Nerd Thread!

[Face]

I glued my runabout's hull together last night

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/runabout/assembled01.jpg

awwww yeah!

[STDSkillz]

Sick, son.

[Face]

wait until it's all assembled, painted and lit, you'll shit your pants!

ps don't call me son, junior

[STDSkillz]

Yes, sir.

[mongo]

looks alot like spanky's dick.

[Face]

sweet, that is exactly the look I was going for

[Claydon]

make a delta flyer or you are dead to this thread!

[Mustard]

looks alot like spanky's dick.
why do you have the knowledge of the look of spanky's dick?

[Face]

make a delta flyer or you are dead to this thread!
fuck the delta flyer

fuck voyager

fuck you

PS there's no kit of it anyway

[Claydon]

fuck the delta flyer

fuck voyager

fuck you

PS there's no kit of it anyway

Hate voyager all you want but the delta flyer was/is kind of slick. I though Voyager was kind of slick, a heavily armed Federation Frigate really. Minus the storyline and 6 of 8.

[Pax Britannia]

The Intrepid class makes my eyes bleed.

[Claydon]

The Intrepid class makes my eyes bleed.

is that a good thing or bad thing?

[Pax Britannia]

Bad. I like the NX class better than the Intrepid class.

Oh yeah I went there.

[Claydon]

Bad. I like the NX class better than the Intrepid class.

Oh yeah I went there.

my god man!

[Face]

Hate voyager all you want but the delta flyer was/is kind of slick. I though Voyager was kind of slick, a heavily armed Federation Frigate really. Minus the storyline and 6 of 8.
bah! Voyager was a tacky, ungainly, foolish looking ship... there is hardly a thing about that show I don't loathe

[Jericho]

Why in the BALLS do I keep clicking this fucking thread?

[Pax Britannia]

In my opinion there are only two truely gorgeous Federation ship designs:

The Constitution Class (refit)
The Sovereign Class

[Mustard]

Why in the BALLS do I keep clicking this fucking thread?
Because you have a self-loathing complex?

[Face]

In my opinion there are only two truely gorgeous Federation ship designs:

The Constitution Class (refit)
The Sovereign Class
2'ded

I like the Galaxy class, but I've always found it a bit ungainly... it looks amazing from some angles, and straight up awful from others

[Mustard]

So what do you all think the first personal spacecraft will look like later in this century? What kind of gizmos will it have? What capabilities will it have? Can it only fly in space, or can it go from surface to space then back to surface?

[The GWD]

2'ded

I like the Galaxy class, but I've always found it a bit ungainly... it looks amazing from some angles, and straight up awful from others

Same thing could be said about your sister, but overall she's totally boneable.

Galaxy class pwns your mother.

[Face]

you bastard

[Deadhead Derek]

Get ready to clean up after Face.....


'Star Trek': An exclusive first look at the Enterprise

Nov 11, 2008, 03:23 PM | by Jeff Jensen

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/11/enterprise579_l.jpg (http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/11/enterprise579_l.jpg) J.J. Abrams wasn't a huge fan of the original Star Trek TV series as a kid, but he does have one unabashed gee-whiz Star Trek memory: watching the first feature film (1979's Star Trek: The Motion Picture) and marveling over the big reveal of the Enterprise during a long sequence in which James T. Kirk takes a slow-boat tour around the iconic starship. "The coolest thing about it -- maybe the coolest thing in the movie -- was when you flew around the ship, you could see all the different panels that made up the ship," says the director of the forthcoming Trek reboot, slated for a May 8, 2009, release. "It was the first time I had ever seen that level of attention, that love of detail, given to the tangible, practical reality of the ship."
Here, in this exclusive first look at Abrams' take on the Enterprise, you see not only his vision of the ship but his attempt to evoke that sequence from the first film that so captured his imagination. If you're thinking, "Wow! It looks the way the Enterprise has always looked" -- well, look at the big Spock brain on you! Abrams wanted to take the original TV-series Enterprise and the movie-franchise Enterprise and fuse them together into a new yet familiar Enterprise. His ambition was a ship that felt very realistic, that could stand up to today's F/X standards -- and beyond. "If you're going to do Star Trek, there are many things you cannot change. The Enterprise is a visual touchstone for so many people. So if you're going to do the Enterprise, it better look like the Enterprise, because otherwise, what are you doing?"
Fans and other interested parties will get more looks at the new Enterprise when the first trailer arrives this Friday, attached to Quantum of Solace. And if you missed the additional 11 Star Trek photos we debuted last month, click here (http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20233788,00.html) and check 'em out.

[Face]

that was posted in the ST movie thread last night, n00b

[Deadhead Derek]

whatevah, I do what I like...

[Pax Britannia]

I wish JJ Abrams would stop saying he isnt a fan of the series. The last director to do that was the bloke who directed Nemesis.

And we all know how that turned out.

[Face]

I liked nemesis!

[Pax Britannia]

It's an alright action film but it was filled with massive amounts of fail.

[Face]

I've never really understood that attitude, what is so horrible about it? Besides killing data, which was unforgivable...

[Pax Britannia]

I've never really understood that attitude, what is so horrible about it? Besides killing data, which was unforgivable...

The sudden appearance of the Remans from nowhere.
The clone storyling is a clumsy attempt to get Picard to confront his life choices.
Why does a human outcast want to bring the Romulan Empire who opressed his Reman brothers to new heights of glory?
Theres an actual bottomless pit in the Enterprise AFTER Galaxy Quest mocked it.
Shinzon can track the enterprise by following Datas tachyon emissions (or something) which means that theoretically anyone can get the drop on the Enterprise at any time and Data is a security risk.
Why did the Romulans allow a human to build an invincible supership and man it with Remans?
Why does Shinzon give the order to move hard to port when the enterprise comes right at him? Why not reverse?

I could go on but this is exhausting.

[RedBEARD]

I never saw "Nemesis".

[Pax Britannia]

Oh and why does the weapon on the Scimitar take so long to deploy? If it takes about 10 minutes to charge enough to destroy a ship of 700 people imagine how long it would take to annhilate Earth? Some nerds did the math and it came to about 80 years.

[Face]

BAH!

[Pax Britannia]

Like I said I think it's an alright action film. It's better than Star Trek 5&9 but it does have a whole host of faults.

I think 'The Final Frontier' was the worst Trek film made.

[Face]

I think 'The Final Frontier' was the worst Trek film made.
fixed

[Pax Britannia]

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[Pax Britannia]

The scene with Kirk and Spock on the Klingon ship borders on homoerotic.

"Please Captain. Not in front of the Klingons."

[Face]

so anyway... my runabout is about 90% finished

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/runabout/masked02.jpg

That is the result of 2 days of masking, airbrushing a colour, masking a bit more, painting a bit more, etc... there's 4 layers of tape and paint in there right now... I've since sprayed the last coat of paint, and in a couple hours I'm gonna peel off the 500 feet or so of tape I've applied to this thing

awwww yeah!

[Face]

yes it's out of focus, shut the fuck up

[WigglingWii]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3065/3026942576_e4b137bfd9_b.jpg

Me and my new camera

[comicfan]

Nice camera. What kind of zoom lens do you have on it?

[WigglingWii]

Nice camera. What kind of zoom lens do you have on it?

18-70mm

[Gary_Busey]

Asians and their cameras...

[comicfan]

No complaints from me... especially if it means more pixs of Wii ;)

[WigglingWii]

Asians and their cameras...

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[Face]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3065/3026942576_e4b137bfd9_b.jpg

Me and my new camera
ahhhh, it's a cyclops!!!

PS how much did you spend?

[NOTKyle]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3065/3026942576_e4b137bfd9_b.jpg

Me and my new camera

You gonna throw on some socks and sandals and head down to the shopping mall?

[Claydon]

high rez pics of boobs in VS Angel bras?!

[Claydon]

this made me cry as a kid when i saw it in the theater.

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[Face]

pussypansy

[Jericho]

pussypansy
I'd bet good god damned money you cried harder than Clay. I don't know any Star Trek faggot that doesn't cite that as their breakdown moment

[Jericho]

What the hell,Mustard. I don't even know where this goes, but it ain't gencon

[CrazyCarl]

I think it goes in the nerd thread

[Face]

I didn't see 2 until years later, long after 3 was out, so I already knew Spock lived, therefore his death had very little emotional impact for me

[Mustard]

cop out

[Jericho]

You really do pop on at any hour, Carl. You scare me. Are you a superintelligent bot

[Face]

your face is a cop out

[Mustard]

look who is talking, Face!

[Claydon]

I remember when the reliant warp nacelle was blown off by a torpedo....

i was in awe!

[Face]

in other news, my runabout is fully painted, assembled and wired

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/runabout/painted01.jpg
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/runabout/painted02.jpg

fuck yeah!

[Claydon]

what kind of lights in the nacelles? LEDs?

[Face]

what kind of lights in the nacelles? LEDs?
LEDs all 'round, 14 of 'em in total

2white in the cockpit
2white in the aft compartment
2red and 2blue in each nacelle
1red in each impulse engine

[Pax Britannia]

I didn't see 2 until years later, long after 3 was out, so I already knew Spock lived, therefore his death had very little emotional impact for me

I had a similar experience. I was too young to have seen any of the original crew movies in the cinemas. The death scene always depressed me but it's hard to get emotional when you know he comes back in the next one.

I notice no-one was overly upset when Data was killed.

[Claydon]

I had a similar experience. I was too young to have seen any of the original crew movies in the cinemas. The death scene always depressed me but it's hard to get emotional when you know he comes back in the next one.

I notice no-one was overly upset when Data was killed.

thats because nemesis was pure fucking gay



oh yah ... thats right.... pure gay. Allow me to list my reasons why:

Sets were awful
MakeUp atrocious
Even the phasers looked like shit
The enterprise ramming the reman ship was just kinda gay i thought and highly predictable
Furthermore, if the Romulans had access to this kind of technology ie the reman type vessel that was fucking bad ass why not wipe out the federation when they were down following the war with the dominion.
Riker was a fat ass
Data's makeup was so fucking shiny the artist should have been shot

and the list goes on

[Face]

awww fuck yeah!

Top 10 Trek moments
Part 1
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Part 2
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[Pax Britannia]

No spocks death?

[Face]

yeah that one kinda threw me too

[Pax Britannia]

Too much Voyager and DS9 stuff in that list for me. Hardly any love for TNG.

[Face]

DS9 is my favourite of all the series, so I got no problem with it

[Jericho]

fail! the whole lot of ya!

[Face]

bah, go start your own jock thread and stay out of our affairs

[Le Goat]

fuck yeah a strong showing by DS9

[Pax Britannia]

DS9 only became watchable because of the Dominion War.

[Le Goat]

DS9 only became watchable because of the Dominion War.

Indeed, but it was still better than the first 3 years of TNG and anyother series


(but TNG is still my fave)

[Face]

Season 3 of TNG is way underrated, it wasn't as awesome as the series became in 4, 5 & 6, but it had some really great episodes

plus Best of Both Worlds pt 1 is arguably the best hour of Trek ever

[Le Goat]

Season 3 of TNG is way underrated, it wasn't as awesome as the series became in 4, 5 & 6, but it had some really great episodes

plus Best of Both Worlds pt 1 is arguably the best hour of Trek ever

True, but one ep doesn't make up for the entire season. I forget what all is in that season, post it and i might agree with you

(I know for sure the first two years blew)

Darmok/Jilad was the 5th season, right?

[Pax Britannia]

Oh yeah! This freaked me out as a kid.
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[Face]

True, but one ep doesn't make up for the entire season. I forget what all is in that season, post it and i might agree with you

(I know for sure the first two years blew)

Darmok/Jilad was the 5th season, right?
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/TNG_Season_3

notable episodes:
Yesterday's Enterprise
Who Watches the Watchers
Booby Trap
Deja Q
A Matter of Perspective
Sins of the Father
Captain's Holiday
Tin Man
Hollow Pursuits(I love Barclay)
Sarek

There were a handful of stinkers, like Vengeance Factor and High Ground, but nothing coming close to the awfulness of 1st season eps like Haven or The Naked Now

[wonderllama]

I'm just making my presence felt here....a nerd thread...I think I just shat!

[Pax Britannia]

I know we've had polls on the topic before but i'm interested in how my fellow nerds would rank the Star Trek movies. Here's my Top Ten:

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek: First Contact
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek: Generations
Star Trek: Nemesis
Star Trek: Insurrection
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

[The GWD]

I know we've had polls on the topic before but i'm interested in how my fellow nerds would rank the Star Trek movies. Here's my Top Ten:

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek: First Contact
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek: Generations
Star Trek: Nemesis
Star Trek: Insurrection
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

That list actually works for me, as well. Though it's somewhat unfair for me to rank The Motion Picture as I've never seen it all the way through. I've never been able to watch that movie without falling asleep. And I'm not just fucking saying that, I've literally tried watching that in the middle of the day, hopped up on caffeine, and everytime I fall right asleep. It's actually somewhat amazing.

[Face]

Undiscovered Country
Wrath of Khan
First Contact
Nemesis(yeah, I went there)
Voyage Home
Search for Spock
TMP(yeah it's incredibly boring, but it's a really compelling story when you get past the dull stuff)
Insurrection
Generations
Final Frontier

[Archangel]

VI
First Contact
II
IV
Nemesis
Generations (Hey, Malcolm McDowell's in it...)
Insurrection
I
III
V

[Pax Britannia]

Looks like we all agree on the top 3 and the bottom film.

[Archangel]

V was a fucking abomination.

[Face]

show me a single person who doesn't believe that V is the worst Trek movie, and I will show you William Shatner

[Claydon]

VI
First Contact
II
IV
Nemesis
Generations (Hey, Malcolm McDowell's in it...)
Insurrection
I
III
V

6 before 2?

You are dead to me.

D E A D!

[Claydon]

show me a single person who doesn't believe that V is the worst Trek movie, and I will show you William Shatner

I actually met him at a sushi bar in los angeles. Told him I was a big fan and he shook my hand. I was stoked.

[Jericho]

I like the Terminator

[Face]

6 before 2?

You are dead to me.

D E A D!
I'm sure he's absolutely devastated

[Jericho]

I also like Predator

[Face]

I also like Predator
ME TOO!!!! It's totally playing at a local theatre this friday, if I'm not working(which I always seem to be on friday nights, boo), I'm totally gonna go!!!

[Jericho]

That'd be pretty cool to see on the big screen

[Claydon]

Wrath of Khan
Undiscovered Country
Search for Spock
First Contact
Voyage Home (although there are some fucking classic scenes in that movie)
Generations
Motion Picture
Insurrection (and just barely, I thought the make up artistry in this was so fucking weak)
Nemesis (this is only fresh vomit, as opposed to final frontier which is day old vomit)
Final Frontier (SPEW)

[Face]

That'd be pretty cool to see on the big screen
a couple of the theatres in town have been playing a classic movies every now and then lately, Aliens, Clockwork Orange, fucking Ghostbusters!

[Claydon]

Fast forward to 2:40 for one of the best/comedic star trek scenes ever. This is why McCoy was always a favorite of mine!

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[Jericho]

I also like Back To The Future

[Face]

I also like Back To The Future
OMG!

[Jericho]

Robocop is also really cool

[Claydon]

I snuck into Robocop as I was like 11 years old when it was released.

true story

[Jericho]

You're a badass.

[Face]

Robocop is also really cool
Can you fly, Bobby?

[Face]

Clarence Boddicker is possibly the most awesome movie villain ever

[Claydon]

Clarence Boddicker is possibly the most awesome movie villain ever

bitches leave!

[Pax Britannia]

show me a single person who doesn't believe that V is the worst Trek movie, and I will show you William Shatner

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/untitled-3.jpg

[bifftannen]

You're a badass.

You're the badassest.

[Archetype]

ban him^

immediately

[Face]

in the process of wiring up the lighting system for my latest model

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[Mustard]

You could use that knowledge to set up a badass christmas light display.

[Face]

I could... I could indeed

[Jericho]

I enjoy Total Recall

[Face]

I enjoy Total Recall
who cares?? Talk about my lights, damn it!!

[Jericho]

I enjoy Total Recall
who cares?? Talk about my lights, damn it!!
Build a three titter chick with lightning nips, then I'd be happy to

[Face]

I'll see what I can do

[Mustard]

Sam, when you create a hologram replicator like in Total Recall, THEN I will finally be truly astounded and impressed.

[Claydon]

in the process of wiring up the lighting system for my latest model

u9FlWz7L_Gc

admit nothing...hell I think it fucking kicks ass!

[Jericho]

Face pronounces his cuss words so hard. It makes me lulz when people do that

[Claydon]

Face pronounces his cuss words so hard. It makes me lulz when people do that

he is canadian.

[Face]

Face pronounces his cuss words so hard. It makes me lulz when people do that
I don't follow you

[Jericho]

Face pronounces his cuss words so hard. It makes me lulz when people do that
I don't follow you
I suppose you Fucking wouldn't

[Face]

you've lost me completely

[Jericho]

you've lost me completely
FUCK you.

[Face]

bah!

[Hodge]

Face pronounces his cuss words so hard. It makes me lulz when people do that

he is canadian.
Tha Fffuck you talking about, schchithead?

[Archangel]

So how would one go about purchasing a stormtrooper/clonetrooper costume, if one were thusly inclined?

[Gary_Busey]

Google. A good one will cost $800+.

[Archangel]

Yeah, I checked on eBay US and everything, but with all the Star Wars nerds around here (Black Sun, where you at?), I thought that maybe one of them could point me towards reliable and affordable sellers or some such.

[}{arlequin]

So how would one go about purchasing a stormtrooper/clonetrooper costume, if one were thusly inclined?
depends how close to 'reality' you wanna get:
http://www.shopecko.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=3054996&cp=3165999&view=all&gclid=CLyetbTukJcCFQsaHgodFwg2_Q

[Gary_Busey]

I want to get that Storm Trooper hoody for my girlfriend so bad but damn, I don't think I'm gonna spend $98 on a hoody.

[}{arlequin]

it's pretty impressive if she'd wear it

[Pax Britannia]

My girlfriend told me last night that she has never seen an episode of The X-Files. I was too disgusted to respond.

[Gary_Busey]

it's pretty impressive if she'd wear it
She'd cream herself if I bought her that.

[}{arlequin]

it's pretty impressive if she'd wear it
She'd cream herself if I bought her that.
i'm reminded of the pics of the breasty girl out in the rain w/ unzipped hoodie and not much else.

[}{arlequin]

My girlfriend told me last night that she has never seen an episode of The X-Files. I was too disgusted to respond.
mine hasn't seen star wars... we got through a 1/3rd of epIV before we got to the sex. from what she saw, she thought the droids were cute together...

[Gary_Busey]

it's pretty impressive if she'd wear it
She'd cream herself if I bought her that.
i'm reminded of the pics of the breasty girl out in the rain w/ unzipped hoodie and not much else.
I'm unfamiliar with that series of pics.

[Pax Britannia]

My girlfriend told me last night that she has never seen an episode of The X-Files. I was too disgusted to respond.
mine hasn't seen star wars... we got through a 1/3rd of epIV before we got to the sex. from what she saw, she thought the droids were cute together...

If the Droids were GMF members C3P0 would be Arch and R2D2 would be Fuld. You know it makes sense.

Arch: "Hello, I'm Arch3P0 Human cyborg relations. I can speak in over 6000 languages"
Fuld: "bleep bleep bleep whoop" (incomprehensible nonsense)
Arch: "Shut up!"

[mxlplkt]

I doubt Arch knows Bochi.

[Pax Britannia]

I wouldnt bet against it.

[fuldstændigamok]

My girlfriend told me last night that she has never seen an episode of The X-Files. I was too disgusted to respond.

I would be disgusted if my girl had ever seen a trek movie. Or even an episode of the shitty show.

[ruffdog]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!

[Pax Britannia]

I guess we can all feel our social standings slightly improving by dating girls too cool to possibly watch anything Sci-Fi.

[fuldstændigamok]

I guess we can all feel our social standings slightly improving by dating girls too cool to possibly watch anything Sci-Fi.

Well, shit then, she loves X-Files, Fringe and Star Wars.

Edit: and all that for my 4400 post.

Sci-Fi weird.
If you don't get it, you're not nerd enough.

[Gary_Busey]

So you're just saying you hate Star Trek?

[fuldstændigamok]

Hate is a strong word. I just never got into it, everytime I tried, it bored the shit out of me after 5mn.

[mxlplkt]

Fuld got molested by Tribbles as a child.

[mxlplkt]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/star-trek.gif

[Archangel]

I doubt Arch knows Bochi.
Bocce, you dumb bastard.
I guess we can all feel our social standings slightly improving by dating girls too cool to possibly watch anything Sci-Fi.

Well, shit then, she loves X-Files, Fringe and Star Wars.

Edit: and all that for my 4400 post.

Sci-Fi weird.
If you don't get it, you're not nerd enough.
I do! I do!

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/5/55/Tess-Doerner.JPG/220px-Tess-Doerner.JPG

It's amazing how ugly the guys on that show got Summer Glau to look.


And for the record, the missus likes Star Wars and BSG and thinks that Star Trek is the most boring show ever.

[mxlplkt]

Your mom's a binary load lifter.

[Archangel]

Still better than that Dianoga you call mom.

[Pax Britannia]

I've never met a woman that likes Star Trek. Must be genetic.

[mxlplkt]

Toshi station power converter run!

Who's with me?!!!

[mxlplkt]

Still better than that Dianoga you call mom.
Did you just call my mom a celphalopod?!!!!

[fuldstændigamok]

I do! I do!

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/5/55/Tess-Doerner.JPG/220px-Tess-Doerner.JPG

It's amazing how ugly the guys on that show got Summer Glau to look.

She's supposed to be a paranoid schizophrenic in a mental institude forcing the other inmates to build a tower out of scrap to communicate with the futur "leader" (seems familiar?).
WTF did you expect?

[Pax Britannia]

I'll build her a communication tower. In my pants.

[Face]

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awww yeah

[Mustard]

Wow, you have done a fantastic job pimping out your vacuum cleaner Face.

[Face]

damn right I did! You'll have to see it when it's finished, it'll be even more awesome!

[Mustard]

Well the only way I'll be able to see it is if you post, it, so I guess I'm just going to have to sit here and eagerly await its completeion.

[mongo]

i hate to say it, but face has a sexy voice.

[Face]

i hate to say it, but face has a sexy voice.
I get that a lot

[Smuckers]

Your video is #52 Top favorited in Canada today? wow!

[Bullit]

EngiNerd checking in. Just thought I'd stop by and say wassup :D

[mongo]

gtfo you faggot nerd!

[Archetype]

Do people really think smileys convey anything other than jackassery?

[STDSkillz]

Yes.

[STDSkillz]

:D

[Bullit]

gtfo you faggot nerd!
wow, can really feel the love in this thread :rolleyes:

[STDSkillz]

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were being sarcastic.

[Smuckers]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/tongue.gif

[Bullit]

me, sarcastic? Never :)

[Okie Medicvet]

This thread needs more smileys!!! :cool:

[Archangel]

Go away, the lot of you.

[Pax Britannia]

I didnt think it was possible to finger a girl and watch TWOK at the same time.

Live and learn.

[Claydon]

I didnt think it was possible to finger a girl and watch TWOK at the same time.

Live and learn.

asian?

cuz that would be just over the top!

[Pax Britannia]

My Valley is 99.8% white so the chances of exotic pussy are sadly pretty slim.

[STDSkillz]

I didnt think it was possible to finger a girl and watch TWOK at the same time.

Live and learn.

First time I ever heavily made out with/felt up a girl, ROTJ was playing is the background. It was pretty awesome.

[Claydon]

First time I ever heavily made out with/felt up a girl, ROTJ was playing is the background. It was pretty awesome.

ooooooooooooooooo bad show old top

if it was ESB now THAT would have been hawt!

[STDSkillz]

We had already watched ESB, so the mood was set.

[Pax Britannia]

These are the memories we shall cherish whilst we whither away to nothingness in retirement homes.

[Claydon]

These are the memories we shall cherish whilst we whither away to nothingness in retirement homes.

im masturbating to TWOK right now!

[Le Goat]

I had sex to Yo-Yo Ma once.


IMMA TOTAL NERD YO

[Mustard]

Once when I was getting a bj i was flipping through the channels and I ran across Animal Planet.

Immediately I proclaimed that we must do it doggy style. We had a good lulz afterward.

[Penguin Rick]

So what is a good college GPA?

[Mustard]

Mine is 3.81 so far. At this pace I'll graduate with honors, so I guess thats good.

[Penguin Rick]

Damn, what's your major?

[Face]

eating

[Penguin Rick]

And what's yours Face? A double major in eating and bus driving?

[The GWD]

Face majors in Star Trek memorabilia, and minors in homosex.

[Face]

I majored in sleeping all day and never going to class or doing homework

[STDSkillz]

So what is a good college GPA?

Depends on what field you're in. I'm in math/stats, so they like to see a GPA higher than 3.0 out in the workforce. Other fields will want 3.5 and above. Some of the better grad schools across the country will throw your application out if you didn't get at least a 3.8. As with anything, it just depends.

[Mustard]

Damn, what's your major?
Accounting. My GPA would be higher, but the way my school does their grading scale makes no sense to me.

According to the scale below, my lowest class grade has been a B. I think my GPA would probably be in the low 3.9 range.

A (4.0) 97-100+%
A- (3.7) 94-96
B+ (3.3) 90-93
B (3.0) 87-89
B- (2.7) 83-86
C+ (2.3) 79-82
C (2.0) 74-78
C- (1.7) 70-73
D+ (1.3) 67-69
D (1.0) 65-66
Fail (0.0) 64 and below

[Face]

grades are stupid

[Claydon]

NERDS!

[STDSkillz]

Accounting. My GPA would be higher, but the way my school does their grading scale makes no sense to me.

According to the scale below, my lowest class grade has been a B. I think my GPA would probably be in the low 3.9 range.

A (4.0) 97-100+%
A- (3.7) 94-96
B+ (3.3) 90-93
B (3.0) 87-89
B- (2.7) 83-86
C+ (2.3) 79-82
C (2.0) 74-78
C- (1.7) 70-73
D+ (1.3) 67-69
D (1.0) 65-66
Fail (0.0) 64 and below

Damn, that sucks if you want to transfer your classes to another school.

[Face]

NERDS!
I used to love those candies

[STDSkillz]

I'd get sick from eating too many of them.

[Mustard]

Damn, that sucks if you want to transfer your classes to another school.
You said a mouthful. My degree will only be recognized by nationally accredited colleges, not regionally accredited.

Lame.

[Penguin Rick]

Depends on what field you're in. I'm in math/stats, so they like to see a GPA higher than 3.0 out in the workforce. Other fields will want 3.5 and above. Some of the better grad schools across the country will throw your application out if you didn't get at least a 3.8. As with anything, it just depends.

Damn, I got a 3.5 in an engineering and econ double major program.

[Nature's Folly]

Coolest thing of the day already. http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/12/15/star-wars-sports-jerseys-for-people-who-like-stupid-things/

[Face]

lame

[Okie Medicvet]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/femvetsrule/funnyshit/ShowLetter11.jpg

[Face]

I hate you

[Nature's Folly]

lame

Coming from you, means nothing.

[Nature's Folly]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/femvetsrule/funnyshit/ShowLetter11.jpg

If that chick is one to do it, then i'm game.

[Face]

Coming from you, means nothing.
dude, I'm arguably the biggest geek on this fucking forum, I think I have some expertise in the matter at hand

[Nature's Folly]

dude, I'm arguably the biggest geek on this fucking forum, I think I have some expertise in the matter at hand

No no, you misunderstand. I just don't have any respect for your opinion about anything ever.

[Face]

so if I say that it is my opinion that Folly should continue to breathe in and out if he wishes to continue to live, you'll ignore my opinion and hold your breath until you die?

[Nature's Folly]

Are you fucking serious? THIS is your come back? You used to be fun.

[Penguin Rick]

I honestly think that anyone who can't decipher that is fucking retarded.

[Mustard]

Fat fight! Fat fight!

[Face]

Are you fucking serious? THIS is your come back? You used to be fun.
I was? when?

[Penguin Rick]

Fat fight! Fat fight!

FAT WARS!!! FAT WARS!!!!

[Face]

oh it's really coming together now!

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/th_assemble01.jpg (http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/?action=view&current=assemble01.jpg) http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/th_assemble02.jpg (http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/?action=view&current=assemble02.jpg)

fuck yeah

[Mustard]

Paint it orange!

[Face]

I'll consider it

[Jericho]

oh it's really coming together now!

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/th_assemble01.jpg (http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/?action=view&current=assemble01.jpg) http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/th_assemble02.jpg (http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/?action=view&current=assemble02.jpg)

fuck yeah
Can I kick the shit out of it please?

[Face]

you may not

[Claibo]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/shishirou/trekkie_nerds.jpg

[Jericho]

you may not
I said please.

[RedBEARD]

oh it's really coming together now!

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/th_assemble01.jpg (http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/?action=view&current=assemble01.jpg) http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/th_assemble02.jpg (http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-A/?action=view&current=assemble02.jpg)

fuck yeahI think it would be funny if someone went back and did an analysis of how often a Wendy's product shows up in one of Face's pictures. It'd be like "that guy" only with more trans fats.

[Gary_Busey]

Wendy's burgers suck ass.

[Mustard]

I agree.

[Face]

I disagree

[Mustard]

The burgers suck and are too expensive. The chicken sandwiches they have are ok and are too expensive.

[Face]

I can get a bigger, better tasting meal at wendy's for less money than a comparable meal at mcdonalds, or any other fast food place in my town

[Archetype]

Ew, gross, nobody goes to Wendy's for their chicken.

[mongo]

stop being fat.

[Face]

hell if there was a wendy's as close to me as the nearest mcdonalds, I'd go there every day

you know, as opposed to every other day

[Face]

stop being fat.
stop being herpetic

[Face]

is herpetic a word?

[Face]

I'm gonna go with yes

[mongo]

stop being herpetic

stop being adopted!

[Face]

make me

[STDSkillz]

The burgers suck and are too expensive. The chicken sandwiches they have are ok and are too expensive.

Dude...double stack for $.99. Deliciousness exuding from every pore of the burger. My poor ass college self loves Wendy's.

[Archetype]

I had a quarter pounder last week for the first time in forever. And it was wonderful. I didn't expect that.

[Face]

big bacon classic = pure burger magnificence

[STDSkillz]

hell if there was a wendy's as close to me as the nearest mcdonalds, I'd go there every day

you know, as opposed to every other day

There's a Wendy's about two blocks away from me. You'd be jealous.

[Face]

There's a Wendy's about two blocks away from me. You'd be jealous.
insanely...

there's a McD's about that close to me, I only go there out of sheer convenience

[mongo]

"nerd thread"? more like "i can't wait for heart disease thread".

[Archetype]

Jesus, the nearest McDonald's is 2km away.

[Face]

Jesus, the nearest McDonald's is 2km away.
I always knew calgary sucked

[STDSkillz]

insanely...

there's a McD's about that close to me, I only go there out of sheer convenience

Yeah, I think the McD's is only a block away from here, but it's a shit store. The people are retarded and cannot get an order correctly to save their lives. That's why Wendy's is the default.

[Archetype]

I always knew calgary sucked
Word on that. All I have is gay-not-real-meat-arby's.

[Mustard]

Carl's Jr. is far better than Wendy's.

[Jericho]

My closest fast food = Weinerschnitzel. Ffffffffffffffail

[Jericho]

Carl's Jr. is far better than Wendy's.
Jesus Christ, no! Carl's is fucking awful

[mongo]

is in-n-out any good? the family i have in CA swears by that shit.

[Hodge]

Word on that. All I have is gay-not-real-meat-arby's.
Where in Cowtown do you live"?

[Archetype]

Carl's Jr. is far better than Wendy's.
I'm quite positive they have a 3000 or 4000 cal burger, so I wonder why you say that...

[Mustard]

Jesus Christ, no! Carl's is fucking awful
Have you completely lost your mind?