View Full Version : Confessions
mxlplkt
10-07-2008, 12:39 PM
Just like on the old board. Got a secret? Want to get something off your chest? Post it here & Oggiesus will say your hail mary's & tithe your bank account for redemption.
I didn't like A Clockwork Orange.
There. I said it!
RedBEARD
10-07-2008, 12:51 PM
The last chick I did anything with had hair down yonder, and it turned me off a little bit.
Tar Heel
10-07-2008, 02:02 PM
Once, I raped a deaf and blind chick, then I broke her fingers so she couldn't tell anyone.
Ive had sex with a girl so fat even the tide wouldnt take her out anywhere.
On 2 separate occasions.
Pax Britannia
10-07-2008, 02:54 PM
Despite my love of sci-fi I found Blade Runner boring as hell.
NOTKyle
10-07-2008, 02:56 PM
I've been dead for two days.
Jack Bauer
10-07-2008, 03:11 PM
im addicted to watching chicks do naughty shit on webams..usually amateurs
TheImpossibleMan
10-07-2008, 03:52 PM
Sometimes I worry I'm just too awesome.
Claydon
10-07-2008, 05:15 PM
I am secretly lusting for this 4'11" asian woman at work.
....wait, is that even a confession?
medlar
10-08-2008, 12:29 AM
I am a sex God
I claim before orgasm
Now a sad wanker.
Archetype
10-08-2008, 12:32 AM
Despite my love of sci-fi I found Blade Runner boring as hell.
Abuh? I could see Space Odyssey, but Blade Runner?
NOTKyle
10-08-2008, 12:40 AM
I actually love getting rep.
dick_darlington
10-08-2008, 12:42 AM
i hate wedding crashers.
when i think about you, i touch myself.
mongo
10-08-2008, 12:44 AM
i have pulled a "hit'and'run" on two seperate occasions. i'd consider doing it a third time.
NOTKyle
10-08-2008, 12:45 AM
i have pulled a "hit'and'run" on two seperate occasions. i'd consider doing it a third time.
I got hit and run once, while I was in the car. There was very very little damage, so I chased the kid and got his license plate number. Called the cops, and told them I didn't want to press charges, but I wanted him to call me at home and apologize.
He called me sir, and I think he was crying.
fastjohnnybuell
11-08-2008, 12:51 AM
I stole a coworker's SKYPE info, then signed on and called our CEO a pile cum licking ass cheese.
mongo
11-08-2008, 12:54 AM
i have at least one pair of sexy undearwear from every girl i've dated for more than a month.
WET HOT MESS
11-08-2008, 12:56 AM
My toenails are green.
Spanky
11-08-2008, 12:57 AM
I think most of my close friends are idiots.
Claydon
11-08-2008, 12:59 AM
i have at least one pair of sexy undearwear from every girl i've dated for more than a month.
do they need to be autoclaved after you wear them?
mongo
11-08-2008, 01:00 AM
do they need to be autoclaved after you wear them?
this makes me think i should post a video!
Spanky
11-08-2008, 01:01 AM
fucking dewwit
mongo
11-08-2008, 01:02 AM
panty video!
first i must drink a few more beers.
Desperado
11-08-2008, 01:04 AM
I made an ex-gf mow my yard when my parents were out of town and i was hungover... my parents would have been mad at me if it wasnt done.
mongo
11-08-2008, 01:05 AM
I made an ex-gf mow my yard when my parents were out of town and i was hungover... my parents would have been mad at me if it wasnt done.
not interesting. not funny. not cool.
Spanky
11-08-2008, 01:05 AM
not interesting. not funny. not cool.
confessions about yourself?
mongo
11-08-2008, 01:06 AM
confessions about yourself?
i never said "not straight".
Jericho
11-08-2008, 01:07 AM
not interesting. not funny. not cool.
I found it awesome. right on,bruvva
Da Raider
11-08-2008, 03:08 AM
So Jericho, what ever happened with that situation with your boss practically raping you?
Jericho
11-08-2008, 03:13 AM
So Jericho, what ever happened with that situation with your boss practically raping you?
That was like aLast December....and it went down...and I haven't seen her since February
Smuckers
11-08-2008, 03:49 AM
I got busted for looking @ porn in the basement computer when I was in 5th grade...haha.