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IdiotBrain
10-08-2008, 01:36 AM
Judging from the way most threads are handled, I figured i wasn't TOO off base using that as a conversation starter.

WET HOT MESS
10-08-2008, 01:38 AM
Well with a username like that, you can't expect people to open up to you.

The GWD
10-08-2008, 02:25 AM
I like this guy.

Blue
10-08-2008, 03:08 AM
Idiot isn't the half of it.

Face
10-08-2008, 03:11 AM
I like this guy.
pffft, you would, homo

Mustard
10-08-2008, 03:27 AM
What the fuck is this horse shit?

BHM
10-08-2008, 05:55 AM
Judging from the way most threads are handled, I figured i wasn't TOO off base using that as a conversation starter.
Really wasn't much of a conversation, was it?

escobar
10-08-2008, 06:05 AM
would it involve post game spooning?

UNC
10-08-2008, 06:07 AM
I usually don't get too much sexing from the noobs...but this guy is prolly gonna bend over pretty fucking easy

Oggie
10-08-2008, 07:34 AM
More like IdiotBrain.

VoxAngelikus
10-08-2008, 08:28 AM
IdiotBrain?

I thought AJ was already a member here?

IdiotBrain
10-08-2008, 01:01 PM
There mustn't be many mirrors handy.

DjAg
10-08-2008, 01:53 PM
no mak fun of ilegdabl pepl. We is stil pepl!

IdiotBrain
10-08-2008, 01:53 PM
Was my post not meaningful enough? Would you like my name, birth date, hometown, birth weight, IQ and sexual preference?

The first modification I would do is to burn the Reliant.

I'm Jeff.

I'm from Texas.

I'm 21.

I drink too much, imagine that.

SilverBullet
10-08-2008, 04:45 PM
Your still a fucking dweeb.

Archangel
10-08-2008, 05:07 PM
Yob tvoyu mat'?

medlar
10-08-2008, 09:06 PM
Pa? If you fucked my mother, I will book you on Maury for a dna testing. Fo sho.

IdiotBrain
10-09-2008, 05:40 PM
I'm jeff. I'm 21. Born and raised in deep south Texas... AKA northern Mexico. my job involves Manuel Labor, don't ask. I'm engaged to someone who doesn't live in this country. I play Dungeons and Dragons every sunday, religiously. As far as religion, I consider myself to be in a state of disbelief. I'm a libertarian. I'm a gun owner. I'm a nerd with a computer worth more than my truck.

I maintain that the only modification i would do to the Reliant is to burn it.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/Reliant_Robin_Saloon_England.jpg

}{arlequin
10-09-2008, 05:41 PM
welcome back. we missed you?

Cal
10-09-2008, 05:41 PM
Manual labor?

comicfan
10-09-2008, 05:43 PM
Don't you already have an introduction in this section?

Bizz
10-09-2008, 05:43 PM
21?

Pax Britannia
10-09-2008, 05:45 PM
I'm engaged to someone who doesn't live in this country.

Thai bride?

The GWD
10-09-2008, 05:46 PM
Fiancee from out of country...D&D every Sunday.

We have a real winner.

IdiotBrain
10-09-2008, 05:47 PM
yeah i have an introduction, but i was told do better or get my shit deleted.

Yes, i'm 21.

No she's a captain in the IDF, not a Thai bride.

IdiotBrain
10-09-2008, 05:47 PM
Manual labor?


No, Manuel labor.

Think about it.

Archangel
10-09-2008, 05:52 PM
yeah i have an introduction, but i was told do better or get my shit deleted.

Yes, i'm 21.

No she's a captain in the IDF, not a Thai bride.

I met an IDF LT in Jerusalem once. Her entire platoon (all blokes) were looking at her frankly spectacular arse, one so good that even baggy fatigues couldn't spoil it.

I decided right then and there that I was a fan of Israel.

The GWD
10-09-2008, 05:56 PM
How does someone born and raised in southern Texas become engaged to an...Israeli military chick?

Mustard
10-09-2008, 05:56 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/3503oyo.jpg

Pax Britannia
10-09-2008, 05:57 PM
How does someone born and raised in southern Texas become engaged to an...Israeli military chick?

American is kinda like Israel 2.

The GWD
10-09-2008, 05:59 PM
American is kinda like Israel 2.

Israel 2: Bigger, Badder, Better.

IdiotBrain
10-09-2008, 06:03 PM
Oh, it gets better.

I met her online, playing Neverwinter Nights 2.

She's been here twice now, I've been there twice. We've spent almost 2 years talking to each other every day. She's coming here for six months on dec. 17th.

Spanky
10-09-2008, 06:05 PM
Do you guys fuck with your RPG characters online?

cleetus
10-09-2008, 06:18 PM
I've always heard about NWN brides but I never believed they existed

way to go tiger, git her

Claydon
10-09-2008, 06:43 PM
who let this ass fuck back in?

Genius
10-09-2008, 07:02 PM
Oh, it gets better.

I met her online, playing Neverwinter Nights 2.

She's been here twice now, I've been there twice. We've spent almost 2 years talking to each other every day. She's coming here for six months on dec. 17th.
...and the relationship collapses.

Spanky
10-09-2008, 07:06 PM
who let this ass fuck back in?
the same dudes that allow you to post :)

Kerjack
10-09-2008, 07:09 PM
This guy is way more interesting then most people here.

}{arlequin
10-09-2008, 09:55 PM
How does someone born and raised in southern Texas become engaged to an...Israeli military chick?
easy. they luvs their guns

Blue
10-10-2008, 02:59 AM
All you had to do was edit the first post in your original intro.
Idiot you are and idiot you will always be.