. Anyways, Don't Come Around Here No More. Just awesome.

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Next up, Michael Jackson - Thriller. Say what you want about that child-toucher, but he was one of the most influential entertainer in the history of pop music. This video's just a classic, and had the whole country doing some kind of undead weird-ass dance.

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And lastly for me, Beastie Boys - Sabotage. The Beastie Boys are so great. This video exemplifies their sense of humor. It made a huge impact in my life, and I can't get enough.

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[Bastard]

Wicked Game will always be great for giving wicked boners.

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[Archetype]

Sledgehammer
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We Didn't Start the Fire
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And I know it's normally obligatory to pick One for Metallica, but I'm going with The Unforgiven, because it makes no goddamned sense, and I love it.

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[dick_darlington]

sabotage is a classic, but one of my favorites is fight for your right.

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[Bastard]

MC Hammer - U can't touch this
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[Blue]

Duran Duran - Girls on Film (BOOBIES!)

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[The GWD]

Fuckin' Youtube. Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice.

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[Bastard]

Sir Mixalot - Baby got Back
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[Change]

And lastly for me, Beastie Boys - Sabotage. The Beastie Boys are so great. This video exemplifies their sense of humor. It made a huge impact in my life, and I can't get enough.

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If i ever have a son i'm calling him Cochese.

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Just awesome.

[slore]

Sex Dwarf by Soft Cell. If you find a link to the actual video please post i cant find a fucking link for the life of me.

Primitive Plus by Edan

Nice list. Best Pet Shop Boys video is Being Boring though. Lots of fuckable dudes.

Surprised the dirty syphilitic cunt didnt marry Woody Allen. Shes been fucking him for roles for a good while.

Im new here. Place seems cool. So whats going on?

Ghostface Killah - Fishscale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEsvh6lpiCo

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Good god. You must be cockeyed colorblind and deaf.

SNL sucks these days but I have to vote for Alec Baldwin. Im a sucker for a hairy chest. That motherfucker could buttfuck me til the cows came home and I shit blistard skin out my raw butt. No cowbells needed thank you Mr. Walken you can get back to drowning bitches while you have hot bootysex with Robert Wagoner.

What's a slore? Are you male or female? After that comment about fuckable dudes, I'm gonna pray for the latter.
No hon, Im a man. All man honey.

It's certainly a bit less cool now.
Nice. Yes Im hot thank you much bastard bitch.


this won't last long
Im an everyready hon not a scaredy cat cunt battery.

And I said Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey go fuck yourself. While fucking myself is extremely pleasurable Im searching some new venues for stimulation. Im obviously not going to find it in discourse with your Asperger afflicted self. Why dont you go fuck your own dirty cunt.

more like, snore
Yes you usually snore while youre getting raped cuz you dont know how to mix your drugs properly. Always make sure your coke or methoverpowers your ketamine or roofies. Silly twat. You have much to learn.

We are not in negotiations here, this is not Iraq.
Good for you. I like Arab men Id rape you in an instant glad we dont need to negotiate terms.

Frightening.
yes it is. Frightening that your so closeted. You probably fuck trannies 9Dont get me wrong I love trannies Ive had many awesome trandgendered friends) as a transitional phase between your closet and the frightening world of faggotry, Its okay sweepea, we wont bite unless you either ask for it or piss us off.

Okay. I love this stuff and like testing my reading skills. So whats this place about really. By the way bitchcunts I honestly intend no real harm At least anything that will leave a scar.

Stop fagging up this thread unless it’s in music video form.
No Prob!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvzWCYH9CUo
Luke Vibert known better as Wagonchrist.

Srsly, pretty sure it's the same er, thing.

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I'm sure you are describing your dirty mucus lined fecal and butt hair encrusted biowarfare capable doubledonger onyx dildo. Time to get a new one honey those grooves you've worn into them must be getting pretty sharp and irritating. Unless your into that sort of thing.

You're not really a raging homosexual, are you slore?

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Except you know, in the eyes of the lord. And...I bet the lord's eyes shoot lasers and shit. All part of being the lord.
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Seeing that the cunt jesus has been dust in the wind for over 2000 years I dont see the relevancy of your post.

I did ask a question.
Yes Im gay. Are you interested? Im totally into meeting new pwople. I like to party though so bring some fishscale I like the scama. Not into meth like most of the other faggots that populate this forum. No better way to introduce yourself than through group sex. You guys wanna have a pee party?

Talk to Mr. Crash. He's your fella.
Cool. Thanks for the hookup hon. Am I coming off too brash here? Im trying to get the feel of the place thought people liked to dish the dirty dozens here maybe not? Sorry if I offended I was just having fun.

I have a good drain going on.

Outkast - Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
2Pac - All Eyez On Me
Dr. Dre - The Chronic
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Doggy Style
Biggie - Ready To Die
Those are all decent albulms except for 2dead. Weak in comparison to the real shit though.
Company Flow, Mr. Lif, Dilated Peoples, Edan.
Commercial stuff is watered down overrated and appreciated by the foolish 85%.

Massive Attack - Teardrop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG8eQBSp9Ao
Elizabeth Frazier is golden.

That's my top 5 in that order. It wasn't a debate.
Cool. Quote it like it fuckin christian scripture then. We all know how fucked up and false the bible is.

And a helluva lot of the underground stuff is boring as hell and appreciated only by anal retentive losers.

I mean, I love Jedi Mind Tricks, J-Zone, 7L and Esoteric, Dilated, Ras Kass, Chino XL and such, but that preachy whingey élitist "we're so much better than you" underground shit just bores the fuck out of me.


Def Jux can kiss my arse.
Are you from Australia? Those are the only fuckers I've seen use the term whingey. Cool. Love my Aussie bitches. Yeah underground get preachy but its not nearly as derived and inane as the mainstream stuff.

Geto Boys kicked righteous arse.
Fuck yeah! Love my H-Town boyz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs

I mean, underground notwithstanding, how the fuck is Ready to Die not "the real shit"?
I dont have a response. Biggie was good maybe that was one of the few commercial successes that had meaning.

I called myself "underground" when I was young and still getting into the scene. I did a lot of hating on commercial rap. Then when I got older I realized good music is good music whether it gets radio play or not.

A lot of underground artists dont even like the term. Its as much of a pigeonhole as the mainstream image is.

I like Kanye, what?
A-Tack is an excellant dj.

And I know that greatest hits compilations shouldn't count, but GODDAMN if Gang Starr's Full Clip doesn't bang like hell.
Gangstarr is amazing. The 5 percenters are the most skilled lyricists.

Mainstream artists ARE capable of maintaining good taste.
No doubt hon. They are few and far between though.

You should have read the introduction guidelines, though.
Yeah. I know. Im kinda twacked right now so I read things with poor comprehension. Pardon my rudeness.

Remember that kid in school that always tried to be real cool and tough, but you know at the first sign of trouble he'd piss his pants and run home? That kid was 100 times cooler than you.
Okay. Maybe I started off on the wrong foot. Sorry for making a bad introduction. This place seems neato. Ihope to have the pleasure of reading all you guys gas and transgnedered folk real soon. It'll be fun.
I'm not really trying hard to impress though. You guys will fall in love with me soon enough.

Yeah....................I don't see that happening anytime soon.
Stranger things have happened silly goose. Are you fuckin Nostradomus?

Okay Ive thought I was dead too a few times with coke. Twitchin and pissin on the floor. Hope your bud is alright.

Pills are for gays. Take herion.
Coke is for gays. Pills are for all. I dont like this exclusive behaviour among drug users. We are all free to do what we want.

Is she that chick from Bongwater? Doodie Booty is nasty. People need to be Tender Vittles fresh when it comes to anal action.

Hmm. im new here. I dont like clay fakin black dick or rosey odonell. Dont like john lennon either glad the bastard bitch cunt was blown away. I havent yet formed an opion outright in AJ. He seems like a fucking twat though. Is AJ short for AccuJack? Cuz his posts make him seem like a cheap mass produced piece of plastic junk which is a receptacle for dirty uncut smegma linedunwashed unkempt uncared for hillbilly and ghetto cock ejaculate. This bitch belongs in a dumpster.
Okay maybe I do have an opinion.

Im really not putting much effort into it at all.

So being completely fucking retarded is a natural thing for ya? I see.
That was kinda week. ive had sloppy turds with more wit slip by my unsuspecting asshole after a coke binge.

I'm sure you've had plenty of things slip by your unsuspecting asshole during a coke binge.
Duh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px9VWsSZYP0&feature=related
I think thats one thing we have in common.

Only if you conclude the stalking with a brutal ritualistic killing
Brutal ritualistic killing, eh? You guys are piquing my interest.

scratch the killing and add rape and you're right
Okay but only if its a hot arab dude.

Ok cool my roommate isn't dead, im going back to bed.

Toodles faggots.
Toodles McNoodles faggot lover.

I don't know you, but I hope you contract an incurable disease, die slowly and extremely painfully.
I wish only the best for you my friend. Stop the cycle of hatred. It only guides a poverty of soulessness straight back into your heart. Wheres the love brother?

I don't know you, but I hope you contract an incurable disease, die slowly and extremely painfully.
BTW Im gay I dont hate faggots love em and criticize em. Love my straight folk too can tolerate you guys more than my mostly insufferable sisters of faggotry. Not quite sure if you were offended thinking I hated gays or just for being a forthright bitch. I apllaud you for the former and understand you for the latter. No harm intended either way.

hai
I saw Siouxsie/The Creatures on that tour. Astounding!

who is this chump and why is he talking to my woman?
Are you referring to Summer or Bill?

You guys are funny. I laugh with you cunts.

you ain't got swagga like us
Okay thats a good thing I cant walk in hooker heels like ya'll bitches.

More like bore.
Nice with the nursery rhymes check the earlier threads where I put pinnochio ass bitches like yall in check.

you're trying too hard. just ease into itThanks hon thats the friendlieat advice I've had here. Im sure these village people would appreciate me easin into it.

If this guy isn't banworthy, no one is.
Banworthy? From what Ive seen nothing Ive said comes close to some of the bile issued forth here. Am I really so offensive?

Slore serious question, what makes you like dick over tits and pussy?
It tastes much better and has a pleasant surprise at the end.

He could take AJ's spot.
I put that weak bitch in check earlier. I guess thats how I have to rise through the ranks?

didn't think it was possible to fag up a clay aiken thread
Yet you layed down a hot steamin post straight ouut your nelly butthole. Quit stinkin shit up bitch smells like a Guatemalan bath House in here. Wash yo filthy butt before logging on cunt!

hmmm.. tough crowd.
They aint so tough. They got a sweet and tender holligan kinda drift to them. All you gotta do is smack up your rough trade to keep em on point. Bitches like to get hit.

Your ass gets bigger when you lie?
Nice one guido. My ass gets bigger ( i.e. hot flush with blood bright red and pulsating like a quasar) when I lay. Try grasping your limited orange spraytan gottihair pouty lipped New Jersey world view twat around that.

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I guess it's some sort of hip hop lingo.
Im sure these bitches are used to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63VTXMBeC8Q

You need to learn to insult people quicker.
I'll try harder. I thought people might appreciate wit over meaningless drivel.

Please tell me you snap your fingers when you insult someone
Yes maam. I snap with some fierce technique pop motherfuckers eardrums.

and stick out your hip?
I rest my hand right on that jutting hip.

Nothing personal new dude, but your user name is horrible.

Is it like a combo of sloth and whore?

If so, we already had a member like that. Her name was Theda.
No. Slut and whore. Yeah its kinda dumb but I registered earlier all twacked out and awake for three days. Still sharp as a blde though. Gay or straight blade.

Hi, slore
Hello Ogre.

JE55IKA?
I am not a chick. Smokin water? You sound more geeked than I am.

I assure you that I am no pinnochio ass bitch I trust you on that. Care to confide in me what kind of ass bitch you really are?

I'm a lying adulterous whore, but I'm not pinnochio either.
Thats fine hon. No matter what you are Im sure your fab and excel in all endeavors.
I cheer you on!
Push em back! Push em back! WWAAAYYYBack! How many bits for you to stand up and holler. And dont try to tell me you aint a holla back girl.:p

Who talks like that?

Besides 16 year old cheerleaders.
I talk like that idiot. I aint no 16 year old unbudded twatblossom either. Im aseasoned 220 pound hairy stack of man.
Care to sample?
And dont talk to a lady like that. Me or Summer. Those words will get you taken down and driven around town like a preety pink convertable VW Bug.

Hey all I said was that you sound like one. I don't really give a fuck if you are 220lbs, hairy, and gay. It doesn't matter when you say words like "fab, hon, I cheer, and Push em back" you sound like you are singing the dumb highschool whore anthem.
Well isnt that what you chant to attract your ditzy little daterapes to your den of roofies an gbh? Im surprised your criticizing and not taking notes. Mommas gots lotsa lessons. Sit for a spell and youll learn much. I'll teach you how double a kilo and how to treat a lady right. Ya'll are such clean slates. I wanna scribble all over your faces.

Don't get mad at me because you sound like a ghetto cheerleader.
Im not angry with you. I I only use common vulgar vernacular when I am out of sorts. I can be an eloquent gentleman when circumstance requires. Honestly I'm having a wonderful time here you guys are sharp and keep me on my toes. This rapport is most certainly all in good jest.

the usual faggotry....

move on

move on

move on
Yes cunt, the usual faggotry.
And you love it!

sheesh, and to think i rep'd you last night and suggested you read the post an intro rules.

fuck you nancy boy
Yeah Ima nancy boy boy. Thats not an insult at all. My baby smooth skin deflects bullets while your wrinkled old twat desires any attention whether it be the cold plastic touch of a Rosie O'Donnel special edition Dildo molded from Barbara Bushes giant manly clenched fist or from the bruising blows of your incestuous alcoholic father. Now bend over and let me slap that flabby ass you dirty filthy whore cunt bitch fatherfucker!

[vasili denisov]

Bjork - Bachelorette

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Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be

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Chemical Brothers - Out of Control

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REO Speedwagon - Keep On Lovin You

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Pet Shop Boys - Streets Have no Name

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Elton John - This Train

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Sonic Youth - Superstar

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[Archetype]

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[The GWD]

What's a slore? Are you male or female? After that comment about fuckable dudes, I'm gonna pray for the latter.

[The GWD]

Frightening.

[Archetype]

I can't believe you dissed TOFOG

[Archetype]

Holy fuck, it's that What What guy.

[The GWD]

You probably fuck trannies

Hey, NEVER sober.

[Bastard]

yes it is. Frightening that your so closeted. You probably fuck trannies 9Dont get me wrong I love trannies Ive had many awesome trandgendered friends) as a transitional phase between your closet and the frightening world of faggotry, Its okay sweepea, we wont bite unless you either ask for it or piss us off.

Stop fagging up this thread unless it’s in music video form.

[Archetype]

Srsly, pretty sure it's the same er, thing.

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[Archangel]

Since vasili stole Bachelorette from me, I'll just say everything by Aphex Twin and Chris Cunningham, as well as We Come One by Faithless.

[Roll]

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Star Guitar by the Chemical Brothers... I swear I can watch all day long for hours on repeat.

Directed by Michel Gondry.

[Archangel]

I mean, DAMN.

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[Archangel]

I remember, 10 years ago, they had a show on MTV called 12 Angry Viewers or something where they showed and reviewed avant-garde videos. Can you imagine MTV airing something like that now?

[Roll]

Chris Cunningham is the only laudable way to follow a Gondry post.

[Archangel]

And obviously, Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up.

[The GWD]

Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice is awesome because of dancing Christopher Walken, obviously. I really like the video for Praise You, as well.

[Pollo]

I remember, 10 years ago, they had a show on MTV called 12 Angry Viewers or something where they showed and reviewed avant-garde videos. Can you imagine MTV airing something like that now?

not at all with their endless drama they love in Sweet 16 parties, dating moms, and whatever other crap they air now.

[Archetype]

MTV Canada isn't even legally allowed to play music videos.

[Roll]

WTF is up with that? Really?

[vasili denisov]

Massive Attack - "Unfinished Sympathy"

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Texas - "Inner Smile"

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Missy - "Pass that Dutch"

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Fiona Apple - "Criminal"

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Beastie Boys - "Hey Ladies"

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Radiohead - "Karma Police"

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[vasili denisov]

Kanye - "Can't tell me Nothing"

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Chris Rock - "Champagne"

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The Roots - "You Got Me"

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TI - "Swagger Like Us"

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Sonic Youth - "Little Trouble Girl"

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[vasili denisov]

Q-Tip - "Vivrant Thing"

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Janet Jackson + Q-Tip - "Got Til it's Gone"

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John Frusciante - "Going Inside"

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Bjork - "I Miss You"

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Bjork - "Hyperballad"

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Roxette - "I wish I could fly"

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[slore]

So how did most of my posts end up here in one post. Is this the superpost somebody was beginning to condense all my responses into but got bored or whatever. Its an interesting if disjointed read. God Im a real asshole. Thats what a five day coke binge turns people into. Sorry guys.

[MDiver01]

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Zebrahead - Playmate of the Year

has naked chicks, whats not to like?

[CobraAC]

Thriller kids. Thriller

[NOTKyle]

Any Sigur Ros video. I'm too lazy to go to YouTube right now.

[vasili denisov]

Public Enemy - "Night of the Living Baseheads" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qP2Jk7kFas)

Biggie - "Benjamins (Rock Version)"

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Jon Spencer Blues Explosion + Beck - "Flavor"

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Geto Boys - "Mind playing tricks on me"

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White Stripes - "Seven Nation Army"

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[slore]

Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf
http://www.timpope.tv/index.php?page=84
Warning muff shots, dwarves, boobs, raw meat, chain saws and Marc Almond mincing around.

[FlipHKD]

Radiohead - There There

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[Archetype]

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[vasili denisov]

Talking Heads - "Blind"

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[Pyromaniac]

If you've never seen this video, prepare to have your ass blown out.

Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS69fuCOhTM

[Poop Sailboat]

two of my fave vids:

Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy
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U.N.K.L.E. - Rabbit In Your Headlights
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[Schillke]

star guitar by the chemical brothers, will blow your mind

[mongo]

Air - Kelly Watch The Stars
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[mongo]

how could i ever forget this shit?

oh, so fucking organically awesome.

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[Bizz]

two of my fave vids:

Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy
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Aphex Twin - Window Licker

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I'm really suprised nobody posted this. It's 10 mins long and way fucked up. Your life will be changed if you watch this.

[Poop Sailboat]

Aphex Twin - Window Licker

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I'm really suprised nobody posted this. It's 10 mins long and way fucked up. Your life will be changed if you watch this.
someone did post it, tard.

I mean, DAMN.

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[Orestes]

Tool are the music video masters

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[BillyZoom]

The Smashing Pumpkins have always had cool cinematic type videos:

Stand Inside Your Love was one of my faves:
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The Afghan Whigs video for Gentlemen was always interesting to me - mostly because I can't recall another video where the lead singer transforms back and forth into a big bald black dude:

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[TylerDurden]

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[misterfatt]

gnarls barkley - "save my soul"

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[FlipHKD]

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the best hands down

[Billy]

Seriously, you guys?
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[Fuh Q]

Man, you guys have great taste in music videos. Anyway, Gnarls Barkeley always make fucking awesome videos Crazy and Smiley Faces are the shit, so simple but so amazing all the same.
Gettin Up by Q-Tip is one of my all times favourite videos.
ALL CAPS by Madvillain is top 2 of all time. The whole comic book thing isn't new but they took it to a different level, I wish he did all the videos for the songs from madvillainy like that, it would be fucking awesome.

[SammyKC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjukZs6R6LI