View Full Version : AJ or Claydon?
Billy
10-06-2008, 02:25 PM
If you HAD to keep one as a poster on the boards, which one would you keep?
AJ vs Claydon, who ya got?
Claydon
10-06-2008, 02:25 PM
ummm
Claydon
10-06-2008, 02:25 PM
IBTP?
Billy
10-06-2008, 02:27 PM
I'm changing my vote...
Morfin
10-06-2008, 02:28 PM
Even though Claydon can be irritating, he adds something intellectually.
Claydon
10-06-2008, 02:29 PM
think im gonna vote for the ole claydon.
i like this guy
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 02:30 PM
Claydon.
He shows respect to the Thatch.
Kerjack
10-06-2008, 02:34 PM
They both deserve to have GMF erode their lives.
Tar Heel
10-06-2008, 02:35 PM
I can think of several good posts by claydon over the last year. For the most part Claydon is a good poster. I can't think of anything meaningful that AJ has ever posted, and he posts all the time.
Billy
10-06-2008, 02:36 PM
I can think of several good posts by claydon over the last year. For the most part Claydon is a good poster. I can't think of anything meaningful that AJ has ever posted, and he posts all the time.
Links?
My vote is for Claydon because he isn't AJ.
mongo
10-06-2008, 02:37 PM
where is the "crack" option?
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 02:38 PM
where is the "crack" option?
Between yo mommas legs.
Claydon is pretty smart, even if he's kind of dumb.
If that makes sense.
mongo
10-06-2008, 02:41 PM
neither of them ever post music, thus, they both fail.
Billy
10-06-2008, 02:44 PM
Bear in mind that AJ doesn't wear a lei in 99% of his pictures
6655321
10-06-2008, 02:47 PM
they both suck.
Kerjack
10-06-2008, 02:48 PM
Sometimes I ax myself, Why do you bother to even try to be nice to AJ? Screw the olive branch.
Claydon >>>>> AJ
Claydon
10-06-2008, 03:04 PM
Bear in mind that AJ doesn't wear a lei in 99% of his pictures
here is a clue there buddy, i was in hawaii, doing things like, rehearsal dinner, and my wedding. leis are kind of the norm over there, kind of like amyl nitrate and strap ons are normal gear for your nights out.
VoxAngelikus
10-06-2008, 03:46 PM
Claydon comes off as occasionally arrogant but always intelligent.
AJ comes off as intelligent, but acting like the douchebag in high school that wants to be cool by showing you how stupid and rude he can be. Which is worse than just being plain stupid.
Nosebuckle
10-06-2008, 03:52 PM
Where's the option to get rid of Billy?
I say we just delete everyone and start over
Jericho
10-06-2008, 03:56 PM
I say we just delete everyone and start over
We just did that, estupedo
Jericho
10-06-2008, 04:10 PM
You'll only end up with an even worse pink title
Mustard
10-06-2008, 04:14 PM
I want a pink custom titty... :(
NOTKyle
10-06-2008, 04:20 PM
AJ is the kid that sat in the back of class and called everyone a faggot and acted super cool, even though nobody liked him. Claydon is the kid that sits up front and is best friends with the teacher.
Nobody likes either kid, and they always sit alone at lunch.
But at least Claydon moved outta the basement when he graduated.
Billy
10-06-2008, 04:46 PM
Wearing a lei because it's commonplace over there and you desperately want to fit in isn't exactly an impressive explanation, Claydon. It's actually sadder than if you were just some douche that wore leis and Hawaiian shirts all of the time.
Pharon
10-06-2008, 04:52 PM
Claydon sucks way less than AJ. But it really is relative because AJ sucks so much.
AJ is the kid that sat in the back of class and called everyone a faggot and acted super cool, even though nobody liked him. Claydon is the kid that sits up front and is best friends with the teacher.
Nobody likes either kid, and they always sit alone at lunch.
But at least Claydon moved outta the basement when he graduated.
Abso-fucking-lutely perfect description.
Genius
10-06-2008, 05:59 PM
here is a clue there buddy, i was in hawaii, doing things like, rehearsal dinner, and my wedding. leis are kind of the norm over there, kind of like amyl nitrate and strap ons are normal gear for your nights out.
If you'd just shut up, you might have a shot at winning this.
Pharon
10-06-2008, 06:02 PM
If he knew how to shut up he wouldn't be in this poll in the first place.
Where's the option to get rid of Billy?
TheImpossibleMan
10-06-2008, 06:40 PM
This was ridiculously hard, but I think I'd rather get rid of Claydon.
Archangel
10-06-2008, 06:52 PM
Claydon comes off as occasionally arrogant but always intelligent.
AJ comes off as intelligent, but acting like the douchebag in high school that wants to be cool by showing you how stupid and rude he can be. Which is worse than just being plain stupid.
Big ass fucking caveat.
Claydon was bearable until he got into the whole "you're a fag" vibe; I get the idea that he lost his sense of auto-irony, which was instrumental to dealing with him. These days, he's way too GWB for my tastes.
AJ? I had a pretty public spat with him, as some of you might know, but at least he was man enough to tell me that he acted like a jackass and was sorry for it. Say what you want, but that counts for something in my book. I called Claydon out several times on his supremely fake sounding chauvinism, and I got nothing.
The GWD
10-06-2008, 06:59 PM
GWB?
Archangel
10-06-2008, 07:00 PM
That cretin that sits in the White House. It's not a typo, you know.
Claydon
10-06-2008, 07:01 PM
AJ? I had a pretty public spat with him, as some of you might know, but at least he was man enough to tell me that he acted like a jackass and was sorry for it. Say what you want, but that counts for something in my book. I called Claydon out several times on his supremely fake sounding chauvinism, and I got nothing.
Bullshit, I apologized to you via IM. You claim to be the very definition of civility, yet you continued to be pricky euro boy to me so I thought...well there was a wasted apology guess I will just treat him like he wants to be treated.
The GWD
10-06-2008, 07:02 PM
Claydon is nowhere near as influential as GWB.
kid_vidrio
10-06-2008, 07:04 PM
Bill was no where near as influential as Ted.
Conincidence?
The GWD
10-06-2008, 07:06 PM
Ted Danson?
Archangel
10-06-2008, 07:08 PM
Bullshit, I apologized to you via IM. You claim to be the very definition of civility, yet you continued to be pricky euro boy to me so I thought...well there was a wasted apology guess I will just treat him like he wants to be treated.
You apologised, AND you said that your tone was the result of stress and the like, telling me that you yourself knew that it befitted you as much as me spouting stuff about the MLB.
End result? Faggotry. Sorry mate, but you should at least be smarter than this shit.
Billy
10-06-2008, 07:11 PM
I wish I were cool enough to beg for Arch's forgiveness
Claydon
10-06-2008, 07:12 PM
You apologised, AND you said that your tone was the result of stress and the like, telling me that you yourself knew that it befitted you as much as me spouting stuff about the MLB.
End result? Faggotry. Sorry mate, but you should at least be smarter than this shit.
I did say that, and what did you do the next day.... start railing against me and insulting. You claim to be a big christian man, do unto others bro.
Archangel
10-06-2008, 07:14 PM
I wish I were cool enough to beg for Arch's forgiveness
Bow down, my child...
Claydon
10-06-2008, 07:15 PM
Wait...did you just call me GWB arch?
You son of a bitch!
The GWD
10-06-2008, 07:17 PM
I used to hate Claydon until we both got kidnapped by a couple of rednecks in a store. They took us to the basement and started raping Claydon. I escaped and took a katana to the aggressors, and a comradery was formed between me and Claydon.
Or something like that.
I need to hang out here more because I don't know who the fuck either of these fags are
Billy
10-06-2008, 07:22 PM
lucky man
They are like famous compared to you, however
Billy
10-06-2008, 07:25 PM
Your loss
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 07:26 PM
I used to hate Claydon until we both got kidnapped by a couple of rednecks in a store. They took us to the basement and started raping Claydon. I escaped and took a katana to the aggressors, and a comradery was formed between me and Claydon.
Or something like that.
You should sell the story rights to hollywood or something. I can recommend a good director, he's a little odd but the kids got talent.
Genius
10-06-2008, 07:26 PM
Hey Arch, how do you pronounce Dionysus?
Billy, I want to get to know you better.
Pax Britannia
10-06-2008, 07:29 PM
Hey Arch, how do you pronounce Dionysus?
Like a German extra from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Billy
10-06-2008, 07:34 PM
Billy, I want to get to know you better.
Take me out to dinner, then throw in some booze and vicodin and you and I will be making vids together in no time.
Archetype
10-06-2008, 07:53 PM
I did say that, and what did you do the next day.... start railing against me and insulting. You claim to be a big christian man, do unto others bro.
Jesus never said anything like that, and now I'm deeply offended, bring in the nukes!
Philip Lombard
10-06-2008, 08:00 PM
Easy
hatepoppy
10-06-2008, 08:02 PM
claydon > cardinals fans.
TheImpossibleMan
10-06-2008, 08:21 PM
Arch and Claydon arguing about what constitutes an apology = essence of faggotry
Archetype
10-06-2008, 08:28 PM
The authority on gay has spoken.
Pharon
10-06-2008, 09:31 PM
This entire thread is gay and we are all dumber for having read it.
Billy
10-06-2008, 11:04 PM
GTFO then, Phaggot
dick_darlington
10-07-2008, 01:43 AM
claydon actually has something constructive to say in most threads..
aj, on the other hand................... anyone could be his dupe, and no one would notice.
vasili denisov
10-07-2008, 02:07 AM
claydon actually has something constructive to say in most threads..
aj, on the other hand................... anyone could be his dupe, and no one would notice.
FAIL. Your fail-ity fail is full of fail-ly fail, I'm failly sure. I wouldn't failate your fail, you're full of failure. If your fail was a well, I wouldn't want to fail down it. Your failure is a failony. if you were an animal, you'd be a failine. FAIL. Your fail is there between "Helen Hunt sex thriller" and "Icelandic bank". NO PASS-Y WASSY.
Fucking
Absolutely
Incredibly
Such a fucking failure, it can't be spelled properly
Le Fail.
Claydon
10-07-2008, 02:20 AM
pharon = phaggot?!
lulz
I think I should be the only person allowed to post at GMF. This place would consist of the same percentage of worthless posts, but at least you could sift through them on your lunch break once a month.
I wonder how many people even know who I am outside of the old-school file-sharing forum and photoshop threads anyways.
Mustard
10-07-2008, 02:24 AM
Shank and bank
Bastard
10-07-2008, 02:54 AM
Claydon is a pompous, effeminate, snobby, little, weasel rat while AJ is a bitter, repetitious, insufferable, old man. I suppose one positive thing about Claydon is at least he is aware of his shortcomings while AJ continues to live in denial. Has AJ ever snitched on anyone? If not that could go in his positive attributes list.
Archangel
10-07-2008, 02:59 AM
I'd rather have AJ with me in a fistfight, though.
Billy
10-07-2008, 03:05 AM
I'd pay to see arch in a fistfight
I'd pay to have arch fist me.
As far as real life goes, I think Claydon has accomplished alot more. After all he is married, works and doesn't live with his mother.
Claydon
10-07-2008, 04:20 PM
As far as real life goes, I think Claydon has accomplished alot more. After all he is married, works and doesn't live with his mother.
or do i?!
Candycane
10-08-2008, 12:11 PM
Sometimes being married isn't accomplishment, sometimes it's like picking Showcase number 2 with the pop corn popper and the Jet ski in the Showcase Showdown. When you really should have taken the trip to Paris and gotten a hummer from one of the models.
And sometimes being married can be indeed even more wonderful than you imagine.
My point is it doesn't matter because both represent what GMF can be.
Billy
10-08-2008, 12:17 PM
Well if THAT ain't the biggest load of hippy bullshit I've ever heard...
Candycane
10-08-2008, 12:20 PM
Well if THAT ain't the biggest load of hippy bullshit I've ever heard...
It isn't hippy bullshit. AJ's "thing" is to be mean and make fun of people, Claydon's real life persona and GMF "shtick" is to be pompous and pretentious and ooh la la about shit. They are a slice of the microcosm of life here and a representative of what is "out there". How is that hippy bullshit?
I'm editing because I don't know Claydon's real life persona, so I'm talking their on line personalities.
Pax Britannia
10-08-2008, 12:21 PM
It isn't hippy bullshit. AJ's "thing" is to be mean and make fun of people, Claydon's real life persona and GMF "shtick" is to be pompous and pretentious and ooh la la about shit. They are a slice of th microcosm of life here and a representative of what is "out there". How is that hippy bullshit?
Thats very insightful. Do me next! (literally and metaphorically)
fuldstændigamok
10-08-2008, 12:28 PM
I'd rather have AJ with me in a fistfight, though.
AJ and you in a fistfight. Teehee, add claydon into the mix and we would have the most hilarious brawl in history.
Tar Heel
10-08-2008, 12:30 PM
I bet AJ is like 5' 4".
Pax Britannia
10-08-2008, 12:31 PM
AJ and you in a fistfight. Teehee, add claydon into the mix and we would have the most hilarious brawl in history.
Something like this?
D6S6LoZQ7Ik
I bet Aj is like 54 years old.
fuldstændigamok
10-08-2008, 12:35 PM
Something like this?
D6S6LoZQ7Ik
Maybe. Im not sure though, I got extremely bored watching it after 6 seconds.
redsox39
10-08-2008, 12:36 PM
Something like this?
D6S6LoZQ7Ik
Wow...did they get tired after 30 seconds of slapping? these kids look like champion masturbaters...I am surprised they tired so easy...
Maybe they just had a Wii Marathon?
Claydon
10-08-2008, 12:41 PM
AJ and you in a fistfight. Teehee, add claydon into the mix and we would have the most hilarious brawl in history.
Just like a frenchmen to bring a knife to a gun fight.
Im an American, as an American I believe in proxy wars (getting someone to fight for me) or force multipliers (firearm, industrial size can of CS).
dick_darlington
10-08-2008, 12:44 PM
claydon would just kick everyone in the balls and run away.
Kerjack
10-08-2008, 12:44 PM
AJ and you in a fistfight. Teehee, add claydon into the mix and we would have the most hilarious brawl in history.
Despite Arches demeanor he might know how to throw down. He did serve remember.
Claydon
10-08-2008, 12:47 PM
claydon would just kick everyone in the balls and run away.
CS to the face at 10 feet, kick to the balls, and then a kick to the gut.
sheesh...get it right
Kerjack
10-08-2008, 12:48 PM
Ah Russia...
1bd_1223411907
That was so much more awesome than the method in Kill Bill 2. It included a gay celebratory pose and everything
Claydon
10-08-2008, 12:58 PM
Ah Russia...
1bd_1223411907
ahhh must be those russian 'peace keepers'.
i prefer the americans in iraq
-x7JYADhWIo
chipsahoy
10-08-2008, 01:07 PM
Ah Russia...
1bd_1223411907
Most people would say walk it off, but he tried and failed. The pose was the best part then the face to pavement.
Billy
10-08-2008, 01:45 PM
Despite Arches demeanor he might know how to throw down. He did serve remember.
What'd Arch serve? Hamburgers?
Archangel
10-08-2008, 02:00 PM
Witty.
As if I would ever take a menial job in the service sector. ***** please.
Billy
10-08-2008, 02:01 PM
Just figured that Arch would've liked to experience the plight of the common peasant at some point
Claydon
10-08-2008, 02:06 PM
it's funny cuz arch lives in a 150 sq ft closet and yet mocks those who have to work for a living.
Pax Britannia
10-08-2008, 02:07 PM
Arch doesnt need lots of stuff to feel better than everyone else.
Ahhh the beauty of arrogance.
Archangel
10-08-2008, 02:09 PM
it's funny cuz arch lives in a 150 sq ft closet and yet mocks those who have to work for a living.
The only one living in a closet is your chardonnay-sipping arse, and my apartment's 550 sq ft, thank you very much.
Seriously, I couldn't even fit my sneaker collection into 150 sq ft.
Archangel
10-08-2008, 02:10 PM
Arch doesnt need lots of stuff to feel better than everyone else.
Ahhh the beauty of arrogance.
I'm pretty sure I've got more stuff than most other people.
fuldstændigamok
10-08-2008, 02:12 PM
I'm pretty sure I've got more stuff than most other people.
We are speaking civilized word, here, not africa.
Wait...Twas the welsh speaking, scrap the civilized part.
Claydon
10-08-2008, 02:15 PM
The only one living in a closet is your chardonnay-sipping arse, and my apartment's 550 sq ft, thank you very much.
Seriously, I couldn't even fit my sneaker collection into 150 sq ft.
My wine racks tack up an entire walk in closet. So your shoe collection huh...yah...thats not gay at ALL arch.
Pax Britannia
10-08-2008, 02:15 PM
Wait...Twas the welsh speaking, scrap the civilized part.
My great great grandfather was shooting savages before you were even born frenchy.
Oh and:
Wales - 29
France - 12
Billy
10-08-2008, 02:17 PM
Okay, he collects shoes, you collect enough wine to fill a closet. You both have gay hobbies, point taken
Claydon
10-08-2008, 02:18 PM
Wales - 29
France - 12
pwnt!
fuldstændigamok
10-08-2008, 02:19 PM
My great great grandfather was shooting savages before you were even born frenchy.
So your great great granddad was shooting your great great grandma. Big deal.
Tar Heel
10-08-2008, 02:19 PM
I would collect more wine if I didn't drink it at a rate very close to that with which I buy it.
Archangel
10-08-2008, 02:20 PM
My wine racks tack up an entire walk in closet. So your shoe collection huh...yah...thats not gay at ALL arch.
Wow, so we're recycling Muji's jokes ca 2006 here, Claydon? Amazing.
And since wine is associated with France, anything associated with Michael Jordan is ipso facto 100x less gay.
fuldstændigamok
10-08-2008, 02:20 PM
Who is billy and why does he have a scary ugly retard as his av?
Claydon
10-08-2008, 02:20 PM
Wow, so we're recycling Muji's jokes ca 2006 here, Claydon? Amazing.
And since wine is associated with France, anything associated with Michael Jordan is ipso facto 100x less gay.
damn you man.......damn you!
Pax Britannia
10-08-2008, 02:22 PM
So your great great granddad was shooting your great great grandma. Big deal.
How dare you sir! My great great grandmother was a saint! Even if she was English.
TheImpossibleMan
10-08-2008, 02:27 PM
claydon would just kick everyone in the balls and run away.
more like stroke everyone on the balls
Where the fuck is AJ? You'd think he would be all up in this thread calling everyone nigs and such. At least Claydon is here saying whatever it is he is saying.
Admit it sincerely, we would miss both of them at the end.
Individuals like them give a specific flavor to these forums, kind of a bitter-sour taste, like chewing a sweaty co.. I mean, an old worn-out glove or something.
They are a spice of GMF, well, a spice-girls-kind-of spice, but nevertheless.
TheImpossibleMan
10-08-2008, 02:33 PM
I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you Axel, I actually wouldn't miss either of them.
Though I do agree their posts are like chewing a sweaty condom. Not that I'd know anything about that.
Fag.
It's GMF TiM, it supposes to taste bad.
BTW, I'd miss you in the same way too.
Daydreamer
10-08-2008, 02:38 PM
My wine racks tack up an entire walk in closet. So your shoe collection huh...yah...thats not gay at ALL arch.
You have a wine closet, but your place is falling apart?
Claydon
10-08-2008, 03:01 PM
You have a wine closet, but your place is falling apart?
define falling apart? I do not own this place, so I have little say in what is fixed. However, with that said, new carpeting, tiling are coming next month.
TheImpossibleMan
10-08-2008, 03:03 PM
It's GMF TiM, it supposes to taste bad.
BTW, I'd miss you in the same way too.
I hope at least I taste like one of those flavored condoms. Maybe cherry.
Or purple.