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The GWD
10-10-2008, 03:16 AM
Deanna Troi was hot in those skintight leotards.
Mustard
10-10-2008, 03:18 AM
NERDS!
in before the thread is gayed up by the likes of TIM, Claydon and bluefoot
6655321
10-10-2008, 03:19 AM
finally a thread for you guys who don't know what a vag looks like.
Mustard
10-10-2008, 03:21 AM
Nerd pussy is the best. Its the same thing, with all the added benefits of actually liking games such as Settlers of Catan, World of Warcraft, and even Dungeons and Dragons for the uber-nerds.
The GWD
10-10-2008, 03:21 AM
In Star Trek Generations, if the Nexus is like heaven, then why doesn't Picard go away when Kirk wants him to? Is it because Picard wants Kirk and in the nexus you get what you want? Well then why did Kirk resist? The Nexus didn't really seem to travel through time or anything, so when Picard defeated Soran and re-took his place as captain of the Enterprise, is that just in his head? So every Star Trek made after that is all a product of Picard's imagination?
?
Mustard
10-10-2008, 03:23 AM
Dude, what the fuck?
The GWD
10-10-2008, 03:24 AM
The Nexus doesn't make any sense!! That's what the fuck!
6655321
10-10-2008, 03:26 AM
i'd do jeri ryan.
Mustard
10-10-2008, 03:26 AM
I saw that movie, and yeah, ok, its a bit weird. I mean, what was with the wood chopping?
The Nexus doesn't make any sense!! That's what the fuck!
nothing about that movie made any fucking sense, get over it!
The GWD
10-10-2008, 03:28 AM
I saw that movie, and yeah, ok, its a bit weird. I mean, what was with the wood chopping?
Chopping wood, meh. To each their own. I jack off, Kirk chops wood. Tomato, Tomawto.
What was with Picard's dream of living in 18th century England? If he truly gets whatever bliss he desires, why does Whoopi Goldberg show up and start fucking shit up?
Mustard
10-10-2008, 03:29 AM
For serious. its like trying to figure out women. just don't bother trying, it will only end in lots of crying.
The GWD
10-10-2008, 03:31 AM
Everytime before I stick my dick in a chick, I say, "Prepare for ramming speed!"
I've just gotten started on a new model!!!
Nothing sci-fi this time though... but still nerd-ish!
Mustard
10-10-2008, 03:34 AM
Everytime before I stick my dick in a chick, I say, "Prepare for ramming speed!"
I always say ridiculous speed, and then when I'm about to finish, I shout LUDICROUS SPEED!
The GWD
10-10-2008, 03:34 AM
What kind of model are you doing that's NOT sci-fi. Gundam shit counts.
To Face.
To Sink I say...uhm. Can't think of any Spaceballs quotes right now. My balls are huge though.
What kind of model are you doing that's NOT sci-fi. Gundam shit counts.
To Face.
To Sink I say...uhm. Can't think of any Spaceballs quotes right now. My balls are huge though.
F-22A Raptor, the real world plane and not the thing from Battlestar Galactica...
PS: Only one man would DARE to give me the raspberry...
You'd think in the Nexus Kirk would be living the life of Hefs'.
Datači
10-10-2008, 06:53 AM
I'd fuck a ferengi chick.
Willam
10-10-2008, 07:05 AM
Everytime before I stick my dick in a chick, I say, "Prepare for ramming speed!"
That's not Nerd, thats Animal House !! (Or at least close)
And personally, I like T-pol:
http://images.forum-auto.com/mesimages/89108/tpol.jpg
mxlplkt
10-10-2008, 07:06 AM
I'd fuck a ferengi chick.
In those sexy ears?
Nature's Folly
10-10-2008, 07:27 AM
PS: Only one man would DARE to give me the raspberry...
LONESTAR!!!!
Datači
10-10-2008, 08:35 AM
In those sexy ears?
Imagine the awesomness.
RedBEARD
10-10-2008, 10:45 AM
Imagine the awesomness.Assuming the women have similar teeth...
http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/ferengi/images/14-02-1.jpg
Awesomeness denied.
The GWD
10-10-2008, 04:37 PM
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~jboo/ishka.jpg
Yeah, I'm going to have to put a kibosh on the ferengi woman fantasy, as well. Data nailed Tasha Yar. What a lucky android.
RedBEARD
10-10-2008, 04:44 PM
I'd still do a Klingon chick, though.
mongo
10-10-2008, 04:44 PM
NERD ALERT!
RWxDAGFUmW4
The GWD
10-10-2008, 04:46 PM
I'd still do a Klingon chick, though.
http://www.startrekcollectibles.co.uk/acatalog/new%20autograph51.jpg
"I hope for your sake, you are initiating a mating ritual."
Phil Theehor
10-10-2008, 04:57 PM
Deanna Troi was hot in those skintight leotards.
Troi's tits, for your viewing pleasure. I didn't see a separate Nerd Babe Forum.
http://img124.imagevenue.com/loc1017/th_72475_troi_123_1017lo.jpg (http://img124.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=72475_troi_123_1017lo.jpg)
Bastard
10-10-2008, 11:54 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/1701-a-wallpaper.jpg
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/sw_canyon_escape.jpg
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/sw_imperial_tag.jpg
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/6625.jpg
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/nerds_l.jpg
Archetype
10-11-2008, 12:04 AM
Well my Star Trek/Wars knowledge sucks, but it appears I'm staying in on a Friday night, so....
6655321
10-11-2008, 12:06 AM
i like jizzing on girls with glasses, does that make me a nerd?
The GWD
10-11-2008, 12:07 AM
When the fuck is that Fanboys movie supposed to come out? They were advertising it like 3 fucking years ago.
6655321
10-11-2008, 12:08 AM
When the fuck is that Fanboys movie supposed to come out? They were advertising it like 3 fucking years ago.
srsly, i remember seeing the trailer for that forever ago.
The GWD
10-11-2008, 12:09 AM
Well I just checked and it said November 26th. Ugh. This movie's like the film version of Chinese Democracy.
Nature's Folly
10-11-2008, 12:42 AM
I need to see more watchmen.
Claydon
10-11-2008, 12:48 AM
I always had a thing for Ensign Ro Laren...
big boobies on her
oh and muji, you may return to fucking your neighbors dog.
http://www.debutaunt.com/archives/fat_kid.jpg
Claydon
10-11-2008, 12:52 AM
http://www.debutaunt.com/archives/fat_kid.jpg
fyi muji, the post your pic is ---->
Nature's Folly
10-11-2008, 12:52 AM
I always had a thing for Ensign Ro Laren...
big boobies on her
oh and muji, you may return to fucking your neighbors dog.
Her tits are awesome. What's her real name?
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/1701-a-wallpaper.jpg
god damn I love that ship
Her tits are awesome. What's her real name?
Michelle Forbes, she gets fucked by David Duchovny in Kalifornia, but you don't really get to see anything
except his ass
GWD probably has that shot framed and mounted on his wall
but seriously, who can blame him?
The GWD
10-11-2008, 03:15 AM
HEY STDSKILLZ. In The Force Unleashed, why is Leia so insistent on saving all the wookies, but in A New Hope she refers to Chewbacca as a "walking carpet"? Did she get raped by a wookie?
Also...What the FUCK ever happens to Master Kota? He lives at the end of the game/comic/novel, but doesn't appear in A New Hope. WTF?
Mustard
10-11-2008, 03:20 AM
How many midichlorians do they have? (http://phoebus.wordpress.com/2006/02/24/so-how-many-midichlorians-do-they-have/)
STDSkillz
10-11-2008, 03:22 AM
I AGREE with you dude. Completely. I didn't really like Leia at all in the Force Unleashed. Didn't really make sense to her character.
And I heard they're doing sequel to Force Unleashed. So maybe we'll find out what happened to Kota?
I also want to know about how the fuck we've never heard about this Gavin fella before. Don't you think he would've been mentioned before? Especially by Leia, to Luke, maybe?
For some reason, I gather that Leia couldn't have been that impressed with Luke after seeing Starkiller in action.
The GWD
10-11-2008, 03:22 AM
How many midichlorians do they have? (http://phoebus.wordpress.com/2006/02/24/so-how-many-midichlorians-do-they-have/)
Lol, Aunt Beru has more than Lando or Han.
The GWD
10-11-2008, 03:30 AM
I AGREE with you dude. Completely. I didn't really like Leia at all in the Force Unleashed. Didn't really make sense to her character.
And I heard they're doing sequel to Force Unleashed. So maybe we'll find out what happened to Kota?
I also want to know about how the fuck we've never heard about this Gavin fella before. Don't you think he would've been mentioned before? Especially by Leia, to Luke, maybe?
For some reason, I gather that Leia couldn't have been that impressed with Luke after seeing Starkiller in action.
They're doing a Force Unleashed sequel? That'd be cool. I know it's just to squeeze us SW saps for every dime we have, but goddamnit I'll play along. I'd like to see more diverse environments. Personally I didn't care for the junkyard world, or the Felucian environment. Then to find out that I had to play those levels twice was kind of annoying. I want to play on Tatooine, Hoth, shit maybe even Naboo. Whatever.
Yeah, The Force Unleashed left some gaping plot holes that need to be filled in. But I doubt they would be able to explain Leia's sudden hatred for wookies. Unless they literally do show a wookie raping her. ...Which would be fucking awesome.
STDSkillz
10-11-2008, 03:31 AM
How many midichlorians do they have? (http://phoebus.wordpress.com/2006/02/24/so-how-many-midichlorians-do-they-have/)
That's from the list of SuperShadow (aka Mickey Suttle) who completely fabricated a good deal of SW "facts." He claims to be in direct contact with George Lucas on a frequent basis, and even has the "scripts" for episodes VII, VIII, and IX. But it's all a crock of shit, of course.
Archetype
10-11-2008, 03:32 AM
Star Wars may be the greatest franchise of all time, and after KOTOR, they can pretty much catch anyone for their games.
Mustard
10-11-2008, 03:34 AM
That's from the list of SuperShadow (aka Mickey Suttle) who completely fabricated a good deal of SW "facts." He claims to be in direct contact with George Lucas on a frequent basis, and even has the "scripts" for episodes VII, VIII, and IX. But it's all a crock of shit, of course.
Well why don't you cry about it, Saddlebags!
STDSkillz
10-11-2008, 03:35 AM
They're doing a Force Unleashed sequel? That'd be cool. I know it's just to squeeze us SW saps for every dime we have, but goddamnit I'll play along. I'd like to see more diverse environments. Personally I didn't care for the junkyard world, or the Felucian environment. Then to find out that I had to play those levels twice was kind of annoying. I want to play on Tatooine, Hoth, shit maybe even Naboo. Whatever.
Yeah, The Force Unleashed left some gaping plot holes that need to be filled in. But I doubt they would be able to explain Leia's sudden hatred for wookies. Unless they literally do show a wookie raping her. ...Which would be fucking awesome.
I dunno if Leia hates Wookiees, but it was probably just Lucas trying to do his best impression of comedy in A New Hope. Honestly though, you witness one of the most powerful Force users of all time and you never say anything? WTF Leia? And don't you think she should have warned Luke about how badass the Emperor was before he went and tried to turn his father?
A little "Oh, btw, he can totally shoot lightning from his fingertips," would have been wonderful.
The GWD
10-11-2008, 03:46 AM
I dunno if Leia hates Wookiees, but it was probably just Lucas trying to do his best impression of comedy in A New Hope. Honestly though, you witness one of the most powerful Force users of all time and you never say anything? WTF Leia? And don't you think she should have warned Luke about how badass the Emperor was before he went and tried to turn his father?
A little "Oh, btw, he can totally shoot lightning from his fingertips," would have been wonderful.
Hey Luke, if he starts levitating three lightning charged barrel things, just run behind some cover and he'll be stupid and just throw them at your cover.
I wonder who the protagonist would be the Force Unleashed 2? Maybe you'd get to play more vader. I wanted to build up Vader's stats. ONE level? Plus the Kashyyyk during the day level was probably the funnest.
BTW, where is the holocron unlocking the black lightsaber? I want the black liiiiightsaber.
STDSkillz
10-11-2008, 03:50 AM
Hey Luke, if he starts levitating three lightning charged barrel things, just run behind some cover and he'll be stupid and just throw them at your cover.
I wonder who the protagonist would be the Force Unleashed 2? Maybe you'd get to play more vader. I wanted to build up Vader's stats. ONE level? Plus the Kashyyyk during the day level was probably the funnest.
BTW, where is the holocron unlocking the black lightsaber? I want the black liiiiightsaber.
I was thinking you'd mainly play as Kota. He showed fairly proficient skills against Galen. Maybe he goes out to the Unknown Regions and discovers the Yuuzhan Vong like Vergere did, or something like that.
And I haven't unlocked all the holocrons yet. Some of those are a bitch to get to...
The GWD
10-11-2008, 03:56 AM
I was thinking you'd mainly play as Kota. He showed fairly proficient skills against Galen. Maybe he goes out to the Unknown Regions and discovers the Yuuzhan Vong like Vergere did, or something like that.
And I haven't unlocked all the holocrons yet. Some of those are a bitch to get to...
They definitely need to kill Kota by A New Hope.
And those holocrons are a bitch. I've got most of the lightsabers, except the black. And 2 costumes are still locked.
you guys are fucking dorks
<3
PS I still haven't played TFU... I'm a bad geek
STDSkillz
10-11-2008, 04:39 AM
you guys are fucking dorks
<3
That means a lot coming from you, Face. Thank you <3
PS I still haven't played TFU... I'm a bad geek
I'd imagine that you'd probably only want to rent it. You can get through the story pretty fast.
The GWD
10-11-2008, 04:41 AM
Yeah...but I'm on my 3rd runthrough of the game.
Bastard
10-11-2008, 04:42 AM
Dune motherfuckers. That's right. I went there.
Mustard
10-11-2008, 04:45 AM
Yes! Dune!
That means a lot coming from you, Face. Thank you <3
I'd imagine that you'd probably only want to rent it. You can get through the story pretty fast.
yeah I can't see myself spending $60 on a game I can breeze through in a weekend... not when I just downloaded Duke Nukem, Mega Man 9 and Bionic Commando for $25
Bastard
10-11-2008, 05:02 AM
Yes! Dune!
He who controls the spice, controls the universe! The spice must flow.
Mustard
10-11-2008, 05:06 AM
I played Dune 2000 and the next installment of Dune for the PC, and I was happy with the games.
Bastard
10-15-2008, 03:40 AM
Alien Nation. I liked the movie with James Caan and thought that Mandy Patinkin was great in it. The TV series had some decent episodes. They would always show the female aliens disrobing and having what seemed like dozens of liver spots from head to toe. Just like your grandmother, it was sexy.
Mustard
10-15-2008, 03:50 AM
Since this is the nerd thread, I want to discuss awesome new technologies.
Like this, which fascinates me:
k6bkmPjVF-k
Archetype
10-15-2008, 03:51 AM
Gadget? More like Gaydgit.
The GWD
10-15-2008, 03:51 AM
Finally, bendable television sets! The future is today!
Mustard
10-15-2008, 03:55 AM
Gadget? More like Gaydgit.
Thats not funny!
Finally, bendable television sets! The future is today!
I've always wanted a tv that I can paste to the roof of my car, to the wall in my shower, and in the back of the fridge, seeing as I spend alot of my time there.
Bastard
10-15-2008, 03:57 AM
Since this is the nerd thread, I want to discuss awesome new technologies.
Like this, which fascinates me:
k6bkmPjVF-k
The real question is will it stand up to the new generation of customers that have incredible hand strength due to hours and hours of masturbation.
Archetype
10-15-2008, 03:58 AM
Thats not funny!
I've always wanted a tv that I can paste to the roof of my car, to the wall in my shower, and in the back of the fridge, seeing as I spend alot of my time there.
The Sink? More like The Big Gay Homo Dink.
Mustard
10-15-2008, 04:00 AM
The Sink? More like The Big Gay Homo Dink.
Liek OMG, I wub u 2!
Deadhead Derek
10-15-2008, 12:36 PM
http://www.startrekcollectibles.co.uk/acatalog/new%20autograph51.jpg
"I hope for your sake, you are initiating a mating ritual."
looks like a poster for a Heart reunion tour
Archetype
10-15-2008, 07:29 PM
Indeed, let's talk about art.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Heart_70s.jpg
mongo
10-16-2008, 01:23 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/2vdpro2.jpg
wacker
10-16-2008, 06:04 PM
I miss Lego.
NOTKyle
10-16-2008, 08:19 PM
Me and a friend of mine used to make lego stop-motion movies.
They were so0o0o rad.
Morfin
10-16-2008, 08:24 PM
Indeed, let's talk about art.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Heart_70s.jpg
Before the food.
After the food:
http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/wilson-395x298-famoussistersgallery.jpg
Don Scrappy
10-17-2008, 12:12 AM
Me and a friend of mine used to make lego stop-motion movies.
They were so0o0o rad.
we used to make lego cars and crash them into each other to see whose was strongest.
so I've decided that I'm going to build models of every Starship Enterprise for my collection
I've already got 2 finished(NX-01 and the classic series), I've got two more on my agenda(1701-A and B), that leaves just 3 more to do
good times
Mustard
10-17-2008, 04:33 PM
And if you could include a push-button soundcard that makes the *pew-pew* sound that would be fabulous.
mongo
10-17-2008, 04:34 PM
is that the noise that "no sex" makes?
I have an authentic toy phaser with lights & sounds that I considered cannibalizing but decided against it
Mustard
10-17-2008, 04:36 PM
is that the noise that "no sex" makes?
well, maybe for most people...
well, maybe for most people...
my last lady friend(we split a week or so ago... she wants to stay friends :() really liked my models
Mustard
10-17-2008, 04:45 PM
my last lady friend(we split a week or so ago... she wants to stay friends :() really liked my models
You tell that ungrateful heathen that you can't be friends unless she rubs your no-no spot with her mouth at least once a week! Be firm, yet gentle. She will appreciate it, and probably do it just for the taste of it.
mongo
10-17-2008, 05:14 PM
my last lady friend(we split a week or so ago... she wants to stay friends :() really liked my models
she has got to be ugly as hell.
The GWD
10-17-2008, 05:42 PM
so I've decided that I'm going to build models of every Starship Enterprise for my collection
I've already got 2 finished(NX-01 and the classic series), I've got two more on my agenda(1701-A and B), that leaves just 3 more to do
good times
You're going to waste your time with B and C? Do D, goddamn you.
The GWD
10-17-2008, 05:47 PM
D pwns.
Mustard
10-17-2008, 05:47 PM
haha, you said doody.
D pwns.
it's pretty good... always seemed a bit ungainly though
A is my favourite
mxlplkt
10-17-2008, 05:56 PM
it's pretty good... always seemed a bit ungainly though
A is my favourite
You British now?
mxlplkt
10-17-2008, 06:00 PM
Like I have a choice.
Spanky
10-17-2008, 06:05 PM
don't be stupid
stoupid*
Gary_Busey
10-17-2008, 06:25 PM
My girlfriend and I drink cheap wine and play Lego Star Wars together.
Da Raider
10-17-2008, 06:28 PM
My girlfriend and I drink cheap wine and play Lego Star Wars together.
I approve of the first part. But scoff at the 2nd.
Gary_Busey
10-17-2008, 06:32 PM
I approve of the first part. But scoff at the 2nd.
She's a huge Star Wars fan, and the game itself is actually pretty fun when playing in co-op.
Archetype
10-17-2008, 06:37 PM
I approve of the first part. But scoff at the 2nd.
Do you not know where you are, motherfucker?
Mustard
10-17-2008, 06:47 PM
This is THE nerd thread son...
janois
10-17-2008, 08:36 PM
My girlfriend and I drink cheap wine and play Lego Star Wars together.
With three kids, that's a great date night for me and the wife. I might even go get some Thai food.
Pax Britannia
10-17-2008, 08:40 PM
My girlfriend and I drink cheap wine and play Lego Star Wars together.
You sir are a lucky man.
mongo
10-17-2008, 08:43 PM
busey is full of shit.
i mean really gary, did you think we would fall for that "girlfriend" bullshit again?
Gary_Busey
10-17-2008, 08:48 PM
Sometimes I don't believe it myself.
mongo
10-17-2008, 08:49 PM
is she blind?
Gary_Busey
10-17-2008, 08:50 PM
Yes.
a buddy of mine just gave me a runabout model from DS9 that he found in his stash!
mongo
10-17-2008, 09:01 PM
speaking of nerdy things, i've always wanted to build something like this in my room.
vrCb_fNmSTA
mongo
10-17-2008, 09:06 PM
i know. it's so awesome it's not fair.
Okie Medicvet
10-21-2008, 12:18 PM
I'm a nerd for life, and totally miss playing AD&D. Spent many a weekend all through high school playing all through it with my friends, crashing for a few hours after the second night, and only got woken up to roll some dice for my character in the middle of a melee, and then doze off, only to wake up to coffee, donuts, and weed, and then get back in the game.
6655321
10-21-2008, 12:21 PM
I'm a nerd for life, and totally miss playing AD&D. Spent many a weekend all through high school playing all through it with my friends, crashing for a few hours after the second night, and only got woken up to roll some dice for my character in the middle of a melee, and then doze off, only to wake up to coffee, donuts, and weed, and then get back in the game.
you are a total fucking badass.
Claydon
10-21-2008, 05:47 PM
Orion Slave Girls........
yes please
mongo
10-21-2008, 05:48 PM
Orion Slave Girls........
yes please
this is the "nerd thread" not the "loser thread".
Pax Britannia
10-21-2008, 05:49 PM
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m191/Autumn_Summers/Orion_slavegirl_ENT.jpg
Claydon
10-21-2008, 05:53 PM
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m191/Autumn_Summers/Orion_slavegirl_ENT.jpg
yes please
Claydon
10-21-2008, 05:53 PM
this is the "nerd thread" not the "loser thread".
he wants the orion slave boys.
Pax Britannia
10-21-2008, 05:55 PM
Vulcan ladies FTW
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd177/spion23-ccl/Women/jolene-blalock.jpg
Claydon
10-21-2008, 06:01 PM
Vulcan ladies FTW
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd177/spion23-ccl/Women/jolene-blalock.jpg
Truly fappable...
however....
hoshi saito ftw!
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/250px-HoshiSato.jpg
i would so do her in that uniform
Pax Britannia
10-21-2008, 06:06 PM
I'd do evil Hoshi
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/KclCmdr/Sci-Fi%20People/Empress_Hoshi_Sato.jpg
Claydon
10-21-2008, 09:06 PM
I'd do evil Hoshi
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/KclCmdr/Sci-Fi%20People/Empress_Hoshi_Sato.jpg
MEEEEEE-WOW!
Claydon
10-21-2008, 11:22 PM
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/250px-Ro_Laren.jpg
oh yah.....thats right, Ro Laren. I went there.
she needs to take a belt sander to that nose
janois
10-21-2008, 11:34 PM
I searched for 7 of 9 on Google and I got this. It's not Jeri Ryan but I'm fairly sure Jolene Blalock played a vulcan. Either way, nerds are happy.
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp322/janois08/833_Primal_Jolene_Blalock4.jpg
she bothers me, I don't know why
Claydon
10-21-2008, 11:38 PM
she needs to take a belt sander to that nose
bitch...
her tits are magnificent.
janois
10-21-2008, 11:42 PM
she bothers me, I don't know why
Better?
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp322/janois08/Jeri20Ryan-20Star20Trek.jpg
Better?
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp322/janois08/Jeri20Ryan-20Star20Trek.jpg
she bothers me too... but in her case, its her character, rather than the actress
Claydon
10-21-2008, 11:45 PM
her blue and burgundy uniforms were better.
Claydon
10-21-2008, 11:45 PM
she bothers me too... but in her case, its her character, rather than the actress
only face could gay up this nerd wank fest convo.
only face could gay up this nerd wank fest convo.
she's not special, nearly everything about voyager bothers me... that show was a bad idea from the word go
janois
10-21-2008, 11:51 PM
she bothers me too... but in her case, its her character, rather than the actress
After this, I don't know what to tell you.
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp322/janois08/wrathofkhan16.jpg
Archetype
10-21-2008, 11:52 PM
After this, I don't know what to tell you.
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp322/janois08/wrathofkhan16.jpg
ewwiiie
After this, I don't know what to tell you.
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp322/janois08/wrathofkhan16.jpg
I met her once, she's just as fat in person as you'd expect
the never before seen, alternate ending to Star Trek IV
Q8CKWZ-9dwY
janois
10-22-2008, 12:19 AM
ewwiiie
When I saw Kirstie Ally in the Wrath of Khan, She made my cock say "huh" for the first time. Don't you dare say ew on that. You know you knocked one out to her. All of you!!! Shame on anyone to deny this.
Archetype
10-22-2008, 12:32 AM
Cheers and Look Who's Talkin ruined her for me. Well before her fat days.
The GWD
10-22-2008, 12:36 AM
I've honestly never masturbated while thinking of Kristie Alley.
William Shatner on the other hand...
Claydon
10-22-2008, 12:58 AM
When I saw Kirstie Ally in the Wrath of Khan, She made my cock say "huh" for the first time. Don't you dare say ew on that. You know you knocked one out to her. All of you!!! Shame on anyone to deny this.
I deny nothing.
Bastard
10-22-2008, 01:31 AM
When I saw Kirstie Ally in the Wrath of Khan, She made my cock say "huh" for the first time. Don't you dare say ew on that. You know you knocked one out to her. All of you!!! Shame on anyone to deny this.
Kristy Alley was attractive once upon a time. Specifically, it was a Cheers episode where she was fighting her character's sister. Lots of screaming, jiggling, and violence between the two women.
Claydon
10-22-2008, 06:22 AM
empress sato?!
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
The GWD
10-22-2008, 04:12 PM
the never before seen, alternate ending to Star Trek IV
Q8CKWZ-9dwY
Lolz. That scene from Jaws 3 has to be the shittiest scene in any movie, ever. The shark slowy coming forward, then stopping, and THEN the glass breaking up.
I guess it was made for 3D, but still. It's disappointing that Jaws 3 and 4 were even made. Two wasn't even that good, but it's a fucking masterpiece compared to 3 and 4.
mongo
10-22-2008, 07:54 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/eahwnt.jpg
Phil Theehor
10-22-2008, 08:14 PM
Lieutenant Saavik's tits
http://img167.imagevenue.com/loc1156/th_21584_k1_123_1156lo.jpg (http://img167.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=21584_k1_123_1156lo.jpg)
Daydreamer
10-22-2008, 08:31 PM
Lieutenant Saavik's tits
http://img167.imagevenue.com/loc1156/th_21584_k1_123_1156lo.jpg (http://img167.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=21584_k1_123_1156lo.jpg)
That was a long time ago, in a weight class far, far away...
For Face: Duh.
That was a long time ago, in a weight class far, far away...
wrong franchise, dopey
Daydreamer
10-22-2008, 08:38 PM
Duh!
Gary_Busey
10-22-2008, 08:40 PM
Mario cake at the NC State Fair.
http://i34.tinypic.com/2wps508.jpg
mxlplkt
10-22-2008, 08:41 PM
Blue ribbon? Pshh.... No attention to detail.
Start goes to the right of select, not the other way around
what a failure
Lone Wolf
10-22-2008, 09:24 PM
I have never beaten a Mario game
Deadhead Derek
10-22-2008, 09:51 PM
I have never beaten a Mario gamei've never played a mario game
Mustard
10-23-2008, 12:03 AM
and i've never jacked off to gay porn. woo!
mongo
10-23-2008, 12:14 AM
i've never played a mario game
you were like 40 when the NES came out. so you don't count!
leafsmack0
10-23-2008, 12:33 AM
I have never beaten a Mario game
i've never played a mario game
and i've never jacked off to gay porn. woo!
and this is the Nerd thread? wtf...
Mustard
10-23-2008, 12:38 AM
I know... Well, I bet somebody here *looks at GWD* has played a Mario game all the way through while simultaneously jacking off to gay porn.
leafsmack0
10-23-2008, 12:43 AM
I know... Well, I bet somebody here *looks at GWD* has played a Mario game all the way through while simultaneously jacking off to gay porn.
he wouldn't be the only one...
i've never played a mario game
bullshit, even my dad has played super mario bros
my Enterprise-B is practically finished
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-B/assemblepaint01.jpg
yay!
The GWD
10-23-2008, 03:23 AM
That...actually looks pretty cool.
Mustard
10-23-2008, 03:25 AM
That...actually looks pretty cool.
You know what looks cooler? My cock pressed between the tits of Seven of Nine.
OH YEAH!
That...actually looks pretty cool.
you're damn right it does!
The GWD
10-23-2008, 03:26 AM
You know what looks cooler? My cock pressed between the tits of Seven of Nine.
OH YEAH!
So that'd make your cock number 8?
*rimshot!*
Mustard
10-23-2008, 03:28 AM
So that'd make your cock number 8?
*rimshot!*
^5!
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:29 AM
are you all gaying up the nerd thread?
you know what always bugged me about Seven? Hugh, the Borg drone Geordi and Beverly adopted, his designation was THIRD of five, not three of five... Seven should have been Seventh of Nine
jeez
}{arlequin
10-23-2008, 03:31 AM
So that'd make your cock number 8?
*rimshot!*
no no no no no, that would make it 8:53
The GWD
10-23-2008, 03:33 AM
you know what always bugged me about Seven? Hugh, the Borg drone Geordi and Beverly adopted, his designation was THIRD of five, not three of five... Seven should have been Seventh of Nine
jeez
Hugh totally turned gay for Geordi. That's all I really remember.
Mustard
10-23-2008, 03:34 AM
are you all gaying up the nerd thread?
Nope, we were waiting for you to do that... <3
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:34 AM
ok...Blade Runner...
yes or no?
It is in my top 10 favorite films and one of my top favorite sci fi flicks
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:34 AM
Nope, we were waiting for you to do that... <3
you fat bastard
Archangel
10-23-2008, 03:35 AM
My CT out-nerds the lot of you.
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:37 AM
My CT out-nerds the lot of you.
beat it korean hybrid, you will only be that until a 12 year old japanese or korean kid comes round and beats the shit out of you.
Mustard
10-23-2008, 03:38 AM
ok...Blade Runner...
yes or no?
It is in my top 10 favorite films and one of my top favorite sci fi flicks
Harrison Ford ruined that movie for me.
I am so not kidding, unfortunately.
Archetype
10-23-2008, 03:40 AM
Harrison Ford ruined that movie for me.
I am so not kidding, unfortunately.
Ford ruined it for you? How does that even make sense?
Archangel
10-23-2008, 03:40 AM
beat it korean hybrid, you will only be that until a 12 year old japanese or korean kid comes round and beats the shit out of you.
Claydon acting tough on the internet (in the nerd thread, no less) will never fail to amuse me. It may fail at pretty much everything else, but at that one thing, it succeeds beautifully.
My CT out-nerds the lot of you.
Jodo Kast > Jaster Mereel
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:42 AM
Claydon acting tough on the internet (in the nerd thread, no less) will never fail to amuse me. It may fail at pretty much everything else, but at that one thing, it succeeds beautifully.
so my fucking around is acting tough? you have a warped sense my german friend. but then again, when 200,000 of your countrymen show up for an american socialist, and declare america bankrupt while at the same time having to pump 2 trillion into germany's system, i suppose the whole society has a warped sense of the world.
Mustard
10-23-2008, 03:42 AM
Ford ruined it for you? How does that even make sense?
I know I'm going to be in the very small minority, but I thought his acting was terrible.
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:43 AM
Harrison Ford ruined that movie for me.
I am so not kidding, unfortunately.
WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
Ford is the whole reason for the movie! Would you have preferred a young tom cruise?
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:44 AM
I know I'm going to be in the very small minority, but I thought his acting was terrible.
if you are referring to the narration, yes, it was terrible. WB wanted that added just before the release. Ford and Scott protested and did not want it, and Ford was under contract to do it. So basically he did it as BAD as he could, later directors cut dumped that ADR.
Archangel
10-23-2008, 03:45 AM
so my fucking around is acting tough? you have a warped sense my german friend. but then again, when 200,000 of your countrymen show up for an american socialist, and declare america bankrupt while at the same time having to pump 2 trillion into germany's system, i suppose the whole society has a warped sense of the world.
Dude, stop gaying up the nerd thread with your GOP cock sucking.
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:46 AM
Dude, stop gaying up the nerd thread with your GOP cock sucking.
bah! im so far from the GOP you have in mind it is sad. It would be like me branding you as a Green.
The GWD
10-23-2008, 03:47 AM
if you are referring to the narration, yes, it was terrible. WB wanted that added just before the release. Ford and Scott protested and did not want it, and Ford was under contract to do it. So basically he did it as BAD as he could, later directors cut dumped that ADR.
If he knew that it was the version WB was going to release, then he's a real asshole for doing it as bad as he could.
Mustard
10-23-2008, 03:48 AM
WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
Ford is the whole reason for the movie! Would you have preferred a young tom cruise?
Personally, I just think the casting was way off.
They might have been better off with *gasp* Jerry Lewis.
if you are referring to the narration, yes, it was terrible. WB wanted that added just before the release. Ford and Scott protested and did not want it, and Ford was under contract to do it. So basically he did it as BAD as he could, later directors cut dumped that ADR.
Like I said, I just think the casting was a bad call. Harrison Ford (in my opinion) just didn't fit in that movie as far as I could see. I get why he was cast (it was 1982, Star Wars is sci fi, so is Blad Runner) but still.... yeesh.
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:48 AM
If he knew that it was the version WB was going to release, then he's a real asshole for doing it as bad as he could.
no, the producers pulled this in the final weeks of post production. scott and ford were very much opposed to do doing as they knew it would distract and take away from the feel of the film. basically ford did it badly as a protest to WB, and good for him.
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:50 AM
Personally, I just think the casting was way off.
Like I said, I just think the casting was a bad call. Harrison Ford (in my opinion) just didn't fit in that movie as far as I could see. I get why he was cast (it was 1982, Star Wars is sci fi, so is Blad Runner) but still.... yeesh.
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/picard-headesk.jpg
The GWD
10-23-2008, 03:51 AM
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/picard-headesk.jpg
You use that picture of Picard like, a lot. Maybe that should be your av.
Mustard
10-23-2008, 03:51 AM
Like I said Clay, I knew I was gonna be in the very small minority. its cool.
More like Bland Runner...
:D
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:53 AM
More like Bland Runner...
:D
yah, no blade runner dolls to play house with.
Claydon
10-23-2008, 03:54 AM
although face, at least you didnt do the standard...
"more like gay runner"
or something to that affect
The GWD
10-23-2008, 03:54 AM
More like Bland Runner...
:D
My god, you're a Blade Punner!
yah, no blade runner dolls to play house with.
actually I'm pretty sure someone out there has made action figures based on it
Mustard
10-23-2008, 04:00 AM
More like Bland Runner...
:D
More like Flat Chested Warlock...
:confused:
holy shit... (http://www.culttvmanshop.com/shop/product.php?productid=16797&cat=0&page=1)
someone wanna lend me $250?
Mustard
10-23-2008, 04:31 AM
holy shit... (http://www.culttvmanshop.com/shop/product.php?productid=16797&cat=0&page=1)
someone wanna lend me $250?
Thats fucking awesome.
time to start saving I guess...
Mustard
10-23-2008, 04:39 AM
Don't forget the S&H... They always pin that on you at the end, and I always seem to forget about it until its too late.
The GWD
10-23-2008, 04:40 AM
Some Ebay sellers really fuck you with the shipping and handling.
Mustard
10-23-2008, 04:41 AM
Some Ebay sellers really fuck you with the shipping and handling.
Truth! Bunch of greedy fag chompers.
I like to pretend I am cool when I am alone at night.
Mustard
10-23-2008, 04:52 AM
I like to pretend I am cool when I am alone at night.
You're in the right place then!
Bastard
10-23-2008, 04:54 AM
Speaking of cool, Road House is on AMC at the moment. I like how Dalton says to his fat coworker "Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he will drop like a stone." Friendly banter or a warning because Dalton hates fat people.
Mustard
10-23-2008, 04:55 AM
Not quite MacGyver cool... but we're trying.
Archetype
10-23-2008, 05:18 AM
Speaking of cool, Road House is on AMC at the moment. I like how Dalton says to his fat coworker "Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he will drop like a stone." Friendly banter or a warning because Dalton hates fat people.
Jack Dalton??
Bastard
10-23-2008, 05:27 AM
His friends call him James. It's his way or the highway.
What did I do? What did I say? To turn your angel eyes my way
Archetype
10-23-2008, 05:29 AM
Aw. I was hoping for Jack.
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/dalton.jpg
Seems thread appropriate
J-GtoWbGuLQ
Archangel
10-23-2008, 09:28 AM
Splooge.
http://i33.tinypic.com/33c2jo1.png
Summer
10-23-2008, 09:28 AM
me so horny
Archangel
10-23-2008, 09:34 AM
Lies.
Pax Britannia
10-23-2008, 09:37 AM
I think Darth Vader was compensating for something.
Archangel
10-23-2008, 09:42 AM
Probably.
}{arlequin
10-23-2008, 09:46 AM
^i was about to say that from a quick glance, it's an easy guess whose saber wasn't up to spec
edit: then again, a lava bath might take care of his bits rather definitively
Pax Britannia
10-23-2008, 09:47 AM
"He's more machine now than man" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Indeed.
Archangel
10-23-2008, 09:47 AM
Maybe he burnt his privates on Mustafar.
EDIT: Yeah, what you guys said.
Pax Britannia
10-23-2008, 09:48 AM
Maybe he burnt his privates on Mustafar.
EDIT: Yeah, what you guys said.
Who said Germans dont get subtle humour.
Archetype
10-23-2008, 09:49 AM
"He's more machine now than man" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Indeed.
Maybe he's got a Sybian under there.
Deadhead Derek
10-23-2008, 05:34 PM
holy shit... (http://www.culttvmanshop.com/shop/product.php?productid=16797&cat=0&page=1)
someone wanna lend me $250?
what to glue on 10 pieces? wow, they saw you coming...I had a model of the hindenberg once... two halves and 4 fins.... the hilarity never stopped with that one.
assembly is only the first step, the real fun is in painting it
Claydon
10-23-2008, 11:43 PM
Splooge.
http://i33.tinypic.com/33c2jo1.png
Hmmm..no vulcan star ships?
damn!
so I needed to buy a couple spools of a very specific type of wire for a light up project I'm about to embark upon, radio shack only had them in blue and white rather than red and black... so I went to the big electronics store down the street, hoping that they might have what I needed, and lo and behold they did! And after 5 minutes of the guy behind the counter futzing with the computer(he was new), he finally told me my total for the wire and a couple other things I needed was $63
I literally said this to him: 'that's a joke, right?' I was stunned
apparently these spools of wire cost $23 each! Meanwhile, radio shack sells the same shit for $6 a roll, but in the wrong damned colours... I think I can deal with the wrong colour if it means saving $17 each
god bless the nerd thread
STDSkillz
10-24-2008, 02:13 AM
Couldn't you buy the cheap spools and then paint them the colors you want?
Deadhead Derek
10-24-2008, 02:17 AM
so I needed to buy a couple spools of a very specific type of wire for a light up project I'm about to embark upon, radio shack only had them in blue and white rather than red and black... so I went to the big electronics store down the street, hoping that they might have what I needed, and lo and behold they did! And after 5 minutes of the guy behind the counter futzing with the computer(he was new), he finally told me my total for the wire and a couple other things I needed was $63
I literally said this to him: 'that's a joke, right?' I was stunned
apparently these spools of wire cost $23 each! Meanwhile, radio shack sells the same shit for $6 a roll, but in the wrong damned colours... I think I can deal with the wrong colour if it means saving $17 each
god bless the nerd threadJim Kirk would never have put up with wires running all over the outside of NCC-1701. if on the inside, what great god-damn does the color make? fucking nerds....
Mustard
10-24-2008, 02:28 AM
what to glue on 10 pieces? wow, they saw you coming...I had a model of the hindenberg once... two halves and 4 fins.... the hilarity never stopped with that one.
Dude... THATS FUCKING AWESOME!
Deadhead Derek
10-24-2008, 02:40 AM
we blew it up, as it needed to be, LOADED it with firecrackers, lit it.... and it split on half, so we glued it back together and did it a 1/2 a dozen more times. .....prolly still in Ben's backyard somewhere....
Mustard
10-24-2008, 02:41 AM
must.watch.videos.
Jim Kirk would never have put up with wires running all over the outside of NCC-1701. if on the inside, what great god-damn does the color make? fucking nerds....
it really doesn't matter what colours they are, I just like using red and black because it's been drilled into my head for decades that red = positive, black = negative, having to relearn that blue = pos and white = neg is almost as annoying as learning that here, green = pos and red = neg... it's just so damned confusing!
PS, Kirk's Enterprise did have wires running all over the outside of the ship, that's why you only ever saw it from one side
true story!
Deadhead Derek
10-24-2008, 12:15 PM
use your little pots of paint, cut the all black wires to length and then put a dot of white on both ends for the commons....duh...
}{arlequin
10-24-2008, 12:29 PM
or just give the wires a quick run w/ the airbrush...
putting little tags on them works too.
Claydon
10-24-2008, 02:39 PM
face spells color with a u.
hahahaha
you are really awful at picking out things to make fun of
I cannot allow this thread to die!!
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/runabout/cockpitint03.jpg
that's the cockpit for the runabout model I'm working on... the kit has clear windows, but no interior, so I had to build that from scratch
Deadhead Derek
11-01-2008, 01:16 AM
what will it be, pray tell?
(helping my inner nerd always have a home)
mongo
11-01-2008, 01:17 AM
what will it be, pray tell?
(helping my inner nerd always have a home)
some sort of birth control device, to be sure.
Deadhead Derek
11-01-2008, 01:26 AM
dunno...he was born....
Deadhead Derek
11-01-2008, 01:28 AM
oh.... wait... of that we have MULTIPLE levels of protection, but you are correct sir.
Deadhead Derek
11-08-2008, 10:46 AM
saw this on Craigs-seattle
Looking for someone that has experience playing world of warcraft to take on the challenge of completeing achievments, quests that are unfinished and leveling my warlock and or shadow priest for wrath of the litchking. This job will require dedication and time in the game. I wish to do it myself however I am busy with my main which is a mage and dont have time to do all this leveling and stuff. If you fit the category of what im looking for above email me and I will contact you to go over what is fair for pay and if you are the best fit for the job. Again this position requires someone dedicated to gaming and has lots of time to work on my lock. If you arent serious and dont ahve the time then dont respond if you are then please do. You can email me at Tompetty4u@aol.com. Thanks
sad...just fucking sad
Daydreamer
11-08-2008, 11:29 AM
Somebody on GMF was bitching a while back about playing WoW with a guy and the guy went to the bathroom/got something to eat/or whatever and never came back. The GMFer bitched about having to just sit there waiting on the guy and wanted to know if he should leave the guy's fairy princess ogre to be buttraped in a castle by Sir Lancelot or keep on waiting. I Lol'd
Claydon
11-08-2008, 02:26 PM
Somebody on GMF was bitching a while back about playing WoW with a guy and the guy went to the bathroom/got something to eat/or whatever and never came back. The GMFer bitched about having to just sit there waiting on the guy and wanted to know if he should leave the guy's fairy princess ogre to be buttraped in a castle by Sir Lancelot or keep on waiting. I Lol'd
that has happened to me....fucking inconsiderate retards.
a girl I know had her account hacked, some guy broke into it and sold all her shit
I hate wow, so I thought it was hysterical
Claydon
11-08-2008, 06:53 PM
a girl I know had her account hacked, some guy broke into it and sold all her shit
I hate wow, so I thought it was hysterical
What is really scarey is that I could probably sell my toon for $500!?