The Halloween Thread

[Spanky]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/curly.johnson/images/evilpumk.gifHappy Halloweenhttp://homepage.ntlworld.com/curly.johnson/images/evilpumk.gif

Well, here comes Halloween, my favorite of the holidays. Post anything that has to do with Halloween in this thread, seasonal beer, costumes, pictures of boobies painted to looks like pumpkins, anything.

[Poop Sailboat]

more like happy hollow weenie

[Spanky]

My potential costumes for this year:

Tampon
Lolshark
Banana
Catholic Priest

[Spanky]

more like happy hollow weenie
shut up..... *kicks dirt*

[Bill]

This year, I am going to be participating in a group costume...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/PiercedUpEvil/MySpace/Other/anchorman.jpg

[Spanky]

which one are you going to be?

[Poop Sailboat]

i was thinking this:

http://begreenman.com

but then i realized how much my balls would be hanging out, so i'm thinking maybe teen wolf?

[Banon]

My costume in 2006. I know, pure sexy.


http://www.miamihost.net/ims/u/B9/kids/mr.t.jpg

http://www.miamihost.net/ims/u/B9/kids/mr.t2.jpg

[Poop Sailboat]

that's actually pretty awesome, bannnonnnnnn.

[Spanky]

hold the phone, i may have a winner:

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/brandsonsale-store_2017_370679669.jpg

[Bill]

which one are you going to be?

Your man in the street, Brian Fantana!

[Poop Sailboat]

i always wanted this:

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/25399_large.jpg

[Spanky]

i always wanted this:

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/25399_large.jpg

more like happy hollow weenie

[}{arlequin]

we should also link 'babe in costume' thread to this... you know... for ideas

[Don Scrappy]

I'm gonna be Quail Man

[Titus_Pullo]

My costume in 2006. I know, pure sexy.


http://www.miamihost.net/ims/u/B9/kids/mr.t.jpg

http://www.miamihost.net/ims/u/B9/kids/mr.t2.jpg

Cool costume, but was the near lynching incident worth it?

[Penguin Rick]

Seriously, a Halloween constume thread and no sluts?

FAIL.

[WigglingWii]

I hope to carve my first pumpkin ever this year.

[Titus_Pullo]

Hope? Is there a pumpkin shortage in Texas?

[WET HOT MESS]

Anyone ever seen an Asian Elvira? Also, last Sunday, I saw some folks putting on Christmas lights. Those things are already up. People are so crazy. Electricity ain't cheap.

[Stax]

I'm being lazy and doing a costume with a group of folks doing Bond villains. I'm going as Jaws, so basically I need to buy a fake grill.

[CTricksterGirl]

My friend is having a rock band themed halloween party, so basically I need to figure out what my costume will be...so how does one dress like a slutty rock star female? I was thinking something short, tight or thigh high?...any suggestions?

[Archetype]

Fishnets.

[Titus_Pullo]

My friend is having a rock band themed halloween party, so basically I need to figure out what my costume will be...so how does one dress like a slutty rock star female? I was thinking something short, tight or thigh high?...any suggestions?

Find another party with a better theme?

[CTricksterGirl]

Find another party with a better theme?

Eh when you have just moved to a new state, friends are hard to come by, so I have to keep this one

[Phil Theehor]

If you want an old-school skanky/hot rocker girl, see Joan Jett or Pat Benetar

http://lemuseumdebenatar.com/images/7vinylmex/liab7_mx.jpg

http://www.vegucation.org/joan-jett-bio.jpg

[SilverBullet]

http://www.justonetv.com/files/images/olson-twins-halloween_1.preview.jpg

I would like to go trick or treating with these two.

[chad213]

I may actually do the King Diamond thing this year.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l184/chadwaters213/King.jpg

[Archetype]

Where do you guys getcho halloween shit?

[The GWD]

I always have a halloween party at my place, tradition. The past couple years we busted out my old board game Nightmare, I'm not sure if any of you have heard of it. It also goes by the name Atmosfear. You put in a VHS (old school) and play the board game against the Gatekeeper.

I'm thinking of ordering a new version on DVD from Ebay. As for my costume, I'm either gonna be Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, or Walter Sobchak.

[Archetype]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/collegehumor1cb5315fc567e37066ff24b.jpg

[Bastard]

I always have a halloween party at my place, tradition. The past couple years we busted out my old board game Nightmare, I'm not sure if any of you have heard of it. It also goes by the name Atmosfear. You put in a VHS (old school) and play the board game against the Gatekeeper.

I'm thinking of ordering a new version on DVD from Ebay. As for my costume, I'm either gonna be Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, or Walter Sobchak.

Carl with the Foreigner belt would be awesome.

[Archetype]

Shit, I don't know why, but I just spent the last 3, 4 hours trying to come up with a cool costume. So far....

Spider Jerusalem
Scud the Disposable Assassin
Satan
King Mob from the Invisibles
Kurgan

I don't know though.

[Bastard]

Spider would be cool but I doubt that many people would recognize a lot of the comic characters. Satan is always a nice standby.

[Archetype]

I think all those would stand out enough but yeah, my head keeps going back to the Sandman/Milton Lucifer. Only problem is I shave my head.

[vasili denisov]

http://i37.tinypic.com/idajq0.jpg

I'm getting a lot of support for that guy, but I haven't seen the movie, I don't want to quote any lines, and I've got a funny feeling there are going to be more jokers than chinamen on the 31st.

[wacker]

Last year I saw 4 or 5 guys each dressed up as a different tetris piece. They were wearing painted boxes. Its an impressive costume but you have a better chance of getting 200 lines then getting laid.

[Pax Britannia]

I'm Dracula every year. The chicks dig vampires.

[nuclearjew]

I don't like Halloween. I get enough weird looks in my daily routine, I don't need a costume to further enhance the stares.

[Blitz]

http://thumbnails7.imagebam.com/1489/175dcd14881216.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/175dcd14881216)

[cleetus]

Just by pure happenstance, my 17 month old has all the pieces parts to make up a good Raoul Duke costume (except I'll have to find a cigarette holder for him)
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/commenter/190000/194690_300.jpg

[Datači]

http://i36.tinypic.com/1slgjl.jpg

[Hodge]

Even the classics are sweet if you put a little effort in. Me as a zombie last year:
http://img168.imagevenue.com/loc914/th_85823_n504687479_182295_5403_122_914lo.jpg (http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=85823_n504687479_182295_5403_122_914 lo.jpg)

[WET HOT MESS]

I dunno, that looks more like post period sex trauma.

[Archetype]

Why is your skin so white?

[Hodge]

No, that was after the bar.

[Hodge]

I was wearing white makeup. Plus my roomies camera/photoshop/whatever changed the picture to make it look really old.

[Archetype]

Have you never seen a dead body? They aren't white.

[Philip Lombard]

My friends are looking for a good group costume idea. There are 4 of them and they are all girls. I said something slutty, but that's all I got. Any ideas?

[TylerDurden]

My friends are looking for a good group costume idea. There are 4 of them and they are all girls. I said something slutty, but that's all I got. Any ideas?

http://photos22.flickr.com/33132140_bca1f7fb89_o.jpg
yes.

[mongo]

i think i'm dressing up like a diss.

http://www.christiancostumes.com/catalog/13007.jpg

[Candycane]

I was going to be my woman crush "Starbuck" from BSG, but I can't find their funky wife beaterish tank tops plus all gray and sage green is kind of drab, and unless I fuck a lot men in an angry rage and then knock some of them out, most likley no one will know who I am.

[Pax Britannia]

I was going to be my woman crush "Starbuck" from BSG, but I can't find their funky wife beaterish tank tops plus all gray and sage green is kind of drab, and unless I fuck a lot men in an angry rage and then knock some of them out, most likley no one will know who I am.

I'd like to volunteer to be Lee Adama in this situation.

[Candycane]

I'd like to volunteer to be Lee Adama in this situation.


I want you to do his English accent okay? That shouldn't be to hard for you.

[Pax Britannia]

I want you to do his English accent okay? That shouldn't be to hard for you.

I shall endevour to do my best for you. I expect you to be moaning "frak me" for the duration.

[}{arlequin]

i volunteer to be baltar if it means i have a 6-like blonde plastered all over me the entire night

[Pax Britannia]

Baltars accent is easier.

[}{arlequin]

6's outfit is easier too. c'mon cc, just this one time, jump to the dark side!!

[Pax Britannia]

6's outfit is easier too. c'mon cc, just this one time, jump to the dark side!!

6 is a bimbo. Starbuck has passion, I bet she'd be amazing in the sack were she not fictional.

[Candycane]

6's outfit is easier too. c'mon cc, just this one time, jump to the dark side!!


I have to wear it to work and she is usually dressed waaay sluttier than work will allow, also my ass is way more ghetto than Six's, so I'd end up looking like Coco Ice T.

[Jericho]

I have to where it work and she is usually dressed waaay sluttier than work will allow, also my ass is way more ghetto than Six's, so I'd end up looking like Coco Ice T.
I think you just found your costume

[Limp]

Easy costume....
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/coco-big-booty.jpg

[Stax]

http://www.3wishes.com/only_at_3wishes.asp

[White.Rabbit]

I planned all year to be Alice from american mcgee's alice but now I am too broke to get any sort of costume and I have nothing good to wear

[Face]

go naked

and take lots of pics

[ShitBreak]

I planned all year to be Alice from american mcgee's alice but now I am too broke to get any sort of costume and I have nothing good to wear

You can figure something out cheap. Your a chick. You can literally just find some older clothes, cut them up and go as a rocker chick or something...and it will be hot.

[White.Rabbit]

meh. I threw out my uniform so schoolgirl is out of the question.

I'm thinking zombie.

[ShitBreak]

naked, big-tittied zombie?

[White.Rabbit]

more like scantily clothed average titty sized zombie

[ShitBreak]

don't belittle your huge asian tits, Tara.

Still sounds pretty hawt. Just kinda scurry around and try to bite off penises (Penii?)

[White.Rabbit]

I bite them off when I'm not a zombie so that shouldn't be hard

[Da Raider]

more like scantily clothed average titty sized zombie

i thought i remember you saying something about being into SFX or something, right? so zombie would be right down your alley...

[ShitBreak]

true. But now, if you do it, you turn their peens into zombie peens.

I would totally let you zombify my cock.

[White.Rabbit]

i thought i remember you saying something about being into SFX or something, right? so zombie would be right down your alley...
I haven't learned any SFX yet, so I dont want to embarrass myself with my lack of technique.

[Syndicate]

Everyday is Halloween at my house.

[Archetype]

Because you wear women's underwear?

[Da Raider]

Because you wear women's underwear?

Syn wearing women's panties is a funny visual.

[Archetype]

Funny "haha," or funny "I want to scrape out my brains with a rake"?

[Syndicate]

Panties? ....... I still have Anita's.

[CrazyCarl]

wasn't Jericho supposed to get them? or EG?

[White.Rabbit]

Syn wearing women's panties is a funny visual.
i'd hit it. twice.

[ShitBreak]

Dilemma:

I need a goatee with my costume. Been growing one for about a week, but it still just isn't going to be full enough for what I want.

Do I:

A) keep growing it, then color it in a bit to match the hair color I'm doing for, or
B) just say fuck it, and go out and buy one.

???

[Jericho]

You're going as Larry the Cable guy. You've already lost the game

[Da Raider]

Panties? ....... I still have Anita's.

do they smell like a slice of heaven?

[ShitBreak]

It will be insanely awesome. Nothing better than going as someone I fucking hate.

[Banon]

A loser has a first name and its spelled O-S-U-M-I-K-E.

[ShitBreak]

That doesn't flow very well.

It ain't my damn fault. I just don't grow dark facial hair. I'm sporting a beard right now, but it's really only dark on the sides. the moustache/chin part is pretty light.

[Jericho]

A loser has a first name and its spelled O-S-U-M-I-K-E.
That loser has a second name, it's B-A-N-O-N

[6655321]

It will be insanely awesome. Nothing better than going as someone I fucking hate.

you emos in oklahoma are on the cutting edge.

[Pax Britannia]

It will be insanely awesome. Nothing better than going as someone I fucking hate.

Your going as yourself?

[6655321]

i still think he should go as a postmortem suicide victim.

[Spanky]

Drank alot last night. Not a good idea. I have nine hours of work today. Should I call in sick?

[ShitBreak]

Drank alot last night. Not a good idea. I have nine hours of work today. Should I call in sick?

Do you get paid for the time off? If so, then yes. If not...then suck it up and just fuck around for 9 hours.

Also...go to fucking OT.

[Banon]

That loser has a second name, it's B-A-N-O-N


way to be original, fucknuts.

[Banon]

That doesn't flow very well.

It ain't my damn fault. I just don't grow dark facial hair. I'm sporting a beard right now, but it's really only dark on the sides. the moustache/chin part is pretty light.


post pictures.

[ShitBreak]

You want to see pictures of my 12-year old, pubescent beard?

[Banon]

yes.

[ShitBreak]

As much as I don't trust you...i'll see what I can do tonight.

[}{arlequin]

You want to see pictures of my 12-year old, pubescent vag?
*fixed

[feith]

last year:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/lampsmokey.jpg

[feith]

this year:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D1KGHvSjL._SS500_.jpg

[Banon]

I bet you look good naked and have one little tight asshole.

[}{arlequin]

pics will be required as well

[feith]

pics will be required as well

just ordered it waiting for it in the mail.

[Banon]

this year:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D1KGHvSjL._SS500_.jpg


Did you order this yet? If not, I'd like to make a suggestion.

[}{arlequin]

this year:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D1KGHvSjL._SS500_.jpg

hope you get slimed

[feith]

Did you order this yet? If not, I'd like to make a suggestion.


Lets hear this suggestion Banon.

[ruffdog]

me and my buddy are dressing up as ghostbusters

[feith]

well you need a chick too..

my friends boyfriend and friends are being the ninja turtles..
so i'm making her a yellow jumpsuit..
April all the way.

[Banon]

Lets hear this suggestion Banon.

http://www.miamihost.net/ims/u/B9/kids/300_153942.jpg

[feith]

hmmmm tough choice...
that was a $50 costume though...
i can't go back on it now.

[Tar Heel]

I am not lying when I say that I will never talk to you again if you don't pm me pictures of you in that costume with your sweet titties hanging out of it.

[NewTwilight]

Every Halloween you need to have one movie night sometime before Halloween itself. I recommend watching Session 9, Exorcist and Nightmare on Elm Street good line up and you will have fun getting scared.

Also recommend The Changeling the old one.

[The GWD]

WE SHOULD HAVE A GMF COSTUME CONTEST, 4 REALZ.

[RedBEARD]

MY ENTRY!!!

http://i37.tinypic.com/2mhejar.jpg

[}{arlequin]

WE SHOULD HAVE A GMF COSTUME CONTEST, 4 REALZ.
still haven't gathered all the stuff for mine :(

[Face]

there was a dude on my bus last night dressed like Starscream, it was awesome

[Pax Britannia]

Cool
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/predatoruy6.jpg

Not so cool
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/hvv2aq.gif

[Pax Britannia]

Lecter?

[}{arlequin]

you gonna have the dolly and a partner to wheel you around???



'designated driver' lulz

[mxlplkt]

I think I've found my Halloweenie costume.

http://media.knoxnews.com/kns/content/img/photos/2008/10/26/utbama51_ASB2310544_t600.JPG

[wacker]

If I wear ski goggle and when I get drunk I would be Bode Miller right?

[chipsahoy]

I think I've found my Halloweenie costume.

http://media.knoxnews.com/kns/content/img/photos/2008/10/26/utbama51_ASB2310544_t600.JPG


Bengals fan?

[mxlplkt]

Tennessee, c'mon we're not THAT bad.

[Archetype]

Howlin at the moon with your dawgs?

[Archetype]

Is that a double entendre?

[Titus_Pullo]

I'm going to work as a nudist on Friday.

[Titus_Pullo]

I want to get fired. I hear that front runner guy is going to be giving me free money if he wins.

[Archetype]

Apparently they have a nudist day at my school. Like outright, full-blown, nude. And it;s organized.

[Titus_Pullo]

Apparently they have a nudist day at my school. Like outright, full-blown, nude. And it;s organized.

And their members are growing bigger each year.

[wacker]

How many Joker's are going to fuck Sarah Palin's this friday you think?

[}{arlequin]

i'm gonna be 'alex'

[dick_darlington]

i'm gonna dress up with all yellow and make a cardboard thermometer with the mercury rising up to 103-104 degrees.

can any of you guess what i'm gonna be for halloween? i'm only asking because my friends are the only one that got it with that description. when i told them what i was gonna be, people finally said "ahhh!!".

[ShitBreak]

Jesus. You kids and your Yellow Fever...

[feith]

October 26, 2007
Readymade on acid: Make your own Daft Punk helmet and enter The Daily Swarm Daft Punk Halloween Costume Contest (http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/make-your-own-daft-punk-helmet-halloween-costume-contest/)

TDS Editors

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2039/1760356244_7af6a04ad9.jpg
UPDATE: Winners announced here (http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/daft-punk-girls-how-masks-were-made/).
UPDATE: Check out the first round of photos submitted (http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/daft-punk-halloween-costume-contest/).
What’s the next best thing to hopping on a plane to Mexico City (http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/halloween-masks-daft-punk-playing-mexico-city-october-31-live-album-deatils/) to see one of Daft Punk’s last North American stops on the Alive 2007 (http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/daft-punk-alive-2007-tour-all-access/) tour on October 31? How about dressing up as Daft Punk for Halloween? We know you’re thinking about it, googling “Daft Punk Helmets” or “Daft Punk Masks” and salivating over the possibility of picking up an original pair for $65,000 (http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/daft-punk-helmets-sale-65000/) (even though they’re absolutely not for sale (http://www.ledeffects.com/installations/helmets.htm)) or wishing that that Alterian Inc. (http://www.alterianinc.com/), the special effects studio that Daft Arts used for the “Technologic” video and Electroma, had been more proactive in making an actual outfit commercially available. But making your Halloween wish come true is going to take some creative thinking and crafty skills.
For one idea, we asked the Daily Swarm reader Traci Kaye, a fashion designer at Foley + Corinna (http://www.foleyandcorinna.com/), for some advice on how to make a Daft Punk helmet on the cheap and she came up with a fantastic possibility, one-upping us by making it a full-body costume. For simplicity’s sake, Traci chose the summer concert encore version of Daft Punk for her costume design, and once she got past the idea of homemade fiber optics, the final outfit came together pretty fast.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2249/1760504413_ba70b1b154_o.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2298/1760353924_f3da988191.jpg
The supplies were cheap and easy to find…all it took was some gloves, a leather jacket, standard rave-issue glow sticks (short and long, purchased in tubes of 50 each), Krazy Glue, velcro, and a helmet. The most expensive piece was the helmet itself: she bought a low-end motorcycle helmet from New York’s Vespa store for (a discounted) $50, though similar priced ones can be found all over the internet. Assembly was pretty self-explanatory, though Traci’s ingenious trick was to Krazy Glue those little plastic connectors to the helmet itself so that new glowsticks can be inserted as the old ones run out of juice (approximate glow time is 7 hours). Snip, glue, snap, insert and voila: music sounds better with you.

[feith]

wish i had time to do that^^^

[Limp]

You wish you had enough time to be gay as fuck?

Ask OSUMike, he knows how to be a gay fat loser all AT THE SAME TIME!

[feith]

daft punk is....
and i quote..
'gay as fuck?'

maybe when you learn to insult people in ways other than similies i'll care about what you have to say.

=)

[Limp]

Damn... a "similes" come back... that hurt.

At least you didn't kill me with the "TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY!" comeback.

[Banon]

those neon glow sticks would look awesome wrapped around your tits.

[Candycane]

I couldn't be anything slutty for during work hours, so I had a Ravens Jersey on (as did all my other co-workers) and those black things on my cheeks and pig tails and sparkles. I had never imagined all the attention I would get for wearing a "Heap" jersey. People were asking me to rub them for good luck on the following game day (Sunday). I don't follow football closely at all, so I had no idea what they were talking about. Men kept pulling on my pigtails and spanking my ass, so I think I got more attention as a football player than a slut. Dogs and Cats living together.

[Bill Paxton]

im being a street urchin, complete with a single crutch and a cockney accent

[ruffdog]

I couldn't be anything slutty for during work hours, so I had a Ravens Jersey on (as did all my other co-workers) and those black things on my cheeks and pig tails and sparkles. I had never imagined all the attention I would get for wearing a "Heap" jersey. People were asking me to rub them for good luck on the following game day (Sunday). I don't follow football closely at all, so I had no idea what they were talking about. Men kept pulling on my pigtails and spanking my ass, so I think I got more attention as a football player than a slut. Dogs and Cats living together.


Ravens jersey.........YES YES....GIGGIDY GIGGIDY...ALRIGHT!

[Smuckers]

For Halloween I'll be watching volleyball online and will be on DU

[Limp]

Fucking. Loser.

[Hoser]

Going as a Cave man, I wanted something I wouldnt be boiling in since we are going to a bar that will be packed. Loin Cloth and club > Big sweaty costume.

[Smuckers]

Anyone else get those "Boo" surprise packs on their doorstep? Someone anyomenously left me a bag with a halloween table decoration, oreo cookies and plush halloween toys on my porch leaving a "Boo" poem saying I had to make one and pass it on...anyone get these?

[ruffdog]

Anyone else get those "Boo" surprise packs on their doorstep? Someone anyomenously left me a bag with a halloween table decoration, oreo cookies and plush halloween toys on my porch leaving a "Boo" poem saying I had to make one and pass it on...anyone get these?

what?

[Smuckers]

Sorry if I wasnt clear was typing fast

I got a bag with a ghost on it and inside it it had oreo cookies, plush toys, and a halloween table decoration inside with a picture of a ghost and a "Boo" poem and it said "encourge you to make one and pass it on"....did anyone else gets these and/or participate?

[Smuckers]

"The air is cool, the season is fall
soon Boo's will come to all

The treat that came with the special note
is yours to keep, enjoy them both

The fun comes with friends like you
now copy this and make it two

Then others here among our friends,
will give warm fuzzies that will never end.

We'll all have smiles upon our face,
no one will know who BOOed each place.

Just one short day to work your fun,
or a big ZAP will strike, SO RUN!

And don't forget a nifty treat,
like something cute or something sweet

Please join the fun, let's really hear it,
and spread some Boo's and lot's of spirit"

[ruffdog]

well smuckers is outta the red

[Limp]

Sorry if I wasnt clear was typing fast

I got a bag with a ghost on it and inside it it had oreo cookies, plush toys, and a halloween table decoration inside with a picture of a ghost and a "Boo" poem and it said "encourge you to make one and pass it on"....did anyone else gets these and/or participate?
W-T-F?

[}{arlequin]

he's blissfully oblivious ain't he?

[ruffdog]

W-T-F?

limp dont you get it....its called ghostbagging
a ghost t-bags your face

[Gary_Busey]

Part of me wants to go downtown and party it up, the other part of me doesn't want to have to deal with the crowds and hassles of trying to order a drink in an overpacked bar.

[}{arlequin]

^this is precisely the reason why st.paddy's day has been ruined for me. it's like that at every bar, and a majority of them, for whatever reason, end up serving in plastic cups. wtf? guinness out of a plastic??? outrage

[Candycane]

As "tame" as it may sound I just take my kids out trick or treating and then watch scary movies snuggied up on the couch. I do sometimes however shove the occasional broom stick up my ass and see if I can pop candy corn out of my pussy la la.

[Limp]

Prude bitch... PUT ON A COSTUME!

[Candycane]

Prude bitch... PUT ON A COSTUME!


I'm so the opposite of prude.

[Limp]

Opposite of prude?

Perfect?

[Gary_Busey]

^this is precisely the reason why st.paddy's day has been ruined for me. it's like that at every bar, and a majority of them, for whatever reason, end up serving in plastic cups. wtf? guinness out of a plastic??? outrage
We have a fairly small downtown, we're a college town after all. We get people from up and down the east coast coming down here and it's just too many kids packed into a small area. It'll take 30-45 minutes just to order a beer.


I'll probably just get hammered here and watch horror movies.

[}{arlequin]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd306/jsbrunke/HalloweenWitch.jpg

[chipsahoy]

that caused me to vomit alittle because i think thats my grandma

[Distortion]

I need to save money for my trip to florida next week, so i'm goin cheap, gonna be John Bobbit - Put on a robe and put fake blood all around the crotch region and carry around a zip lock bag with a bloody sausage. -easy and cheap

[}{arlequin]

and if you get hungry...

[Distortion]

exactly! won't even need to buy bar food, maybe i'll throw in two meatballs

[Jericho]

My buddy is going as Nicolas Cage, and I added the brilliant idea for him to burn a shitload of varied Cage flicks and pass them out at the parties. "Hi, I'm Nicolas Cage, have you seen Bangkok Dangerous"

[Bill]

I was gonna try and go to work tonight as Sgt Kabukiman NYPD, but my boss kinda had a shit fit when I suggested it.

[ruffdog]

I need some M80s stat!

[NOTKyle]

I think I'm just gonna wear cords and a sweater and carry around a newspaper and be a substitute teacher.

[RedBEARD]

We had a costume contest here at work. One of the ladies in the finance office dressed as a nightstand. Someone then cleverly said she's a one night stand.

My girlfriend and one of her co-workers were going as a pair of dice to their office today. She spray-painted a couple boxes to make the dice, I'm hoping she isn't brain dead from inhaling fumes all day.

[NOTKyle]

And I hope she is.

It'd be SPOOOOOOKYYYYY

[RedBEARD]

Then she could be Terri Schiavo for Halloween next year?

[NOTKyle]

I'm thinking she could just be a one year old corpse.

But whatever floats your creative boat.

[RedBEARD]

I'm not that level of desperate.

[NOTKyle]

You never know where you're mind will be a year from now.

[6655321]

i think i'll just go as someone who is completely trashed tonight. i have all the necessary tools to pull it off and make it look truly authentic.

[Jericho]

Where in the FUCK was this when I was young?

http://www.cockeyed.com/archive/candy_code/candy_code.html

[Kilgore]

I'm The Dude, my buddy is Walter.

I have everything but cheap sunglasses.

[The GWD]

I'm The Dude, my buddy is Walter.

I have everything but cheap sunglasses.

Damn it, asshole. Well...mine's a little more original. Allow me to elaborate.

[The GWD]

CRACK'S EPIC: PART DEUX. By The GWD

Imagine a world where jedi weren't all heroic. Imagine how a few jedi may have just retired when order 66 was issued. They live among us, playing games, but still obsessed with the horrors of war. And with that I give you...

Jedi Master Sobchak




[img=http://img203.imagevenue.com/loc580/th_83565_SN850533_122_580lo.JPG] (http://img203.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83565_SN850533_122_580lo.JPG)

"Dude, sandpeople is not the preferred nomenclature. Tusken Raider, Please."



[img=http://img181.imagevenue.com/loc467/th_83574_SN850539_122_467lo.JPG] (http://img181.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83574_SN850539_122_467lo.JPG)

"Smokey, this is not the Clone Wars, this is Bowling. There are rules!"



[img=http://img139.imagevenue.com/loc939/th_83579_SN850540_122_939lo.JPG] (http://img139.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83579_SN850540_122_939lo.JPG)

Separatists? I mean, say what you will about the tenets of universal imperialism, dude. At least it's an ethos.

[The GWD]

My epic is ruined by Imagevenue's faggy fagginess.

The links still work though. Check out my nerdiness!

[6655321]

creative, very creative. where'd you find that wicked prosthetic double chin?

[mongo]

best.pics.ever.

[The GWD]

creative, very creative. where'd you find that wicked prosthetic double chin?

Pizza Hut.

[}{arlequin]

i had no idea those two concepts could be combined. they couldn't be any more different... that's like...cool man

[redsox39]

My friend is having a rock band themed halloween party, so basically I need to figure out what my costume will be...so how does one dress like a slutty rock star female? I was thinking something short, tight or thigh high?...any suggestions?

The Lil' Kim Pasty on your one exposed breast seems to be pretty hot (on anybody but Lil kim)

[Gary_Busey]

Yeah, so I heard Franklin St. in Chapel Hill is being closed down, so we should be getting even more people coming to our downtown. Definitely not going anywhere near there tonight. I'll probably just get shitfaced at my apartment.

[redsox39]

The Lil' Kim Pasty on your one exposed breast seems to be pretty hot (on anybody but Lil kim)

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd96/jyce50/LilKim.jpg

[merlin13]

We live in a VERY rural area. But fuck me running backwards, I'll have atleast two dozen little fuckers wanting handouts, screaming trick or treat. I don't have any kids of my own so why does everyone else send their little bastard to my door for candy.

[redsox39]

Me: John McCain, POW

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd96/jyce50/mcCain.jpg

[Da Raider]

for Halloween, I'm avoiding my neighborhood entirely and drinking heavily.

[}{arlequin]

http://i33.tinypic.com/157j9k6.jpg

[merlin13]

THATS the great pumpkin Charlie Brown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[}{arlequin]

http://monsterdonut.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/leeloo_5th_element_costume.jpg

[The GWD]

Bu...that's not accurate! She doesn't get the multi-pass until well after she gets clothes. God. Nerds.

[}{arlequin]

i'd give her a multi anytime

[The GWD]

I'd be her Bruce Willis, anytime.

[Rollinon2]

is that tape she using

[merlin13]

Is she dressed as a post whore?

[Smuckers]

I just have one comment to make.

Year after year, at least here in my IL town, it seems as though we get less and less kids/people.

We only had, like, 20 people last night....and it's no small town.

I say every year, I still remember about 6 years ago when I went out when I was like, 12, and there were so many people out, I remember a man sprayed me with silly puddy, it was that crazy.

Now, I looked out during "trick or treating"...there were no people out. none.

I am stunned.

[Kerjack]

You mean silly string? Silly puddy is well, puddy. Kind of hard to spray.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I just have one comment to make.

Year after year, at least here in my IL town, it seems as though we get less and less kids/people.

We only had, like, 20 people last night....and it's no small town.

I say every year, I still remember about 6 years ago when I went out when I was like, 12, and there were so many people out, I remember a man sprayed me with silly puddy, it was that crazy.

Now, I looked out during "trick or treating"...there were no people out. none.

I am stunned.

America has realized that it can make more money getting 23 y/olds dressing like whores than it can make pumping 10 y/olds with sugar.

[Stax]

My Jaws costume went off nicely looking like this:

http://www.fakefaces.co.uk/images/lookalikes/fullsize/172-1383.jpg

But best costume of the night went to the good looking blond in a body paint 'mermaid' costume who repeatedly danced w/ her shirt off.

[chad213]

My Jaws costume went off nicely looking like this:



But best costume of the night went to the good looking blond in a body paint 'mermaid' costume who repeatedly danced w/ her shirt off.

Pics???

[Will-Kill]

Dressed up as death, hid by a bush and scared kids, made one run down the street and made one cry.
Great night.

[Stax]

Pics???

Sadly no. Apartment was dark dark dark w/ blacklights, plus I had no camera (and even I'm not that much of a creeper).

[Atrevido82]

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/atrevido82/theClays.jpg

[The GWD]

Dressed up as death, hid by a bush and scared kids, made one run down the street and made one cry.
Great night.

What are you, 12?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Yeah. Hows about some pitcures you whores.

[wacker]

The party I went to was filled with brown people dancing to Justin Timberlake and Caribanna music :(.

[Da Raider]

i'm glad Halloween is over with. Time for the best holiday evar. THanksgiving.

[Face]

thanksgiving was 3 weeks ago, noob

[}{arlequin]

*waits for ghostbuster pics*

[}{arlequin]

impatiently

[Pax Britannia]

Here ya go
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/1165942731328-1.jpg

[chipsahoy]

http://img160.imagevenue.com/loc1062/th_11390_1_123_1062lo.jpg (http://img160.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=11390_1_123_1062lo.jpg)

[Smuckers]

http://img160.imagevenue.com/loc1062/th_11390_1_123_1062lo.jpg (http://img160.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=11390_1_123_1062lo.jpg)

Pedo bear? HAAH brilliant. is that yours? amazing.