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Morfin
10-16-2008, 08:56 AM
We may argue with fuld, Arch, and Axel about who has the most idiots -- America or Europe -- but I now believe Americans can truly claim to have the biggest idiot.


New Father Names Baby After Republican Ticket

What’s in a name? Politics, if you ask proud new father Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton, Tenn.

Some people distribute bumper stickers, some post campaign signs and others donate cash to support their favorite candidates.

Ciptak had another idea – sparked by the birth Friday of his baby girl.

“I don’t have a million dollars,” Ciptak said.

So he chose to endorse his favorite candidates for president and vice president by naming his daughter after the Republican ticket.

“I decided to actually name her Sarah McCain Palin,” he said. “I’m totally McCain all the way.”

A blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, Ciptak said he chose the name to show his support and to encourage others to vote.

But Sarah McCain Palin is not the name Ciptak and his wife, Layla, originally agreed upon.

“I sort of secretively went behind her back and changed the paperwork,” Ciptak said.

Ava Grace was the name originally chosen by the couple.

Fueled by his new idea, Ciptak caused a distraction and some confusion at the hospital by using two separate birth certificate forms.

“With the stress of everything going on, she, I guess, didn’t realize that a new form was printed with my handwriting because my handwriting is very noticeable, very unique,” he said of his wife.

Ciptak said he had no regrets at the time.

“The very next day, though, I did feel bad, my conscience set in,” he said.

Although the stroke of conscience failed to override his decision, he did admit to one concession.

“I was actually gonna name the baby John McCain, even as the girl, but I thought that was maybe too overboard,” he said. “I decided to actually name her Sarah McCain Palin, figuring hopefully I would get two weeks in the doghouse rather than two months.”

In the event the family decides to overrule the father, they’ll have one year to file an affidavit requesting the name change, according to the Tennessee Department of Health’s Office of Vital Records. Link (http://www.tricities.com/tri/news/local/article/new_father_names_baby_after_republican_ticket/15054/)

UNC
10-16-2008, 09:00 AM
Slow news day?

Morfin
10-16-2008, 09:07 AM
I think you're grumpy 'cuz no booze or smokes.

UNC
10-16-2008, 09:10 AM
I'm gonna name my next baby : Lame Thread

Morfin
10-16-2008, 09:17 AM
I'm gonna name my next baby : Lame Thread

If this thread is lame, it should die quickly. I can only hope your lame, self-parodying life ends similarly.

Hoser
10-16-2008, 09:32 AM
But Sarah McCain Palin is not the name Ciptak and his wife, Layla, originally agreed upon.

“I sort of secretively went behind her back and changed the paperwork,” Ciptak said.

Is that a divorce I smell??

Hoser
10-16-2008, 09:33 AM
Nope, turns out it was just UNC after a night of raping, funny how they smell so similar.

ADD
10-16-2008, 09:43 AM
Castrate this father

Morfin
10-16-2008, 09:59 AM
Too late: He has already procreated. Of course, that would limit the damage.

Kilgore
10-16-2008, 10:09 AM
Kid is a born loser

vicar in a tutu
10-16-2008, 10:21 AM
Poor girl. She may as well have "Hit me, my father is a right-wing fascist attention seeker" tattooed on her belly.

I agree with Morfin though, this beats Apple Blyth by the Martin/Paltrow offspring by a country yard, a rural kilometre if you will?

Archangel
10-16-2008, 10:38 AM
While I'd like to make a crack about how this says it all about the median IQ of McCain supporters, I'm pretty sure that quite a few Obama fans have kids named Shaneeyqwah and Whyheeeshá, so I won't.

ADD
10-16-2008, 10:40 AM
Too late: He has already procreated. Of course, that would limit the damage.

Well obviously he's already got one. But let's stop this before it becomes an epidemic.

fuldstændigamok
10-16-2008, 10:56 AM
I'm gonna name my next baby : Lame Thread

Naaaah, you should rename your kids son of lame 1, son of lame 2, daughter of lame 1, daughter of lame 2 and so on. Beside, you cant have another kid, your dick isnt working anymore and even if by chance you manage to make it work, youre way too ugly to find someone willing to participate. Unless completly drunk. But then, if that happens, and shes a good jesus freak like yourself, she wont have a choice but to keep it, so son/daughter of lame it will be.

locke8
10-16-2008, 01:07 PM
what a fucking jackass

Lone Wolf
10-16-2008, 03:22 PM
That poor baby doesn't stand a chance in life.

Stax
10-16-2008, 03:23 PM
Is that a divorce I smell??

My dad apparently joked like this with my mother, that he was going to put "Kareem Abdul" on my birth certificate while she was still out of it or something.

BIG PIZZLE
10-16-2008, 04:04 PM
Unless she's retarded, this baby is not going to help the GOP ticket.

redsox39
10-16-2008, 04:28 PM
My dad apparently joked like this with my mother, that he was going to put "Kareem Abdul" on my birth certificate while she was still out of it or something.

At least people would assume you'd have a huge cock. (disapponted later, but the perception is what counts!)

Mustard
10-16-2008, 04:29 PM
To hell with castration... This guy deserves to be eaten by a bear.

noahsdove
10-16-2008, 04:32 PM
We may argue with fuld, Arch, and Axel about who has the most idiots -- America or Europe -- but I now believe Americans can truly claim to have the biggest idiot.


Link (http://www.tricities.com/tri/news/local/article/new_father_names_baby_after_republican_ticket/15054/)This is going to be hilarious when he loses and his kid is the shame of the class and gets ridiculed.

wacker
10-16-2008, 04:39 PM
Ava Grace is sorta a dick name too, Parents are awfully full of themselves

Alcestis
10-16-2008, 06:46 PM
“I sort of secretively went behind her back and changed the paperwork,” Ciptak said.

If the mom ever does a google search and reads this forum....

"RIP HIS NUTS OFF!"

dick_darlington
10-16-2008, 09:07 PM
Poor girl. She may as well have "Hit me, my father is a right-wing fascist attention seeker" tattooed on her belly.
nah, i say the girl has it as a tramp stamp!

TylerDurden
10-17-2008, 12:07 PM
my father actually did this to my mother when i was born. being as my father was in the marines, i was born on a military base. a few minutes after i was born the doctors had my mother sign the permission slip (often called a birth certificate elsewhere) and then drugged the fuck out of her so she could get to sleep. meanwhile my dad goes to sign the birth certificate and pulls rank. this story ranks among my favorite, almost up there with, "you were conceived in the back of an old ford in the high school parking lot."

fucking parents...

Pax Britannia
10-17-2008, 08:00 PM
fucking parents...

Well you are living proof that your parents love to fuck.

TheImpossibleMan
10-17-2008, 08:08 PM
my father actually did this to my mother when i was born. being as my father was in the marines, i was born on a military base. a few minutes after i was born the doctors had my mother sign the permission slip (often called a birth certificate elsewhere) and then drugged the fuck out of her so she could get to sleep. meanwhile my dad goes to sign the birth certificate and pulls rank. this story ranks among my favorite, almost up there with, "you were conceived in the back of an old ford in the high school parking lot."

fucking parents...
Your name is Richard Agnew Nixon?