Son of a Bitch... Scarlett is married

[Draven X 23]

Scarlett Johansson Marries Ryan Reynolds



Jovie Baclayon Sun Sep 28, 7:03 AM ET




Los Angeles (E! Online) - Sorry guys and gals, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are officially off the market.

Ryan, 31, and Scarlett, 23, quietly tied the knot on Saturday in an intimate ceremony outside Vancouver in the groom's native Canada. His rep tells E! News: "Yes, I can confirm they are married."

No other details are being provided.

The newlyweds began dating in February 2007 and announced their engagement just four months ago. This is the first marriage for both.
Reynolds was once engaged to Canadian singer Alanis Morissette.

[eleveneighteen]

Wow, good thing he bailed on Alanis... seen her lately?

[Draven X 23]

Oh yeah. Van Wilder got himself a major upgrade.

[kid_vidrio]

I....am....so.....happy....for............them.
I hope she pops a yute quick and gets over the whole domestication thing. It is a so unbecoming a sex symbol.

On the other hand, she might put the 'Scarlett Johansson' into MILF.

[eleveneighteen]

Oh yeah. Van Wilder got himself a major upgrade.

Van Wilder got himself some major titties, also!

[Mustard]

MOTHER FUCK SHIT

[Poop Sailboat]

MOTHER FUCK SHIT
your chances are ruined!

[Mustard]

Well, guess I'll be go hanging myself now. No other reason to live really...

[eleveneighteen]

Holding out for Megan Fox anyway.

[Swurgen]

Even before this happened, this guy was fucking lame. He appears funny at first but then you realize he just does the same shit all the damn time. Kind of like watching Chandler on Friends re-runs. He gets abs and a beard and suddenly he's pulling this caliber of ass? Good luck taming this hyperactive little vagina, buddy!

[nuclearjew]

I like this blurb on Wikipedia:
On September 27, 2008, Johansson and Reynolds quietly married at a Canadian wedding outside Vancouver.[42][43] Johansson says she does not believe in monogamy, and has said that it is not human nature to be with just one person. She also said "contrary to popular belief... [I am] not promiscuous" and that she works "really hard" when she's in a relationship "to make it work in a monogamous way."[44] She gets tested for HIV twice a year, and has said "it's part of being a decent human" and it is "disgusting" and "irresponsible" when people do not do so.[45]
She still seemed like a huge prude the last time she was on Leno.

[Swurgen]

I like this blurb on Wikipedia:

She still seemed like a huge prude the last time she was on Leno.

Yeah most actors on the late night talk shows like to just let their hair down and act natural without any image conciousness. Agents usually tell them to pretend they are hanging out in their own living rooms.

[nuclearjew]

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[Claydon]

god fucking damnit

[dick_darlington]

this won't last

[Mustard]

God I hope not.

How the hell am I to make her Queen of Awesometown if she is married to the King of Suckville?

[wacker]

Siege warfare! Man the trebuchets

[Stax]

I was too distracted by jiggling to hear what she said in that interview.

[WET HOT MESS]

Noooo, not my beautiful Ryan... Oh well.

[Genius]

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[Ace Rockola]

Johansson says she does not believe in monogamy, and has said that it is not human nature to be with just one person. She also said "contrary to popular belief... [I am] not promiscuous" and that she works "really hard" when she's in a relationship "to make it work in a monogamous way."

So wait, she doesn't believe in monogamy, but she works really hard to make her relationship monogamous?

If she wasn't so fucking hot, I would call her a dumbass.

[Claydon]

She probably won't stay hot, hasn't she already been visiting the butchers of beverly hills ie plastic surgeons?

[lukeass]

no way, this wont last long!!!

[smith42687]

Just go pedo-bear on their child. That would be the closest any of us could have gotten anyways.

[exsterminator]

My wife told em this yesterday and was perplexed when I started to weep . . .

[redsox39]

She wasn't very good in the sack anyways...good luck Ryan.

[Pharon]

Getting married at 23 is a recipe for disaster even for normal people.

I give this train wreck less than 3 years.

[vasili denisov]

My wife told em this yesterday and was perplexed when I started to weep . . .
Becaaaaaaaaaause...she didn't know you were attracted to women?

[DeMartini Sands]

no worries this won't last............

[Night Hawk]

MOTHER FUCK SHIT

your chances are ruined!


His face ruined his chances

[Night Hawk]

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HAHA... i love that. line of Jay's ...

SJ wants to have sex in a car...

Jay "what kind of car do you want to do this in, because i might have it"

[Schillke]

http://macedoniaonline.eu/images/scarlett-johansson.jpg

[Face]

you have no grasp of reality, do you

[Mustard]

His face ruined his chances
I'm gonna rape your face. How does that sound?

[riseabove!]

Good for Ryan Reynolds, he's moving on up
but yeah this shit wont last. 2 Years tops.

[UNC]

I <3 Ryan Reynolds

[Titus_Pullo]

Alanis Morissette's reaction(Audio) (http://www.horsepresence.com/shop/media/Sounds/22Loudsqueakwhinny2000.wav)

[pauluncg01]

http://macedoniaonline.eu/images/scarlett-johansson.jpg

After thinking about Ryan Reynolds marrying her and seeing this pic, it's like rubbing salt in an open wound. But the pic is always good to look at. Thanks.

[willydong]

don't worry, i'm still porking her on the side. she just got married to spite me. hahahahaha, oh, her silly little mind games...