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Parliament
10-06-2008, 03:24 PM
http://sveens.net/opplasting/bilder/Reliant%20Robin%201e.jpg
I just wanted to get that out of the way.
01. Please try and post a meaningful, fact based, and informative introduction, and for the love of God don't try and be a tough ass. If you do, you will most likely fail miserably. Either way even if you post the most phenomenal intro in the history of GMF we will most likely make fun of you. The better the intro though, the less the hazing will be.

Meaningful? I have never posted any meaningful ever
Fact based? I am 38. I live on Long Island, New york. I am married with a 5 year old daughter. My wife is currently pregnant with twins. I have an awesome set of tools and can fix anything. Except for my minibike.
Informative? I would like to inform you that this is a pic of me in a cornfield.
http://www.zoto.com/parliament/img/45/ad5543e2687bb7571325a92d31f38272.jpg

02. If you are female you'll most likely be to asked to show yours tits. If you don't show them we will probably call you names and make fun of you. IF YOU DO show them we will still probably call you names and make fun of you. It's just the way things go.

I am a male.

03. If for some reason your intro goes horribly wrong, and you are bashed to oblivion do not PM, message, or e-mail any of the Moderators or Admins asking for your account to be deleted or banned. It is against our policy, and just isn't going to happen.

Bring it on Nancies (<not meant to be a tough ass comment)

04. Reputation Points (Rep) is pretty much meaningless to most of us. Being a new member you will most likely get at least a few negative Reps, especially if your intro isn't up to par. Before you throw a hissy fit about it just take a deep breath, relax, and then PM an Admin. If you ask nicely most of us will normally reset your Rep count.

I could care less. You should see my Smite count on another board I am on.

05. POST A PICTURE OF A RELIANT ROBIN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliant_Robin) IN YOUR INTRO explaining in 25 words or less what you would do to pimp one out. There really is no real reason for this other than if you do it we know you read these rules/guidelines. Plus, Dorothy Syndicate, who is a Saint by the way, was impregnated in the back of one of these resulting in me. Swear To GOD. Female members may substitute pictures of their own boobage in the place of this picture.

I did at the top of this post.
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 03:35 PM
Your screen name is my favourite form of representative government. Welcome.
mxlplkt
10-06-2008, 03:46 PM
And a tasty smoke.
Tar Heel
10-06-2008, 03:59 PM
OOHHH SNAP!!!! U CAN PUT COKE IN THE FILTER!!!!!!
wacker
10-06-2008, 04:21 PM
Does that car remind anyone else of Wall-E?
Claydon
10-06-2008, 04:31 PM
Your screen name is my favourite form of representative government. Welcome.

You just prefer the fusion of powers.
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 04:32 PM
You just prefer the fusion of powers.

Republic smells too much like socialism to me.
}{arlequin
10-06-2008, 04:34 PM
the only good thing ab socialism is the abundance of slutty swedish chicks
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 04:35 PM
the only good thing ab socialism is the abundance of slutty swedish chicks

Your confusing socialsm with a dutch whore house again.

How many times do we have to go over this?
Claydon
10-06-2008, 04:38 PM
Republic smells too much like socialism to me.

Oh, thats right...the NHS is all about the individual and private care.
}{arlequin
10-06-2008, 04:39 PM
i might be in the neighborhood of a dutch whorehouse jan or feb but i still think scandinavian socialists are one of the most care-free when it comes to teh sex
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 04:39 PM
Oh, thats right...the NHS is all about the individual and private care.

Thats for the commoners.
Claydon
10-06-2008, 04:43 PM
Thats for the commoners.

I find it scary that the majority party chooses the executive and furthermore that there is no upper house of the government (or should I say a real upper house). Granted the british system is more efficient than the americans, but I truly do prefer a federal system. Course, our divided government constantly fighting amongst themselves might scare the bejesus out of you.
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 04:46 PM
I find it scary that the majority party chooses the executive and furthermore that there is no upper house of the government (or should I say a real upper house). Granted the british system is more efficient than the americans, but I truly do prefer a federal system. Course, our divided government constantly fighting amongst themselves might scare the bejesus out of you.

The chaos that grips most continental governments constantly trying to from coalition governments and then falling apart in 18 months has only served to cement most peoples faith in our form of government.
Claydon
10-06-2008, 04:47 PM
The chaos that grips most continental governments constantly trying to from coalition governments and then falling apart in 18 months has only served to cement most peoples faith in our form of government.

you mean a 2 party system.....

i smell a P&C thread!
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 04:48 PM
you mean a 2 party system.....

i smell a P&C thread!

Technically we have a 3 party system.

Although the Liberals havent won an election since the 20's.
Claydon
10-06-2008, 04:49 PM
Technically we have a 3 party system.

Although the Liberals havent won an election since the 20's.

lukas is a sad panda about that
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 04:51 PM
lukas is a sad panda about that

You've gotta be a glutton for punishment to join the liberals anyway.