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LingeringLonger
10-09-2008, 03:46 PM
http://www.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/palin_love_doll_c.jpg
Considering how obsessed the nation is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a love doll in her likeness. After the jump, all the details on what may be America’s first political sex doll.
Created by adult product purveyors Topco, the Sarah Palin blowup doll is known as the “This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll.” Featuring a busty, conservatively dressed Palin lookalike, the box cover promises: “Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!” The political love doll’s suggested uses include: “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” “Let her pound your gavel over and over,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.” In addition, the company suggests, the Palin doll could stand in for the candidate at her next debate with Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden. “This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.” Who knew the coming presidential election could be decided by a sex doll?
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I'd hit it:D
The GWD
10-09-2008, 04:01 PM
I'm nailin' Palin...doll.
Doesn't work quite as well.
I'm sure the real Palin tits aren't that nice.
Mustard
10-09-2008, 04:31 PM
All joking aside, (which is difficult for me) do women voters actively demonstrate how badly they want to fuck their presidential or vice presidential candidates? In addition, if they did, would that be their *ahem* motivating factor behind their vote? Because it really looks like a good chunk of the sexually repressed religious republican base who are men actually do want to fuck Sarah Palin's brains out, and its not a joke, they really do, and would, and this in turn becomes (in the least) another reason to vote for her ticket, and (at the most) the reason to vote for her ticket.
I openly joke about it all the time on GMF, but seriously, I've got one word for those kind of people. Pervert.
Da Raider
10-09-2008, 04:48 PM
All joking aside, (which is difficult for me) do women voters actively demonstrate how badly they want to fuck their presidential or vice presidential candidates? In addition, if they did, would that be their *ahem* motivating factor behind their vote? Because it really looks like a good chunk of the sexually repressed religious republican base who are men actually do want to fuck Sarah Palin's brains out, and its not a joke, they really do, and would, and this in turn becomes (in the least) another reason to vote for her ticket, and (at the most) the reason to vote for her ticket.
I openly joke about it all the time on GMF, but seriously, I've got one word for those kind of people. Pervert.
you're fat. you're opinion doesn't count.
I'm merely big boned. So my opinion counts for extra.
Archangel
10-09-2008, 04:53 PM
I'm just glad that there aren't any Angela Merkel sex dolls.
Archangel
10-09-2008, 04:54 PM
...Are there?
Pax Britannia
10-09-2008, 05:05 PM
I can has Thatcher sex doll?
Archangel
10-09-2008, 05:07 PM
Now a Carla Bruni-Sarkozy sex doll, THAT would be something.
Mustard
10-09-2008, 05:08 PM
you're fat. you're opinion doesn't count.
I'm merely big boned. So my opinion counts for extra.
Woah woah woah there raider... I'm fat yes, but I'm also big boned, probably moreso than you. So that cancels out my fat and makes my vote count for the same as yours.
BIG PIZZLE
10-09-2008, 05:08 PM
I've seen these before, other than the picture on the package, it's all the same doll.
Pollo
10-09-2008, 07:15 PM
from a nude portrait to now this ... I ask, what's next?
LingeringLonger
10-09-2008, 07:22 PM
from a nude portrait to now this ... I ask, what's next?
New news out of Washington...
McCain will let groups of Democrats run train on Sarah, or her daughter in an effort to swing votes...
billy1980
10-09-2008, 07:31 PM
There is a reason this never came up with Hillary
Claydon
10-09-2008, 07:33 PM
i may purchase this
DeMartini Sands
10-09-2008, 07:56 PM
Outstanding!!!!!!!
ElvisWong
10-09-2008, 08:56 PM
I've seen these before, other than the picture on the package, it's all the same doll.
Do you tryed ?
lusonico
10-10-2008, 04:15 PM
Now a Carla Bruni-Sarkozy sex doll, THAT would be something.
Why don't you go for a Queen Rania sex doll? Much better looking :D
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn122/lusonico/Rania_122_261lo.jpg
Black_Sun
10-10-2008, 04:25 PM
New news out of Washington...
McCain will let groups of Democrats run train on Sarah, or her daughter in an effort to swing votes...
I never intended to vote for him, but for a stab at Palin or her daughter, I'd be willing to briefly consider it, and then after I finish, I'd vote for Obama anyway.
Hanover Fist
10-10-2008, 04:28 PM
I'm just glad that there aren't any Angela Merkel sex dolls.
Does she have the largest tits of all the world leaders? Because she is sporting quite the rack, even if they are old lady boobs, they were young boobs once.
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Image:Angela_Merkel_Cleavage.jpg
Hoser
10-10-2008, 07:00 PM
Those are the worst tits I have ever seen.
edit: To RandyStone
Mustard
10-10-2008, 07:00 PM
Her tits aren't big enough, but the face is damn near spot on.
pauluncg01
10-11-2008, 08:48 PM
With that I could definitely get into politics.
Archangel
10-14-2008, 12:20 PM
Yeah, great idea; the idea of boning Ms Rice or Mrs Clinton would make a concrete pillar go flaccid.
A whole Palin’s VP candidacy hype was just a publicity stunt to promote sales of her sex doll: I can’t see any other purpose of it.
redsox39
10-14-2008, 12:34 PM
I know of lots of Ladies who would have liked to trade places with Monica Lewinsky. Think about it for a moment. That guy, in the local band, down the street? He gets more ass than you do, and no one has barely heard of him. Lots of ladies would fuck the shit out of the President, even GW.
Archangel
10-14-2008, 12:37 PM
Yeah, but it's different for blokes. Chicks may be lining up to fuck ugly old guys because they're rich/powerful/famous or a combination thereof, but you don't exactly see mile-long queues of dudes in front of Missy Elliot's, Nancy Pelosi's, or Roseanne Barr's homes.
Tar Heel
10-14-2008, 12:46 PM
I would cut off one of my own fingers with a spoon if I would get to actually fuck Palin.
I would cut off one of my own fingers with a spoon if I would get to actually fuck Palin.
She's worth a pinky finger, thats for sure...
Tar Heel
10-14-2008, 12:51 PM
I might give my pointer finger for anal.
Archangel
10-14-2008, 12:51 PM
I'm pretty sure she only does missionary with her clothes on, because Jayzus might get mad at her otherwise.
Tar Heel
10-14-2008, 12:52 PM
Dude. Uppity religious chicks here in the US are the biggest freaks of them all. I bet she's the kind of chick that looks over her shoulder while you're hitting it doggy and demands you to put it in her ass.
Archangel
10-14-2008, 12:56 PM
I need to get me a Bible-thumping mistress then.
Dude. Uppity religious chicks here in the US are the biggest freaks of them all. I bet she's the kind of chick that looks over her shoulder while you're hitting it doggy and demands you to put it in her ass.
I second that.
In high school I sexed a denim skirt wearing, long haired Pentecostal chick and DAMN she was a freak. I was kinda nervous because I didn't know what to expect but as soon as she said "I want you to pound me from behind" I knew I was in for some fun. BTW we were both drunk as hell and she got high all the time.
}{arlequin
10-14-2008, 01:33 PM
3rd'd tarheel's comment. she brings the party in the bedroom, guaranteed.
spidey6969
10-16-2008, 09:59 AM
i bet it gets best picture at this years Oscars http://images.mixcelebs.com/cache/lisa-ann/Lisa-Ann1.jpg_120_cw120_ch160.jpg (http://images.mixcelebs.com/index.php?album=lisa-ann&image=Lisa-Ann1.jpg) http://images.mixcelebs.com/cache/lisa-ann/Lisa-Ann2.jpg_120_cw120_ch160.jpg (http://images.mixcelebs.com/index.php?album=lisa-ann&image=Lisa-Ann2.jpg) http://images.mixcelebs.com/cache/lisa-ann/Lisa-Ann3.jpg_120_cw120_ch160.jpg (http://images.mixcelebs.com/index.php?album=lisa-ann&image=Lisa-Ann3.jpg) http://images.mixcelebs.com/cache/lisa-ann/Lisa-Ann4.jpg_120_cw120_ch160.jpg (http://images.mixcelebs.com/index.php?album=lisa-ann&image=Lisa-Ann4.jpg) http://images.mixcelebs.com/cache/lisa-ann/Lisa-Ann5.jpg_120_cw120_ch160.jpg (http://images.mixcelebs.com/index.php?album=lisa-ann&image=Lisa-Ann5.jpg)[/quote]
pauluncg01
10-17-2008, 01:23 AM
i bet it gets best picture at this years Oscars http://images.mixcelebs.com/cache/lisa-ann/Lisa-Ann1.jpg_120_cw120_ch160.jpg (http://images.mixcelebs.com/index.php?album=lisa-ann&image=Lisa-Ann1.jpg) http://images.mixcelebs.com/cache/lisa-ann/Lisa-Ann2.jpg_120_cw120_ch160.jpg (http://images.mixcelebs.com/index.php?album=lisa-ann&image=Lisa-Ann2.jpg) http://images.mixcelebs.com/cache/lisa-ann/Lisa-Ann3.jpg_120_cw120_ch160.jpg (http://images.mixcelebs.com/index.php?album=lisa-ann&image=Lisa-Ann3.jpg) http://images.mixcelebs.com/cache/lisa-ann/Lisa-Ann4.jpg_120_cw120_ch160.jpg (http://images.mixcelebs.com/index.php?album=lisa-ann&image=Lisa-Ann4.jpg) http://images.mixcelebs.com/cache/lisa-ann/Lisa-Ann5.jpg_120_cw120_ch160.jpg (http://images.mixcelebs.com/index.php?album=lisa-ann&image=Lisa-Ann5.jpg)[/quote]
Wow, she looks pretty close and probably about the same age.