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Fornicator
09-30-2008, 07:48 AM
GMF is such a delightful, intellectual, sharing environment. I am pleased and a bit overwhelmed to be a part of it, to contribute and share ideas in an open and caring space. It's a shining example of what is right about America - and as an extension of that, Texas.
Oh - and I should let y'all know. I fear ducks. That don't move in a straight line and the noise they make must eminate directly from satan's anus. So please, please, please refrain from mentioning them or posting pics of them. It causes me great anguish.
Otherwise, I am quite normal (e.g. I.Q. = 100)
Oggie
09-30-2008, 07:49 AM
Where's the fucking Reliant?!
NEG!!
Datači
09-30-2008, 07:55 AM
http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc359/samkd4fvf/BlackDuck.jpghttp://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp42/alestensen/wildlife121.jpghttp://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr173/gracecontinoFM/DSCN0612.jpghttp://i308.photobucket.com/albums/kk341/bkharmaw/Mandarinduck.jpg
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll164/katieQbug/waterpoloduckie.jpg
Oggie
09-30-2008, 08:15 AM
A duck's quack doesn't echo.
No one knows why.
Summer
09-30-2008, 08:18 AM
Points for a well placed 'y'all'.
Fornicator
09-30-2008, 07:29 PM
Come on People!!!! Where's the love?
Absent Dataci, I'm feeling lost and alone.
If you were on fire I wouldn't piss on you to put you out. How's that?
Kerjack
09-30-2008, 07:35 PM
A duck's quack doesn't echo.
No one knows why.
Ducks have no soul. Duh.
Fornicator
09-30-2008, 07:45 PM
If you were on fire I wouldn't piss on you to put you out. How's that?
Very cool. thx man. :D
s0bv1ou5lyd3sprt
09-30-2008, 08:36 PM
A duck's quack doesn't echo.
No one knows why.
Not true.
C'mon Fucker, read the rules and fix this.
Archetype
10-02-2008, 03:30 AM
I like that he's been here over a month, too.
VoxAngelikus
10-02-2008, 08:03 AM
Come on People!!!! Where's the love?
Absent Dataci, I'm feeling lost and alone.
I hope you trip down the stairs and shit in your pants on the way down. And not a solid log, a smelly, sticky diarrhea that goes through your pants and runs down your legs and into your shoes.
You fucking cunt.
Mr. Brown
10-02-2008, 09:20 AM
Otherwise, I am quite normal (e.g. I.Q. = 100)
Wow your I.Q. is lower than mine which is sad b/c I'm not that bright myself.
Fornicator
10-02-2008, 09:17 PM
I hope you trip down the stairs and shit in your pants on the way down. And not a solid log, a smelly, sticky diarrhea that goes through your pants and runs down your legs and into your shoes.
You fucking cunt.
Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my shoe.
Fornicator
10-02-2008, 09:24 PM
C'mon Fucker, read the rules and fix this.
Read the Rules??? Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of fuck has their sphyncter so wound up about how someone introduces themselves that they quote rules like "show your tits'?
Long though have I been a proponent of showing tits, the overly supple nature of mine prevent a broad distribution.
So ... in the famous words of Mr. Carlin, "Fuck the fucking fucker."