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Kerjack
10-08-2008, 12:35 AM
Fewer regrets with Mail Goggles
Sending ill-considered e-mail whilst drunk or otherwise in a less-than-optimal state of mind is apparently a more common problem than I thought. Common enough that Google Labs has introduced a feature designed to help prevent it.
Mail Goggles (http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/new-in-labs-stop-sending-mail-you-later.html) makes sure you really do want to send that late-night dispatch by forcing you to solve "a few simple math problems after you click send to verify you're in the right state of mind," Google engineer Jon Perlow explains on the Official Gmail Blog. You have to give him credit for citing examples from personal experience: "Like the time I told that girl I had a crush on her over text message. Or the time I sent that late night email to my ex-girlfriend that we should get back together."
Ars Technica's Jacqui Chang describes it aptly (http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081007-mail-goggles-a-breathlyzer-test-for-your-gmail.html) as "a breathalyer test for your Gmail."
Once installed -- through the "Labs" tag in your Gmail settings -- Mail Goggles is active by default between 10 p.m. and 4 a.m. on Friday and Saturday, although you can change the settings.
You can set the difficulty of the "simple math problems" on a scale from 1:
http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/buzz/library/mailgoggleslevel1.gif
to 5:
http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/buzz/library/mailgoggleslevel5.gif
Whatever the setting, you have 60 seconds to solve all the problems correctly in order to send your message.
A lot of folks (http://www.techmeme.com/081006/p114#a081006p114) find the whole idea of Mail Goggles amusing. Michael Arrington points out what he considers a key flaw (http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/10/07/april-fools-check-did-google-really-release-mail-goggles/): "if I want to send a drunken email, and all that's standing between me and success are a few math problems, I'm gonna go find that calculator."
Presumably, the theory is that if you're clear-headed enough to go fetch a calculator, then you probably pass the test anyway. Of course, you can also solve any Mail Googles problem just by pasting it into a Google search box and using Google's built-in calculator (http://www.google.com/intl/en/help/features.html#calculator) -- but, again, that requires some thought and forces a pause for further evaluation.
Incidentally, I've always thought that requiring commenters to answer simple math problems would be an interesting alternative to CAPTCHAs. It'll be interesting to see if Mail Goggles inspires more people to run with similar ideas.

Posted by Brian Chin (brianchin@seattlepi.com) Brian Chin at October 7, 2008 9:52 a.m.
Categories: You can't make this stuff up (http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/buzz/category.asp?blogID=18&category=40), Zeitgeist watch (http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/buzz/category.asp?blogID=18&category=41)


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mongo
10-08-2008, 12:37 AM
all of that math is like a 4th grade level. i could do that shit blacked the fuck out. fail.

Face
10-08-2008, 12:47 AM
half of america probably couldn't do that shit sober, so a lot of good it'll do

Kerjack
10-08-2008, 12:50 AM
I need something similar but for IM's. And that works for lonely late night judgement impairment.

AJ
10-08-2008, 12:51 AM
Who the in the hell sends e-mails when they're drunk? They need text message goggles.

Kerjack
10-08-2008, 12:52 AM
I can hardly send a txt message as is, I can't imagine trying to send one drunk let alone one that could be understood.

WET HOT MESS
10-08-2008, 01:13 AM
I need something similar but for IM's. And that works for lonely late night judgement impairment.
Then it wouldn't be INSTANT messaging.

Jack Bauer
10-08-2008, 01:20 AM
my spelling is always correct when sending texts drunk as fuck. its not that hard to use predictive text spelling and even then cum and ass arent very long words

WET HOT MESS
10-08-2008, 01:23 AM
Also, what if the person has dyscalculia. That must suck major dingdongs.

Kerjack
10-08-2008, 01:25 AM
My guess is they wouldn't enable it?

WET HOT MESS
10-08-2008, 01:31 AM
What if for April 1st, Google enabled all of them. APRIL FOOLS! IMPORTANT EMAIL, NOT SENT!

Kerjack
10-08-2008, 01:34 AM
Google is in Beta and is not suppose to be used for critical correspondence

That is their excuse for not having telephone support anyway.

Morfin
10-08-2008, 09:21 AM
Also, what if the person has dyscalculia. That must suck major dingdongs.

Discrimination lawsuit! Hello! Did someone call a lawyer?

Le Goat
10-08-2008, 10:29 AM
I need a CAPTCHA type device for my dick. I'm tired of getting random poon

Limp
10-08-2008, 10:36 AM
Put this on my cell phone to prevent me from calling the hot bitches from work and I'd be set.

UNC
10-09-2008, 05:08 AM
alot of you fags need post goggles