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Rumpleforeskin
10-05-2008, 12:49 PM
What do you do on the toilet to kill the time?
Crossword puzzles and cigarettes.
goldsoundz
10-05-2008, 03:03 PM
i just get it done and get outta there
medlar
10-05-2008, 03:14 PM
Not much..admire myself in the mirror, think about stuff..
Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader.
BIG PIZZLE
10-05-2008, 03:14 PM
I rarely struggle with my turds.
Rumpleforeskin
10-05-2008, 04:06 PM
I envy you.
I masturbate with my poo while reading the Bible.
medlar
10-05-2008, 04:08 PM
I hope you don't wipe your ass with the pages. By god.
Archetype
10-06-2008, 08:04 PM
Not much..admire myself in the mirror, think about stuff..
Admire yourself in the mirror...? What kind of fucked up house do you live in?
hatepoppy
10-06-2008, 08:08 PM
Admire yourself in the mirror...? What kind of fucked up house do you live in?
the apt i had in college had a weird fuckin medicine cabinet. it was rectangular, mayb 8 inches high and fuckin 6 ft long, set about 6 inches above the john. standing there pissing, i was pretty much perfect height to see my pisstol in action.
fucking odd.
art_vandelay
10-06-2008, 08:38 PM
Never in there long enough to do anything special.
medlar
10-06-2008, 08:42 PM
Admire yourself in the mirror...? What kind of fucked up house do you live in?
A House of Mirrors.
NOTKyle
10-06-2008, 09:29 PM
Potty entertainment?
Toiletslave.com?
6655321
10-07-2008, 08:38 AM
i remember when i was a kid i once read jurassic park while on the shitter. i forgot that i was on the toilet and that was the best book ever, so the time just flew by!
chipsahoy
10-07-2008, 09:36 AM
I have taken my laptop in there...
To post on GMF, of course, right?
Philip Lombard
10-07-2008, 12:53 PM
Backs of shampoo bottles made me laugh. I'll grab anything to read.
Archangel
10-07-2008, 01:03 PM
I've read half on Tom Clancy's opus on the khazi.
Don Scrappy
10-07-2008, 01:08 PM
My shits never last more than a few minutes
Parliament
10-08-2008, 09:30 AM
I post on GMF.
Pax Britannia
10-08-2008, 09:31 AM
i remember when i was a kid i once read jurassic park while on the shitter. i forgot that i was on the toilet and that was the best book ever, so the time just flew by!
You must have the bowels of a 70 year old.
WigglingWii
10-08-2008, 06:11 PM
I only read before wiping.
Claydon
10-08-2008, 06:17 PM
Newsweek
WigglingWii
10-08-2008, 06:19 PM
Newsweek
I hope you use it to wipe your bottom.
Claydon
10-08-2008, 06:20 PM
I hope you use it to wipe your bottom.
I usually use Anna Quinlen's writings.
WigglingWii
10-08-2008, 06:21 PM
I usually use Anna Quinlen's writings.
I tried to use an ESPN magazine one time but my bf got mad.
Claydon
10-08-2008, 06:23 PM
I tried to use an ESPN magazine one time but my bf got mad.
dump him
Pax Britannia
10-08-2008, 06:24 PM
You dont want to be distracted by sports scores when your trying to hit dat shit.
White Rhino
10-08-2008, 06:28 PM
I am in and out the like the burger joint. Which also makes me have to shit.
Uknowiphat
10-09-2008, 01:57 PM
Sometimes I open the mail on the shitter. Other than that, I drop the Cosby kids off at the pool and go make a snack.
Philip Lombard
10-10-2008, 08:01 AM
dump on him
TylerDurden
10-10-2008, 11:34 AM
i get rss feeds on my phone, so i just catch up on the day's news and tech articles while i'm pinchin' one off. hell, i even have gmf's rss feed on my phone, though i just read that, no posting.
but once the toilet paper is called into battle the blackberry/reading is done. too much distraction while i'm tryin' to wipe till it's white.