View Full Version : Madonna fails again
This time at marriage (again)
"Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time," says a statement given to the AP.
The joint statement from Madge and Guy's reps emphasizes the couple haven't agreed to any kind of settlement. We're told by sources in London and NYC the matter will most likely be hashed out in London, even though Madge could move to bring the matter to the US if she wanted.
Just to set the scene, Madonna is in Boston, Guy is in the UK, and A-Rod was last spotted in L.A.
The Ritchies are splitting up after 8 years of marriage.
Story developing ...
http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/15/madge-and-guy-big-d/#comments
Remember when Madonna was cool?
riseabove!
10-15-2008, 11:56 AM
no
Pax Britannia
10-15-2008, 12:01 PM
ARVbcbxzhyw
Suprise at 41secs?
Leave Madonna Alone
yOlRj0GIC1I
kid_vidrio
10-15-2008, 12:25 PM
Story developing? How much developing can it do? Who gives a fuck? They're over, it's done.
I wonder how much he'll get from her
Hopefully, part of the settlement is every copy of that movie he put her in is destroyed
Most of his stuff is good, except that piece of shit he cast her in
Draven X 23
10-15-2008, 12:35 PM
Wow now who wants to date Madonna? A-Rod? Is he into chicks with a goatee?
Talk all you want but everyone here would fuck Dennis Rodman if they had the chance
I'd date Madonna for the money. Then end it, and write a book.
feith
10-15-2008, 12:45 PM
are we suprised?
Suprised? No. Surprised? Probably not. Well, I'm not.
TylerDurden
10-15-2008, 01:43 PM
I'd date Madonna for the money. Then end it, and write a book.
we'd all be lying if we said we wouldn't.
i stopped liking this twat when she suddenly developed a british accent and started stroking her clit to all things hindu... within three days of taking residence in london. don't get me wrong: there's nothing wrong with the british or hinduism, but nobody likes someone who pretends they're something they're not. ray of light this dick.
mongo
10-15-2008, 01:47 PM
i'd put it in her ass.
Justabot
10-15-2008, 03:53 PM
She's starting to look like E.T.
Fornicator
10-15-2008, 09:46 PM
She's back on the Market!
Oh Yeah!
BIG PIZZLE
10-15-2008, 09:53 PM
I'd fuck Guy Richie before I fuck this madonna's beef jerkey ass.
Fornicator
10-15-2008, 09:57 PM
I'd fuck Guy Richie before I fuck this madonna's beef jerkey ass.
Beef jerkey? Oooooo...
Ruff - in the right way.
Hoser
10-15-2008, 10:12 PM
i'd put it in her ass.
You'd put it in Guy Ritchies ass.
Archetype
10-15-2008, 10:20 PM
You'd put it in Guy Ritchies ass.
*raises hand*
I'd put it in Guy Ritchie. Lock Stock and Snatch are awesome movies.
Archangel
10-16-2008, 03:07 AM
Madonna, being from Detroit, has one thing in common with General Motors.
All the talent is in marketing, to keep people from realising that the product is actually shit.
Mustard
10-16-2008, 04:09 AM
I'd fuck beef jerky before I'd fuck Guy Ritchie
IdiotBrain
10-16-2008, 04:46 AM
beef jerky isn't all that bad, believe it or not.
gotta be dehydrated at home though... none of that storebought shit.
I would suggest using Nilgai shoulder, personally.
Mustard
10-16-2008, 04:48 AM
Ever have smoked venison jerky?
If you haven't, I'm so, so very sorry for you.
IdiotBrain
10-16-2008, 04:56 AM
Dude I'm a straight Texan.
I hunt. I fish.
Ever had grilled Nilgai sausage? That shit makes venison seem like the shit they put in tacos on the side of the road in Mexico.
Ever notice how you don't see any dogs roaming the streets in Mexico?
Mustard
10-16-2008, 05:00 AM
I can honestly say I haven't even heard of Nilgai sausage. But since your description of it is spoken with such high regard, where can I gets me some of this tasty snack meat?
vicar in a tutu
10-16-2008, 10:51 AM
Perhaps she'll go lesbian again? Sandra Barnhard must be a constant walking slopping pale of orgasma, leaving a trail of lady love juice in her wake like a randy old snail at hearing this news?
I've never fancied Madonna, it's the sheer gap-toothedness of the woman that makes my little winky shrivel?
White.Rabbit
10-16-2008, 07:18 PM
marcus your crocker impression was shit
wickedmartini
10-17-2008, 01:46 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2n656e0.jpg
I'll pass...
mongo
10-17-2008, 01:50 AM
i would STILL put in in her pooper.
I said to leave Madonna alone
Bastard
10-17-2008, 02:17 AM
Madonna doesn’t look bad for someone that has been dead for a few years.
Fuh Q
10-17-2008, 09:27 AM
I hate Madonna, but Im glad she doesnt have a pre nupt, as it means Guy can steal her cash
footsies
10-21-2008, 10:07 AM
What in the world does A-Rod see in her?
smahoo
11-21-2008, 09:09 AM
done deal....
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27823395/
now Guy can go get himself some decent snatch.....snatch, ha ha, get it.....
nevermind
IdiotBrain
11-21-2008, 09:19 AM
I can honestly say I haven't even heard of Nilgai sausage. But since your description of it is spoken with such high regard, where can I gets me some of this tasty snack meat?
You have to hunt it and get it processed yourself, to my knowledge.
Though I presume there are a few meat markets here in South Texas that offer it for sale.
Titus_Pullo
11-21-2008, 06:40 PM
She should have given him a couple million for setting his career back a decade from "Swept Away".
Da Raider
11-22-2008, 01:23 AM
What in the world does A-Rod see in her?
she probably has a larger penis than A-Rod.