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VoxAngelikus
10-10-2008, 08:38 AM
More weird killer disease!!! (And why isn't there an Africa prefix? Africans are people too!)

South Africa: Mystery hemorrhagic fever kills 3 (http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/10/10/mystery.disease.south.africa.ap/index.html)


GENEVA (AP) -- -- The U.N. health agency says it is investigating a mystery disease that killed three people in the South African city of Johannesburg.

The World Health Organization says the disease appears to be a form of hemorrhagic fever.

It says tests have proved negative for Ebola, Lassa fever, Rift Valley fever, Marburg fever and other main types of hemorrhagic fever.

WHO spokesman Gregory Hartl says the first death on Sept. 13 was a tour guide who had fallen ill in Zambia before being evacuated to South Africa. Two further deaths on Sept. 30 and Oct. 4. involved a paramedic and a nurse who treated the woman.

Hartl said Friday that 121 people are being monitored and WHO hopes to receive further test results by Sunday.

Limp
10-10-2008, 08:39 AM
I thought this was going to be about several well placed atomic bombs.

VoxAngelikus
10-10-2008, 08:57 AM
That would work except in the jungle regions we would have a hard time distinguishing between the natives and the gorilla population.

Pax Britannia
10-10-2008, 09:00 AM
Africe needs colonialism again.

Limp
10-10-2008, 09:06 AM
That would work except in the jungle regions we would have a hard time distinguishing between the natives and the gorilla population.
Honestly, who would miss either?

VoxAngelikus
10-10-2008, 09:08 AM
At least the gorillas don't shout in the movie theater. Or get together and get all loud and hollery and shit.

Limp
10-10-2008, 09:09 AM
At least the gorillas don't shout in the movie theater. Or get together and get all loud and hollery and shit.
They also don't keep KFC in business...

Pax Britannia
10-10-2008, 09:09 AM
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Limp
10-10-2008, 09:21 AM
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn47/reeceyy/ThatsRacist.gif
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Limp-pics/black/thatsracist-chicken.gif

El Torpedo
10-10-2008, 10:22 AM
Strange disease originating in Zambia, I smell Zombie plague.

Le Goat
10-10-2008, 10:37 AM
More like africa needs a Jane Goodall

Pwnt

Jatoza
10-11-2008, 02:24 PM
The whole continent needs to be doused in purell.