View Full Version : Job Placement of the Gods(PS Contest)
Titus_Pullo
10-13-2008, 05:38 PM
You are an omnipotent employment agent who can take anyone you wish and put them in the job you think they deserve or are best suited for. Whatever floats your boat, just make with the funny.
DEMO:
Michael Vick working at the Westminster Kennel Club
http://i34.tinypic.com/2wmkw1x.jpg
PRIZES
1st: 10,000 rep 50K money PS God Tag
2nd: 5,000 rep 25K money
3rd 2,500 rep, 10K money
Contest ends next week sometime.
http://i35.tinypic.com/zn35m1.jpg
Titus_Pullo
10-13-2008, 05:54 PM
Holy shit! bpb out of nowhere!
Pax Britannia
10-13-2008, 06:23 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/obamahitler.jpg
The GWD
10-14-2008, 02:55 AM
Looks terrible, but you get the idea.
http://i37.tinypic.com/10gbsde.jpg
http://i37.tinypic.com/rk6gkp.jpg
Nature's Folly
10-14-2008, 06:01 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/zn35m1.jpg
Pretty sure this one wins it.
Titus_Pullo
10-14-2008, 08:18 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/rk6gkp.jpg
I bet he stole that target from Bill Cosby.
(thumb)
http://img126.imagevenue.com/loc695/th_39042_TinaFeySarahPalin_123_695lo.jpg (http://img126.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=39042_TinaFeySarahPalin_123_695lo.jp g)
Bastard
10-15-2008, 01:00 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/facesweat.jpg
mxlplkt
10-15-2008, 06:55 AM
Oh the irony.
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/archreebok.jpg
Pax Britannia
10-15-2008, 08:21 AM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/stalin_obama.jpg
I just couldnt resist. No more Obama I swear.
}{arlequin
10-15-2008, 08:31 AM
is arch making reebok pumps?
mxlplkt
10-15-2008, 08:56 AM
In a Korean sweat shop nonetheless. Amazing what you end up doing with a Nike fetish & a Doctorate in Philosophy.
}{arlequin
10-15-2008, 10:01 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/27y0bbb.jpg
The GWD
10-15-2008, 11:20 PM
If I had good pictures of Zaph and Titus, making them both supreme court justices would probably be what I would do.
The last two PS contest winners are Mongo and AJ? Really?
chipsahoy
10-16-2008, 09:52 AM
(thumb)
http://img225.imagevenue.com/loc509/th_69477_brianpeppersdaycare_123_509lo.jpg (http://img225.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=69477_brianpeppersdaycare_123_509lo. jpg)
Bastard
10-17-2008, 12:39 AM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/marcusrapeaid.jpg
mongo
10-17-2008, 01:26 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/2lt3p7o.jpg
Archangel
10-17-2008, 04:59 AM
In a Korean sweat shop nonetheless. Amazing what you end up doing with a Nike fetish & a Doctorate in Philosophy.
*no less.
Also, those women don't look Korean, my fetish is limited to Jordan Brand, and I've never taken a philo course in my life.
With that type of accuracy, you should apply for a job at FOX News.
<3<3<3
Spanky
10-17-2008, 06:00 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/2lt3p7o.jpg
wait, claydon is married to himself?!?!
chipsahoy
10-17-2008, 08:18 AM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f74/chipsahoyphatty/melrabi.jpg
Billy
10-17-2008, 10:01 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/2lt3p7o.jpg
BEST PS EVER. We have a winner, feel free to lock the thread
Juggo
10-17-2008, 06:34 PM
You know Rosie's gonna end up something like this.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/GMF/rosieurinal.jpg
Edit: Here's another one. For some reason Rosie in a dump filled toilet seemed just as fitting.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/GMF/rosiediarrhea.jpg
Spanky
10-18-2008, 03:04 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/6yd4rm.jpg
mongo
10-18-2008, 03:07 PM
he's the black sheep of the bunch!
Spanky
10-18-2008, 03:39 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/5n0u9e.jpg
Jericho
10-18-2008, 03:41 PM
lulz
Spanky
10-18-2008, 05:24 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2e4djyh.jpg
mongo
10-18-2008, 05:24 PM
should have changed the name on the jacket. still lulzy tough.
Spanky
10-18-2008, 05:25 PM
shut the fuck up
mongo
10-18-2008, 05:25 PM
NO U!
mongo
10-18-2008, 06:00 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/rsssvt.jpg
Jericho
10-18-2008, 06:02 PM
meh
Bastard
10-18-2008, 06:28 PM
In the next Diff’rent Strokes episode, Arnold and Dudley have a bad experience in Claydon’s bicycle shop.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m24/Arrogant__Bastard/bicyclestoreowner.jpg
REPENT!
Badmouthing St. Obama is a blasphemy!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a236/axel01/badhabits0.jpg
Titus_Pullo
10-18-2008, 08:30 PM
I have to put that on my list of things to do.
Titus_Pullo
10-19-2008, 10:15 PM
I'll wrap this thing up tomorrow night sometime.
anyone remember when PS contest threads used to go on for 10 pages or more?
Ahhh, memories
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a273/littleblackfrancis/gmf-to-nomoretears.jpg
meh, just a quickie, probably an old idea
Titus_Pullo
10-19-2008, 11:01 PM
anyone remember when PS contest threads used to go on for 10 pages or more?
Ahhh, memories
Yeah, but a lot of that was fighting, jibber jabber and stuff like that.
Yeah, but a lot of that was fighting, jibber jabber and stuff like that.
that was the best part!!
Titus_Pullo
10-19-2008, 11:05 PM
We have become too soft. Maybe I shouldn't say that, Tucker Maxx and his cronies might attack.
We have become too soft. Maybe I shouldn't say that, Tucker Maxx and his cronies might attack.
I hope they do, we need a new scandal or controversy to shake things up!
Titus_Pullo
10-19-2008, 11:10 PM
I'll get Summer pregnant.
Absolutely nothing special, but just to give another sports one along Cow's line.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Staxringold/arodchoke.jpg
I don't feel like installing Photoshop again (just going to reformat my PC again on Tuesday or Wednesday)...
Plus anyways, my only other idea was to put George Bush's face on his own body.There is no bigger punchline than Dubbya just as he is.
Spanky
10-20-2008, 06:17 AM
Titus, I have a good one to make after I get off work, give me until about 10:00 cst?
Billy
10-20-2008, 01:50 PM
don't do it. Shut this fucker down
mxlplkt
10-20-2008, 02:33 PM
Locked!
}{arlequin
10-20-2008, 02:46 PM
i think only the screen door has been closed
chipsahoy
10-20-2008, 02:59 PM
http://img245.imagevenue.com/loc202/th_33063_holocaust_camp_123_202lo.jpg (http://img245.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=33063_holocaust_camp_123_202lo.jpg) <--- Clickable thumb
Guess he can't deny it happened.
Titus_Pullo
10-20-2008, 04:28 PM
I'll keep it open till tomorrow then. No biggie. Plus I'm beat. I'm old, you know.
Titus_Pullo
10-20-2008, 04:54 PM
Anita is a very strong and abusive woman.
Spanky
10-20-2008, 06:15 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/264nk87.jpg
}{arlequin
10-20-2008, 06:16 PM
wiin?
Spanky
10-20-2008, 06:17 PM
10 dowwa
Spanky
10-20-2008, 06:17 PM
win also
Titus_Pullo
10-21-2008, 07:28 PM
Winners:
1st Place: bpb
http://i35.tinypic.com/zn35m1.jpg
2nd Place: Juggo
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/GMF/rosiediarrhea.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/Juggo/GMF/rosiediarrhea.jpg)
3rd Place: Spanky
http://i37.tinypic.com/264nk87.jpg (http://i37.tinypic.com/264nk87.jpg)
Titus_Pullo
10-21-2008, 07:35 PM
Settled