View Full Version : Zippers vs. Buttons
Poop Sailboat
10-03-2008, 02:36 PM
You know those jeans with all buttons down the front (fly?)? I don't know what the fuck it's called, but I hate those bitches. Too hard to get my junk in and out of when I gotta piss. But most of my jeans have them, because I don't check it out before I buy them.
Poop Sailboat
10-03-2008, 02:37 PM
ok, my cat hopped on my keyboard and closed out gmf. some mod or admin put it the 2 choices for me.
IBTP!!!!!!!!!
will that work? or you want it changed?
Poop Sailboat
10-03-2008, 02:39 PM
yeah, that's good.
Oggie
10-03-2008, 02:40 PM
Button fly.
Less risk of getting it caught in there.
}{arlequin
10-03-2008, 02:43 PM
+1^ especially when out drinking.
from the ones i have it's about 50/50 though
Zippers for pants and jackets, buttons for shirts
The button jeans are the worst on girls too. All I want to do is get her pants off and I'm too drunk to fumble with buttons.
fuldstændigamok
10-03-2008, 02:46 PM
Buttons all the way.
Zipper are dangerous. And gay. Like velcro shoes.
I thought your mental health specialist told you that you need velcro shoes
}{arlequin
10-03-2008, 02:49 PM
The button jeans are the worst on girls too. All I want to do is get her pants off and I'm too drunk to fumble with buttons.
it's easier and quicker than zippers. after the first one just pull apart and in one motion they all come undone. fail.
American Eagle jeans beg to differ
The GWD
10-03-2008, 02:51 PM
Nothing quite like hanging out at the public bathroom at 3 in the morning, huddled in the fetal position in the far corner sadly masturbating, when in the pitch black you hear slurping noises followed by a long satisfied sigh and finally a good old zip up from the jeans. And then quick shame filled footsteps outta there.
So, zippers.
}{arlequin
10-03-2008, 02:51 PM
shit. now i'm gonna hafta start checking brands before tapping an ass???
CrazyCarl
10-03-2008, 02:56 PM
buttons just pull apart in one motion anyway, and to quote Seinfeld "that's one area where I don't need interlocking metal teeth"
Poop Sailboat
10-03-2008, 02:57 PM
the buttons just make me lazy so i unbutton the top button and pull my whole junk out over the other two or three.